Millennium Dungeon
A/N: Up to this point, we've refrained from being naughty. However, this idea came to us before chapter one was done, and we're not about to abandon it. You can skip to chapter four with out missing much. This chapter, ladies and gentlemen, is one reason why we rated this fic PG-13.
Chapter 3
"Oh my God!" The male party members said in unison.
"What? Oh you mean this outfit?" The girl gestured at her playboy
bunny suit.
"It's not so much the outfit as the fact that you're in it, Ryou Bakura." Malik said. Bakura, meanwhile, had run outside to retch.
"How did you-you know-well, how did you get the thing to fit?" Tea asked.
"Well, you know how my D&D character's a girl..." Ryou said, pushing his two index fingers together. Bakura walked back in.
"Man I just had the worst dream. Ryou was dressed in a- " He caught sight of Ryou and ran back outside to vomit. Ignoring Bakura, Joey walked forward.
"Are those real?" He asked, pointing at Ryou's * ahem * yes.
"They're picking on me!" He-She, ran into the back room and came back clinging to Marik's arm. Bakura walked back in again, caught sight of Ryou clinging to Marik, and promptly ran back out to throw-up again.
"You know, we have herbs for that." Marik called after the retreating Bakura. Malik blinked.
"That was out of character." Ryou's eyes widened.
"Mariky, dear, why don't you go get some herbs ready for Bakura? I'm sure he'll need them." Then she shoved him towards the back room. She turned to the others. "I drugged him! He's actually been acting quiet nice lately."
"Sure, nice. Real nice." Joey cracked. Ryou ignored him and walked to the other end of the room.
"So, is there anything I can get you?" Tristan stepped forward.
"Um, yeah. I actually only have eight HP left, and we were wondering if you had anything that could heal me."
"Oh, why yes! I have here a potion of cure moderate wounds, two doses. I'll give it to you for cheap, only 6,000 GP!" Bakura had entered in time to hear that. He grabbed Ryou by the collar.
"You can wear that all you want. You can switch genders all you want. You can even hang onto Marik all you want. But you are not charging us for this stuff!"
"Well, I can't lower the price, even though I do know you from the real world." Ryou said, flailing madly, attempting to make Bakura release her.
"With this girl's you're much too weak to fight back!" Bakura smirked. Ryou aimed a kick for Bakura's gut and missed, and Bakura feel to the floor moaning.
"I think we might need a potion of cure serious wounds too," Mai cracked.
"I'm going to kill you." Bakura threatened from the floor. Marik walked back in.
"Hey, I'm the assassin here! Anyway, here are your herbs. What happened to you?" he asked Bakura.
"A bunny bit him." Kaiba said, finally removing his hand from Mokuba's eyes.
"Now Ryou, what have I told you about doing that to customers?" Marik looked at the girl.
"That was way too much information." Yami said.
"Can we just get the stuff for Tristan and leave?" Yugi asked.
"But I have so much more to show you!" Marik said.
"Let me guess, you have a whole cage of bunnies outside." Malik said.
"Mokuba, outside. Now." Kaiba told his little brother.
"But Seto...."
"Now!" Mokuba walked outside, sulking.
"That's right! You haven't met Floppsy yet!" Marik, continuing as if nothing had happened.
"Floppsy? What's he call you Ryou? Fluffy?" Tristan smirked. Ryou slapped him again.
"It's not like that!" He shouted at Marik, who was leaving. "Marik, they can't see Floppsy till they've paid!"
"Paid, we don't have any money!" Yugi said.
"Well, there has to be something you have that's worth money." Ryou said.
"How 'bout this?" Joey asked, pulled a ring off one of his fingers.
"Joey, you took that off the ring finger on your left hand." Ryou said.
"So?"
"That's either an engagement ring, or a wedding ring."
"I'm gonna be married! Gross!" Tea heard Mai suppress a gag, and looked over in time to see her stuff her left hand in her pocket.
"Um, Mai? What was that about?" she asked.
"Well, it has to be worth something! Come on, tell me!"
"I don't have the appraisal skill, Joey."
"Well, Marik might have it! Call him back in here!"
"I won't to tear Marik away from Floppsy."
"Bad mental image." Yami said.
"Great, now I have it too!"
"Sorry, Yugi." Meanwhile, over in Tea's head, she was thinking hard. A nineteen suddenly appeared over her head.
"Sweet, high roll for my diplomacy check!" and she leaned over to talk to Mai. "So, why'd you shove your hand in your pocket Mai?" an eighteen appeared over Mai's head, and Tea sighed in relief. Mai hadn't made her will save.
"Well," Mai pulled her hand out of her pocket. "You see, I have a ring that matches Joey's." Tea couldn't stop herself.
"You mean you two are engaged?!" She burst out loudly.
"Not so loud Tea!" But it was too late, everyone in the shop was looking at the two of them. Joey and Mai's faces turned the same shade of crimson as they compared their rings.
"Who would want to marry Mai? Not me!"
"Just because we're engaged doesn't mean we love each other!" Mai snapped, before slapping Joey and storming out of the shop.
"Um, where's Bakura?" Malik asked, breaking up the mini-drama that was forming.
"Same place I was last time you checked. In agony."
"Um, changing the subject, would you like to stay for tea?" Ryou asked.
"Er, no thanks."
"No, I insist. Remember how I told you that I drugged Marik? Well- " a high pitched cackle was heard from outside "- it just wore off. And I think Marik killed Floppsy!"
"You mean there's a dead girl in a bunny suit outside?" Yami asked.
"For crying out loud! Floppsy was Marik's pet bunny. A real rabbit! Now are you going to help me or not?!"
"On second thought, just to avoid the return of the Marik we love to hate, I think we'd better stay." Malik said.
"Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you. Anyway, I'll go make the tea!"
Tea time!
(Tea, not Téa) Miraculously, Ryou got everyone to sit down at the small table, (even Marik, and don't ask us how he did it) and was serving tea. Ryou placed ten cups of tea in the center of the table, careful to put two cups as close to where she and Marik would be sitting as possible.
"Help yourself," she said. Marik, ignoring the cups placed directly in front of him, reached for the one furthest away. Ryou didn't notice, because he'd gone to get some food to be served with tea. Because no one wanted to go anywhere near Marik, the two cups in front of him were the last to go. Yami and Kaiba were forced to take them, because they hadn't been fast enough to grab any others. Ryou returned and sat next to Marik with a plateful of cookies.
"Ryou," Marik said, "This tea tastes like crap." Ryou began to panic.
"Where's my teacup? Where's that teacup? I need that tea, I need that tea!" With that she dashed off to the kitchen, and loud chugging noises could be heard.
"Really? I think it's kind of good." Kaiba said, indicating his empty cup, ignoring the strange behavior of Ryou.
"Me too." Yami said, fluttering his eye lashes at Kaiba.
"This might be a problem, tee he!" Ryou said, bouncing back in from the kitchen.
"Surprisingly, I'm going to have to agree with Marik. This tea tastes like crap." Bakura said, ignoring the strange behavior from Yami, Kaiba and Ryou.
"Marik, dear, I think I got you the wrong kind of tea, tee he! Why don't you come with me into the kitchen while I get you some?" Ryou said.
"Fine. It better taste better than this though."
"Oh, I'm sure it will." With that, Ryou led Marik into the kitchen.
"Well, that was odd." Yugi said. "Don't you agree, Yami? Yami?" Yami was in a daze, staring at Kaiba.
"Kaiba, you have the most beautiful eyes."
"Why do you keep calling me Kaiba? I really think you can call me Seto."
"Alright, Seto."
"That's just wrong..." Joey said, staring at the two. They heard a screech from out back.
"Floppsy! What happened to you?! I, Marik, will go on a great quest to avenge your death!" Ryou walked back in, but heard the shouting and winced.
"Oh my, I forgot to replace the dead Floppsy with a new one." She headed out towards the garden. "It's ok Marik, Floppsy's just sleeping, tee he!"
"Does anyone else think he drugged the tea?" Malik asked.
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it got in Kaiba and Yami's tea too." Yugi said.
"Walk with me in the moonlight?" Yami asked Kai-Seto.
"But it's broad daylight out!"
"Any excuse to be with you."
"May we be excused?" Seto asked, tearing his eyes momentarily away from the object of his affection to look at the rest of the table. They nodded, unsure of what else to do. With that, Seto and Yami ran off and promptly locked themselves in the first room they could find. Ryou came back, and noticed the two empty places.
"Please tell me they aren't in the broom closet, tee he!" A sigh was heard from the broom closet.
"Oh Seto, it's so romantic!"
"How long will this last?" Tea asked, irritated.
"Well you see, tee he, both of them got the tea that was meant for me and Marik. You see, I have to drug myself, tee he, so I don't retch every time Marik puts his arm around me. They should only be like this for only an hour or so, tee he."
"Thank God, because that's just really creepy." Malik said. Mokuba wondered back in.
"Oh good, I was getting hungry! Hey, have you seen my brother?"
"Yami? That kohl of yours really offsets your beautiful maroon eyes quiet well."
"Why thank you! I wear it just for you."
"What did you do to my brother? Fix him now!" The door opened, and Seto walked out of the closet, carrying Yami new bride style. As they neared the table, Seto flashed Yami a real smile, and Mokuba's heart melted.
"I take it back, you cured him! He smiled again, he smiled again!"
"I repeat things a lot, I repeat things a lot!" Bakura mocked Mokuba so only Malik could hear.
"Well Ryou, it's been nice, but it's getting late and we really need a place to stay, so we'll be going now." Malik said.
"Ok, that's fine. There's an inn across the street. Only has a few rooms though, tee he!"
"Last one there has to sleep outside!" Joey cried, and was promptly trampled by his comrades. They all pushed and shoved their way to the front desk, where the innkeeper looked on at the flood of people who has invaded his tiny inn.
"How many rooms do you have left, sir?" Tea shouted.
"Four!" he called over everyone's head.
"I think we should duke it out over the right to the rooms!" Tristan shouted.
"Then you've already lost, half-orc." Bakura smirked. Yugi did a quick head count.
"Wait guys, there are eight people here. We just need to pair up and we'll be fine!"
"So the question is, who bunks with who?" Malik asked.
"I bunk with you." Bakura said, "Just so I don't have to put up with any of the idiots. Plus, I've shared a body with you, sharing a bed can't be much different." Malik blushed slightly.
"Didn't you share a body with Yami too?" Yugi asked.
"Shut up."
"You all know who I'm going to bunk with." Seto said, as he headed off towards a room.
"Wait up, big broth-" Mokuba cut off when he saw that Seto was still carrying Yami.
"You know, I can walk." Yami said, "Not that I'm complaining or anything."
"Dammit, I'm going to kill Ryou when I see him next." Mokuba muttered.
"Ok, I guess me and Yugi are sharing a room then." Tea said, Yugi also blushing, replied.
"Er, ok."
"What am I? Sliced turkey?" Tristan demanded.
"No, you're a half-orc and you smell worse than Joey does." Tea and Yugi went to the nearest unoccupied room, and Tristan and Mokuba found themselves alone.
"Well, it looks like we're bunking together." Tristan said.
"Well I get the bed, you have a bed roll, don't you?"
"Fine, you little brat." And they left. The door was flung open, and a very bruised Joey walked in.
"Where are they? How dare they just leave me there with Marik and Ryou! I don't think either one of them is sane. Innkeeper! Did a party of eight just come in here?"
"Yep, took all the rooms."
"Why I oughta'...Maybe I'll just go find Yugi or Tristan and bunk with them." As he walked down the hall, trying to pick a door, he didn't want to risk walking in on Yami and Seto in their current condition, and decided to sleep outside.
A break from the semi-plot
What on earth happened to Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix?
"It's so nice of you to invite me in for tea!" Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix said, sipping tea. "This tea tastes wonderful!"
"I think I'll go get you two some more cookies." Ryou said, leaving Marik and Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix to their own devices.
"You know Marik, I've always liked blondes better than brunettes."
"Well, Uls – Ul – What was your name again?"
"Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix"
"Can I call you Moppsy?"
"You can call me anything you want, as long as I can call you Vorel."
"What's that mean?"
"I'll tell you tonight."
"After more tea?"
"Why not?"
Yugi and Tea
Yugi had been the gentleman, and had given Tea the bed. So he was on the hard floor, trying to find a spot that seemed less hard than the rest.
"Yugi, you've been rolling around for two hours. I can't get any sleep and neither can you. Just get up here already."
"If you're sure, Tea." So Yugi got into bed, and tried to scoot as far away from Tea as he could while seeming decent. Tea fell asleep, and eventually, so did Yugi, and that was all they did.
Malik and Bakura
Malik and Bakura stayed up all night drinking beer and telling rude stories until they passed out on the floor. If you ask us, they didn't need to hog a room.
Mokuba and Tristan
Mokuba got very little sleep because Tristan smelled. Tristan got very little sleep because Mokuba snored. Neither was very happy in the morning. We don't think they needed a room either.
Yami and Seto
We don't want to write a sex scene, so we will return to these two in the morning.
Author # 1: Actually it didn't matter if Author # 1 wanted to write the sex scene or not, because Author # 1 is incapable of writing sex scenes.
Author # 2: Author # 2 is proud of Author # 1 and would like to add that anyone who wanted a sex scene can go to Adult Fanfiction.net, as you won't get one here. We hope anyway.
Author # 1: If you don't like yaoi, watch me care. Flames will be used to toast flamers.
Author # 2: Read and Review?
A/N: Up to this point, we've refrained from being naughty. However, this idea came to us before chapter one was done, and we're not about to abandon it. You can skip to chapter four with out missing much. This chapter, ladies and gentlemen, is one reason why we rated this fic PG-13.
Chapter 3
"Oh my God!" The male party members said in unison.
"What? Oh you mean this outfit?" The girl gestured at her playboy
bunny suit.
"It's not so much the outfit as the fact that you're in it, Ryou Bakura." Malik said. Bakura, meanwhile, had run outside to retch.
"How did you-you know-well, how did you get the thing to fit?" Tea asked.
"Well, you know how my D&D character's a girl..." Ryou said, pushing his two index fingers together. Bakura walked back in.
"Man I just had the worst dream. Ryou was dressed in a- " He caught sight of Ryou and ran back outside to vomit. Ignoring Bakura, Joey walked forward.
"Are those real?" He asked, pointing at Ryou's * ahem * yes.
"They're picking on me!" He-She, ran into the back room and came back clinging to Marik's arm. Bakura walked back in again, caught sight of Ryou clinging to Marik, and promptly ran back out to throw-up again.
"You know, we have herbs for that." Marik called after the retreating Bakura. Malik blinked.
"That was out of character." Ryou's eyes widened.
"Mariky, dear, why don't you go get some herbs ready for Bakura? I'm sure he'll need them." Then she shoved him towards the back room. She turned to the others. "I drugged him! He's actually been acting quiet nice lately."
"Sure, nice. Real nice." Joey cracked. Ryou ignored him and walked to the other end of the room.
"So, is there anything I can get you?" Tristan stepped forward.
"Um, yeah. I actually only have eight HP left, and we were wondering if you had anything that could heal me."
"Oh, why yes! I have here a potion of cure moderate wounds, two doses. I'll give it to you for cheap, only 6,000 GP!" Bakura had entered in time to hear that. He grabbed Ryou by the collar.
"You can wear that all you want. You can switch genders all you want. You can even hang onto Marik all you want. But you are not charging us for this stuff!"
"Well, I can't lower the price, even though I do know you from the real world." Ryou said, flailing madly, attempting to make Bakura release her.
"With this girl's you're much too weak to fight back!" Bakura smirked. Ryou aimed a kick for Bakura's gut and missed, and Bakura feel to the floor moaning.
"I think we might need a potion of cure serious wounds too," Mai cracked.
"I'm going to kill you." Bakura threatened from the floor. Marik walked back in.
"Hey, I'm the assassin here! Anyway, here are your herbs. What happened to you?" he asked Bakura.
"A bunny bit him." Kaiba said, finally removing his hand from Mokuba's eyes.
"Now Ryou, what have I told you about doing that to customers?" Marik looked at the girl.
"That was way too much information." Yami said.
"Can we just get the stuff for Tristan and leave?" Yugi asked.
"But I have so much more to show you!" Marik said.
"Let me guess, you have a whole cage of bunnies outside." Malik said.
"Mokuba, outside. Now." Kaiba told his little brother.
"But Seto...."
"Now!" Mokuba walked outside, sulking.
"That's right! You haven't met Floppsy yet!" Marik, continuing as if nothing had happened.
"Floppsy? What's he call you Ryou? Fluffy?" Tristan smirked. Ryou slapped him again.
"It's not like that!" He shouted at Marik, who was leaving. "Marik, they can't see Floppsy till they've paid!"
"Paid, we don't have any money!" Yugi said.
"Well, there has to be something you have that's worth money." Ryou said.
"How 'bout this?" Joey asked, pulled a ring off one of his fingers.
"Joey, you took that off the ring finger on your left hand." Ryou said.
"So?"
"That's either an engagement ring, or a wedding ring."
"I'm gonna be married! Gross!" Tea heard Mai suppress a gag, and looked over in time to see her stuff her left hand in her pocket.
"Um, Mai? What was that about?" she asked.
"Well, it has to be worth something! Come on, tell me!"
"I don't have the appraisal skill, Joey."
"Well, Marik might have it! Call him back in here!"
"I won't to tear Marik away from Floppsy."
"Bad mental image." Yami said.
"Great, now I have it too!"
"Sorry, Yugi." Meanwhile, over in Tea's head, she was thinking hard. A nineteen suddenly appeared over her head.
"Sweet, high roll for my diplomacy check!" and she leaned over to talk to Mai. "So, why'd you shove your hand in your pocket Mai?" an eighteen appeared over Mai's head, and Tea sighed in relief. Mai hadn't made her will save.
"Well," Mai pulled her hand out of her pocket. "You see, I have a ring that matches Joey's." Tea couldn't stop herself.
"You mean you two are engaged?!" She burst out loudly.
"Not so loud Tea!" But it was too late, everyone in the shop was looking at the two of them. Joey and Mai's faces turned the same shade of crimson as they compared their rings.
"Who would want to marry Mai? Not me!"
"Just because we're engaged doesn't mean we love each other!" Mai snapped, before slapping Joey and storming out of the shop.
"Um, where's Bakura?" Malik asked, breaking up the mini-drama that was forming.
"Same place I was last time you checked. In agony."
"Um, changing the subject, would you like to stay for tea?" Ryou asked.
"Er, no thanks."
"No, I insist. Remember how I told you that I drugged Marik? Well- " a high pitched cackle was heard from outside "- it just wore off. And I think Marik killed Floppsy!"
"You mean there's a dead girl in a bunny suit outside?" Yami asked.
"For crying out loud! Floppsy was Marik's pet bunny. A real rabbit! Now are you going to help me or not?!"
"On second thought, just to avoid the return of the Marik we love to hate, I think we'd better stay." Malik said.
"Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you. Anyway, I'll go make the tea!"
Tea time!
(Tea, not Téa) Miraculously, Ryou got everyone to sit down at the small table, (even Marik, and don't ask us how he did it) and was serving tea. Ryou placed ten cups of tea in the center of the table, careful to put two cups as close to where she and Marik would be sitting as possible.
"Help yourself," she said. Marik, ignoring the cups placed directly in front of him, reached for the one furthest away. Ryou didn't notice, because he'd gone to get some food to be served with tea. Because no one wanted to go anywhere near Marik, the two cups in front of him were the last to go. Yami and Kaiba were forced to take them, because they hadn't been fast enough to grab any others. Ryou returned and sat next to Marik with a plateful of cookies.
"Ryou," Marik said, "This tea tastes like crap." Ryou began to panic.
"Where's my teacup? Where's that teacup? I need that tea, I need that tea!" With that she dashed off to the kitchen, and loud chugging noises could be heard.
"Really? I think it's kind of good." Kaiba said, indicating his empty cup, ignoring the strange behavior of Ryou.
"Me too." Yami said, fluttering his eye lashes at Kaiba.
"This might be a problem, tee he!" Ryou said, bouncing back in from the kitchen.
"Surprisingly, I'm going to have to agree with Marik. This tea tastes like crap." Bakura said, ignoring the strange behavior from Yami, Kaiba and Ryou.
"Marik, dear, I think I got you the wrong kind of tea, tee he! Why don't you come with me into the kitchen while I get you some?" Ryou said.
"Fine. It better taste better than this though."
"Oh, I'm sure it will." With that, Ryou led Marik into the kitchen.
"Well, that was odd." Yugi said. "Don't you agree, Yami? Yami?" Yami was in a daze, staring at Kaiba.
"Kaiba, you have the most beautiful eyes."
"Why do you keep calling me Kaiba? I really think you can call me Seto."
"Alright, Seto."
"That's just wrong..." Joey said, staring at the two. They heard a screech from out back.
"Floppsy! What happened to you?! I, Marik, will go on a great quest to avenge your death!" Ryou walked back in, but heard the shouting and winced.
"Oh my, I forgot to replace the dead Floppsy with a new one." She headed out towards the garden. "It's ok Marik, Floppsy's just sleeping, tee he!"
"Does anyone else think he drugged the tea?" Malik asked.
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it got in Kaiba and Yami's tea too." Yugi said.
"Walk with me in the moonlight?" Yami asked Kai-Seto.
"But it's broad daylight out!"
"Any excuse to be with you."
"May we be excused?" Seto asked, tearing his eyes momentarily away from the object of his affection to look at the rest of the table. They nodded, unsure of what else to do. With that, Seto and Yami ran off and promptly locked themselves in the first room they could find. Ryou came back, and noticed the two empty places.
"Please tell me they aren't in the broom closet, tee he!" A sigh was heard from the broom closet.
"Oh Seto, it's so romantic!"
"How long will this last?" Tea asked, irritated.
"Well you see, tee he, both of them got the tea that was meant for me and Marik. You see, I have to drug myself, tee he, so I don't retch every time Marik puts his arm around me. They should only be like this for only an hour or so, tee he."
"Thank God, because that's just really creepy." Malik said. Mokuba wondered back in.
"Oh good, I was getting hungry! Hey, have you seen my brother?"
"Yami? That kohl of yours really offsets your beautiful maroon eyes quiet well."
"Why thank you! I wear it just for you."
"What did you do to my brother? Fix him now!" The door opened, and Seto walked out of the closet, carrying Yami new bride style. As they neared the table, Seto flashed Yami a real smile, and Mokuba's heart melted.
"I take it back, you cured him! He smiled again, he smiled again!"
"I repeat things a lot, I repeat things a lot!" Bakura mocked Mokuba so only Malik could hear.
"Well Ryou, it's been nice, but it's getting late and we really need a place to stay, so we'll be going now." Malik said.
"Ok, that's fine. There's an inn across the street. Only has a few rooms though, tee he!"
"Last one there has to sleep outside!" Joey cried, and was promptly trampled by his comrades. They all pushed and shoved their way to the front desk, where the innkeeper looked on at the flood of people who has invaded his tiny inn.
"How many rooms do you have left, sir?" Tea shouted.
"Four!" he called over everyone's head.
"I think we should duke it out over the right to the rooms!" Tristan shouted.
"Then you've already lost, half-orc." Bakura smirked. Yugi did a quick head count.
"Wait guys, there are eight people here. We just need to pair up and we'll be fine!"
"So the question is, who bunks with who?" Malik asked.
"I bunk with you." Bakura said, "Just so I don't have to put up with any of the idiots. Plus, I've shared a body with you, sharing a bed can't be much different." Malik blushed slightly.
"Didn't you share a body with Yami too?" Yugi asked.
"Shut up."
"You all know who I'm going to bunk with." Seto said, as he headed off towards a room.
"Wait up, big broth-" Mokuba cut off when he saw that Seto was still carrying Yami.
"You know, I can walk." Yami said, "Not that I'm complaining or anything."
"Dammit, I'm going to kill Ryou when I see him next." Mokuba muttered.
"Ok, I guess me and Yugi are sharing a room then." Tea said, Yugi also blushing, replied.
"Er, ok."
"What am I? Sliced turkey?" Tristan demanded.
"No, you're a half-orc and you smell worse than Joey does." Tea and Yugi went to the nearest unoccupied room, and Tristan and Mokuba found themselves alone.
"Well, it looks like we're bunking together." Tristan said.
"Well I get the bed, you have a bed roll, don't you?"
"Fine, you little brat." And they left. The door was flung open, and a very bruised Joey walked in.
"Where are they? How dare they just leave me there with Marik and Ryou! I don't think either one of them is sane. Innkeeper! Did a party of eight just come in here?"
"Yep, took all the rooms."
"Why I oughta'...Maybe I'll just go find Yugi or Tristan and bunk with them." As he walked down the hall, trying to pick a door, he didn't want to risk walking in on Yami and Seto in their current condition, and decided to sleep outside.
A break from the semi-plot
What on earth happened to Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix?
"It's so nice of you to invite me in for tea!" Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix said, sipping tea. "This tea tastes wonderful!"
"I think I'll go get you two some more cookies." Ryou said, leaving Marik and Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix to their own devices.
"You know Marik, I've always liked blondes better than brunettes."
"Well, Uls – Ul – What was your name again?"
"Ulharsaurivaussirdarastix"
"Can I call you Moppsy?"
"You can call me anything you want, as long as I can call you Vorel."
"What's that mean?"
"I'll tell you tonight."
"After more tea?"
"Why not?"
Yugi and Tea
Yugi had been the gentleman, and had given Tea the bed. So he was on the hard floor, trying to find a spot that seemed less hard than the rest.
"Yugi, you've been rolling around for two hours. I can't get any sleep and neither can you. Just get up here already."
"If you're sure, Tea." So Yugi got into bed, and tried to scoot as far away from Tea as he could while seeming decent. Tea fell asleep, and eventually, so did Yugi, and that was all they did.
Malik and Bakura
Malik and Bakura stayed up all night drinking beer and telling rude stories until they passed out on the floor. If you ask us, they didn't need to hog a room.
Mokuba and Tristan
Mokuba got very little sleep because Tristan smelled. Tristan got very little sleep because Mokuba snored. Neither was very happy in the morning. We don't think they needed a room either.
Yami and Seto
We don't want to write a sex scene, so we will return to these two in the morning.
Author # 1: Actually it didn't matter if Author # 1 wanted to write the sex scene or not, because Author # 1 is incapable of writing sex scenes.
Author # 2: Author # 2 is proud of Author # 1 and would like to add that anyone who wanted a sex scene can go to Adult Fanfiction.net, as you won't get one here. We hope anyway.
Author # 1: If you don't like yaoi, watch me care. Flames will be used to toast flamers.
Author # 2: Read and Review?