Ginnys List

1. Kill Fred and George for stealing my pink frilly underwear and dumping it on Harry's camp bed.

2. Destroy all evidence of my undying love for Harry, I mean .... my .. er...um ... Harry ... JUST DESTROY MY DIARY

3. Steal Fred and George's broomsticks and run over them with lawn mower. Steal Ron's to use for myself.

4. Practice my eye lash fluttering in mirror at 3am so Fred and George don't catch me at it and take a picture [again]

5. Cause unrest between Ron and Hermione and Harry so Harry likes me more in comparison.

Ideas For Making Ron and Hermione and Harry hate each other

1. Dye Ron's hair pink in the middle of the night and pour water on his bed to make it look like he wet his bed. Then cover Harry's hand with hair dye and hide hair dye bottle under Harry's bed.

2. Swap Harry and Ron's broomsticks over so it looks like Ron took Harry's.

3. Shave Crookshanks and lock her in Harry and Ron's bedroom.

4. tear pages out of Hermione's text books and scatter them on the lawn while Ron and Harry are flying on their broomsticks.

5. Hide strategically placed love notes between Hermione and Harry where Ron can find them.

6. After Ron is convinced Hermione and Harry are seeing each other behind his back, make it look like Harry has hurt Hermione and tell Harry that Ron is jealous of him and is spreading false accusations about him.

7. Tell Hermione that Ron and Harry have decided that she slept with Victor Krum and therefore is a slut and that they are arguing over who gets to sleep with her first.

8. Sit back and relax as they attempt to kill each other and when they are done convince Harry that you are his only true friend and make him fall in love with you.

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