Frodo is Donna
Josh is Samwise
Around 11 o'clock, Margaret leaves the party early, a glum expression glued on her face. She arrives at her apartment, and just as she shuts the door behind her someone grabs her.
DARK STRANGER: Where is it?
MARGARET: Where is what? Let go of me!
She tears her arm away from his, only to find three other darkly clad strangers in her apartment. She eyes them all warily.
DARK STRANGER #2: The muffin.
DARK STRANGER #1: Hand it over.
MARGARET glares I don't have it. I don't know what your talking about.
DARK STRANGER #2: sing-songy- Who stole the muffin from the muffin jar?
DARK STRANGER #3: Margaret stole the muffin from the muffin jar.
MARGARET: Who me?
DARK STRANGER #1: Yes you!
MARGARET: Couldn't be!
DARK STRANGER #1,2,3: Then who?
MARGARET: scowling. Deborah stole the muffin from Margaret—um the cookie jar.
DARK STRANGERS: AhhhhhhhHhhh… Thank you… hiss menacingly and leave.
Meanwhile
Leo walks quickly up the steps to the White House entrance. He power walks to his office, then looks through his bookshelves for something. He finds a small booklet, the constitution, then starts to read. The last amendment, added in fine print:
Article 23 ½
All legislative powers, judiciary powers, and executive powers herein granted shall be vested in the bearer of the particular food entity, resembling a blue-berry muffin, marked by a small burn shaped as a particular 3 pronged star and presidential seal on its bottom.
Leo swears, and searches more for an old raggedy folder, hidden behind three books in his suit case. Handwritten, he reads:
The year 2000, beginning of the 21st century. Here follows the account of the emergency amendment 23 ½ to the constitution, and the terrifying
Consequences of the Muffin-power amendment.