Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, Luh la la la la la! BUT I DO OWN TWO SHONEN JUMP GNS!!!!! I AM MAD! ABSOLUTELY MAD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAAHAHAHHAHA...

Co writer(inner Ukyoumon or Jenrya): I am sorry she's very stoned right now.....

Title: Jumper

Chapter: 11----Ryo day!....kinda...

Our story so far: Juri ran away, went mental and tried to kill herself. The XMen came and went the Digimon dropped in 4 a visit. And now everyone is heading home to their unhappy parents.

In FACT their parents may be SO mad that this would call for a 'special' punishment? The XMen will soon be mentioned again! Or perhaps the cast of Azumanga Daioh?

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The tamers were back in Shinjuku, Ryo waited until the others had left and went on his way, he wondered if his step father would be angry? he sighed, after all these years he was still getting used to being a parent.

Unlike most of the previous and former chosen children, Ryo didn't despise his step father. Like Hirokazu, he treated him like his real father because Ryo never knew his real father.

Except Mr. Akiyama didn't become a step father at seventeen.... Ryo didn't have to go very far, his dad was usually loafing about in bookstores.

Ryo walked into a local Kinokuniya* and saw Mr. Akiyama reading a book on Famous Acupuncturists. He closed the book with a loud clap when out of the corner of his eye he saw ryo timidly enter the shop.

He slid the book back into it's place and turned to his son(by law). "Were you any help?"

Ryo thought for a moment then answered, "I think if this ever happened again, only Matsuda-kun would have to go."

Mr. Akiyama nodded, "Alright, did you at least have a good time then?"

"Yes, I suppose so." Mr. Akiyama nodded again. "I'm heading home now, are you coming?"

Ryo nodded, "Yes, I am." (A/N: ....Can you feel the power?!?! ...I mean tension....it's very serious.....yes.... I am a genius.../ This scene is SOO short/)

The two of them left the shop and crossed the street to where the car was.

"Hey.. dad." Mr. Akiyama looked over at his son, "What?" Ryo looked over at him, "Are you mad?" Mr. Akiyama was quiet. Ryo got the hint, he then smiled like a lunatic. (like Naruto!)

"So, back to Saigon?" (Let's just say his military school was in Korea 'cause I have no Idea what it was even called...)

His father sighed heavily, he was getting a headache. Ryo turned and looked out the window.

'Crazy kid...' Mr. Akiyama thought while pulling out of his parking spot.

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Rumiko was beginning to become more than a little annoyed at her daughter.

"Ruki, I don't really care where you go and what you do as long as your not pregnant or taking drugs. THOSE are the rules..." Rumiko slapped herself on the forehead,

"I should have put a third rule down, but I thought you'd have a little common sense. dammit."

Ruki raised her hand, "I didn't know it would take that long." Rumiko glared and looked at Seiko with a frustrated face, "What do I do? What did YOU do when I was like this?"

Seiko blinked, "Well, you never did stay out for more than a day without telling me. You just had a kid... so your on your own..."

Ruki bit the inside of her cheek, waiting for her mother to finish lecturing her. "...Go to your room until I find something else for you to do. And NO cd's!"

After Ruki had stomped up the stairs Rumiko rubbed her chin, "I could make her stand on her head and make her hold a watermelon with her feet..." Seiko looked at Rumiko then left the room.

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Takato had also been sent to his room, after, of course, his mom and dad yelled at him.

Jenrya was online and was sending instant messages to Takato's laptop, Takato looked up from his Shonen Jump and pulled the laptop of his desk and set it in front of him on his bed.

He typed about two sentences when he heard his mother talking on the phone, she was talking to her sister.

Takato was using a cell phone (Hirokazu's old one) to connect to the internet, it was slower than Dial up but it was easier than lugging around a modem AND a laptop.

--Ryo's dad is on the phone with mine.-- Takato put the sound on mute and responded to Jen's message.

--Why? Do they even know each other?-- (things with the little -- are chat things.) --No, and I'm not sure why they're talking to each other.--

--Oh, did your mom get upset?-- --A little.-- --I've got to go, I'm supposed to be asleep.--

--Ok, bye Jen.-- --Bye.--

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Janyu was pacing around the room with a cordless phone in his hand, he was pacing because he was worried about Jenrya. But why? What's so bad about going missing for a few days? Well, if your a parent you could imagine ANYTHING happening.

And to prevent these types of things from happening again what should you do? This is why Janyu is speaking long distance with Mr. Akiyama.

Since Ryo happens to be in a good mood whenever an adult was around people get the idea that his father is an excellent parent. And look to him for parenting tips....

May god have mercy on their souls! LOL I should get to the point b4 I look REALLY drunk...

"So, what exactly did you do to shape the kid up? Military school....?" Janyu rubbed his chin, "That might work, I heard there's a private/boarding school in Bayville new York." Janyu thanked Mr. Akiyama and hung up the phone.

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Ruki scoffed and folded her arms. "Why the HELL should I care?!!? I don't NEED SASHAMI!!!! I want motta! Leave me, and bring MOTTA, I must listen to Godsmack." Ruki was talking to a cabana boy,

"My apologies Makino-han..." The boy said as Ruki reclined in her beach chair. This OBVIOUSLY was dream of hers.... She looked over at her comrade who was bronzing nicely, "Are you enjoying yourself ryo?" She asked smiling.

Ruki's fantasies were interrupted by her grandmother coming in her room and waking her up.

"Your mom says go to sleep." she said before closing the door. "Gee, It's not like I was already doing that before you came in here..." she muttered before turning out the light.

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