Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda, Starcraft, Kingdom Hearts,
Sonic the Hedgehog, or South Park. I do not own Linkin' Park, Eminem,
Evanescence, AND Black Eyed Peas.
Warning: This chapter is long, and has some censored swears.
Party in the house
Chapter 5 The long break
Zelda: WE will now be taking a break from that AWFUL AND LONG DARE made by Kirby. We will be singing and dancing now.
Everyone except Link: YAY.
Link: (Better run while I have the chance) *Slips away*
Random Girl: Oh, I'll ask him to dance with me.
RG: No, I WILL.
Zelda: Girls girls. THIS IS MY LINK HE'S MINE AND YOU ARE NOT TAKING HIM SO BUZZ OFF.
Din: NO. HE IS SO MINE.
Nayru: Come on. He's mine. You saw how he was blushing when I hugged and kissed him.
Farore: I again feel left out. (Maybe I had better look for Link while everyone else is arguing. Hehe) (A/N Very smart Farore).
In the Kokiri Forest
Link: *Pant* Finally. HOME.
At the Castle.
Zelda: People. Link and Farore are now officially missing.
All the girls: CHASE LINK.
In the Kokiri Forest
Link: Time to lay down and relax. No girls around. This is the type of weekend for me.
Farore: But not for me.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHH. *Gets up and run to lost woods*
Farore: EH. *Farore's Wind*
Link: Whew.
Farore: Still think you can escape me?
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE HORROR. FARORE??!!!! What are you doing here?
Farore: What are YOU doing here?
Link: Avoiding all the girls.
Farore: Yes. I'm here cuz I'm the only one not fighting.
Link: Please don't reveal my location.
Farore: I won't if you do me a favor.
Link: What?
Farore: You give me another kiss.
Link: ..........ok.
So Farore and Link makeout for hours until.....
Search Party: Hey I found Link and he's ummmmmmmmm........ Yea. Nayru, Din?
Link: O.o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farore: What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Farore's Wind*
Nayru: What is going on?
SP: Well Link was making out with Farore.
Din: ...........................
Farore comes back and then takes Link away.
Nayru:.............................
Back at the castle
Zelda: Since Link is away we'll SING SONGS.
Kirby: Yo 50 Cent. Can you sing this song?
50 Cent: Sure. I was bored.
(A/N If someone sings a song that doesn't always mean they wrote it. Remember that BEFORE you flame me.)
Song goes like this: (From Welcome to Atlanta)
Bum bum bum bathum. Bum bum bum bathoomp. Bum bum bum bathum. Techno music plays.
Welcome to Hyrule where the archers arch And the swordsmen fight And the heroes save Thugs out in the street Such as Ganondorf And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Welcome to Termina where the clocktown ticks The moon starts falling And the heroes save Thugs out in the street Like Majora's Mask. And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Welcome to Atlanta where the players play And the heroes come to Save the day. Thugs out in the street Making very heavy money And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Everyone: WOHOOOOOOOOOO.
Clapping.
Ganondorf: I AM NOT A THUG. I AM INSULTED.
Kenny: mmmmMMMMmmm mm mMm m mm Mm mm mm mMMMmm mmmmM MMMm.
Evanescence: I see. Alright. If you like it that much.
Song: (from Bring me to Life by Evanescence)
Piano music.
Howwwww can you Seeeeeee into my Eyessssssss like open doooooorrrssssssss Leadddddd me down into your heart. And show me the amazing LOVE. Save me from the EVIIILLLLL. My SPIRIT'S SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD. Until you find me and save me. I will Wait....... Techno music.
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CANT WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS........
KNOW that I know who Link really is. You can't just LEAVE me BREATHE into me and MAKE ME REAL. BRING ME Toooooooooo..............................
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CAN'T WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS
RETURN TO ME. FROZEN INSIDE WITHOUT YOUR TOUCH WITHOUT YOUR LOVE LINKY. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE ME FROM THE DARKNESS PURE
Link: ALL OF THIS TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE. KEPT IN THE DARK. BUT YOU WERE NEVER CALLIN ME.
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING A THOUSAND YEARS IT SEEMS. GOT TO OPEN MY EYES TO EVERYTHING.
Link: Without a voice, without thought, without a soul. Don't let me die here. Because I ....
Bring ME TO LI........
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CAN'T WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS
RETURN TO ME.........................
Everyone: WOOOOHOOOOOOO. WAIT. IT'S LINK!!!
Link: Uh oh.
Girls start to chase Link until....
Dlink: NO.
Girls: HUH?
Dlink: Get away Link I'll handle this.
Link: Thanks a bunch.
Girls: Eh. He's still a shadow Link. Chase Dlink!
DLink: AHHHHH *Hugged and kissed*.
Dlink: Hey Eminem a little help here?
Eminem: Sure.
Song: (Lose yourself by Eminem)
Cool guitar music Eminem: His hand's bloody, arms weak, Running away. From the terror of the very scary GIRL SCOUTS And so looking around for a place to hide, a place to sleep more peacefully
Placing careful thought as to where to hide. The girls are starting to catch up to him. And so oh there goes gravity, Oh Link's so yakkity Oh he's so chased around Oh he's so tired And Oh he's so loved And so he won't
LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU WANT NEVER EVER LOSE SIGHT OF LINK. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT. DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET LINK THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME. YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU WANT NEVER EVER LOSE SIGHT OF LINK. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT. DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET LINK THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
Dlink: Thank you EMINEM. THANK YOU.
Eminem: No prob.
Girls: LINK! LINK! MUST GET LINK!
Dlink: Cya.
Amy: I HAVE A SONG TO SING. WELLLLLLLLLL
Sonic: Don't Amy
Amy: WELLLLLLLLLLL
Sonic: I mean it AMY DON'T SING IT.
Amy: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.
Sonic: Jeez I never understood why I fell for her
Song: (Kyle's mom by South Park the Movie) Amy: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sonic's my love that's right my love Sonic's my love my love my love And he's fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast to all the boys and girls.
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Amy: Thank you.
Kelly Clarkson: HI. I'm Kelly Clarkson
Ruben Studder: And I'm Ruben Studder. Let's sing.
Zelda: WE need a pianist people.
Shadow: That'd be me.
Sonic: You play Piano?
Shadow: Yeah.
All the "Main Character" Girls go to stage to sing. Soloist: Kelly.
Song: (I know I can by I forgot sry)
Piano
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Yakkity yak yak yak then.. (A/N The interesting and Funny Part :) )
Little Kirby do your thing. ^-^) (^'-'^) (v^-^v) Prince Marth hold your hands you're a king. (Woo hoo) Princess Zelda when you're man gives you your ring then They'll sing "She's my QUEEN"
(A/N You like that don't you?)
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHOHHHHH OH HHHHHH OHHHH.
Ruben: Save the music Y'all. Save the music Y'all. Save the music.
Clapping of hands.
Marth: Great. Spectacular. I haven't had this much entertainment for a while.
Zelda: Oh, hi Marth.
Marth: Sup everyone.
Everyone: It's goin good. Please stay. This partay is gonna last a WHOLE WEEK.
Marth: Really? THEN THEN. I CAN BRING MY FRIENDS. Tommorrow. Cya.
Everyone: Cya.
Link: *Pant*
Girls: Link!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link collapses on the floor. All the girls go to touch him. Then..
Cloud: LINK NOOOO.
Cloud Summons the Knights of the Round Table.
Cloud: It appears that half of these girls are hired incognetoed Redeads.
50 Cent: Little Kirby do your thing.
Kirby: ^-^) (^'-'^) (v^-^v)
Redeads: NOOOOOOOOO. *Melts*
Ganon: I dub thee sir Kirby the king of evil and torture.
Kirby: YAY. 'O'
Kirby copies the power of the Redead.
Kirby: More songs. More songs.
BEP: Aight. People, we got a surprise for you girls who love Link. (A/N Every girl in the castle). Shadow, will you conduct the violin section?
Shadow: Kool.
Sonic: Shadow, do you play every instrument?
Shadow: Hell yea. I had to do something other than do crime.
Song: (Where is the Love by Black Eyed Peas)
Shadow: 1
Shadow: 2..3...go
Violins: Bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Plays e strings. Bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun.
What's wrong with Hyrule Link? People livin like they don't got no Link. I think they're just addicted to the sinking. Only attracted to thing that'll bring you N'SYNC. Overborders, yeah, we try to stop Terrorism. But we still got terrorists here living In the Hyrule-A, the big Geur-u-dos The Bloods and The Crips and the LLL (Link's Laughing Lovers) But if you only have love for your own Link, Then you only leave space to compete for Link And to compete only generates insults, And when you insult you're bound to get irate. Malice is what you demonstrate And that's exactly how insults works and operates. Brother, you gotta love just to set it straight. Take control of your mind and meditate. Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all y'all
Evil killing, people dying Children Hurt and you hear them crying Can you beat Ganon like you preach. And would you turn the other cheek? (*Wink*)
Linky Linky Linky Help us, Send some guidance from your heart. Cuz Sages got me got me questioning, WHERE IS THY LOVE?
Where is my Link (My Link) Where is my Link (My Link) Where is the love, the love, the love.
It just ain't the same, not unchanged New days are strange, is Hyrule insane? If love and peace is so strong Why are there piece of love that don't belong Nations dropping bombs Chemical gasses filling lungs of little ones With the ongoing suffering as the youth die young. So ask yourself is the hero really gone? So could I ask myself really what is going on? In this world that we living in people keep on giving in Making wrong decisions, only visions of them gain rupees. Not respecting each other, deny thy admirer. A war is going on but the reason's undercover. If you never know Link then you never know Love. Where my Link y'all come on Everyone: I don't know Where's the truth y'all come on Everyone: I don't know Where's the Love y'all.
Malon singing, people dying (A/N I hope you get this.) Din is going out with Link. Can you practice what you preach, And would you turn the other cheek (*Wink*)
Linky Linky Linky Helps us Send some guidance from your heart Cuz sages got me got me questioning, Who is YOUR love?
Where is the love (The love) Where is the love (The love) Where is the love, The love, the loves
I feel the weight of Hyrule on my shoulder As I'm getting older, y'all, people gets meaner Most of us only care about rupee makin Selfishness got us following our own direction. Wrong information always shown by the Media Truer information on the net is the criteria Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema Yo', whatever happened to the value of that precious Link, Whatever happened to the fairness in sharing Linky. Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity Lack of understanding, leading lives to backstabbing That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down. There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under Gotta go and get my Link alive to lovers abound.
People killing, people dying Children hurt and you hear them crying Can you practice what yo preach. And would you turn the other cheek?
Farore, Nayru, Din help us Send some guidance from above, Cuz sages got me got me questioning WHERE IS THE LINK?
Where is the Love? Everyone: Right here Where is the Link? Link: Right here. Where is the Goddesses? Everyone: Up there.
(A/N IN review tell me about whether you liked the songs.)
Link: Yo' Linkin' Park. Can you play *Whispers*
Linkin Park: Sure.
Song: (In the End by Linkin' Park)
Linkin': Shadow, you mind being Piano?
Shadow: I'll be glad to.
Piano with djing.
Random person: Who da DJ?
Everyone looks at Sephiroth, already Djing.
Sephiroth: Hey, I can DJ.
Introduction.
It starts with..... One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Link is a precious thing Watch him use time as the pendulum swings Watch him beat bosses to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal *Gasps* Link, you didn't look out below Watch you get thrown right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even That there were girls after you just to Watch you goooooo You kept everything inside and even though you tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to them will eventually, be a memory of a time you
TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR. BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER YOU HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAATTEEEEERRRRRRRRR
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way they were mocking others Acting like you were a part of their property Rememberin all the times they fought each other I'm surprise IT GOT SO FAR Things aren't the way they were before Although they would recognize you anymore Not that they were bad people But it all comes back to me IN THE END
You kept everything inside, and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually, be a memory of a time
YOU TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER YOU HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAATTTEERRRRRR.
I've put my trust, in you I've pushed as far as I can go For all this, There's only one thing I will ask
I've put my trust, in you I've pushed as far as I can go For all this, There's only one thing I will ask
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MMMAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Music begins to fade............
Zelda: Chase LINK!!!!!!
Link gets playfully tackled by Romani, then gets pulled around by the girls.
Din comes back
Din: Hey everyone. I'm gonna show you something EVIL.
Everyone: What?
Din starts to........ That's right. BREAKDANCE.
Everyone: GASP
Din does the windmill, 1990's, flares, air flares, backward flips, handstands, one-handed handstands, headstands, etc.
Everyone: That is SOOOO evil.
Link: She does really dance.
Everyone: O.o
Link: WHAT? Leave me alone. Firstly, I had to kiss RUTO for 5 MINUTES. THAT IS SCARY BEYOND ALL REASONING. NEXT, I HAVE TO KISS ALL OF THE GODDESSES FOR 4 HOURS. AND I HAD TO MARRY DIN. THAT IS WRONG.
Onox: Hey, marry the other sisters as well.
Everyone: ONOX!
Onox: That's right. It's me.
Din: *Slap* Shut up you *******.
Onox: *Cries* You're right. I am a *******. Why? CUZ I HAD NO FATHER.
Everyone: AWWWWWWW.
Nayru: Hey Link wanna come over to my place after this 1-week sleepover?
Link: I guess......
Ruto: Everyone, I've got a song to sing.
Zelda; Everyone, I'm letting a 5 minute break from this castle, to go to errrrrr Link's house while Ruto sings her song. We can still hear her so let's go.
Link: Why my house again?
Zelda: Because you have a good house. And you know the other reason.
Link: Let's go.
They leave to Link's house. Very big. Very big indeed.
At the castle.
Song: ( Be with you, I think)
Linky poo, you know my situation. Sometimes I know you get impatient Trying to get you, but having problems With those others trying to get you.
Link: Ahhh. My secret room.
Girls: THERE HE IS. LINK LINK COME TO ME!
Link: AHHHHHH.
Link: AHHH. MY backup secret room.
Girls: THERE HE IS. LINK LINK PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME.
Link: AHHHHHHHHH.
Ruto: HI
EVERYONE: AHHHHH
Song: ( How I used to be)
I'm not crazy I'm just a lonely fish princess I know, right now, ya don't care. But stay a while and then maybe you'll see, a different side of me. (Dlink: Me?) I'm not crazy I'm just a little lonely I know, right now ya can't see. But soon enough you'll be thinking of me, And how I used to be.
I. Know. Looking into the future. Trying not to see. Loo-king looking at the beautiful Beautiful face of Link. Then I think, Someday he will think of me And then I sleep
I'm not crazy I'm just a lonely fish princess I know, right now, ya don't care. But stay a while and then maybe you'll see, a different side of me. (Dlink: Me?) I'm not crazy I'm just a little lonely I know, right now ya can't see. But soon enough you'll be thinking of me, And how I used to be.
Will this party get any more sane? Who will Prince Marth bring? What will happen next? Just R&R and wait. I'm updating ASAP. Most likely tomorrow.
Ruto: But I'm not crazy
Author: We know. We know.
Warning: This chapter is long, and has some censored swears.
Party in the house
Chapter 5 The long break
Zelda: WE will now be taking a break from that AWFUL AND LONG DARE made by Kirby. We will be singing and dancing now.
Everyone except Link: YAY.
Link: (Better run while I have the chance) *Slips away*
Random Girl: Oh, I'll ask him to dance with me.
RG: No, I WILL.
Zelda: Girls girls. THIS IS MY LINK HE'S MINE AND YOU ARE NOT TAKING HIM SO BUZZ OFF.
Din: NO. HE IS SO MINE.
Nayru: Come on. He's mine. You saw how he was blushing when I hugged and kissed him.
Farore: I again feel left out. (Maybe I had better look for Link while everyone else is arguing. Hehe) (A/N Very smart Farore).
In the Kokiri Forest
Link: *Pant* Finally. HOME.
At the Castle.
Zelda: People. Link and Farore are now officially missing.
All the girls: CHASE LINK.
In the Kokiri Forest
Link: Time to lay down and relax. No girls around. This is the type of weekend for me.
Farore: But not for me.
Link: AHHHHHHHHHH. *Gets up and run to lost woods*
Farore: EH. *Farore's Wind*
Link: Whew.
Farore: Still think you can escape me?
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE HORROR. FARORE??!!!! What are you doing here?
Farore: What are YOU doing here?
Link: Avoiding all the girls.
Farore: Yes. I'm here cuz I'm the only one not fighting.
Link: Please don't reveal my location.
Farore: I won't if you do me a favor.
Link: What?
Farore: You give me another kiss.
Link: ..........ok.
So Farore and Link makeout for hours until.....
Search Party: Hey I found Link and he's ummmmmmmmm........ Yea. Nayru, Din?
Link: O.o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Farore: What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Farore's Wind*
Nayru: What is going on?
SP: Well Link was making out with Farore.
Din: ...........................
Farore comes back and then takes Link away.
Nayru:.............................
Back at the castle
Zelda: Since Link is away we'll SING SONGS.
Kirby: Yo 50 Cent. Can you sing this song?
50 Cent: Sure. I was bored.
(A/N If someone sings a song that doesn't always mean they wrote it. Remember that BEFORE you flame me.)
Song goes like this: (From Welcome to Atlanta)
Bum bum bum bathum. Bum bum bum bathoomp. Bum bum bum bathum. Techno music plays.
Welcome to Hyrule where the archers arch And the swordsmen fight And the heroes save Thugs out in the street Such as Ganondorf And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Welcome to Termina where the clocktown ticks The moon starts falling And the heroes save Thugs out in the street Like Majora's Mask. And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Welcome to Atlanta where the players play And the heroes come to Save the day. Thugs out in the street Making very heavy money And parties don't stop 'till eight in the mornin.
Everyone: WOHOOOOOOOOOO.
Clapping.
Ganondorf: I AM NOT A THUG. I AM INSULTED.
Kenny: mmmmMMMMmmm mm mMm m mm Mm mm mm mMMMmm mmmmM MMMm.
Evanescence: I see. Alright. If you like it that much.
Song: (from Bring me to Life by Evanescence)
Piano music.
Howwwww can you Seeeeeee into my Eyessssssss like open doooooorrrssssssss Leadddddd me down into your heart. And show me the amazing LOVE. Save me from the EVIIILLLLL. My SPIRIT'S SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD. Until you find me and save me. I will Wait....... Techno music.
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CANT WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS........
KNOW that I know who Link really is. You can't just LEAVE me BREATHE into me and MAKE ME REAL. BRING ME Toooooooooo..............................
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CAN'T WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS
RETURN TO ME. FROZEN INSIDE WITHOUT YOUR TOUCH WITHOUT YOUR LOVE LINKY. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE ME FROM THE DARKNESS PURE
Link: ALL OF THIS TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE. KEPT IN THE DARK. BUT YOU WERE NEVER CALLIN ME.
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING A THOUSAND YEARS IT SEEMS. GOT TO OPEN MY EYES TO EVERYTHING.
Link: Without a voice, without thought, without a soul. Don't let me die here. Because I ....
Bring ME TO LI........
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE. I CAN'T WAKE UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAVE ME
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM EVIL. WAKE ME UP
LET MY MIND TO REST I CAN'T WAKE UP
BEFORE I HE DOES KILL ME
SAVE ME
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING OF DARKNESS
RETURN TO ME.........................
Everyone: WOOOOHOOOOOOO. WAIT. IT'S LINK!!!
Link: Uh oh.
Girls start to chase Link until....
Dlink: NO.
Girls: HUH?
Dlink: Get away Link I'll handle this.
Link: Thanks a bunch.
Girls: Eh. He's still a shadow Link. Chase Dlink!
DLink: AHHHHH *Hugged and kissed*.
Dlink: Hey Eminem a little help here?
Eminem: Sure.
Song: (Lose yourself by Eminem)
Cool guitar music Eminem: His hand's bloody, arms weak, Running away. From the terror of the very scary GIRL SCOUTS And so looking around for a place to hide, a place to sleep more peacefully
Placing careful thought as to where to hide. The girls are starting to catch up to him. And so oh there goes gravity, Oh Link's so yakkity Oh he's so chased around Oh he's so tired And Oh he's so loved And so he won't
LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU WANT NEVER EVER LOSE SIGHT OF LINK. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT. DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET LINK THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME. YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC THE MOMENT YOU WANT NEVER EVER LOSE SIGHT OF LINK. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT. DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET LINK THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
Dlink: Thank you EMINEM. THANK YOU.
Eminem: No prob.
Girls: LINK! LINK! MUST GET LINK!
Dlink: Cya.
Amy: I HAVE A SONG TO SING. WELLLLLLLLLL
Sonic: Don't Amy
Amy: WELLLLLLLLLLL
Sonic: I mean it AMY DON'T SING IT.
Amy: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.
Sonic: Jeez I never understood why I fell for her
Song: (Kyle's mom by South Park the Movie) Amy: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sonic's my love that's right my love Sonic's my love my love my love And he's fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast to all the boys and girls.
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Amy: Thank you.
Kelly Clarkson: HI. I'm Kelly Clarkson
Ruben Studder: And I'm Ruben Studder. Let's sing.
Zelda: WE need a pianist people.
Shadow: That'd be me.
Sonic: You play Piano?
Shadow: Yeah.
All the "Main Character" Girls go to stage to sing. Soloist: Kelly.
Song: (I know I can by I forgot sry)
Piano
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Yakkity yak yak yak then.. (A/N The interesting and Funny Part :) )
Little Kirby do your thing. ^-^) (^'-'^) (v^-^v) Prince Marth hold your hands you're a king. (Woo hoo) Princess Zelda when you're man gives you your ring then They'll sing "She's my QUEEN"
(A/N You like that don't you?)
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Kelly: I know I can
Group: I know I can.
Kelly: Be what I wanna be
Group: Be what I wanna be
Kelly: If I work hard at it
Group: If I work hard at it
Kelly: I'll be where I wanna be
Group: I'll be where I wanna be
Everyone: OOOHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHOHHHHH OH HHHHHH OHHHH.
Ruben: Save the music Y'all. Save the music Y'all. Save the music.
Clapping of hands.
Marth: Great. Spectacular. I haven't had this much entertainment for a while.
Zelda: Oh, hi Marth.
Marth: Sup everyone.
Everyone: It's goin good. Please stay. This partay is gonna last a WHOLE WEEK.
Marth: Really? THEN THEN. I CAN BRING MY FRIENDS. Tommorrow. Cya.
Everyone: Cya.
Link: *Pant*
Girls: Link!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link collapses on the floor. All the girls go to touch him. Then..
Cloud: LINK NOOOO.
Cloud Summons the Knights of the Round Table.
Cloud: It appears that half of these girls are hired incognetoed Redeads.
50 Cent: Little Kirby do your thing.
Kirby: ^-^) (^'-'^) (v^-^v)
Redeads: NOOOOOOOOO. *Melts*
Ganon: I dub thee sir Kirby the king of evil and torture.
Kirby: YAY. 'O'
Kirby copies the power of the Redead.
Kirby: More songs. More songs.
BEP: Aight. People, we got a surprise for you girls who love Link. (A/N Every girl in the castle). Shadow, will you conduct the violin section?
Shadow: Kool.
Sonic: Shadow, do you play every instrument?
Shadow: Hell yea. I had to do something other than do crime.
Song: (Where is the Love by Black Eyed Peas)
Shadow: 1
Shadow: 2..3...go
Violins: Bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Plays e strings. Bum. Bum bum bum bum. Bum bum bum bum. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun.
What's wrong with Hyrule Link? People livin like they don't got no Link. I think they're just addicted to the sinking. Only attracted to thing that'll bring you N'SYNC. Overborders, yeah, we try to stop Terrorism. But we still got terrorists here living In the Hyrule-A, the big Geur-u-dos The Bloods and The Crips and the LLL (Link's Laughing Lovers) But if you only have love for your own Link, Then you only leave space to compete for Link And to compete only generates insults, And when you insult you're bound to get irate. Malice is what you demonstrate And that's exactly how insults works and operates. Brother, you gotta love just to set it straight. Take control of your mind and meditate. Let your soul gravitate to the love y'all y'all
Evil killing, people dying Children Hurt and you hear them crying Can you beat Ganon like you preach. And would you turn the other cheek? (*Wink*)
Linky Linky Linky Help us, Send some guidance from your heart. Cuz Sages got me got me questioning, WHERE IS THY LOVE?
Where is my Link (My Link) Where is my Link (My Link) Where is the love, the love, the love.
It just ain't the same, not unchanged New days are strange, is Hyrule insane? If love and peace is so strong Why are there piece of love that don't belong Nations dropping bombs Chemical gasses filling lungs of little ones With the ongoing suffering as the youth die young. So ask yourself is the hero really gone? So could I ask myself really what is going on? In this world that we living in people keep on giving in Making wrong decisions, only visions of them gain rupees. Not respecting each other, deny thy admirer. A war is going on but the reason's undercover. If you never know Link then you never know Love. Where my Link y'all come on Everyone: I don't know Where's the truth y'all come on Everyone: I don't know Where's the Love y'all.
Malon singing, people dying (A/N I hope you get this.) Din is going out with Link. Can you practice what you preach, And would you turn the other cheek (*Wink*)
Linky Linky Linky Helps us Send some guidance from your heart Cuz sages got me got me questioning, Who is YOUR love?
Where is the love (The love) Where is the love (The love) Where is the love, The love, the loves
I feel the weight of Hyrule on my shoulder As I'm getting older, y'all, people gets meaner Most of us only care about rupee makin Selfishness got us following our own direction. Wrong information always shown by the Media Truer information on the net is the criteria Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema Yo', whatever happened to the value of that precious Link, Whatever happened to the fairness in sharing Linky. Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity Lack of understanding, leading lives to backstabbing That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down. There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under Gotta go and get my Link alive to lovers abound.
People killing, people dying Children hurt and you hear them crying Can you practice what yo preach. And would you turn the other cheek?
Farore, Nayru, Din help us Send some guidance from above, Cuz sages got me got me questioning WHERE IS THE LINK?
Where is the Love? Everyone: Right here Where is the Link? Link: Right here. Where is the Goddesses? Everyone: Up there.
(A/N IN review tell me about whether you liked the songs.)
Link: Yo' Linkin' Park. Can you play *Whispers*
Linkin Park: Sure.
Song: (In the End by Linkin' Park)
Linkin': Shadow, you mind being Piano?
Shadow: I'll be glad to.
Piano with djing.
Random person: Who da DJ?
Everyone looks at Sephiroth, already Djing.
Sephiroth: Hey, I can DJ.
Introduction.
It starts with..... One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Link is a precious thing Watch him use time as the pendulum swings Watch him beat bosses to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal *Gasps* Link, you didn't look out below Watch you get thrown right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even That there were girls after you just to Watch you goooooo You kept everything inside and even though you tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to them will eventually, be a memory of a time you
TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR. BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER YOU HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAATTEEEEERRRRRRRRR
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way they were mocking others Acting like you were a part of their property Rememberin all the times they fought each other I'm surprise IT GOT SO FAR Things aren't the way they were before Although they would recognize you anymore Not that they were bad people But it all comes back to me IN THE END
You kept everything inside, and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually, be a memory of a time
YOU TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER YOU HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAATTTEERRRRRR.
I've put my trust, in you I've pushed as far as I can go For all this, There's only one thing I will ask
I've put my trust, in you I've pushed as far as I can go For all this, There's only one thing I will ask
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MMMAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Music begins to fade............
Zelda: Chase LINK!!!!!!
Link gets playfully tackled by Romani, then gets pulled around by the girls.
Din comes back
Din: Hey everyone. I'm gonna show you something EVIL.
Everyone: What?
Din starts to........ That's right. BREAKDANCE.
Everyone: GASP
Din does the windmill, 1990's, flares, air flares, backward flips, handstands, one-handed handstands, headstands, etc.
Everyone: That is SOOOO evil.
Link: She does really dance.
Everyone: O.o
Link: WHAT? Leave me alone. Firstly, I had to kiss RUTO for 5 MINUTES. THAT IS SCARY BEYOND ALL REASONING. NEXT, I HAVE TO KISS ALL OF THE GODDESSES FOR 4 HOURS. AND I HAD TO MARRY DIN. THAT IS WRONG.
Onox: Hey, marry the other sisters as well.
Everyone: ONOX!
Onox: That's right. It's me.
Din: *Slap* Shut up you *******.
Onox: *Cries* You're right. I am a *******. Why? CUZ I HAD NO FATHER.
Everyone: AWWWWWWW.
Nayru: Hey Link wanna come over to my place after this 1-week sleepover?
Link: I guess......
Ruto: Everyone, I've got a song to sing.
Zelda; Everyone, I'm letting a 5 minute break from this castle, to go to errrrrr Link's house while Ruto sings her song. We can still hear her so let's go.
Link: Why my house again?
Zelda: Because you have a good house. And you know the other reason.
Link: Let's go.
They leave to Link's house. Very big. Very big indeed.
At the castle.
Song: ( Be with you, I think)
Linky poo, you know my situation. Sometimes I know you get impatient Trying to get you, but having problems With those others trying to get you.
Link: Ahhh. My secret room.
Girls: THERE HE IS. LINK LINK COME TO ME!
Link: AHHHHHH.
Link: AHHH. MY backup secret room.
Girls: THERE HE IS. LINK LINK PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME.
Link: AHHHHHHHHH.
Ruto: HI
EVERYONE: AHHHHH
Song: ( How I used to be)
I'm not crazy I'm just a lonely fish princess I know, right now, ya don't care. But stay a while and then maybe you'll see, a different side of me. (Dlink: Me?) I'm not crazy I'm just a little lonely I know, right now ya can't see. But soon enough you'll be thinking of me, And how I used to be.
I. Know. Looking into the future. Trying not to see. Loo-king looking at the beautiful Beautiful face of Link. Then I think, Someday he will think of me And then I sleep
I'm not crazy I'm just a lonely fish princess I know, right now, ya don't care. But stay a while and then maybe you'll see, a different side of me. (Dlink: Me?) I'm not crazy I'm just a little lonely I know, right now ya can't see. But soon enough you'll be thinking of me, And how I used to be.
Will this party get any more sane? Who will Prince Marth bring? What will happen next? Just R&R and wait. I'm updating ASAP. Most likely tomorrow.
Ruto: But I'm not crazy
Author: We know. We know.