Haku: For some reason, I really like to write this fic!
Seto: Hmn, could it have something to do with the fact that, one, you can torture me, and two, that my little brother is a lesser character, so you can be granted a lot of licence?
Y. Haku: Those, and she thinks that Mokuba going to Hogwarts is an original idea.
Haku: -nods-
REVIEW REPLIES:
Princess Krystal01: Thanks, but could you please be a little more descriptive in your reviews? Interesting kinda doesn't tell me much. I do accept constructive crits, and also positive reviews, so please broaden from a one word review, thanks.
Mimiheart: ^_^ I thought it would be interesting if the younger Kaiba brother went to Hogwarts instead of the older one or Yugi and Co. (Oh, I also thought that having Jou or Honda go would be good too...)
Y. Haku: Yes, but she went with Mokuba because there are so many opportunities to torture Seto.
Seto: -sigh-
Aura Black Chan: I plan to. I wanted something that varied from the standard YGO/HP cross... There are far too many of those. -.-
Saiyan Jedi: Actually, my favourite part was...
Seto: I think we all know what your favourite part was. -Winces-
Haku: ^_^ you're a quick one, Moneybags! I noticed that too, but I had to have him yell, because it would initiate something happening... namely the coffee cup sp...
Seto: Gr.
Haku: As for your comments on TBH, I'd be more than happy to be a character in your fic, as long as I get to drag my muse with me.
Y. Haku: Am I your muse now?
Haku: Yup! If Kohaku can't be in it, it doesn't matter, and I'm flattered you think I'm a good author!
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Muahaha! Though it is PAINFULLY obvious what that is, I'm updating now so you shall find out!
DISCLAIMER:
If I owned HP, a certain character in a certain FIFTH book WOULD NOT DIE!!!!!
Y. Haku: And if she owned Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, just be thankful that she doesn't.
~~~
Laughable letters.
~~~
Seto was putting stacks of pancakes on the table when Mokuba came in. Mokuba handed the CEO the letters, then sat at the table. He ripped open the parchment and read the first line. He read it twice to make sure he wasn't seeing things, then burst out laughing.
Seto looked over his shoulder, read the first line, and raised a disbelieving eyebrow.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
(Haku: Oh come on, how many people knew THAT was coming. Y. Haku: On with the fic I say.) Mokuba rolled up the letter and lobbed it over his shoulder. It landed perfectly in the bin. "Whoever sent that is gonna get hurt, right big brother?"
"No. Whoever would waste our time with such an immature prank is not worth it. Only if they do it again will we bother." So a peaceful day was ensured.
The next day however...
Seto scowled as he opened the letterbox and 15 odd letters fell out of it. All were made of yellow parchment and written in the same green ink as the first. This time, Mokuba didn't even look at them, before he ripped them up and threw them in the bin.
It was a very frustrated Seto that went to work that day, and there were further surprises waiting for him there.
"Mr. Kaiba?"
"What is it?" He growled at his secretary. The young girl flinched, then held up a yellow parchment envelope. "I gots about a hundred of these for your little brother sir."
Seto felt his eye twitch involuntarily. "Destroy them." He growled, before making his way up to his office, only to find his in-tray stacked with a similar type of letter. "THIS IS GETTING BEYOND RIDICULUS!" He yelled this so loud that birds in nearby trees took flight in fear. Seto put the papers through his shredder.
The day's surprises were not over however, for, When Seto turned on his laptop, the familiar "You got mail!' Tone rang out, in its falsely cheery voice. Cringing slightly, and knowing he'd regret it, he opened his inbox.
100 new messages. All labelled with HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Whoever was doing this, was insanely annoying, remarkably stupid, or both. Seto checked all the messages, and hit delete, before deciding it was a good time to call it a day.
Of course, the sender hadn't finished their fun yet. Upon inserting the key into his front door, Seto noticed something rather odd about the blue eyes statue that he loved. Extremely odd... There was a strange rustling noise, and about 500 letters came shooting out of the Blue eye's mouth, bearing down upon the CEO as if they were out to destroy him. Seto screamed in a girlish way, and raced inside the house, slamming the door behind him. The dull thud of the letters hitting the door could be heard. It wasn't surprising then, that the CEO didn't sleep very well that night.
"Cant sleep, letters'll get me. Can't sleep, letters'll get me."
~~~
Mokuba's day hadn't been much better than his brothers. He'd decided to finish the day off with a nice relaxing walk in the park, when quite unexpectedly, a fire hydrant in front of him exploded, showering bits of yellow parchment in front of him. Mokuba let out a frightened yelp, and raced back to the house, diving under his covers and shaking slightly.
"There's no such thing as magic, there's no such thing as magic" He kept muttering, until he eventually fell asleep. He didn't hear the dull thud of letters filling up the kitchen, from the exhaust fan above the stove.
~~~
Seto: DO you ENJOY torturing me?
Haku: Yup! Very muchly!
Y. Haku: R and R?
Seto: Hmn, could it have something to do with the fact that, one, you can torture me, and two, that my little brother is a lesser character, so you can be granted a lot of licence?
Y. Haku: Those, and she thinks that Mokuba going to Hogwarts is an original idea.
Haku: -nods-
REVIEW REPLIES:
Princess Krystal01: Thanks, but could you please be a little more descriptive in your reviews? Interesting kinda doesn't tell me much. I do accept constructive crits, and also positive reviews, so please broaden from a one word review, thanks.
Mimiheart: ^_^ I thought it would be interesting if the younger Kaiba brother went to Hogwarts instead of the older one or Yugi and Co. (Oh, I also thought that having Jou or Honda go would be good too...)
Y. Haku: Yes, but she went with Mokuba because there are so many opportunities to torture Seto.
Seto: -sigh-
Aura Black Chan: I plan to. I wanted something that varied from the standard YGO/HP cross... There are far too many of those. -.-
Saiyan Jedi: Actually, my favourite part was...
Seto: I think we all know what your favourite part was. -Winces-
Haku: ^_^ you're a quick one, Moneybags! I noticed that too, but I had to have him yell, because it would initiate something happening... namely the coffee cup sp...
Seto: Gr.
Haku: As for your comments on TBH, I'd be more than happy to be a character in your fic, as long as I get to drag my muse with me.
Y. Haku: Am I your muse now?
Haku: Yup! If Kohaku can't be in it, it doesn't matter, and I'm flattered you think I'm a good author!
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Muahaha! Though it is PAINFULLY obvious what that is, I'm updating now so you shall find out!
DISCLAIMER:
If I owned HP, a certain character in a certain FIFTH book WOULD NOT DIE!!!!!
Y. Haku: And if she owned Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, just be thankful that she doesn't.
~~~
Laughable letters.
~~~
Seto was putting stacks of pancakes on the table when Mokuba came in. Mokuba handed the CEO the letters, then sat at the table. He ripped open the parchment and read the first line. He read it twice to make sure he wasn't seeing things, then burst out laughing.
Seto looked over his shoulder, read the first line, and raised a disbelieving eyebrow.
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
(Haku: Oh come on, how many people knew THAT was coming. Y. Haku: On with the fic I say.) Mokuba rolled up the letter and lobbed it over his shoulder. It landed perfectly in the bin. "Whoever sent that is gonna get hurt, right big brother?"
"No. Whoever would waste our time with such an immature prank is not worth it. Only if they do it again will we bother." So a peaceful day was ensured.
The next day however...
Seto scowled as he opened the letterbox and 15 odd letters fell out of it. All were made of yellow parchment and written in the same green ink as the first. This time, Mokuba didn't even look at them, before he ripped them up and threw them in the bin.
It was a very frustrated Seto that went to work that day, and there were further surprises waiting for him there.
"Mr. Kaiba?"
"What is it?" He growled at his secretary. The young girl flinched, then held up a yellow parchment envelope. "I gots about a hundred of these for your little brother sir."
Seto felt his eye twitch involuntarily. "Destroy them." He growled, before making his way up to his office, only to find his in-tray stacked with a similar type of letter. "THIS IS GETTING BEYOND RIDICULUS!" He yelled this so loud that birds in nearby trees took flight in fear. Seto put the papers through his shredder.
The day's surprises were not over however, for, When Seto turned on his laptop, the familiar "You got mail!' Tone rang out, in its falsely cheery voice. Cringing slightly, and knowing he'd regret it, he opened his inbox.
100 new messages. All labelled with HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Whoever was doing this, was insanely annoying, remarkably stupid, or both. Seto checked all the messages, and hit delete, before deciding it was a good time to call it a day.
Of course, the sender hadn't finished their fun yet. Upon inserting the key into his front door, Seto noticed something rather odd about the blue eyes statue that he loved. Extremely odd... There was a strange rustling noise, and about 500 letters came shooting out of the Blue eye's mouth, bearing down upon the CEO as if they were out to destroy him. Seto screamed in a girlish way, and raced inside the house, slamming the door behind him. The dull thud of the letters hitting the door could be heard. It wasn't surprising then, that the CEO didn't sleep very well that night.
"Cant sleep, letters'll get me. Can't sleep, letters'll get me."
~~~
Mokuba's day hadn't been much better than his brothers. He'd decided to finish the day off with a nice relaxing walk in the park, when quite unexpectedly, a fire hydrant in front of him exploded, showering bits of yellow parchment in front of him. Mokuba let out a frightened yelp, and raced back to the house, diving under his covers and shaking slightly.
"There's no such thing as magic, there's no such thing as magic" He kept muttering, until he eventually fell asleep. He didn't hear the dull thud of letters filling up the kitchen, from the exhaust fan above the stove.
~~~
Seto: DO you ENJOY torturing me?
Haku: Yup! Very muchly!
Y. Haku: R and R?