Author's Note: Hmm, more randomness. Admittedly, this will be shorter, as the basic introduction is done. But there would be at least 3 chapters, one for Seras, and Walter later.
Now, presenting, Seras Victoria...as a cat.
P.S. All occurences are TRUE. The interactions between catz are all TRUE to the bone! Only the conversation was tweaked!
Me: "Okay, now for Seras..."
G: "So, which one?"
Me: (thinks for a while) "Got it, the perfect one,"
Me: (chooses breed) "This is a Scaredy Cat, always shivering, and hard to make it even trust you,"
Me: "And it's strawberry blond already!"
G: "Man, that cat DOES have the same hair colour" o0
Me: "Watch this," (tries to pick up cat)
G: o0 "Wow, like Spiderman," (cat has latched to the ceiling, shivering and won't come down)
Me: "Yeah," (puts it back on the ground, only to have it fly off again
G: T-T "You think this cat is overly qualified to be Seras?"
Me: "Hey, this is the best we've got, okay?"
G: "Fine, let's do this,"
(Names cat Seras and adopts her.)
G: "Okay, so can we put her with Alucard and Integral?"
Me: "You can only put two at a time,"
G: "Okay, let's put her with Alucard first then,"
(puts Seras in Playpen and calls Alucard in. Locks Integral out.)
Me: "Okay, let's watch..."
G: "I pity Seras. I mean, she's SUCH a fraidycat! She keeps jumping on the ceiling!"
Me: "Yeah, Alucard is going to freak her out to the extreme,"
(Both cats look at each other curiously. They face each other and both stretch out a paw to touch the other's paw. They began to circle each other calmly.)
G: "Looks okay so far,"
Me: "Yeah...woah! Watch out,"
(Suddenly, both cats have angered eyes. Both start hissing at the other, crouching down.)
Me: "Oh man, they're going to fight?!"
G: "I thought you said Seras' breed was a fraidy-cat!"
Me: "She is! I mean, I guess she just isn't afraid of Alucard!"
G: "Hey! They're fighting!"
(Both cats began to roughhouse and tumble around, batting the other on the head and rolling about the Playpen)
G: "Woah,"
Me: "Yeah, I wonder who'd win?"
(the fighting goes on and on...)
Me: "Hey,is it me or is Seras the one on top most of the time?"
G: "Yeah, she seems to be pinning Alucard down the most,"
(Seras and Alucard roll one more time and Seras ends up on top, pinning Alucard firmly down.)
(suddenly, they break off)
G: . "OMG!"
Me: . "NoWAY!"
(Alucard walks away slowly, head hanging dejectedly and peering over his shoulder over to the 'owner' with a sad expression. Seras walks away quite proudly but otherwise non-plussed)
G and Me: .... "Seras WON!?!?"
Me: "That's...that's just so symbolic!"
G: "You'd never see THAT coming!"
Me: "AND she's supposed to be a fraidy-cat too!"
G: (starts feeding them milk bottles, and leaving cheese next to the mousehole)
G: "Okay, here comes the mouse..."
Me: "Whoops, Seras has seen it!"
(Seras looks at the mouse and starts shivering and backs away)
G and Me: T-T "She's afraid of the mouse?"
G: "Well, if we're going with the analogy that Mice=FREAK vampires, that kinda makes sense,"
Me: "Guess so, and it gives Alucard a one-up on Seras at least,"
(Alucard immediately stalks the mouse and tries to catch it, but the mouse runs into the hole)
G: "Aw, he missed,"
Me: "I think we've seen enough, let's get Integral in instead now,"
G: "What, no basket?"
Me: "Oh, shut UP!"
(Alucard is pushed to the petdoor and Integral is called in. The door is then locked.)
Me: "Right, let's see this,"
(Seras and Integral notice each other. They calmly inspect each other and sniff each other. Both reach out paws to touch the other.)
G: "Looks good so far..."
(Integral has a haughty expression, but doesn't display any aggression to Seras. Seras just looks at her curiously.)
Me: "Hey, they're okay with each other!"
G: "Yeah, no fighting!"
G: (continues to feed both cats.)
Me: "Well, we can't really do anything else now.
G: "You've forgotten one more person..."
Me: "...Oh yeah! How could I forget!"
G: "Know a breed for him?"
Me: "Yet another perfect one!"
G: "You know, you'd think Hellsing and the Catz games were related with their breeds and mannerisms,"
Me:"I know, it's kinda creepy though, how accurate the Catz interact with each other,"
G: "But Seras beating Alucard?!"
Me: "Like I said, it was symbolic. Maybe it means Seras may one day surpass Alucard,"
G: "And he won't be happy about it,"
Me: "Duh!"