Disclaimer: Nope, I ain't owning no Harry Potter, fwuah!

A/N: Whelp, here is more that you asked for! So greedy! So demanding! So hot! My fans rock, and will forever and always have all-access to my food pantry, and the fridge. Rock on, everyone! And keep on reviewing! I was so hyper-spazzing over the fact that I got 3 reviews the first day my story was up. Thank you so much! Here are my thanks: to coolcat411, Thorn, and RAiNbOwGrL22. Yes, I agree that my story is weird, random, and a bit nasty. But thanks for not totally flaming out on meh! hugs all Oh, and special thanks to yoplait! Yeah, I totally agree about the leg humping. How not fair of them! [sob] ( Um..by the way..the only reason that I have all that on there is because I never deleted it. I have it on there from when the story was posted like a year ago...but the ff.admin. deleted it because soem of my story is written in chat form. Just so there was no confusion... Jun.8th 2004 )

Snape sighed as he heard a sickening thud, and knew that Harry had hit the school grounds.

"Class, since someone has recently tried to commit suicide out my very window, we shall have a free block. Go on, get out of here, you filthy bird droppings! The being of you all infuriates me! Agyh!" And with that, Snape hurled himself out the window as well.

"That's both the Professor AND Harry." Ron stated calmly, turning in his seat to face Hermione, who was picking her nose. As Ron turned around, she quickly put her finger away.

"I know! I wonder who else is going to do it next." Hermione and Ron gathered their things, and began to head for the door for the free block. But suddenly, a faint trumpet "doot doot doot" was heard. They spun around.

"I'm back, and I just drank me a can o' whoopass!" Said a voice. Harry came flying in through the window, wearing a red cape with a giant letter H on it. "I was only joking about the whole suicide thing, for I am IMMORTAL!" And he landed softly at Hermione and Ron's feet.

"Great, Harry. Now let's go and have our free block." Ron stated, and the three friends headed to the common room, Harry's cape trailing behind them.

Harry couldn't help it. He was staring at Hermione, who was sprawled out on the couch reading a book. He was again imagining her in a tight rubber suit, and holding a whip. He shook his head a bit, and blew several short raspberries to try to get it out of his head. Ron stared at him, a confused look on his face.

"Why are you making farty noises on your arm?" He asked, poking Harry in the side. Harry ignored him.

"Some boring free block this is." Hermione spoke up, sitting up and tossing her book in the fireplace. "I mean, we get a free block, and all we do is sit here in silence in our freakin common room! Let's get some entertainment going, peoples!" And she hopped up and started doing the worm, clapping and barking like a seal.

Harry was about to join her, until suddenly his heart stop. His eyes were now focused on the person who had just entered the room.

"Hey guys." Fred Weasley said excitedly, clapping as he watched Hermione doing the worm. Harry couldn't stop staring at Fred, and he felt as if he were on cloud 9. He didn't even feel his feet touching the ground.

"Harry, we know you can fly in all, (the suicide incident), but please get back down here!" Ron shouted, shattering Harry's thoughts. Harry looked down to see that his feet WEREN'T touching the ground. He gulped, and flailed his arms around a bit.

"Come on Harry!" Hermione said, trying to knock him down with a broom. Harry cried. Suddenly, he felt himself falling.

"Oof!" Fred cried, as Harry landed on him. The two boys fell backwards into the fireplace, and began to get embalmed alive.

"No! Fred! Harry!" Hermione cried, poking at their ashy, blackened carcasses with the broom. Ron was giggling.

"I'll get them." Ron said, putting on some oven mitts. He reached in and scraped them out with a spatula.

And as Harry and Fred lay on the couch, burnt to a crisp, Harry couldn't help but notice how sexy Fred looked well done.

{N/A: So how was that? Please review! I'm ganna try to make an arrow to the review button. ....Julie }

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