Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda, Starcraft, Kingdom Hearts,
the character Marth, or Sonic the Hedgehog.
Party in the house
Chapter 2: The people come in
Zelda: Oh, I'm getting so impatient. Wait there's someone at the door. It's Link!!!
Link enters and is about to be hugged by Zelda when...
Din: Oh Link I've missed you SO MUCH! *Hugs Link*
Link: Ahh! ( This is even worse than the goron hug. *Shudders*)
Din kisses Link, then Nayru comes along.
Nayru: Oh Link remember me? Ah of course you do. *hugs and kisses*
Zelda: *Disgusted*
Farore: Hi Link. This is my first time meeting you.
Link: So you won't hug and kiss me?
Farore: Hey you're actually cute. *Hugs and kisses*
Link: *Sigh*
Zelda: Link who are these women?
Din: My name is Din. This is my sister Nayru and that is Farore.
Zelda: *Gasp* The THREE GODDESSES! *Bows down*
Din: Oh it's okay. WE're in our human form so that we can
All the goddesses hug Link
Din: Hug cute little Link. (A/N Link is17 years old. Din was just flirting with him)
Link: Eugh.
Sora Riku and Kairi come in. Sora and Kairi can't stop looking at each other.
Zelda: O hi. What are your names?
Sora: Sora.
Riku: Riku.
Kairi: Kairi.
Din: I see.
Sora: Hey aren't you Link?
Link: Yea.
Sora: Can I ask a favor?
Link: What?
Sora: Can you whispers in his ear tell me how I could get Kairi to make out with me, just like you can make Saria?
Link: WHAT! WHO TOLD YOU?
Sora: I was desperate so I went on the Internet and found tapes of you. They were recorded by someone named Navi.
Link: I WILL KILL *Twitch* THAT LITTLE FAIRY *Twitch* PIPSQUEAK TO A PULP.
Jim Raynor, Tassadar, Artanis and Zeratul come in.
Tassadar: Hi. You must be princess Zelda. Can I kill something?
Link: You can kill my fairy.
Tassadar: Great!
Jim: Hi I'm Jim Raynor. You may remember me from such video games as Starcraft and Starcraft Broodwar. (A/N This is for the Simpsons fans. Troy Mclure.)
Artanis: Well anyway will we be playing games? I'm only 200 years old.
Everyone except protoss: *Gasps*
Zeratul: Excuse my friend. We the protoss, except for Jim over there, live for hundreds of years, our lifespan is about 10 times longer than yours, so we usually live to be 700-1000 year old. Wait! We forgot Fenix!
Fenix: Didn't expect me?
Artanis: Fenix, how did you get here?
Fenix: I biked.
Link: I see.
Infested Kerrigan: Hey you probably didn't expect me.
Jim: How'd YOU get here.
Infested Kerrigan: I biked and followed Fenix.
Fenix: Do'h
Meanwhile...
Sonic: Shadow is this the right adress?
Shadow: Well, it's a castle. Perfect for a princess.
Guard: EXCUSE ME MR. DO YOU HAVE YOUR INVITION CAARD?
Shadow: No.
Guard: THEN GET OUT!
Sonic: We need to get an invitation card.
Old Guy: You want invitation? Here for 50 rupees.
Sonic&Shadow: Let's just mug him.
Guard: I see. You found your card. You may pass.
Sonic: Jee. That was EZ.
Shadow: Yea. See my life was like this. You should try it.
Sonic: Don't worry. I will.
Zelda: Who may you be?
Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog
Shadow: And I'm Shadow
Everyone: A blue hedgehog ?!!! He's cute get him.
Shadow: Run
Sonic: AHHHHH
Amy: SONICCCC
Sonic: Holy ****.
Zelda: Watch your language!! *Slap*
Sonic loses balance, and then the girls get him.
Sonic: AHHHH. Noooooo. Not HUGS AND KISSES.
Link enters the room.
All the girls: Chase Link!
The girls leave to chase Link and Sonic and Shadow are safe from girls, except Amy.
Amy: *Hugs Sonic* Sonic why didn't you tell me of this party?
Sonic: How'd you get here?
Amy: I biked.
Shadow: Oh.
Then the Dark Archon walks in. The room starts to get hot.
Zelda: Hey wassup Darchon.
D archon: Don't call me that. Call me D archon (Get it? Dee Archon. Grr. Nvm)
Zelda: Fine. How'd you get here?
D archon: I biked and followed that girl. * Points to Amy*
Amy: *GASPS* I had a STALKER!
Marth: Sorry but I stalked you too.
Zelda: Prince Marth!
Marth: I received your invitation.
Zelda: How did you get here?
Marth: I biked.
Will this story get any better? Any funnier? Why is everyone riding bikes to Zelda's party? What will they do? What chaos will strike? Find out next time after you R&R.
Party in the house
Chapter 2: The people come in
Zelda: Oh, I'm getting so impatient. Wait there's someone at the door. It's Link!!!
Link enters and is about to be hugged by Zelda when...
Din: Oh Link I've missed you SO MUCH! *Hugs Link*
Link: Ahh! ( This is even worse than the goron hug. *Shudders*)
Din kisses Link, then Nayru comes along.
Nayru: Oh Link remember me? Ah of course you do. *hugs and kisses*
Zelda: *Disgusted*
Farore: Hi Link. This is my first time meeting you.
Link: So you won't hug and kiss me?
Farore: Hey you're actually cute. *Hugs and kisses*
Link: *Sigh*
Zelda: Link who are these women?
Din: My name is Din. This is my sister Nayru and that is Farore.
Zelda: *Gasp* The THREE GODDESSES! *Bows down*
Din: Oh it's okay. WE're in our human form so that we can
All the goddesses hug Link
Din: Hug cute little Link. (A/N Link is17 years old. Din was just flirting with him)
Link: Eugh.
Sora Riku and Kairi come in. Sora and Kairi can't stop looking at each other.
Zelda: O hi. What are your names?
Sora: Sora.
Riku: Riku.
Kairi: Kairi.
Din: I see.
Sora: Hey aren't you Link?
Link: Yea.
Sora: Can I ask a favor?
Link: What?
Sora: Can you whispers in his ear tell me how I could get Kairi to make out with me, just like you can make Saria?
Link: WHAT! WHO TOLD YOU?
Sora: I was desperate so I went on the Internet and found tapes of you. They were recorded by someone named Navi.
Link: I WILL KILL *Twitch* THAT LITTLE FAIRY *Twitch* PIPSQUEAK TO A PULP.
Jim Raynor, Tassadar, Artanis and Zeratul come in.
Tassadar: Hi. You must be princess Zelda. Can I kill something?
Link: You can kill my fairy.
Tassadar: Great!
Jim: Hi I'm Jim Raynor. You may remember me from such video games as Starcraft and Starcraft Broodwar. (A/N This is for the Simpsons fans. Troy Mclure.)
Artanis: Well anyway will we be playing games? I'm only 200 years old.
Everyone except protoss: *Gasps*
Zeratul: Excuse my friend. We the protoss, except for Jim over there, live for hundreds of years, our lifespan is about 10 times longer than yours, so we usually live to be 700-1000 year old. Wait! We forgot Fenix!
Fenix: Didn't expect me?
Artanis: Fenix, how did you get here?
Fenix: I biked.
Link: I see.
Infested Kerrigan: Hey you probably didn't expect me.
Jim: How'd YOU get here.
Infested Kerrigan: I biked and followed Fenix.
Fenix: Do'h
Meanwhile...
Sonic: Shadow is this the right adress?
Shadow: Well, it's a castle. Perfect for a princess.
Guard: EXCUSE ME MR. DO YOU HAVE YOUR INVITION CAARD?
Shadow: No.
Guard: THEN GET OUT!
Sonic: We need to get an invitation card.
Old Guy: You want invitation? Here for 50 rupees.
Sonic&Shadow: Let's just mug him.
Guard: I see. You found your card. You may pass.
Sonic: Jee. That was EZ.
Shadow: Yea. See my life was like this. You should try it.
Sonic: Don't worry. I will.
Zelda: Who may you be?
Sonic: I'm Sonic the Hedgehog
Shadow: And I'm Shadow
Everyone: A blue hedgehog ?!!! He's cute get him.
Shadow: Run
Sonic: AHHHHH
Amy: SONICCCC
Sonic: Holy ****.
Zelda: Watch your language!! *Slap*
Sonic loses balance, and then the girls get him.
Sonic: AHHHH. Noooooo. Not HUGS AND KISSES.
Link enters the room.
All the girls: Chase Link!
The girls leave to chase Link and Sonic and Shadow are safe from girls, except Amy.
Amy: *Hugs Sonic* Sonic why didn't you tell me of this party?
Sonic: How'd you get here?
Amy: I biked.
Shadow: Oh.
Then the Dark Archon walks in. The room starts to get hot.
Zelda: Hey wassup Darchon.
D archon: Don't call me that. Call me D archon (Get it? Dee Archon. Grr. Nvm)
Zelda: Fine. How'd you get here?
D archon: I biked and followed that girl. * Points to Amy*
Amy: *GASPS* I had a STALKER!
Marth: Sorry but I stalked you too.
Zelda: Prince Marth!
Marth: I received your invitation.
Zelda: How did you get here?
Marth: I biked.
Will this story get any better? Any funnier? Why is everyone riding bikes to Zelda's party? What will they do? What chaos will strike? Find out next time after you R&R.