"Aww man! Shun you got branded!" "Yeah ya know what's really cool; I can go
into a voluntary coma." "Shun, you can just make yourself go into a coma if
there is too much pain!" "Yup, takes a lot of training, but it's worth it."
Ikki walks in and spots Seiya and Shun talking. "Hey Baby, how's it
hanging?" "Shun made himself go in a coma when he got branded!" "Seiya you
jackass!" Ikki picks up Shun and takes him to his room. "You made yourself
go into a coma! What the hell were you thinking Baby?" "I thought that by
doing that I wouldn't feel pain, but then these aliens tried sucking my
brain out, and I had to wake up or I would get my head bitten off by a..."
"Just stop, I don't want to hear it." Ikki and Shun went to the kitchen,
and then Hyoga went up to Ikki and said. "Ikki you do know Shun has a
tattoo, right? Dude it's so cool! It's a skull with a knifes as crossbones,
and a rattle snake curled up in the left eye socket, and blood dripping
from the skulls mouth, and it's flaming too!" "SHUN! You have a tattoo
also! How did you get one? I mean you're not even old enough." "Umm.... I
forgot." Then Shiryu piped in and said "Come to think of it, Shun you also
have a car, you're only 13, and you can buy alcoholic beverages, smoke
cigarettes, see rated R movies." "That only means one thing" "What's that
Seiya?" "Fake ID" "..." "Shun I need to talk to you" Ikki drags Shun
upstairs. "Fake ID, give it to me, now!"
"Ok" Shun hands the Id to Ikki and looks at him with
this big, sad eyes. "Gomen Niisan." "I don't
understand, Baby, why would you have a fake ID?" "To
piss people off." "What has gotten in to you, you're
never like this?" "I don't know?" "Listen Baby, is
because I haven't been paying attention to you?"
"Kinda, I mean you missed my big game. You weren't
there, I looked everywhere for you. But then I had to
walk home, and I saw you with some girl." "Holy
shniky! I totally forgot about you're game! Listen
Baby, I'm so sorry, I totally forgot!" "Yeah right"
"No, I'm serious, I didn't mean to forget." "Nobody
pays attention to the shrimp. I'm not a shrimp I'm
just vertically challenged." Ikki laughed, "Well,
that's one way to put it, shrimpy." Then Shun took a
recliner out of no where and broke it on Ikki's head.
"I'm not a shrimp!" "Ok, ok, I'm sorry." Ikki picked
up Shun and said "I'm going to Shaka's temple to
train, do you want to come?" "Yeah" "Alright come on"
Once there Shaka saw Shun and said "Why did ya bring
shorty?" Shun pulled a computer out of no where and
broke it on Shaka's head. "I'm not short! I'm just
vertically challenged" Shaka cracked up laughing.
"Cute brother ya got there Ikki." Just then they
heard a loud crash, Shun was there with a pipe
wrapped around his head. "Holy shit! What have you
done?" "Watch you're mouth around Shun. So tell me
Baby, how did this happen?" "Umm... I lost my gravity,
and then I slammed into the pipes , and then I got my
gravity back." Ikki laughed and picked up Shun. "How
do you come up with these things?" Shaka removed the
pipe from Shun's head. "I don't know." "Baby, you are
just too cute" "Ikki you want to get to training
now." "Sure" While training Shaka asked Shun to throw
him a rock. Shun threw the rock, and Shaka screamed
and ducked. "Da...ng, kid you throw hard." "Thanks,
that was only my right hand. I'm a lefty." "Holy
shizit!" "Niisan won't let me play for the pros,
they're begging him to let me play." "I think he is
just too young." "I bet social services can change
your mind." "Don't even bring that up! You do realize
they can take you away from me." "Why would they do
that?" "You can take this one, Shaka." "Listen
Kiddo, social services can, and will take you away
from Ikki, and Ikki made a good choice not letting
you join the pros, they would take you away faster
than you can turn around. Ikki is what 18, and you're
only what 10." "13" "My point is Ikki doesn't want
you taken away from him." "So that's why you're so
protective of me? Isn't it." "Yes" "Do you think
they have a satellite, and watching me as we speak?"
"I don't know." In a secret HQ social services are
spying on Shun. "He knows too much...Get him". Down
back to the three saints, Ikki looks at Shun who is
getting tired, "Come on Baby, it's getting late."
Shaka carries little Shun inside. The next morning
Ikki and Shaka are eating breakfast. Ikki peers in
another room and finds Shun eating sugar cubes in a
bowl of Jolt soda.(mmm my favorite.) Ikki laughs as
he sees his brother. "Come on, we better leave, we
don't want Shaka mad"
"Ok" Shun hands the Id to Ikki and looks at him with
this big, sad eyes. "Gomen Niisan." "I don't
understand, Baby, why would you have a fake ID?" "To
piss people off." "What has gotten in to you, you're
never like this?" "I don't know?" "Listen Baby, is
because I haven't been paying attention to you?"
"Kinda, I mean you missed my big game. You weren't
there, I looked everywhere for you. But then I had to
walk home, and I saw you with some girl." "Holy
shniky! I totally forgot about you're game! Listen
Baby, I'm so sorry, I totally forgot!" "Yeah right"
"No, I'm serious, I didn't mean to forget." "Nobody
pays attention to the shrimp. I'm not a shrimp I'm
just vertically challenged." Ikki laughed, "Well,
that's one way to put it, shrimpy." Then Shun took a
recliner out of no where and broke it on Ikki's head.
"I'm not a shrimp!" "Ok, ok, I'm sorry." Ikki picked
up Shun and said "I'm going to Shaka's temple to
train, do you want to come?" "Yeah" "Alright come on"
Once there Shaka saw Shun and said "Why did ya bring
shorty?" Shun pulled a computer out of no where and
broke it on Shaka's head. "I'm not short! I'm just
vertically challenged" Shaka cracked up laughing.
"Cute brother ya got there Ikki." Just then they
heard a loud crash, Shun was there with a pipe
wrapped around his head. "Holy shit! What have you
done?" "Watch you're mouth around Shun. So tell me
Baby, how did this happen?" "Umm... I lost my gravity,
and then I slammed into the pipes , and then I got my
gravity back." Ikki laughed and picked up Shun. "How
do you come up with these things?" Shaka removed the
pipe from Shun's head. "I don't know." "Baby, you are
just too cute" "Ikki you want to get to training
now." "Sure" While training Shaka asked Shun to throw
him a rock. Shun threw the rock, and Shaka screamed
and ducked. "Da...ng, kid you throw hard." "Thanks,
that was only my right hand. I'm a lefty." "Holy
shizit!" "Niisan won't let me play for the pros,
they're begging him to let me play." "I think he is
just too young." "I bet social services can change
your mind." "Don't even bring that up! You do realize
they can take you away from me." "Why would they do
that?" "You can take this one, Shaka." "Listen
Kiddo, social services can, and will take you away
from Ikki, and Ikki made a good choice not letting
you join the pros, they would take you away faster
than you can turn around. Ikki is what 18, and you're
only what 10." "13" "My point is Ikki doesn't want
you taken away from him." "So that's why you're so
protective of me? Isn't it." "Yes" "Do you think
they have a satellite, and watching me as we speak?"
"I don't know." In a secret HQ social services are
spying on Shun. "He knows too much...Get him". Down
back to the three saints, Ikki looks at Shun who is
getting tired, "Come on Baby, it's getting late."
Shaka carries little Shun inside. The next morning
Ikki and Shaka are eating breakfast. Ikki peers in
another room and finds Shun eating sugar cubes in a
bowl of Jolt soda.(mmm my favorite.) Ikki laughs as
he sees his brother. "Come on, we better leave, we
don't want Shaka mad"
