A/N: This is my first Fan Fiction...so please bare with and I hope you like my Scooby Doo and Mario twisty tale. If ya didn't know...its AU.
The scene opened up to the lovely 16 bit graphics of the Mario world. The digital sun was shining, the badly drawn trees where as the best shade of green you could get. Then all of a sudden a loud bang is heard and a realy bad sign goes down the screen reading:
Jalm Brothers
Small one bye one pixel confetti is spread as 4 Mario look a likes pop up on the screen. One is blue, another black, one more orange, and last but not least, a blue one.
Blue/Jesse: Hello, I'm Jesse!
Crappy 8 bit background music aplause.
Orange/Mitch: I am Mitch. Die.
Yet agian with the crappy applause.
Silver/Lucas: Weee, I'm Lucas!
More crappy applause until the black one goes off the screen, punching a digital aplause worker and comes back smiling.
Black/Alex: I am Alex, no more crappy music.
The applause is already noticable dead. The confetti hits the brick ground and all of them look at each other.
Jesse: Er...what now.
Mitch: Kill? Nuke? Explode things?
Alex: Nah...then we go up in the red and orange pixel explosion as well with the nuke.
Lucas: How bout some sugar!? Me want s...u...g...a...r...
Alex smacks Lucas across the face, leaving half his face red.
Alex: Calm the hell down.
Mitch: Want me to kill him with bazooka?
Mitch pulls out his trademark bazooka and points it at Lucas. Lucas raises a two by one pixel brow and Jesse clamly puts the bazooka down.
Jesse: No kill right now...wait till we see a Velna at least.
Silence is heard for a few seconds.
Lucas: You said the word...you know what that means...
All of a sudden about 20 small goomba liek things come up on the screen with glasses.
Velna: Twinkies!
All of the Jalm Bros. sigh as Jesse puts on some boxing gloves, Lucas starts kicking with his badly made steel toe boots, Alex grabs his coconuts.
Jesse: Why the in the world do you fight with coconuts?
Alex: Shut up tubby.
Jesse: I'm not tubby...I'm big boned and slightly muscular...and your short!
Mitch: Well you all suck so can we fight before I end of killing you in the process of your ramblinmg and Lucas kills them all due to his extreme sugar high?
Lucas: Come onnnnnnnnnnn! Me wanna kick some serious annoying Velma like goombas which have been conviently named Velna...can we please just kill em?
Velna: Twinkies! Twink-ies! Twinkieeeeeeeeees!
Mitch: Yup.
Alex: I got that fat one.
Jesse: Got the one who won't shut up.
Lucas: I get the one who keeps staring at me.
Mitch: I get anyone who says twinkies.
The battle royal of the Jalm Bros versus the Velnas began...will they triumph or will they be forced back to the start screen? Only time will tell...
The scene opened up to the lovely 16 bit graphics of the Mario world. The digital sun was shining, the badly drawn trees where as the best shade of green you could get. Then all of a sudden a loud bang is heard and a realy bad sign goes down the screen reading:
Jalm Brothers
Small one bye one pixel confetti is spread as 4 Mario look a likes pop up on the screen. One is blue, another black, one more orange, and last but not least, a blue one.
Blue/Jesse: Hello, I'm Jesse!
Crappy 8 bit background music aplause.
Orange/Mitch: I am Mitch. Die.
Yet agian with the crappy applause.
Silver/Lucas: Weee, I'm Lucas!
More crappy applause until the black one goes off the screen, punching a digital aplause worker and comes back smiling.
Black/Alex: I am Alex, no more crappy music.
The applause is already noticable dead. The confetti hits the brick ground and all of them look at each other.
Jesse: Er...what now.
Mitch: Kill? Nuke? Explode things?
Alex: Nah...then we go up in the red and orange pixel explosion as well with the nuke.
Lucas: How bout some sugar!? Me want s...u...g...a...r...
Alex smacks Lucas across the face, leaving half his face red.
Alex: Calm the hell down.
Mitch: Want me to kill him with bazooka?
Mitch pulls out his trademark bazooka and points it at Lucas. Lucas raises a two by one pixel brow and Jesse clamly puts the bazooka down.
Jesse: No kill right now...wait till we see a Velna at least.
Silence is heard for a few seconds.
Lucas: You said the word...you know what that means...
All of a sudden about 20 small goomba liek things come up on the screen with glasses.
Velna: Twinkies!
All of the Jalm Bros. sigh as Jesse puts on some boxing gloves, Lucas starts kicking with his badly made steel toe boots, Alex grabs his coconuts.
Jesse: Why the in the world do you fight with coconuts?
Alex: Shut up tubby.
Jesse: I'm not tubby...I'm big boned and slightly muscular...and your short!
Mitch: Well you all suck so can we fight before I end of killing you in the process of your ramblinmg and Lucas kills them all due to his extreme sugar high?
Lucas: Come onnnnnnnnnnn! Me wanna kick some serious annoying Velma like goombas which have been conviently named Velna...can we please just kill em?
Velna: Twinkies! Twink-ies! Twinkieeeeeeeeees!
Mitch: Yup.
Alex: I got that fat one.
Jesse: Got the one who won't shut up.
Lucas: I get the one who keeps staring at me.
Mitch: I get anyone who says twinkies.
The battle royal of the Jalm Bros versus the Velnas began...will they triumph or will they be forced back to the start screen? Only time will tell...