Haku: Erm Seto?
Seto: -shaking slightly-
Y. Haku: Erm, I think you broke him Haku.
Haku: NO HE CAN'T BE BROKED! NOT UNTIL THE END OF THIS CHAPTER ANYWAY!
Seto: -still shaking-
Y. Haku: Yup, definitely broken.
REVIEW REPLIES:
Anonymous- Yup! And how did you leave a review without your name? -looks interested- I'm gonna continue this fic. I'm enjoying it too much to stop.
Seto: -whimper-
Mimiheart- You think so? I didn't think Seto would scream girlishly, but I had to put it in. -evil grin-
Meilin Hikuro: O.o your review posted twice...
Aura Black Chan: Arthur... now there's an idea... Though I'm going to stick to my original plan... and... Well... you'll find out.
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Yeah, I've always wondered what would happen then... ahh well...
Saiyan Jedi: Point out my gaping plothole why son't you.... -sulks- I guess they could have used a spell, or they could have gone far enough away from the magical energies to send them...
DISCLAIMER:
Haku: I DON'T OWN ALRIGHT! The only thing I own that's either Yu-Gi-Oh! or HP is the HP books, a YGO sticker book, YGO cards and a Winged Dragon of Ra model!
Y. Haku: Somebody's getting sick of doing disclaimers...
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Is this some sort of a JOKE?
~~~
It was surprising, Seto thought, that someone could be as stupid as to send either him, or his brother a prank letter. It was even more amusing that they would find it funny to further torture the brothers by sending 100 letters to the front desk of his office, to his inbox and to his email. Rigging the blue eyes and the fire Hydrant was just plain weird, but what the brothers stumbled across the next morning really took the cake. No one, sane or otherwise, would try to pull this trick off, and expect to survive the wrath of the brunette.
Yet try they had, he thought as he and Mokuba stood in front of the glowing embers that had been the thousands upon thousands of letters that had filled the kitchen and spilled into the hallway that morning. It had been a shock for the brothers, upon awakening from a day of harassment only to find more of the same cluttering up their kitchen, but as Mokuba had said, "Light letters on fire and they burn very quickly." So they had taken the letters out to the back garden, a wheelbarrow at a time, and set them alight. Now, they were gone.
No sooner though, than had the last ember gone out, that there was a booming knock on the door. "I'll get it Mokey." (Haku: awww cutie! He calls Mokuba Mokey!) Seto moved through the house like a stealthy cat, and slowly creaked open the door when there came a booming noise again. Putting on his best 'You've-really-ticked-me-off- so-what's-your-last-request' CEO face, He stared at the man's mid section, then turned his head up, to meet beetle black eyes and a wild face covered in bushy mangled tatter that Seto had to assume was hair. He felt the expression melt off his features. "Oh. And who are you then?"
"Now that's not a very nice way to answer the door. Meh name's Rubeus Hagrid, keeper o' the Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts." Rubeus Hagrid said, a cheery glint in his eyes. This disappeared as Seto closed the door in his face and went back in to Mokuba. "Now that's not very nice." The man said, before blinking and re appearing next to Mokuba. The boy screamed 'GHOST' before running and hiding behind Seto. Seto looked at the man.
"How did you get in?" The CEO was scowling deeply.
"Apparated. Now, yeh'll need ter read that letter." The man held out one green letter to Mokuba, and smiled warmly. Mokuba extended a trembling hand, took the letter and opened it.
'HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock
Supreme Mugwamp, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr. Kaiba,
We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress"
Mokuba snorted at it, and gave the letter to Seto, who snorted at it as well, before throwing it in the bin.
"I could have you arrested for Harassment, Fraud, Unlawful entry, and plagiarism." Seto said, over the initial shock of the man and back in full CEO mode. "What do you have to say to that and your pranks?"
Rubeus Hagrid merely shrugged and pulled a small, feathery and very ruffled looking something from one of the vast pockets on his overcoat. The something, Mokuba noticed, was hooting very softly, as if awoken from a nice nap. "Seto, that's an OWL!"
"And animal cruelty as well." Seto said, but Mokuba was taking the crumpled up letter out of the bin, and re-reading the last line.
"We await your owl... Seto, Maybe this guy's for real..." Mokuba remembered the way the man had appeared out of thin air.
"Nonsense, Mokuba. There's no such thing as magic." But Mokuba wasn't listening. Instead, he was looking at the owl in the man's hands, and trying not to squeal with glee. The man on the other hand, was writing a note.
"Dear Professor Dumbledore,
Like you said, the older one's the biggest muggle out, but it looks like the little one believes me now. See you after I've gotten his gear and fetched Harry,
Hagrid."
"Look, Rudikus or whatever you said your name was..." Seto began in his tone that said, 'You-are-the-slime-beneath-my-shoes-don't-even-LOOK-at-me- when-I-talk-to-you' And didn't get to finish.
"One, Kaiba, Meh name's Rubeus Hagrid, call me Hagrid for short, and Two, we've got ter get going if I wan' ter keep ter my schedule. Got yer wallet? Okay then, let's get going!" With that, he clasped one hand on Seto's shoulder, and one on Mokuba's shoulder, then suddenly, they were no longer in the bright sunny mansion that was their home.
~~~
They were in a grubby little inn slash bar which had a creaky sign outside the front saying 'The leaky cauldron'. Seto looked positively disgusted, and even more so, when a toothless old wizard came up and asked Hagrid if he wanted a drink. Hagrid politely shook his head and said, "Nah. Maybe later Tom." Before going out the back door, into a small and dirty backyard. Uncertainly, Seto and Mokuba followed him. "Which brick was it again?"
"What are you mumbling to yourself there?" Seto snapped, far beyond the need for a civil tongue.
"Never yeh mind.' Hagrid shot back, an edge to the giant man's usually warm and friendly voice. "Now watch 'ere yeh muggle, if this doesn't make yeh a believer, there's nothin' that will." He tapped a ridiculous looking pink umbrella to the wall, and the bricks immediately sprung to life. They flew around, rearranging themselves into a stone archway with English lettering on the top. Of the two brothers, it was Mokuba who commented first.
"Excuse me, Mr. Hagrid... but what does it say up the top there?"
"Eh? I thought you knew English?"
"I do, but I can't read it. can only read Kanji..."
"Oh yeah, now I remember, Dumbledore put a spell on the letter so yeh could read it... It says Diagon Alley. So Mok'ba, and Yeh, Kaiba, Welcome ter Diagon Alley."
Seto made an indistinct noise in his throat.
~~~
Haku: Well well well Kaiba... looks like you were at a loss for words... -turns reporter-like- What des it feel like to find out that there is Magic in the world?
Seto: Knock it off.
Haku: Are you now convinced of your ancient Egyptian origin, for if this magic exists, surely that does too?
Seto: I'm warning you... -low menacing growl-
Y. Haku: Well, I suggest that we leave it there, or Seto will kill something. R and R everyone!
Haku: One thing before you all go, a little
POLL:
Which house should Mokey go in?
Gryffindor
Ravenclaw (Only if someone tells me who the head of house is....)
Hufflepuff
Slytherin (Not bloody likely)
This shall keep running until they get to the school.
Seto: -shaking slightly-
Y. Haku: Erm, I think you broke him Haku.
Haku: NO HE CAN'T BE BROKED! NOT UNTIL THE END OF THIS CHAPTER ANYWAY!
Seto: -still shaking-
Y. Haku: Yup, definitely broken.
REVIEW REPLIES:
Anonymous- Yup! And how did you leave a review without your name? -looks interested- I'm gonna continue this fic. I'm enjoying it too much to stop.
Seto: -whimper-
Mimiheart- You think so? I didn't think Seto would scream girlishly, but I had to put it in. -evil grin-
Meilin Hikuro: O.o your review posted twice...
Aura Black Chan: Arthur... now there's an idea... Though I'm going to stick to my original plan... and... Well... you'll find out.
Curtis Zidane Ziraa: Yeah, I've always wondered what would happen then... ahh well...
Saiyan Jedi: Point out my gaping plothole why son't you.... -sulks- I guess they could have used a spell, or they could have gone far enough away from the magical energies to send them...
DISCLAIMER:
Haku: I DON'T OWN ALRIGHT! The only thing I own that's either Yu-Gi-Oh! or HP is the HP books, a YGO sticker book, YGO cards and a Winged Dragon of Ra model!
Y. Haku: Somebody's getting sick of doing disclaimers...
~~~
Is this some sort of a JOKE?
~~~
It was surprising, Seto thought, that someone could be as stupid as to send either him, or his brother a prank letter. It was even more amusing that they would find it funny to further torture the brothers by sending 100 letters to the front desk of his office, to his inbox and to his email. Rigging the blue eyes and the fire Hydrant was just plain weird, but what the brothers stumbled across the next morning really took the cake. No one, sane or otherwise, would try to pull this trick off, and expect to survive the wrath of the brunette.
Yet try they had, he thought as he and Mokuba stood in front of the glowing embers that had been the thousands upon thousands of letters that had filled the kitchen and spilled into the hallway that morning. It had been a shock for the brothers, upon awakening from a day of harassment only to find more of the same cluttering up their kitchen, but as Mokuba had said, "Light letters on fire and they burn very quickly." So they had taken the letters out to the back garden, a wheelbarrow at a time, and set them alight. Now, they were gone.
No sooner though, than had the last ember gone out, that there was a booming knock on the door. "I'll get it Mokey." (Haku: awww cutie! He calls Mokuba Mokey!) Seto moved through the house like a stealthy cat, and slowly creaked open the door when there came a booming noise again. Putting on his best 'You've-really-ticked-me-off- so-what's-your-last-request' CEO face, He stared at the man's mid section, then turned his head up, to meet beetle black eyes and a wild face covered in bushy mangled tatter that Seto had to assume was hair. He felt the expression melt off his features. "Oh. And who are you then?"
"Now that's not a very nice way to answer the door. Meh name's Rubeus Hagrid, keeper o' the Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts." Rubeus Hagrid said, a cheery glint in his eyes. This disappeared as Seto closed the door in his face and went back in to Mokuba. "Now that's not very nice." The man said, before blinking and re appearing next to Mokuba. The boy screamed 'GHOST' before running and hiding behind Seto. Seto looked at the man.
"How did you get in?" The CEO was scowling deeply.
"Apparated. Now, yeh'll need ter read that letter." The man held out one green letter to Mokuba, and smiled warmly. Mokuba extended a trembling hand, took the letter and opened it.
'HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock
Supreme Mugwamp, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr. Kaiba,
We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress"
Mokuba snorted at it, and gave the letter to Seto, who snorted at it as well, before throwing it in the bin.
"I could have you arrested for Harassment, Fraud, Unlawful entry, and plagiarism." Seto said, over the initial shock of the man and back in full CEO mode. "What do you have to say to that and your pranks?"
Rubeus Hagrid merely shrugged and pulled a small, feathery and very ruffled looking something from one of the vast pockets on his overcoat. The something, Mokuba noticed, was hooting very softly, as if awoken from a nice nap. "Seto, that's an OWL!"
"And animal cruelty as well." Seto said, but Mokuba was taking the crumpled up letter out of the bin, and re-reading the last line.
"We await your owl... Seto, Maybe this guy's for real..." Mokuba remembered the way the man had appeared out of thin air.
"Nonsense, Mokuba. There's no such thing as magic." But Mokuba wasn't listening. Instead, he was looking at the owl in the man's hands, and trying not to squeal with glee. The man on the other hand, was writing a note.
"Dear Professor Dumbledore,
Like you said, the older one's the biggest muggle out, but it looks like the little one believes me now. See you after I've gotten his gear and fetched Harry,
Hagrid."
"Look, Rudikus or whatever you said your name was..." Seto began in his tone that said, 'You-are-the-slime-beneath-my-shoes-don't-even-LOOK-at-me- when-I-talk-to-you' And didn't get to finish.
"One, Kaiba, Meh name's Rubeus Hagrid, call me Hagrid for short, and Two, we've got ter get going if I wan' ter keep ter my schedule. Got yer wallet? Okay then, let's get going!" With that, he clasped one hand on Seto's shoulder, and one on Mokuba's shoulder, then suddenly, they were no longer in the bright sunny mansion that was their home.
~~~
They were in a grubby little inn slash bar which had a creaky sign outside the front saying 'The leaky cauldron'. Seto looked positively disgusted, and even more so, when a toothless old wizard came up and asked Hagrid if he wanted a drink. Hagrid politely shook his head and said, "Nah. Maybe later Tom." Before going out the back door, into a small and dirty backyard. Uncertainly, Seto and Mokuba followed him. "Which brick was it again?"
"What are you mumbling to yourself there?" Seto snapped, far beyond the need for a civil tongue.
"Never yeh mind.' Hagrid shot back, an edge to the giant man's usually warm and friendly voice. "Now watch 'ere yeh muggle, if this doesn't make yeh a believer, there's nothin' that will." He tapped a ridiculous looking pink umbrella to the wall, and the bricks immediately sprung to life. They flew around, rearranging themselves into a stone archway with English lettering on the top. Of the two brothers, it was Mokuba who commented first.
"Excuse me, Mr. Hagrid... but what does it say up the top there?"
"Eh? I thought you knew English?"
"I do, but I can't read it. can only read Kanji..."
"Oh yeah, now I remember, Dumbledore put a spell on the letter so yeh could read it... It says Diagon Alley. So Mok'ba, and Yeh, Kaiba, Welcome ter Diagon Alley."
Seto made an indistinct noise in his throat.
~~~
Haku: Well well well Kaiba... looks like you were at a loss for words... -turns reporter-like- What des it feel like to find out that there is Magic in the world?
Seto: Knock it off.
Haku: Are you now convinced of your ancient Egyptian origin, for if this magic exists, surely that does too?
Seto: I'm warning you... -low menacing growl-
Y. Haku: Well, I suggest that we leave it there, or Seto will kill something. R and R everyone!
Haku: One thing before you all go, a little
POLL:
Which house should Mokey go in?
Gryffindor
Ravenclaw (Only if someone tells me who the head of house is....)
Hufflepuff
Slytherin (Not bloody likely)
This shall keep running until they get to the school.