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randomness and ourselves you see in the story!
Nienna: Hello!
Uruviel: We're back!
Nienna: Another chapter!
Uruviel: And there will be loads of singing from Nadi and Jessie!
Nienna: So if you find the songs familiar
Uruviel: THAT MEANS WE DON'T OWN THEM!
Nienna: OK on with the story
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How the heck did we end up HERE?
Chapter 2: The Song Chapter
"I'm real! Hey baby can't you see! You're drivin' me crazy! But there is one thing on my mind! Be with me all the time!" Nadi sang 'I'm Real' by J.Lo and she danced with it and Jessie would either but in and dance and sing another song or sing with her.
Jessie climbed up the table and brought up a random guy and said "HEY THIS GUY'S GONNA SING FOR YOU GUYS NOW!" she told everyone then they all cheered and the random guy just had happened to be Aragorn [a.k.a. Strider, King Elessar, Ranger from the North, son of Arathorn...]
Jessie pulled Nadi off the table and asked her "What are you doing here?" "Well I'm here with Frodo-"Nadi said but Jessie butted in "Frodo? You got Frodo all for me? Thank you! Is Merry with him?" Jessie asked Nadi "Yes but- "Nadi tried to say but Jessie just stormed off looking for Frodo [and Merry!]
Nadi went back to the table but alas, Jessie was now on the table telling them who she'd like to give them toe hobbits and the Frodo, Merry and the Pippin didn't look too well... WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY HAPPY BECAUSE JESSIE WAS ON THE FREAKING TABLE??!!
"OK Pippin, I'll give you to Shannon and you Merry I'll give you to Lily and Frodo... Who shall I give him to?" she kept on asking herself, "Hello!" Nadi butted in "Hi Nadi!" Jessie replied "Nadi? I thought-"Sam asked but Nadi clapped on his mouth and she sat down then she looked at the three very poor hobbits then asked Jessie "What the fuck did you do to the fucking hobbits?!" "I dunno when I got here they looked that way so I think that their faces got stuck that way" Jessie replied "what the fuck are you fucking saying?" everyone was looking at Nadi for cursing and curiosity but she kept asking questions and cursing and Jessie answered with questions or with very, very random and weird answers that they didn't notice the Aragorn that had a pink dress, a flower hat with a rubber ducky on it who took Frodo as a hostage "help!" Frodo shouted then Jessie heard Frodo and rushed to Aragorn and kicked him in the groin and snatched the Frodo and the ducky and ran outside followed by Nadi, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Bill the Pony! [Nienna: Did I tell you I like ponies?] [Uruviel: OFW...]
Jessie got her pony, Legolasiel's pony actually and the rest commandeered horses and ponies! But Sam rode Bill [Nienna: THE PONY!] [Uruviel: ...what the fuck is wrong with my co. writer?ü] "We ride...we ride... we ride to ROVENDELL" Jessie shouted "Don't you mean Rivendell?" Merry asked "I'm hungry..." Pippin muttered. "we just ate you little—"Nadi said before Jessie covered her mouth "Can we go now PLEASE?" Sam asked then Nadi started singing to herself "can I go now..." she sang to the words of Jennifer Love Hewitt "You really want to see the elves don't you?" Jessie asked Sam and he nodded "But we have an elf right here!" she told him pointing to Nadi "She's a no good excuse for an elf! She can't even speak the language!" Sam told her "Mogon le... (I hate you)" Jessie muttered to Sam "OH NO A HOBBIT THAT SPEAKS ELVISH!" Pippin shouted "THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD'S GOING TO END!" Merry shouted Aragorn was getting pissed off(literally) "SHUT UP!!!" he shouted at them then the 5 hobbits and elf screamed then galloped their way to Rivendell leaving Aragorn horseless [Nienna: I am soooooooo evil!]
When they reached Rivendell "I want green eggs and Ham!" Jessie shouted the 4 hobbits stared at her Nadi was no where to be seen the five hobbits took no notice and went inside with Jessie chanting green eggs and ham... Nadi was looking around for Legolasiel and they were in good timing because Legolasiel was looking for his pony and went to rest in Rovendell [Nienna: If it's the weird names it's me] [Uruviel: If it's not the weird names it's me]
Soon Nadi found a group of elves singing a very kooky song so she barged in and said "That is a very, very weird song and this is a very good one!" she started singing Mary had a little lamb then switched to Twinkle twinkle little star
Soon after chanting the hobbits were playing a game of charade and Jessie kept humming Everytime by Britney
"what's the title of that song?" Frodo asked "Everytime" Jessie replied "Can you sing it for us?" Pippin asked as he walked to Jessie and sat down and they didn't even notice poor Merry plop on the ground because Pippin was helping him become a replica of a wind mill then he said "I'm OK!" as Jessie started singing
the elves stared at her then Nadi noticed that one of them was..."Legolas!" she screamed and ran to him and grabbed him and ran away with him all around Rivendell. Then Nadi noticed that he wasn't Legolas "WTF? Who the hell are you?" she asked the elf. The elf stared at her blankly. "don't tell me, you're a mute...' she said turning away "wait what would a mute elf do in a room where they chant?" she asked "I dunno" the elf replied "so you aren't mute...what's your name?" she asked "I'm Elrohir. Who are you?" he asked "I'm Uruviel can you be my tutor?" she asked "huh why?" Elrohir asked "I don't know how to speak...elvish!" she said bursting into tears "Okay" he replied "Really?" Nadi asked wiping a tear on her cheek. Elrohir just smiled at her "You have to catch me first!" he said then ran away, Nadi ran as fast as she could then she caught up with him, or she thought it was him "Elrohir you got to teach me!" she panted "I'm not Elrohir!" the elf said "You're Elladan, yeah right..." she told him "Yeah I am" Elladan told her "Oh sorry..." Nadi told him then she ran off to find Elrohir "hehehe" Elrohir said and ran away, he pretended to be Elladan...
Nadi finally found Elrohir "ELROHIR" she shouted then she ran to Elrohir. "you have to tutor me Elrohir, I caught you." She panted. The elf looked at her "I'm not Elrohir." He said. "ya right Elrohir I bumped into Elladan a little while ago so I know who you are..." she said triumphantly as she grabbed the REAL Elladan who was confused
"OK again!" Jessie shouted at the hobbits and they all sang Jet's Are you gonna be my girl?
TBC
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Nienna: We'll end up here OK
Uruviel: And we are going to answer some reviews old fart!
Nienna: Old coot
Uruviel & Nienna: Whatever...
Review Answers:
DreaminofLorien:
Uruviel: I like your penname! I love Lorien!
Nienna: AND I LIKE YOU! Thanks for reading!
southerngirl4615:
Nienna: YIPEE YOU REVEWED! Preciousssssssss...
Uruviel: Thanks for reviewing (whispering to SG) If you ever find out how to make her normal tell me...ü
Nienna: OMG!
Uruviel: What?
Nienna: YOU REMOVED THE FUCKING INTERNET!
Uruviel: Opps...
Nienna: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Please cover your ears because this crying thing will take her 6 hours to recover]
Nienna: Hello!
Uruviel: We're back!
Nienna: Another chapter!
Uruviel: And there will be loads of singing from Nadi and Jessie!
Nienna: So if you find the songs familiar
Uruviel: THAT MEANS WE DON'T OWN THEM!
Nienna: OK on with the story
========
How the heck did we end up HERE?
Chapter 2: The Song Chapter
"I'm real! Hey baby can't you see! You're drivin' me crazy! But there is one thing on my mind! Be with me all the time!" Nadi sang 'I'm Real' by J.Lo and she danced with it and Jessie would either but in and dance and sing another song or sing with her.
Jessie climbed up the table and brought up a random guy and said "HEY THIS GUY'S GONNA SING FOR YOU GUYS NOW!" she told everyone then they all cheered and the random guy just had happened to be Aragorn [a.k.a. Strider, King Elessar, Ranger from the North, son of Arathorn...]
Jessie pulled Nadi off the table and asked her "What are you doing here?" "Well I'm here with Frodo-"Nadi said but Jessie butted in "Frodo? You got Frodo all for me? Thank you! Is Merry with him?" Jessie asked Nadi "Yes but- "Nadi tried to say but Jessie just stormed off looking for Frodo [and Merry!]
Nadi went back to the table but alas, Jessie was now on the table telling them who she'd like to give them toe hobbits and the Frodo, Merry and the Pippin didn't look too well... WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY HAPPY BECAUSE JESSIE WAS ON THE FREAKING TABLE??!!
"OK Pippin, I'll give you to Shannon and you Merry I'll give you to Lily and Frodo... Who shall I give him to?" she kept on asking herself, "Hello!" Nadi butted in "Hi Nadi!" Jessie replied "Nadi? I thought-"Sam asked but Nadi clapped on his mouth and she sat down then she looked at the three very poor hobbits then asked Jessie "What the fuck did you do to the fucking hobbits?!" "I dunno when I got here they looked that way so I think that their faces got stuck that way" Jessie replied "what the fuck are you fucking saying?" everyone was looking at Nadi for cursing and curiosity but she kept asking questions and cursing and Jessie answered with questions or with very, very random and weird answers that they didn't notice the Aragorn that had a pink dress, a flower hat with a rubber ducky on it who took Frodo as a hostage "help!" Frodo shouted then Jessie heard Frodo and rushed to Aragorn and kicked him in the groin and snatched the Frodo and the ducky and ran outside followed by Nadi, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Bill the Pony! [Nienna: Did I tell you I like ponies?] [Uruviel: OFW...]
Jessie got her pony, Legolasiel's pony actually and the rest commandeered horses and ponies! But Sam rode Bill [Nienna: THE PONY!] [Uruviel: ...what the fuck is wrong with my co. writer?ü] "We ride...we ride... we ride to ROVENDELL" Jessie shouted "Don't you mean Rivendell?" Merry asked "I'm hungry..." Pippin muttered. "we just ate you little—"Nadi said before Jessie covered her mouth "Can we go now PLEASE?" Sam asked then Nadi started singing to herself "can I go now..." she sang to the words of Jennifer Love Hewitt "You really want to see the elves don't you?" Jessie asked Sam and he nodded "But we have an elf right here!" she told him pointing to Nadi "She's a no good excuse for an elf! She can't even speak the language!" Sam told her "Mogon le... (I hate you)" Jessie muttered to Sam "OH NO A HOBBIT THAT SPEAKS ELVISH!" Pippin shouted "THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD'S GOING TO END!" Merry shouted Aragorn was getting pissed off(literally) "SHUT UP!!!" he shouted at them then the 5 hobbits and elf screamed then galloped their way to Rivendell leaving Aragorn horseless [Nienna: I am soooooooo evil!]
When they reached Rivendell "I want green eggs and Ham!" Jessie shouted the 4 hobbits stared at her Nadi was no where to be seen the five hobbits took no notice and went inside with Jessie chanting green eggs and ham... Nadi was looking around for Legolasiel and they were in good timing because Legolasiel was looking for his pony and went to rest in Rovendell [Nienna: If it's the weird names it's me] [Uruviel: If it's not the weird names it's me]
Soon Nadi found a group of elves singing a very kooky song so she barged in and said "That is a very, very weird song and this is a very good one!" she started singing Mary had a little lamb then switched to Twinkle twinkle little star
Soon after chanting the hobbits were playing a game of charade and Jessie kept humming Everytime by Britney
"what's the title of that song?" Frodo asked "Everytime" Jessie replied "Can you sing it for us?" Pippin asked as he walked to Jessie and sat down and they didn't even notice poor Merry plop on the ground because Pippin was helping him become a replica of a wind mill then he said "I'm OK!" as Jessie started singing
the elves stared at her then Nadi noticed that one of them was..."Legolas!" she screamed and ran to him and grabbed him and ran away with him all around Rivendell. Then Nadi noticed that he wasn't Legolas "WTF? Who the hell are you?" she asked the elf. The elf stared at her blankly. "don't tell me, you're a mute...' she said turning away "wait what would a mute elf do in a room where they chant?" she asked "I dunno" the elf replied "so you aren't mute...what's your name?" she asked "I'm Elrohir. Who are you?" he asked "I'm Uruviel can you be my tutor?" she asked "huh why?" Elrohir asked "I don't know how to speak...elvish!" she said bursting into tears "Okay" he replied "Really?" Nadi asked wiping a tear on her cheek. Elrohir just smiled at her "You have to catch me first!" he said then ran away, Nadi ran as fast as she could then she caught up with him, or she thought it was him "Elrohir you got to teach me!" she panted "I'm not Elrohir!" the elf said "You're Elladan, yeah right..." she told him "Yeah I am" Elladan told her "Oh sorry..." Nadi told him then she ran off to find Elrohir "hehehe" Elrohir said and ran away, he pretended to be Elladan...
Nadi finally found Elrohir "ELROHIR" she shouted then she ran to Elrohir. "you have to tutor me Elrohir, I caught you." She panted. The elf looked at her "I'm not Elrohir." He said. "ya right Elrohir I bumped into Elladan a little while ago so I know who you are..." she said triumphantly as she grabbed the REAL Elladan who was confused
"OK again!" Jessie shouted at the hobbits and they all sang Jet's Are you gonna be my girl?
TBC
=========
Nienna: We'll end up here OK
Uruviel: And we are going to answer some reviews old fart!
Nienna: Old coot
Uruviel & Nienna: Whatever...
Review Answers:
DreaminofLorien:
Uruviel: I like your penname! I love Lorien!
Nienna: AND I LIKE YOU! Thanks for reading!
southerngirl4615:
Nienna: YIPEE YOU REVEWED! Preciousssssssss...
Uruviel: Thanks for reviewing (whispering to SG) If you ever find out how to make her normal tell me...ü
Nienna: OMG!
Uruviel: What?
Nienna: YOU REMOVED THE FUCKING INTERNET!
Uruviel: Opps...
Nienna: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Please cover your ears because this crying thing will take her 6 hours to recover]