What was I doing? What could have been going through my head when I agreed
to do this? I mean, she was such a dork, such a nerd. How was it possible
for someone to be SO un-cool? I can't believe I had actually gone out with
this girl. I was Guy Perkins. I was a God at South Glen South, and that was
being modest about it. Every girl wants me, but here I was, dancing with
Aldys Morgenstern, a member of the friggin Denominators, while my date, the
coolest girl at school Joise Gellar was dancing with Mr. Coulson. That
should be me over there in her arms. She was what I wanted. If I hadn't
promised Gibby and Kristen and Kirsten that I'd help them out, I WOULD be
over there right now. Aldys deserved what she was about to get. That dog
food on her head would be perfect revenge for her being such a bitch about
buying a prom ticket. What right did she have to talk to them like that?
Didn't she know that they could crush her like a little bug? Well, she was
bout to find out.
I looked at her, as much as I didn't want to. She just couldn't take her eyes off me so I did her the pleasure of looking back at her. I was caught off guard by how her eyes looked. They were sparkling, and her smile was so big. She's kind of pretty, I thought, in a nerdy, weird, kind of unusual way. I could see why, at one point in time, she would have been a total babe, if she hadn't gone down that path of nerds. I mean, she would have had a guaranteed in if only she had stuck with him after freshman homecoming. True, true, I thought, I had dumped her, but still.....there had to have been something she could do besides joining the Denominators!
What was Josie doing? Why was she being such a tool? There she was, right in the middle of the song, knocking Aldys out of the way and throwing the can of Alpo up in the air. Was she nuts? Why would she bother? That's what Aldy's was, dog food, so why not give her a taste of herself? Josie was being a total nark. She had no right. And all of a sudden I realized that maybe Aldys was even more my type than Josie was. And that thought scared the crap out of me. After all, I was Guy Perkins. I was totally cool, wasn't I?
I looked at her, as much as I didn't want to. She just couldn't take her eyes off me so I did her the pleasure of looking back at her. I was caught off guard by how her eyes looked. They were sparkling, and her smile was so big. She's kind of pretty, I thought, in a nerdy, weird, kind of unusual way. I could see why, at one point in time, she would have been a total babe, if she hadn't gone down that path of nerds. I mean, she would have had a guaranteed in if only she had stuck with him after freshman homecoming. True, true, I thought, I had dumped her, but still.....there had to have been something she could do besides joining the Denominators!
What was Josie doing? Why was she being such a tool? There she was, right in the middle of the song, knocking Aldys out of the way and throwing the can of Alpo up in the air. Was she nuts? Why would she bother? That's what Aldy's was, dog food, so why not give her a taste of herself? Josie was being a total nark. She had no right. And all of a sudden I realized that maybe Aldys was even more my type than Josie was. And that thought scared the crap out of me. After all, I was Guy Perkins. I was totally cool, wasn't I?