Disclaimer: I do not own the legend of Zelda. I do not own Starcraft
broodwar, Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Brothers Melee,
Kirby, Marth, Or Final Fantasy 7. Not to plagiarise
Party in the house
Chapter 3: You are the weakest "Link"
Zelda: Attention everyone. We shall now play a game. Let's vote on which game to play.
Everyone: Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare.
Zelda: That's too old. Maybe later.
Ruto: Let's make jokes.
Sheik: Yea. Like you are the weakest "Link". Get it?
Everyone except Link: Lol (Laughing Out Loud)
Link: Oh. You want to play that game?
Nabooru: It's a game?
Link: Yea. It's from a show. I'll teach you
Link teaches everyone how to play the weakest link.
Link: We just need some people. Any volunteers?
Silence
Link: Fine. We'll play with a twist. I play against myself.
Rauru: I think your insane man.
Link: No.
Link plays a song no one knows about, and then his younger self comes.
Ylink: Sup everyone.
Everyone: Sup.
Link plays another mysteious unknown song.
DLink: Hi everybody.
Everybody: Hi Dr. Dark Link.
Zelda: Since when was DLink a Dr.?
DLink: I don't know.
Ylink: Okay then.
Ylink puts on all of his mask forms including FIERCE DEITY. He plays Elegy of Emptiness on all forms.
Everyone: WHOA. Link can make up to 7 other copies that resemble himself? Sweet.
Link: Yea.
Zelda: Now we need a host.
Silence.
Din: Fine then I'll......
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Everyone: WHA??!!!
SEPHIROTH CHOIR: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Zelda: I am now officially disturbed.
Farore: So who is this Sephiroth guy?
Din: Finally you say something smart.
Sephiroth Choir says random stuff in latin, then says
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a one winged angel that looks part human comes down from the ceiling.
I am Sephiroth, the ONE WINGED ANGEL.
Zelda: OMG, IT'S AN ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Want my human form?
Everyone: Yes.
Sephiroth changese into what looks disturbingly like Fierce Deity.
Fierce Deity: AHHH. He looks like ME.
Sephiroth: Let's play.
Weakest Link Music plays. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn.
Sephiroth: Link, how many women are there in Termina and Hyrule that are after you?
Link: 500,000?
Sephiroth: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect. 100 rupees in pot.
Host aka Seph: so Ylink. How many girl do you think there are in Hyrule and Termina that are after you?
Ylink: ditto?
Host: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeecccccctttttt.
Host: Deku Scrub. How many Deku scrub girls do you think are after you?
DekuLink: Ditto?
Host: Ehhh. Wrong. Empty the pot.
Host: GoronLink, where can you get the cheapest powder keg?
Glink: In Clocktown?
Host: Correct.
Host: Now Zlink
Zlink: Bank!!!!!!
Host: What is the name of the famous guitarist that died in the Indigo-go's band?
Zlink: Mikau.
Host: Corrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeecccccccccttttttttt.
Host: Now Fierce Deity how many hits does it take to kill Majora's Mask?
FD: 0?
Host: Coooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeecccccccccttttttttt.
Host: Now Dlink
Dlink: Bank
Host: Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?
Dlink: Fuzzy Wuzzy is Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Host: CORRRRRRRREEEEEECCCCCCTTTTTTTTT.
Host: TIME IS UP. Out of a posible 6200 Rupees, you scraped up only 500.
Host: It is time to vote, the WEAKEST LINK. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
Votes showed: Everyone except Deku Scrub went for deku scrub. Deku Scrub went for Ylink.
Host: Deku Scrub, why did you pick Ylink?
DS: CUZ I HATE HIM.
Host: Ylink, why DS?
Ylink: Cuz I hate him.
Host: Well Deku Scrub, what are you trying to poop out your brain? Oh wait, you left it at home. You got No answers right. Everyone got their question right. Statistically and democratically, you are the weakeste "Link". Goodbye.
DS takes the walk of SHAME.
This happens until Link and Fierce Deity are left.
Host: Alright. Fierce Deity. If you get this question right, you win. Get it wrong and Link wins.
Fierce Deity: I'm ready.
Random Person: My money's on Link
RP: Mine is on Fierce Deity.
Host: The question is .......
Silence.
Host: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Fierce Deity: Ummmmmmmmm. None?
Host: EHH. NO. How much wood it WANTS to chuck. WINNER IS Link. You go away with 5,000 rupees. *To FD* And you go away, with NOTHING. You are the weakest Link goodbye
Link: I am SO THRILLED I WON. ( Now I impessed Zelda.)
FD: I was SO CLOSE. But Link was the better man.
Zelda: Now everyone your attention please. We will now........
What will Zelda do? When will Prince Marth say anything? What will Link do with the rupees? Will Sephiroth stay? Please just wait. R&R and don't flame me too hard. I don't like fire. I promise the next chappie is up soon.
Party in the house
Chapter 3: You are the weakest "Link"
Zelda: Attention everyone. We shall now play a game. Let's vote on which game to play.
Everyone: Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare.
Zelda: That's too old. Maybe later.
Ruto: Let's make jokes.
Sheik: Yea. Like you are the weakest "Link". Get it?
Everyone except Link: Lol (Laughing Out Loud)
Link: Oh. You want to play that game?
Nabooru: It's a game?
Link: Yea. It's from a show. I'll teach you
Link teaches everyone how to play the weakest link.
Link: We just need some people. Any volunteers?
Silence
Link: Fine. We'll play with a twist. I play against myself.
Rauru: I think your insane man.
Link: No.
Link plays a song no one knows about, and then his younger self comes.
Ylink: Sup everyone.
Everyone: Sup.
Link plays another mysteious unknown song.
DLink: Hi everybody.
Everybody: Hi Dr. Dark Link.
Zelda: Since when was DLink a Dr.?
DLink: I don't know.
Ylink: Okay then.
Ylink puts on all of his mask forms including FIERCE DEITY. He plays Elegy of Emptiness on all forms.
Everyone: WHOA. Link can make up to 7 other copies that resemble himself? Sweet.
Link: Yea.
Zelda: Now we need a host.
Silence.
Din: Fine then I'll......
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Everyone: WHA??!!!
SEPHIROTH CHOIR: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Zelda: I am now officially disturbed.
Farore: So who is this Sephiroth guy?
Din: Finally you say something smart.
Sephiroth Choir says random stuff in latin, then says
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a one winged angel that looks part human comes down from the ceiling.
I am Sephiroth, the ONE WINGED ANGEL.
Zelda: OMG, IT'S AN ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Want my human form?
Everyone: Yes.
Sephiroth changese into what looks disturbingly like Fierce Deity.
Fierce Deity: AHHH. He looks like ME.
Sephiroth: Let's play.
Weakest Link Music plays. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn.
Sephiroth: Link, how many women are there in Termina and Hyrule that are after you?
Link: 500,000?
Sephiroth: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect. 100 rupees in pot.
Host aka Seph: so Ylink. How many girl do you think there are in Hyrule and Termina that are after you?
Ylink: ditto?
Host: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeecccccctttttt.
Host: Deku Scrub. How many Deku scrub girls do you think are after you?
DekuLink: Ditto?
Host: Ehhh. Wrong. Empty the pot.
Host: GoronLink, where can you get the cheapest powder keg?
Glink: In Clocktown?
Host: Correct.
Host: Now Zlink
Zlink: Bank!!!!!!
Host: What is the name of the famous guitarist that died in the Indigo-go's band?
Zlink: Mikau.
Host: Corrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeecccccccccttttttttt.
Host: Now Fierce Deity how many hits does it take to kill Majora's Mask?
FD: 0?
Host: Coooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeecccccccccttttttttt.
Host: Now Dlink
Dlink: Bank
Host: Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy?
Dlink: Fuzzy Wuzzy is Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Host: CORRRRRRRREEEEEECCCCCCTTTTTTTTT.
Host: TIME IS UP. Out of a posible 6200 Rupees, you scraped up only 500.
Host: It is time to vote, the WEAKEST LINK. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
Votes showed: Everyone except Deku Scrub went for deku scrub. Deku Scrub went for Ylink.
Host: Deku Scrub, why did you pick Ylink?
DS: CUZ I HATE HIM.
Host: Ylink, why DS?
Ylink: Cuz I hate him.
Host: Well Deku Scrub, what are you trying to poop out your brain? Oh wait, you left it at home. You got No answers right. Everyone got their question right. Statistically and democratically, you are the weakeste "Link". Goodbye.
DS takes the walk of SHAME.
This happens until Link and Fierce Deity are left.
Host: Alright. Fierce Deity. If you get this question right, you win. Get it wrong and Link wins.
Fierce Deity: I'm ready.
Random Person: My money's on Link
RP: Mine is on Fierce Deity.
Host: The question is .......
Silence.
Host: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?
Fierce Deity: Ummmmmmmmm. None?
Host: EHH. NO. How much wood it WANTS to chuck. WINNER IS Link. You go away with 5,000 rupees. *To FD* And you go away, with NOTHING. You are the weakest Link goodbye
Link: I am SO THRILLED I WON. ( Now I impessed Zelda.)
FD: I was SO CLOSE. But Link was the better man.
Zelda: Now everyone your attention please. We will now........
What will Zelda do? When will Prince Marth say anything? What will Link do with the rupees? Will Sephiroth stay? Please just wait. R&R and don't flame me too hard. I don't like fire. I promise the next chappie is up soon.