Disclaimer: I don't own them, sadly.

A/N: Reviewww. I'm posting this at like 7 AM before school because I don't think I'll have time to post it any other day coming up, life is pretty hectic right now. Thanks for reading!

Sneak

Sirius leaned forward eagerly, listening as Remus broke the awkward silence.

"So, Nymphadora, I-"

"Tonks, Remus, its Tonks." She replied, giving him a brilliant smile. He flushed and nervously cleared his throat.

"Right, I'm sorry. Tonks. Anyway, well, er...lovely night, eh?"

Sirius snorted. Bloody git, talking about the weather!

Tonks nodded. "Yes, gorgeous night."

They fell into another lapse of silent. Sirius swore he could hear the hands on his pocket watch ticking. The view of the parchment shifted, Bill obviously moving to make himself more comfortable.

This was so not exciting.

"Remus, I-"

"Tonks, I-"They both stopped and looked at each other.

"You first." They both said simultaneously. Tonks smiled and ducked her head, and Remus chuckled.

"Alright, I'll go. Tonks, I just want to thank you for inviting me tonight. It's been awhile since I've-"

Oh, bugger.

He was dead.

Tonks was giving Remus an odd stare, causing Remus to fall silent. "Remus, I was under the impression that you invited me."

Remus and Tonks just stared at each other, the wheels turning in their minds.

Piss it, piss it, and piss it some more!

He, Sirius Black, was a dead man. He gulped, not being able to tear his eyes away from the parchment. He heard a muffled snort and realized Bill was trying very hard to hold in his laughter.

"Sirius." Moony was growling, and Tonks sighed, sitting back in her chair.

"I knew it. I just knew he was scheming something." At that moment, the Knight Bus came to a stop and a pimply-faced kid informed the two that this was their stop. Remus and Tonks quietly stood and walked off the bus, fading from Bill's view.

Bill's face appeared in the parchment. "You are so dead, Black."

"Remus is going to murder me." Sirius sighed.

"Remus? I was thinking more about Tonks. She can be a nasty little bugger when she wants to be. Well, you better tune into Dung. He should be trailing them now. Over and out, mate."

"Thanks Bill." Sirius scratched his head, wondering if the couple's discovery of his setup was going to ruin their night. "Show Dung."

The parchment became fuzzy and Sirius leaned forward to see....blackness. "Hey, Dung? Dungggg? You there, Dung?"

No answer. Silence responded, until a loud, ear splitting snore sounded. Sirius growled. Leave it to Dung to fall asleep on his post! Could the prat be trusted with anything? "You're dead, Dung!"

He shook his head and tapped the paper again. "Show Charlie." Charlie's face appeared, he seemed to be looking around.

"Sirius, mate, they just arrived." Charlie whispered. Sirius nodded.

"Do they seem happy, or mad?"

"When they came in they were laughing about something, so I take that as a good sign. Shh, here they come, they're sitting!" Charlie grew quiet and shifted what looked like to the rest of the restaurant a menu so that Tonks and Remus came into view.

Sirius cheerfully noted that Remus pulled out the chair for Tonks, causing Tonks to trip, of course. Remus grabbed her and smiled.

"Careful there, Dora."

She grinned. "Thanks. Dora, eh? I like that." She smoothed her dress and sat, and Remus sat across from her. "Remus, even though my bloody prat of a cousin set this whole thing up, I really am happy to be here."

Yesssss! Sirius pumped his fist in the air and let out a quiet whoop. Come on, Moony, say it back, say it back!

"I'm happy to be here too. We've been working side by side now for so long, and I really don't know much about you."

They settled into friendly conversation and Sirius grinned everytime one of them blushed or laughed. This was going great! Even if they were only making small talk, great Merlin, they were talking! And that was better then nothing.

Sirius just knew they were falling in love.

Call it a hunch, but he saw it happening right before his eyes. They were, no doubt about it, falling head over heels for each other.

And he had made it happen!

His thoughts abruptly trailed off as he realized that Tonks and Remus were both staring directly at Charlie.

Uh oh.

"Charlie?" Tonks said, her mouth hanging agape as she stared what must have been directly at him.

"Bloody hell." Charlie groaned, and Sirius' eyes widened.

Remus was walking over the Charlie's position. Sirius watched in horror as he was soon eye to eye with Remus.

"You, Padfoot, are not as sneaky as you think you are. Now, if you were so concerned with giving Tonks and me a nice night out, its time for you to stop spying and let us enjoy ourselves! Honestly, and you call yourself my best mate..." Remus told him, smirking.

"Yes, Moony. But please, make sure you tell me everything when you get home, eh?"

Remus shook his head and Sirius gave him a quick salute before the parchment went blank. He leaned back in the sofa and sighed.

No more spying for Sirius, he thought glumly. He perked up suddenly though as he remembered that Moony and his cousin were having a good time.

Splendid!

Now all he had to do was wait for them to get home.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

He frowned. Waiting, he came to the conclusion, was certainly not his forte.