Disclaimer: Nope, even though I know you had the sinking suspision, Harry Potter isn't mine. The only characters I own are Butch and Renny, Christie and me. Surprised you all, huh?
Um..Savvy...thank you for reviewing. warm grin You requested to have a cameo in the fic...but since this fic is already written..( I'm just adding a few chapters day by day )..I went ahead and added you a part in anyway. Enjoy! [tap dances]
Where I left you all off at:
Harry introduced his long lost conjoined twin sister to the friends: Renny. She wears a raincoat every second of her freakish life, and has on a pair of colossal muddy boots that weigh ten times more than she does.
It's about an hour later from meeting Renny, and the friends are outside. It is quite rainy and foggy, and the sky is gray. Why they are out there? Heaven knows. Let's find out.
HERMIONE: Renny's lucky. She has a raincoat AND boots.
RENNY: My boots. [hisses]
HERMIONE: Uh, you keep em. Yeah, okay. [inches away]
HARRY: This is Butch's first rainstorm!
BUTCH: Trust me. I've seen plenty or rain, Potter. Back in hell, everyday was a rainy day.
HARRY: See this stuff falling from the clouds? It's called R-A-I-N. Rain is good. Rain makes things grown.
BUTCH: Maybe you should use it to grow you a penis, bitch.
HARRY: That was hurtful, but you are a baby and have no clue what you are talking about.
BUTCH: [gives him the finger]
HERMIONE: What do you think about rain, Renny?
RENNY: Raincoat.
HERMIONE: Yes, you are wearing a pretty raincoat. I like your boots, also.
RENNY: My boots.
HERMIONE: O.o
HARRY: Back in Renny's old town, it rained everyday, she told me.
RENNY: Rained..all. Rained all da time.
HARRY: And she said she liked to play in the puddles.
RENNY: In the puddles Renny would go. SPLASH! In the big boots.
HARRY: I think rain makes her happy.
BUTCH: [peeks under Renny's raincoat]
RENNY: [shrieks like a banshee] Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HARRY: [takes Butch away, and Renny stops screaming, as if nothing happened.] My god! What a hellish demon you are, Butch!
BUTCH: Suck my non-existent dick, Pothead.
HARRY: Don't mind if I do.
They all watch as Harry tries to suck something on Butch's body that isn't there. It looks quite odd.
RENNY: Penis.
HERMIONE: That's right, Renny. Harry is sucking Butch's invisible penis.
RENNY: Heh.
BUTCH: [kicks Harry in the face] Get back, dawg. I've had enough of your shit. [spits in his hair]
HARRY: I wish I was as fly and smooth as you are, Butch.
BUTCH: Yeah, well we can't all be perfect, can we?
RENNY: Muddy boots. Big boots.
HERMIONE: Uh.
Julie and Christie approach the gang. They are skipping along and holding hands like queer lesbians.
JULIE: Hiya, peoples! [slaps Renny on the back]
RENNY: [twitch]
HARRY: Quick! Take your hand away before she starts-
RENNY: EEEEEEEE Sheeeeeeeeeettttt Eeeeeeeeeee
JULIE: [jumps back] Holy fuck-aroo!
CHRISTIE: Hey, all! Me and Julie have come to tell you the good news!
ALL: What ever is it?!?
A RANDOM VOICE IN THE CROWD: Butch is biting my ass!
JULIE AND CHRISTIE: We're getting married!
HERMIONE: Wow. I sure do think yall are a good couple. It's about time.
JULIE: [giggles] No! We aren't marrying EACHOTHER!
RENNY: Renny marry the boots.
CHRISTIE: [gag] Eww! Like grossness! Fo real we aint marrying eachother! That would be kinda righteous, but NO!
JULIE: We are going to both get married to our crushes.
HARRY: Who are they?
CHRISTIE: Well, I'm marrying Snapers.
JULIE: And I'm marrying Dumbledore.
ALL: .....
HARRY: Can I be the flower girl?
JULIE: Naw, Butch's the flower girl. As she is the youngest.
BUTCH: [roars and runs around in gangsta circles] YO! I aint ganna be no pansy-throwin bastard! Butch aint no flower boi! Butch is da smoothest gangsta baby in da hood! [trips and falls] Ow! BooBoo! Butch gots a cut on her widdle knee! [sobs]
HERMIONE: Aw, it's okay. [cuddles Butch]
SAVVY: Can I be the wedding alter?
JULIE: Anyways Harry is going to be my maid of honor.
HARRY: For real? Like oh my god?
JULIE: F'real.
HARRY: [squeals and humps the air]
HERMIONE: What can I be?
CHRISTIE: You're the old preacher bitch.
HERMIONE: Wahoo!
JULIE: And Renny is the ring bearer.
RENNY: [is nowhere to be seen. She has buried herself up deep in her raincoat and is hiding. She's zipped herself up inside.]
JULIE: She'll get to wear a pretty raincoat! [says in singsong voice]
RENNY: [pops out] Coat. My boots.
JULIE: I knew that'd make you change your mind.
BUTCH: Kiss my widdle boo boo! [blubbers]
HERMIONE: [makes out with the boo boo]
{A/N: Please review and tell me what you think about the 2 characters Renny and Butch. Renny's my fave. Lol. ...Julie REVIEW!}