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hedgehog, Final Fantasy 7, Starcraft Broodwar, Kingdom Hearts, or Marth,
Roy and Kirby
Chapter 4 Seven Deadly Sins
Zelda: We will now be playng TRUTH OR DARE.
Random Hyrulian: Isn't that one of the deadly sins?
Zelda: Exactly.
Link: I'm outy.
All the girls: Oh no you're playing. *Glare at link*
Link: Fine. So mean.
Zelda: Link start us off.
Link: Aight Malon Truth or Dare?
Malon: MMMM. I pick..... Dare.
Link: I dare you to hug Ruto.
Zelda: OMG Link. You are so CRUEL. It's okay Malon. Try and stay alive.
Malon: *Shudders*
Malon hugged Ruto.
Malon: SK, truth or dare?
Sk: OOOOOOO pretty ocarina.
Kenny: Mmmm mmm mmmmm m m mm m m mmmmmm mmm.
Zelda: Wait. Who are you ?
Cartman: Oh this is Kenny. I'm Cartman.
Kyle: Kyle.
Stan: Stan.
Cartman: Kenny, what did SK say?
Cartman: Ahuh. Hmm. Intersting. Well it don't interest me. SK said dare.
Malon: I dare you to say something SANE.
SK: Certainly.
Everyone: ..................
SK: Now Ganondorf, truth or dare?
Ganondorf: I pick truth.
SK: Very well. Do you have a crush on someone?
Ganondorf: ............................................................................ ..................................Yes.
Everyone: Ooooooooooooooooooooh. Ganon likes someone.
Ganondorf: Shut up. At least that proves I'm not gay.
Ganon: Saria Truth or dare?
Saria: Dare
Ganon: I dare you to go kiss Link. For ten minutes straight NAKED.
Everyone: GANON. YOU ARE INSANE MAN. SICK. GROSS. PIRVIRTED. WRONG.
Saria: *Weakly* O-o-o-k
Saria kisses Link ten minutes straight naked. Link hopefully doesn't see anything.
Saria: I hate you Gannon.
Cartman: I hate you Kenny.
Saria: Now Link Truth or Dare?
Link: Oh ****. ****. ****.
Zelda: Watch your mouth. Pick already.
Link: Truth. (O boy)
Saria: OOOOOOOooooh Yay. Which of the three goddesses do you have a crush on?
Everyone: Come on tell us.
Link: ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ......................................................Din.
Everyone: *Gasps* Din!
Link: Well DUH. She's a LOT hotter than the others.
Sk: You know you're right. *Touches Link*
Link: Don't touch me you drunk.
Somewhere above.
Din: See. He likes ME better than he likes you. I'm just a lot hotter.
Nayru: Awwwww. LINK! *Cries*
Farore: I feel so left out. *Cries with Nayru*
Back down below
Din: Link!! *Hugs Link*
Everyone: *Gasp* The Goddess of Power Hugging you? How much luckier do you get?
Link: Alright *Choked by Din's constant hugging* Kirby Truth or Dare?
Kirby: Dare DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Kirby?
Link: I dare you to do the Kirby Dance!
Zelda: IT'S KIRBY. Doing the OMG. THE KIRBY DANCE!
Kirby: ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^- ^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v)
Clapping of hands.
Kirby: `O'
Kenny: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
Kirby: *Belch*
Stan: OMG. IT KILLED KENNY. THAT *******.
Kirby: Din, Truth or Dare?
Din: Huh? Oh, Dare.
(A/N Get ready for a long and pirvirted Dare.)
Kirby: I dare you to hug Ruto for 1 hour straight, (Uh oh) then hug Link for one hour straight, then kiss/ makeout with Link for 10 minutes straight in front of eveyrone (oooooh). Then do the Kirby dance with Link (lol). Kiss Link for another 10 minutes, order all your younger sisters to come and each give a hug and a ten minute kiss to Link, then make Zelda kiss Link for ten minutes, then release Ruto on Link, give Ruto one hour to chase Link and do whatever (Oh no). Then let Nayru kiss Link for a whole hour and let Farore kiss Link for an hour and then you kiss Link for an hour straight NAKED (OMG). Then let Amy kiss Sonic for ten minutes (What does Sonic have anything to do with this?). Make Saria promise Mido she'll sleep with him tonight (Saria Highly Embarrased, Mido Blushing). Hire Linkin' Park to come over here (IS that possible?). Get Evanesence, Eminem, 50 Cent, and a priest. Then hire Nayru to sing a song for Link, make Farore make the winds pleasant, go dance with Link, Kiss him some more, then Nayru and Farore May if they want to kiss Link for another hour (Good 2 hours). Hire a redead to do the Kirby dance, then you and your sisters Have to make out with Link for another 4 hours straight EACH. Then make Saria make out with Mido. Make Zelda make out with Sheik. Make Tael and Navi make out. Same for Sonic and Amy. Do that for Sora and Kairi as well. Might get interesting. Make Cloud makeout with Aeris or Tifa, of his choosing. Do the same for Gannon and Impa. And Ruto gets to pick one male to kiss for an hour straight. Including Link. Make sure Shadow plays his violin, make sure Zelda makes this a 3 night sleepover, Don't forget to hire Black Eyed Peas.
Din: Is that it?
Kirby: No. And then marry Link.
Everyone:................................................................... .....
Link: Kirby, you are evil and kind. EVIL AND KIND. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Zelda: Kirby, that is Sooooooooooooooooo cruel. Din is a goddess, but even SHE cannot take this kind of dare.
Kirby: What I had to do something interesting. This is the Goddess of Love. I mean Come on. Where is the love? This might get interesting.
Din: I hate you Kirby. I hate you so much.
Saria: I hate you Kirby. *Whispers* Thanks Kirby.
Kirby: But you have to do it. :)
Din: NO.
Kirby: I WILL do the Kirby Dance again if you don't.
Din: *Wimper* So mean. *Cries*
Nayru: Well at least I get to kiss Link for 2 hours. :) Thank you Kirby. Thank you
Farore: Yeah. :)
Amy: Thanks Kirby.
Sora: *Whispers* Thanks Kirby.
Kirby: I know. *Wink* Good Luck.
Kirby: No problem.
Din: I refuse to do this propostrous dare.
Kirby: Fine. If you don't wanna do it, then.....^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^- ^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v)
Din: Noooooooooooooooooooo. Please be merciful Kirby.
Everyone who hasn't said a thing: .....................This is scary.
Link: I would like to run away now.
Jim: Do that and I shoot you.
Link: *Gulp*
Gannon: Kirby. I dub thee sir Kirby the new king of Evil.
Kirby: YAY. Do it now before Kirby dance.
Alright. Time to take the steps 1 at a time. Din hugged Ruto for an hour straight. NO ONE liked it at all. Din then hugged Link for an hour straight. Link started blushing. Then kissed Link for ten minutes IN FRONT of everyone. So Din did the Kirby dance, but Link couldn't do it due to the massive shock caused by the hugging and kissing still to come. Din Kissed Link again, then called her sisters. Nayru and Farore were VERY happy. They hugged and kissed Link for tne minutes, then Zelda had to kiss him. Malon was pissed off as hell. And then Ruto started chasing Link. I felt bad for Link. Ruto caught him, and Ruto kissed him for one minute, then the hour was up.
Link: I will never ever mention that story again.
Then the Goddesses kissed Link for an hour straight happily but Din had to go NAKED (OMG). Amy Then started chasing Sonic like mad. Eventually Amy got Sonic in one minute and kissed him and Hugged him as bad as a goron hug (How is that possible?).
Din: Now Saria you better do this.
Saria: Oh shut up. It's not like I WANTED to come into this.
Mido: Come on.
Saria: Fine. Mido I promise I'll sleep with you tonight. :(
Mido: YAY.
Then Din went out and hired Linkin' Park, Evanesence, Eminem, 50 Cent and Black Eyed Peas. Then Nayru started singing and Farore mde special effects with her wind controlling abilities. Din started dancing, but Link was just gazing at Din's eyes. It looked pretty romantic. Then his sisters each kissed and hugged Link for another 4 hours each. Everyone was tired by then, except the Goddesses. They don't sleep. Din then actually hires a real redead, but it's not evil, so it doesn't kill anyone. It does the kirby dance. Three words: Very Disturbing Sight. Ruto and Rauru joined in the dance. Everyone ran period. Saria makes out with Mido, Sonic with Amy, Cloud picks Aeris, Zelda and Sheik. Also Gannon and Impa. Don't forget Tatl and Navi. Ruto of course picks Link, which makes Link very sad.
Link: By the Godesses, help me!
Din Nayru and Farore: WE ARE HERE STUPID.
Link: Oh, uuuumm. By the GODS. HELP ME.
Hermes: BY the degree of the ancient gods, you are to still continue with the dare.
Link: Nooooooo. HELP DEKU TREE. HELP MAKU TREE.
Ruto: *Kiss*
Link: This is worse than 500,000 redeads trying to kill you, or after you like girls.
Zelda: Attention. This will not be a 3 night sleepover.
Everyone: WHAT!!!
Zelda: This will be a whole week SLEEPOVER.
EVERYONE: Holy Shiznits. ONE WHOLE WEEK. WHOA.
Din: Now Shadow do you play the violin for real?
Shadow: Why? WHY KIRBY? WHY? I TRUSTED YOU. Yes I do play the violin.
Nayru&Farore: Can I kiss Link some more?
Link: Sure whatever.
Nayru& Farore: YAY. *Hug* *Kiss*
Sephiroth: On with the next game.
Zelda: The next game will be.. CHASE LINK!
Link: OH DEAR GOD. *Runs*
Zelda: HEHE. Sucker.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO. PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO. NON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm BEGGING YOU NOT THIS. NOT THIS. YOU ARE EVIL AND CRUEL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Zelda: Hee hee. I love playing tricks on Link.
Din: Yea. *High fives Zelda* I love this. And Kirby I still hate you.
What could've Zelda and Din done that made Link cry so much? How is this party gonna stay sane? What could Zelda do next? Will Saria sleep with Mido? AND WHEN WILL PRINCE MARTH AND ROY ARRIVE? Just wait. Next chapter very funny. Oh and PLEASE R&R. I need some reviews people. AND I NEED THEM FAST. I AT LEAST NEED MORAL SUPPORT PEOPLE. TELL ME WHETHER YOU LIKE ^-^. Probably you like. But tell me the truth. Why. Cuz YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Link: SHUT UP AUTHOR!
Author: Fine. R&R
Link: I SAID SHUT UP.
Author: Yeah and please don't flame me too hard.
Link: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
Author: That prank really got on your nerves.
Link: DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT. IT IS FORBIDDEN.
Author: Fine. BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
Link: OMG YOU JUST WILL NEVER SHUT UP WILL YOU?
Chapter 4 Seven Deadly Sins
Zelda: We will now be playng TRUTH OR DARE.
Random Hyrulian: Isn't that one of the deadly sins?
Zelda: Exactly.
Link: I'm outy.
All the girls: Oh no you're playing. *Glare at link*
Link: Fine. So mean.
Zelda: Link start us off.
Link: Aight Malon Truth or Dare?
Malon: MMMM. I pick..... Dare.
Link: I dare you to hug Ruto.
Zelda: OMG Link. You are so CRUEL. It's okay Malon. Try and stay alive.
Malon: *Shudders*
Malon hugged Ruto.
Malon: SK, truth or dare?
Sk: OOOOOOO pretty ocarina.
Kenny: Mmmm mmm mmmmm m m mm m m mmmmmm mmm.
Zelda: Wait. Who are you ?
Cartman: Oh this is Kenny. I'm Cartman.
Kyle: Kyle.
Stan: Stan.
Cartman: Kenny, what did SK say?
Cartman: Ahuh. Hmm. Intersting. Well it don't interest me. SK said dare.
Malon: I dare you to say something SANE.
SK: Certainly.
Everyone: ..................
SK: Now Ganondorf, truth or dare?
Ganondorf: I pick truth.
SK: Very well. Do you have a crush on someone?
Ganondorf: ............................................................................ ..................................Yes.
Everyone: Ooooooooooooooooooooh. Ganon likes someone.
Ganondorf: Shut up. At least that proves I'm not gay.
Ganon: Saria Truth or dare?
Saria: Dare
Ganon: I dare you to go kiss Link. For ten minutes straight NAKED.
Everyone: GANON. YOU ARE INSANE MAN. SICK. GROSS. PIRVIRTED. WRONG.
Saria: *Weakly* O-o-o-k
Saria kisses Link ten minutes straight naked. Link hopefully doesn't see anything.
Saria: I hate you Gannon.
Cartman: I hate you Kenny.
Saria: Now Link Truth or Dare?
Link: Oh ****. ****. ****.
Zelda: Watch your mouth. Pick already.
Link: Truth. (O boy)
Saria: OOOOOOOooooh Yay. Which of the three goddesses do you have a crush on?
Everyone: Come on tell us.
Link: ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ......................................................Din.
Everyone: *Gasps* Din!
Link: Well DUH. She's a LOT hotter than the others.
Sk: You know you're right. *Touches Link*
Link: Don't touch me you drunk.
Somewhere above.
Din: See. He likes ME better than he likes you. I'm just a lot hotter.
Nayru: Awwwww. LINK! *Cries*
Farore: I feel so left out. *Cries with Nayru*
Back down below
Din: Link!! *Hugs Link*
Everyone: *Gasp* The Goddess of Power Hugging you? How much luckier do you get?
Link: Alright *Choked by Din's constant hugging* Kirby Truth or Dare?
Kirby: Dare DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Kirby?
Link: I dare you to do the Kirby Dance!
Zelda: IT'S KIRBY. Doing the OMG. THE KIRBY DANCE!
Kirby: ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^- ^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v)
Clapping of hands.
Kirby: `O'
Kenny: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
Kirby: *Belch*
Stan: OMG. IT KILLED KENNY. THAT *******.
Kirby: Din, Truth or Dare?
Din: Huh? Oh, Dare.
(A/N Get ready for a long and pirvirted Dare.)
Kirby: I dare you to hug Ruto for 1 hour straight, (Uh oh) then hug Link for one hour straight, then kiss/ makeout with Link for 10 minutes straight in front of eveyrone (oooooh). Then do the Kirby dance with Link (lol). Kiss Link for another 10 minutes, order all your younger sisters to come and each give a hug and a ten minute kiss to Link, then make Zelda kiss Link for ten minutes, then release Ruto on Link, give Ruto one hour to chase Link and do whatever (Oh no). Then let Nayru kiss Link for a whole hour and let Farore kiss Link for an hour and then you kiss Link for an hour straight NAKED (OMG). Then let Amy kiss Sonic for ten minutes (What does Sonic have anything to do with this?). Make Saria promise Mido she'll sleep with him tonight (Saria Highly Embarrased, Mido Blushing). Hire Linkin' Park to come over here (IS that possible?). Get Evanesence, Eminem, 50 Cent, and a priest. Then hire Nayru to sing a song for Link, make Farore make the winds pleasant, go dance with Link, Kiss him some more, then Nayru and Farore May if they want to kiss Link for another hour (Good 2 hours). Hire a redead to do the Kirby dance, then you and your sisters Have to make out with Link for another 4 hours straight EACH. Then make Saria make out with Mido. Make Zelda make out with Sheik. Make Tael and Navi make out. Same for Sonic and Amy. Do that for Sora and Kairi as well. Might get interesting. Make Cloud makeout with Aeris or Tifa, of his choosing. Do the same for Gannon and Impa. And Ruto gets to pick one male to kiss for an hour straight. Including Link. Make sure Shadow plays his violin, make sure Zelda makes this a 3 night sleepover, Don't forget to hire Black Eyed Peas.
Din: Is that it?
Kirby: No. And then marry Link.
Everyone:................................................................... .....
Link: Kirby, you are evil and kind. EVIL AND KIND. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Zelda: Kirby, that is Sooooooooooooooooo cruel. Din is a goddess, but even SHE cannot take this kind of dare.
Kirby: What I had to do something interesting. This is the Goddess of Love. I mean Come on. Where is the love? This might get interesting.
Din: I hate you Kirby. I hate you so much.
Saria: I hate you Kirby. *Whispers* Thanks Kirby.
Kirby: But you have to do it. :)
Din: NO.
Kirby: I WILL do the Kirby Dance again if you don't.
Din: *Wimper* So mean. *Cries*
Nayru: Well at least I get to kiss Link for 2 hours. :) Thank you Kirby. Thank you
Farore: Yeah. :)
Amy: Thanks Kirby.
Sora: *Whispers* Thanks Kirby.
Kirby: I know. *Wink* Good Luck.
Kirby: No problem.
Din: I refuse to do this propostrous dare.
Kirby: Fine. If you don't wanna do it, then.....^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^- ^v) ^-^) (^ '-' ^) (v^-^v)
Din: Noooooooooooooooooooo. Please be merciful Kirby.
Everyone who hasn't said a thing: .....................This is scary.
Link: I would like to run away now.
Jim: Do that and I shoot you.
Link: *Gulp*
Gannon: Kirby. I dub thee sir Kirby the new king of Evil.
Kirby: YAY. Do it now before Kirby dance.
Alright. Time to take the steps 1 at a time. Din hugged Ruto for an hour straight. NO ONE liked it at all. Din then hugged Link for an hour straight. Link started blushing. Then kissed Link for ten minutes IN FRONT of everyone. So Din did the Kirby dance, but Link couldn't do it due to the massive shock caused by the hugging and kissing still to come. Din Kissed Link again, then called her sisters. Nayru and Farore were VERY happy. They hugged and kissed Link for tne minutes, then Zelda had to kiss him. Malon was pissed off as hell. And then Ruto started chasing Link. I felt bad for Link. Ruto caught him, and Ruto kissed him for one minute, then the hour was up.
Link: I will never ever mention that story again.
Then the Goddesses kissed Link for an hour straight happily but Din had to go NAKED (OMG). Amy Then started chasing Sonic like mad. Eventually Amy got Sonic in one minute and kissed him and Hugged him as bad as a goron hug (How is that possible?).
Din: Now Saria you better do this.
Saria: Oh shut up. It's not like I WANTED to come into this.
Mido: Come on.
Saria: Fine. Mido I promise I'll sleep with you tonight. :(
Mido: YAY.
Then Din went out and hired Linkin' Park, Evanesence, Eminem, 50 Cent and Black Eyed Peas. Then Nayru started singing and Farore mde special effects with her wind controlling abilities. Din started dancing, but Link was just gazing at Din's eyes. It looked pretty romantic. Then his sisters each kissed and hugged Link for another 4 hours each. Everyone was tired by then, except the Goddesses. They don't sleep. Din then actually hires a real redead, but it's not evil, so it doesn't kill anyone. It does the kirby dance. Three words: Very Disturbing Sight. Ruto and Rauru joined in the dance. Everyone ran period. Saria makes out with Mido, Sonic with Amy, Cloud picks Aeris, Zelda and Sheik. Also Gannon and Impa. Don't forget Tatl and Navi. Ruto of course picks Link, which makes Link very sad.
Link: By the Godesses, help me!
Din Nayru and Farore: WE ARE HERE STUPID.
Link: Oh, uuuumm. By the GODS. HELP ME.
Hermes: BY the degree of the ancient gods, you are to still continue with the dare.
Link: Nooooooo. HELP DEKU TREE. HELP MAKU TREE.
Ruto: *Kiss*
Link: This is worse than 500,000 redeads trying to kill you, or after you like girls.
Zelda: Attention. This will not be a 3 night sleepover.
Everyone: WHAT!!!
Zelda: This will be a whole week SLEEPOVER.
EVERYONE: Holy Shiznits. ONE WHOLE WEEK. WHOA.
Din: Now Shadow do you play the violin for real?
Shadow: Why? WHY KIRBY? WHY? I TRUSTED YOU. Yes I do play the violin.
Nayru&Farore: Can I kiss Link some more?
Link: Sure whatever.
Nayru& Farore: YAY. *Hug* *Kiss*
Sephiroth: On with the next game.
Zelda: The next game will be.. CHASE LINK!
Link: OH DEAR GOD. *Runs*
Zelda: HEHE. Sucker.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO. PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO. NON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm BEGGING YOU NOT THIS. NOT THIS. YOU ARE EVIL AND CRUEL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Zelda: Hee hee. I love playing tricks on Link.
Din: Yea. *High fives Zelda* I love this. And Kirby I still hate you.
What could've Zelda and Din done that made Link cry so much? How is this party gonna stay sane? What could Zelda do next? Will Saria sleep with Mido? AND WHEN WILL PRINCE MARTH AND ROY ARRIVE? Just wait. Next chapter very funny. Oh and PLEASE R&R. I need some reviews people. AND I NEED THEM FAST. I AT LEAST NEED MORAL SUPPORT PEOPLE. TELL ME WHETHER YOU LIKE ^-^. Probably you like. But tell me the truth. Why. Cuz YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Link: SHUT UP AUTHOR!
Author: Fine. R&R
Link: I SAID SHUT UP.
Author: Yeah and please don't flame me too hard.
Link: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
Author: That prank really got on your nerves.
Link: DON'T SPEAK ABOUT IT. IT IS FORBIDDEN.
Author: Fine. BUT I WILL EXPLAIN IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.
Link: OMG YOU JUST WILL NEVER SHUT UP WILL YOU?