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Party in the house
Chapter 7 Me, myself, and Aeris
Zelda: Chase LINK!
All Link girls chase Link
Aeris: SEAL EVIL.
All girls chasing Link freeze
Link: HUH?
Aeris: Run now. This doesn't last forever.
Link: Ok.
Link runs to the kokiri forest again.
Link: *Pant* I need to exercise. Aeris sure did do the job.
Aeris: Yep I did.
Link: AHHH!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Don't worry. I'm not after you (He is so hot).
Dlink: Aeris, don't start laying on Link.
Link: Huh?
Aeris: Dlink, can I talk to you privately?
Dlink: Ok...
In Saria's house
Aeris: Dlink, don't mess this up. I know you can read my mind.
Dlink: Come on. Really. I thought you loved Cloud, or Sephiroth.
Aeris: Yea, but Link is SOOO CUTE.
Dlink: I see. Well, a word of caution. There are already 5 others going after him. And don't go for me if Link chooses someone else.
Areis: But you're his shadow. You're cute too.
Dlink: Awwww. *Blushing* You really think so?
Aeris: Yea.
Dlink: Well, I'm kinda like safety net. Cuz five girls, Link can only choose one. The girls will go for me if they aren't chosen by Link.
Link: Whatcha talkin about?
Aeris: ummmmm. Secret.
Link: What?
Aeris: Secret.
Link: Ok then.
Dlink: Link, I need to talk to you. In private.
Link: Ok.......
In Link's house
Dlink: Link, Aeris likes you.
Link: Oh great. Another girl to my "Run away list"
Dlink: Yea.
Link: Let's go back.
Back outside
Aeris: Link, where to now?
Link: Maybe to Termina would be good.
Dlink: Do you know how to get to Termina?
Link: Sure. *Plays song of Soaring*
Link, DLink and Aeris are transported to the owl statue in Clocktown.
Dlink: Holy cow, we're in clocktown.
Link: Let's go to the stock pot inn.
Dlink: Good idea
At the stock pot inn
Anju: hello hello. *Gasps* LINK! Kafei, he's here!
Kafei: Link, where have you been?
Link: Nowhere.
Kafei: And WHY IS AERIS WITH YOU? I'm very suspicious.
Aeris: Oh, I just followed him.
Kafei: K. We have plently of rooms. I presume you want a room without being tattled on correct?
Dlink: Yea. Just for one night.
Anju: Ok.
Link: Oh, and here are 200 rupees.
Kafei: WOW. Thanks Link. That'll buy us food for a week.
Link: No prob.
Back at the castle
Zelda: Link and Aeris is officially gone. So is Dlink.
Sk: I think they're in clocktown.
Zelda: How do you know?
Sk: Kafei told me. They rented a room in the stock pot inn.
Zelda: we are going to Termina!
Ylink: Wait. I can get you there in a flash. *Plays song of soaring*
They land on the clocktown owl statue.
Sk: WHOA. You definitely learned some tricks.
At the stock pot inn
Zelda: Hi Anju.
Anju: Hi Zelda. Everyone is here now.
Zelda: Everyone?
Anju: Link, Dlink and Aeris rented a room here.
Zelda: THANK FOR THE INFO. Here, 1000 rupees.
Anju:.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: And 50 more for the rent.
They go to Link's rented room. Dlink is sleeping there.
Zelda: DLINK WAKE UP.
Dlink: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Zeda: WHERE IS LINK AND AERIS?
Dlink: I d-d-don't know. Honest to god.
Zelda: Is he telling the truth?
Dark Archon: No.
SLAP!
Zelda: Tell me the truth.
Dlink: FINE. I think he and Aeris went to go to the Author's house.
Zelda: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO IT. *Slaps Dlink*
Dlink: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Zelda: For not taking of Link.
Everyone goes to Author's house.
Dlink: Suckers.
Link: That was great Dlink. Thanks.
Aeris: Thank you Dlink. *Small kiss*
Dlink: *Blushing* :)
At the author's house
Zelda: Where is Link and Aeris?
Author: At the stock pot inn.
Zelda: What??!!!!
Author: Dlink lied to you.
Zelda: HOW?
Author: You never ever asked the Dark archon if he was lying when he said FINE.
Zelda: GRRRRRRRRR.
Back in the room at stock pot inn
Link: You know, we might need to now.
Aeris: You're right but before we leave.....
They get closer and kiss in the lips.
Dlink: Beautiful.
Zelda: I'm COMING TO GET YOU LINK!!
Link: HOW THE **** THEY GET HERE SO FAST?
Dlink: You're younger self, Ylink was with them.
Then suddenly, a recall spell was cast at them.
The Arbiter was in Hyrule, next to Zelda's Castle.
Link: WOW. We're in Zelda's castle. Thanks Danimoth.
Danimoth: No prob.
In Zelda's castle
Zelda: THERE HE IS LINK!!!!!!!!
Link: Oh boy.
Zelda: NO WAIT. It's time to go to sleep.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO
Zelda: J/K. It's time to announce who's gonna slee p with who.
Zelda: WE do have 6 more days.
Eveyrone: YAY.
Zelda: Now I have many rooms. The rooms will be NON-GAY.
Zelda's room: Zelda and Link :) Room 1: Sora and Kairi and Ruto and Saria and Tifa and Aeris and Romani and Malon and Mido. Room 2: Cloud, Kirby, Marth, Roy, and some random Hyrulian girl. Also Sonic, Shadow and Amy Room 3: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy and a hydralisk Room 4: Jim, Artanis, Zreatul, Tassadar, and Infesetd Kerrigan.
Duke Devlin: Sup people. Don't forget about me. *Twirls hair like usual*
Zelda: Well, you and your fan girls can sleep in the dining room. Everyoone else is to leave. But come back tommorrow. NOW CHASE LINK!!!!
Link: AHHHHHHH.
Duke: Girls help him.
Later that night
Link: I'm gonna take a shower and ABSOLUTELY NO PEEKING.
Cloud: I call I'm after Link
Sora: I call after Cloud.
All the Girls: OKAY.
Zelda: Girls, I have done something evil. I have placed cameras In the BATHROOM.
Girls: GASP
Aeris: REALLY? WHOA. PIRVIRTED.
Link Girls: *Swoon* *Dreamy* Link......
Link when in, and took a quick shower.
Cloud went in, but.....
Cloud: HAHAHAHAHA. Good one Zelda. Link didn't even know.
Zelda: *GASPS* How did you know?
Cloud: I have my sources. Aeris, I know you're there too. Skullkid, you're gay. And I know you're there Kairi to watch Sora. Don't deny it Ansem. You're gay as well.
Kairi: ANSEM!!!!!
Ansem: WHAT?
Zelda: IS he lying?
Dark archon: Can't tell. He's shrouded by darkness. I suggest you kick him out anyways.
Cloud: Tifa, I know you just walked into the room. AND NO. Sonic is not here Amy.
Zelda: Cloud, you scare me.
Cloud: I know. My source is a tattletale. Tatl and Tael.
Zelda: Cloud, are you gonna shower or not?
Cloud: Fine.
Cloud takes a shower.
Sora comes in.
Sora: Time to take another shower. (I know they're looking.) Girls please, no peeking.
Zelda: DID CLOUD TELL YOU?
Sora: Yes. I'll take the shower anyways.
Kairi was entranced.
After the showers were done, they were bored.
Zelda: Let's go to sleep. We're all bored.
They slept in their assigned rooms.
Next Chapter is the second day. R&R. Please review. I've only gotten one review for this so far. Maybe more, but not much. Tell me if you like this story so far. Next chapter is gonna be hilarious.
Party in the house
Chapter 7 Me, myself, and Aeris
Zelda: Chase LINK!
All Link girls chase Link
Aeris: SEAL EVIL.
All girls chasing Link freeze
Link: HUH?
Aeris: Run now. This doesn't last forever.
Link: Ok.
Link runs to the kokiri forest again.
Link: *Pant* I need to exercise. Aeris sure did do the job.
Aeris: Yep I did.
Link: AHHH!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Don't worry. I'm not after you (He is so hot).
Dlink: Aeris, don't start laying on Link.
Link: Huh?
Aeris: Dlink, can I talk to you privately?
Dlink: Ok...
In Saria's house
Aeris: Dlink, don't mess this up. I know you can read my mind.
Dlink: Come on. Really. I thought you loved Cloud, or Sephiroth.
Aeris: Yea, but Link is SOOO CUTE.
Dlink: I see. Well, a word of caution. There are already 5 others going after him. And don't go for me if Link chooses someone else.
Areis: But you're his shadow. You're cute too.
Dlink: Awwww. *Blushing* You really think so?
Aeris: Yea.
Dlink: Well, I'm kinda like safety net. Cuz five girls, Link can only choose one. The girls will go for me if they aren't chosen by Link.
Link: Whatcha talkin about?
Aeris: ummmmm. Secret.
Link: What?
Aeris: Secret.
Link: Ok then.
Dlink: Link, I need to talk to you. In private.
Link: Ok.......
In Link's house
Dlink: Link, Aeris likes you.
Link: Oh great. Another girl to my "Run away list"
Dlink: Yea.
Link: Let's go back.
Back outside
Aeris: Link, where to now?
Link: Maybe to Termina would be good.
Dlink: Do you know how to get to Termina?
Link: Sure. *Plays song of Soaring*
Link, DLink and Aeris are transported to the owl statue in Clocktown.
Dlink: Holy cow, we're in clocktown.
Link: Let's go to the stock pot inn.
Dlink: Good idea
At the stock pot inn
Anju: hello hello. *Gasps* LINK! Kafei, he's here!
Kafei: Link, where have you been?
Link: Nowhere.
Kafei: And WHY IS AERIS WITH YOU? I'm very suspicious.
Aeris: Oh, I just followed him.
Kafei: K. We have plently of rooms. I presume you want a room without being tattled on correct?
Dlink: Yea. Just for one night.
Anju: Ok.
Link: Oh, and here are 200 rupees.
Kafei: WOW. Thanks Link. That'll buy us food for a week.
Link: No prob.
Back at the castle
Zelda: Link and Aeris is officially gone. So is Dlink.
Sk: I think they're in clocktown.
Zelda: How do you know?
Sk: Kafei told me. They rented a room in the stock pot inn.
Zelda: we are going to Termina!
Ylink: Wait. I can get you there in a flash. *Plays song of soaring*
They land on the clocktown owl statue.
Sk: WHOA. You definitely learned some tricks.
At the stock pot inn
Zelda: Hi Anju.
Anju: Hi Zelda. Everyone is here now.
Zelda: Everyone?
Anju: Link, Dlink and Aeris rented a room here.
Zelda: THANK FOR THE INFO. Here, 1000 rupees.
Anju:.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: And 50 more for the rent.
They go to Link's rented room. Dlink is sleeping there.
Zelda: DLINK WAKE UP.
Dlink: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Zeda: WHERE IS LINK AND AERIS?
Dlink: I d-d-don't know. Honest to god.
Zelda: Is he telling the truth?
Dark Archon: No.
SLAP!
Zelda: Tell me the truth.
Dlink: FINE. I think he and Aeris went to go to the Author's house.
Zelda: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO IT. *Slaps Dlink*
Dlink: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Zelda: For not taking of Link.
Everyone goes to Author's house.
Dlink: Suckers.
Link: That was great Dlink. Thanks.
Aeris: Thank you Dlink. *Small kiss*
Dlink: *Blushing* :)
At the author's house
Zelda: Where is Link and Aeris?
Author: At the stock pot inn.
Zelda: What??!!!!
Author: Dlink lied to you.
Zelda: HOW?
Author: You never ever asked the Dark archon if he was lying when he said FINE.
Zelda: GRRRRRRRRR.
Back in the room at stock pot inn
Link: You know, we might need to now.
Aeris: You're right but before we leave.....
They get closer and kiss in the lips.
Dlink: Beautiful.
Zelda: I'm COMING TO GET YOU LINK!!
Link: HOW THE **** THEY GET HERE SO FAST?
Dlink: You're younger self, Ylink was with them.
Then suddenly, a recall spell was cast at them.
The Arbiter was in Hyrule, next to Zelda's Castle.
Link: WOW. We're in Zelda's castle. Thanks Danimoth.
Danimoth: No prob.
In Zelda's castle
Zelda: THERE HE IS LINK!!!!!!!!
Link: Oh boy.
Zelda: NO WAIT. It's time to go to sleep.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO
Zelda: J/K. It's time to announce who's gonna slee p with who.
Zelda: WE do have 6 more days.
Eveyrone: YAY.
Zelda: Now I have many rooms. The rooms will be NON-GAY.
Zelda's room: Zelda and Link :) Room 1: Sora and Kairi and Ruto and Saria and Tifa and Aeris and Romani and Malon and Mido. Room 2: Cloud, Kirby, Marth, Roy, and some random Hyrulian girl. Also Sonic, Shadow and Amy Room 3: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy and a hydralisk Room 4: Jim, Artanis, Zreatul, Tassadar, and Infesetd Kerrigan.
Duke Devlin: Sup people. Don't forget about me. *Twirls hair like usual*
Zelda: Well, you and your fan girls can sleep in the dining room. Everyoone else is to leave. But come back tommorrow. NOW CHASE LINK!!!!
Link: AHHHHHHH.
Duke: Girls help him.
Later that night
Link: I'm gonna take a shower and ABSOLUTELY NO PEEKING.
Cloud: I call I'm after Link
Sora: I call after Cloud.
All the Girls: OKAY.
Zelda: Girls, I have done something evil. I have placed cameras In the BATHROOM.
Girls: GASP
Aeris: REALLY? WHOA. PIRVIRTED.
Link Girls: *Swoon* *Dreamy* Link......
Link when in, and took a quick shower.
Cloud went in, but.....
Cloud: HAHAHAHAHA. Good one Zelda. Link didn't even know.
Zelda: *GASPS* How did you know?
Cloud: I have my sources. Aeris, I know you're there too. Skullkid, you're gay. And I know you're there Kairi to watch Sora. Don't deny it Ansem. You're gay as well.
Kairi: ANSEM!!!!!
Ansem: WHAT?
Zelda: IS he lying?
Dark archon: Can't tell. He's shrouded by darkness. I suggest you kick him out anyways.
Cloud: Tifa, I know you just walked into the room. AND NO. Sonic is not here Amy.
Zelda: Cloud, you scare me.
Cloud: I know. My source is a tattletale. Tatl and Tael.
Zelda: Cloud, are you gonna shower or not?
Cloud: Fine.
Cloud takes a shower.
Sora comes in.
Sora: Time to take another shower. (I know they're looking.) Girls please, no peeking.
Zelda: DID CLOUD TELL YOU?
Sora: Yes. I'll take the shower anyways.
Kairi was entranced.
After the showers were done, they were bored.
Zelda: Let's go to sleep. We're all bored.
They slept in their assigned rooms.
Next Chapter is the second day. R&R. Please review. I've only gotten one review for this so far. Maybe more, but not much. Tell me if you like this story so far. Next chapter is gonna be hilarious.