Disclaimer: I do not own the Legend of Zelda, starcraft, Final Fantasy VII-
X, Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, pokemon or Super Smash Brothers
Melee.
Party in the house
Chapter 9 The Truth or Dare 2
Zelda: I'm bored. Everyone to my room.
In Zelda's room
Zelda turns on Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Link: What the.......
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Eveyrone gets sucked in to the TV.
Gannon: Where are we?
Lin: You are in the TV world. Channel "video". Occupied by Super Smash Brothers Melee. Now go FIGHT in Lake Hylia.
Ruto: Sweet.
All are transported to Lake Hylia.
Ganondorf: HYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA. (Warlock Punch)
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cloud: What does this red and white ball do? *Throws at Ganon*
Gannon: Do'h
Lugia and Ho-oh appear.
Lugia: *Roar*
Ho-oh: *Sacred Fire*
Lin: New items are here. (Lin and Link are different people. I made up Lin. Funny story how I got it) Red crystals=Summon gems. Green crystals= Materia spells. You will learn a spell to use forever in the match. Purple=Skills. Skills are automatic, so you don't have to do anything. Black= Help from a random character for rest of match. Blue= life recovery.
Cloud: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's a red crystal. *Throws randomly, hits Zelda by accident* Whoops. Hehe. Sorry.
Ground starts shaking, the lake gets surrounded by a circle.
Tifa: Oh boy.
Aeris: That's familiar
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT-NOT-NOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CLOUD, YOU EVIL MEAN EVIL MEANIE.
Cloud: Oooooooh YAY.
A knight comes out of nowhere, and kills everyone except Cloud.
This repeats 11 more times, then....
Cloud: Sup King Arthur.
King Arthur: Sup Cloud. Happy to help ya again.
Zelda: King Arthur?
Arthur: Ya know, I wouldn't dare hit you at all, but I owe a favor to Cloud so. *Slashes everyone except Cloud* Cya Cloud. Peace
Cloud: Peace Arthur.
King Arthur vanishes.
Sephroth: Another red crystal. *Throws at Aeris accidentally* Whoops. Sorry Aeris.
Aeris: *Blushing*
A comet appears out of nowhere and hits everyone except Sephiroth.
Eveyrone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
More fighting
Seph: I win HAHAHAHAHA.
Aeris: No you didn't . *Slap*
Seph losees his balance and falls off the stage and loses his last stock.
Aeris: Yay. I WIN. I win!
???: No, you haven't.
Aeris: What?
Cloud: I'm sorry Aeris but..*Raises his sword behind Aeris*
Aeris: CLOUD?!???!!!!! O.o
Slash
Cloud: *Pant*
They go back.
Aeris: Cloud! YOU MEANIE. WHY? *Starts pounding on Cloud*
Cloud: Aeris, you're punches don't hurt me.
Aeris: Oh yea? *Punch*
Cloud: Nope, that didn't hurt.
Aeris: :( You're so mean today.
Cloud:............
Zelda: Chase CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *Runs* Oh shoot.
All girls chase Cloud. Boys try to stop Cloud.
Seph: No no Cloud. Stay here. *Slash*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHH. *Runs past Seph*
Sora: *Summons Dumbo* Dumbo, shoot your water from thy nose.
Dumbo: *Shoots water*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHH. *Jumps out of the way*
Cloud was close to the gates of the castle until suddenly, another figure comes out of nowhere blocking the way.
This figure had Jet-Black spikey hair. Just like Cloud, except Jet Black. He had armor of Cloud, but had a skin like Dlink. Instead of green mako eyes, he had blue eyes. He drew a blue sword, aka Ultimate Weapon. Cloud drew his Apocalypse sword.
They dueled, and when everyone caught up, Cloud was victorious.
Zelda: Who's that?
Dcloud: I'm Dark Cloud.
Cloud: I have no time to be with you. *Runs* CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Sup Cloud.
Cloud: I need help badly. *Mob of girls approach*
Cid: I see. They angry, crushed, or both?
Cloud: I can't tell.
Cid: Hop on anyways.
The girls caught up in the ship anyways.
It was like hide and seek. Cloud kept hiding. Until he was cornered near the deck.
Tifa: There he is!
Girls: He's so handsome. And tough. And strong.
Cloud: *Backs away, to the edge of the railing* (I guess they got me. Wait a lake!) CID!. There's a lake nearby. Take us there.
Zelda: Lake Hylia!!!! Get him now before he jumps!
All the girls start running. They reach edge of Lake Hylia. Cloud then jumps on the railing.
Cloud: *Turns around and gives thumbs up* *Wink* *Jump*
Everyone: CLOUD!
Mido: *Pushes Sora* HAHA
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone: SORA!
Ganon: *Pushes Mido*
Everyone: MIDO!
Impa: *Pushes Ganon*
Everyone: GANON!
Sonic: Oh well, better jump off before I get pushed off. *Jumps. Shadow does the same*
Everyone: SONIC! SHADOW!
They all land on the back of Valefor.
Yuna: Good Job Valefor.
All the boys who just fell: WHOA.
Valefor brings them down.
People on ship: Cid, take us down.
Cid: Alrighty.
Everyone got together around a campfire.
Zeldas: That was fun.
Cloud: Yea. So Dcloud, how did you become born?
Dclou: When Seph started going out with Aeris in high school, then you got dark thoughts about Seph.
Everyone looks at Seph and Aeris
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Seph likes Aeris *Repeats over and over*.
Seph and Aeris: *Blushing furiously*
Mido: They're even BLUSHING.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Sephi and Aeris sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s- i-n-g.
Seph: *Fuming*
Some dark voice: Shut up I can't sleep.
Seph: Thanks some random Dark Voice
Dark Voice: You're welcome. *Light reveals to be Mewtwo trying to sleep* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Tifa: So Aeris, you went out with the guy that killed you?
Aeris: This was high school. BEFORE he killed me.
Tifa: *Giggling*
Aeris: This is not FUNNY.
Mewtwo: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I UNLEASH MIMI.
Everyone: *Gasp* The dreaded MIMI.
Mewtwo: Shut up.
Zelda: Fine then we'll just move..
Mewtwo: SHUT UP ALREADY.
Zelda: OKAY OKAY. We're moving.....
Mewtwo: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DON'T EVER SHUT UP.
Everyone left without saying anything.
Zelda: We now playing Truth or Dare. God I love that game. Kirby is TO BE EXCLUDED
Everyone: YAY.
Author: No, he is to play.
Zelda: Fine.
Gather around circle. More players this time.
Zelda: I start off. *Looks at Link dreamily* Truth or Dare Link?
Link: (I got a bad feeling about this.) This time, Dare.
Zelda: I dare you to date me right now. It's still evening.
Link:..................................
Zelda: Let's go! *Takes Link by the hand and nearly drags him out*
Link: Sora Truth or Dare?
Sora: Dare.
Link: GO on a date with Kairi. Cya.
Sora and Kairi start to blush.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh. Sora likes Kairi. *repeats over and over*
Sora: *Embarrased* Come on Kairi, let's go.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOh. *Giggles* Hehehehe. *Gasp* They're even HOLDING HANDS!
Sora and Kairi were holding hands.
Sora: Hold on to my hands, Kairi.
Kairi: *Blushing* O-o-okay Sora.
Then suddenly music by Hikaru starts playing.
Everyone: O.o
Hikaru: WHAT?? I love it everytime those two are together. It's very romantic. Selphie, Tidus, or Wakka wouldn't wanna miss this. *Kairi and Sora blush even more*. O.o God you people are gay. *Is recalled by Danimoth's recall ability*
Wakka, Selphie and Tidus: Hey Sora!
Sora: *gulp*!
Wakka: Sora. *Whispers in ear* Good job Sora. You picked the right girl.
Selphie: *Whispers in ear* Kairi, you're going out with Sora? Wow. That is so romantic.
Sora: Saria, Truth or Dare?
Saria: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Dare.
Sora: I dare you to go out with Mido. Cya.
Sora and Kairi leave quickly, teased even more.
Saria: ............
Mido: *Drools*
Saria: Cloud, Truth or Dare?
Cloud: Dare.
Saria: I dare you to go out with YUFFIE. Cya
Saria and Mido leave, just close together, nothing "Special".
Cloud:....................
Yuffie: Let's go.
Cloud: Seph, Truth or Dare?
Seph: Dare.
Zelda: WHAT IS WITH THE DARES PEOPLE? IF YOU WANT DATES, WE'LL PLAY THE DATING GAME AFTERWARDS.
Cloud: Go date Aeris. Cya
Seph and Aeris blush were facing the other direction. Everyone notices.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Seph and Aeris. On a date.
Seph: Shut up.
Aeris: Let's go quickly and end this.
Seph: Fine. Kenny, Truth or Dare?
Kenny: Dare.
Seph: Go on a date with Romani. Cya
Seph and Aeris leave, HOLDING HANDS.
Kenny: MMMMMMMMMMMmmm mMm m mmMMmM mM MMM mMMm mm.
Romani: Cartman, can you come with us to translate?
Cartman: Sure.
Kenny: * Extremely Mufled* Kyool? Troo oo Doo?
Kyle: Dare Kenny.
Kenny: MMMMM mmmm m MMM mMmM mm MMMm M.
Kyle:...........................
Everyone: WHAT WHAT?
Cartman: Kenny just dared Kyle to go out with Wendy.
Everyone: *Gasps*
Wendy: ...........................
Kenny: M M
Cartman: Kyle, welcome to your most embarassing day. Wendy, Kyle likes you.
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Hehe. Let's go
Cartman, Kenny and Romani leave.
Wendy: Kyle? You like me? Why didn't you tell me?
Kyle: It's hard to tell someone you like them. You do know that right?
Wendy: Let's go and spend a great time.
Kyle: Stan, Truth or Dare?
Stan: Dare.
Kyle: Go date Malon. Cya
Kyle and Wendy leave, holding hands.
Stan: Ganon, Truth or Dare?
Ganon: Dare.
Stan: Date Impa. Cya
Ganon:.................. Sonic, Truth or Dare?
Sonic: I'll take a dare.
Ganon: Amy. Cya
Leaves with Impa.
Sonic:........... *Turns around to see Amy, smiling and blushing*
Amy: YAY. Finally. Sonic can go out with me.
Sonic: Jim, Truth or Dare?
Jim: Dare.
Sonic: Go with Kerrigan.
Jim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sonic: I mean normal Kerrigan. Cya
Jim: Oh. Zeratul?
Zreatul: Truth.
Jim: Do you have a crush on anyone.
Zeratul: No.
Jim: K
Jim leaves with Normal Kerrigan.
Zeratul: Tassadar?
Tass: Dare.
Zeratul: Go on a date with Ruto.
Tass: K.
Goes out with Ruto, forgetting to ask Kirby his Truth or Dare.
Kirby, Shadow and Zeratul are left. Artanis went home, Marth and Roy are asleep. Nab and Raruru are in the kitchen.
Zeratul: I've got an evil prank. All of those daters, we can spy on them. I've sent observer cameras to spy on each of them.
Shadow: Observer?
Zeratul: Invisible droids that record, and do the jobs of a camera and studies.
Shadow: Invisible? Cool.
Zeratul: It can only be seen to the one with keen eyes.
Zeratul: Let's go check on my multi-screen TV.
First screen: Link and Zelda
Link: Where do ya wanna go my Royal Zeldness? *Giggles with Zelda*
Zelda: *Laughing* Haha. Oh stop it Link. It's just too funny.
Link: I've got an idea. *Plays Epona's song* Let's go look for your horse and go horseriding.
Zelda: Link, what a great and romantic idea.
Zeratul: I'm even getting this all on tape.
Kirby: Zeratul! So EVIL. I like that.
Zeratul: Keep this a secret and I'll give you copies of this.
Shadow: Sonic is gonna be SO MAD. :)
Second Screen: Sora and Kairi
Sora: Hey Kairi. Where do ya wanna go?
Kairi: I don't know. Maybe we could go drawing. I saved some chalk
Sora: Ok Kairi. Let's go. *Holds hands*
Marth: That kid sure is good. He's younger than me and he knows more about love and romance than me.
Shadow: Marth!
Zeratul: Keep this a secret, and I'll give you a copy of this tape to study from.
Marth: (Thank Din.) Finally. That's a done deal. I can go learn without being publically embarrased.
Sora: Hey Kairi, watch me. *Sora glides in the air*
Kairi: Sora, you can glide. That's amazing. *Hug*
Sora: -_-
Marth: *Taking notes* This is great. Note: Impress girl with supernatural ability.
Screen Three: Saria and Mido
Mido: Where do ya wanna go Saria?
Saria: I don't know *Gloomy*.
Mido: Come on Saria. Let's go to your house.
Saria: Ok.
Zeratul: That's where Sora and Kairi are drawing pictures.
Marth: *More notes* Jeez. I'm learning a LOT.
Shadow: O.o
Screen Four: Cloud and Yuffie
Yuffie is practicing punching, kicking and using Ninja Weapons on trees.
Cloud:..................
Yuffie: Oh come on Cloud. I'm not all that bad am I?
Cloud: *Sigh* No.
Yuffie: Cloud, why don't you like being called a blond?
Cloud: Cuz I'm not a blond.
Yuffie: Ok. Hya! *More punches and kicks*
Cloud: *Hands in face*
Yuffie: Cloud, do something. Let's go spy on Kairi and Sora.
Cloud: That'd be interesting.
Meanwhile, Mido and Saria go to her house, but discover Sora and Kairi are already in it, so they hide and spy on Sora and Kairi.
Cloud and Yuffie spot Mido and Saria.
They see each other.
Cloud: Truce
Mido: Done
Yuffie: Let's spy on Kairi and Sora together.
Saria: Ok.
Marth: Oh man. This is starting make sense.
Shadow: Just shut up and take notes.
Marth: Alright man.
Sora: Let's draw pictures of each other.
Kairi: Ok.
Eventually everone comes to spy on Sora and Kairi.
Marth: Ok. Everyone spy on you=Mr. Popular.
Shadow: Thanks for mentioning the obvious.
Marth: No prob.
Shadow: (OMG)
They tell deadly secrets that would ruin their lives if it got out.
Sora: So Kairi, how do you think of my picture?
Kairi: *Giggles* Silly. Here I'll help. *Draws some more*
Sora: (Wow. I'm on a date with Kairi. :) The best day of my life so far.) *Wink*
Kairi: *Blushes* (Sora winked at me again. This is so great. I wish this could last forever.)
Zelda: Did I just see Sora wink at Kairi?
Link: Yep.
Marth: Note to self: Wink often.
Shadow: Yeah. That's good advice.
Kairi: *Stops* Sora. Do you feel like we're being watched?
Sora: Who'd watch us?
Kairi: I don't know, and that's why I'm scared.
Sora: Ok Kairi, I'll go out and check.
Sora goes out. Then....
Kairi: *Scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sora: KAIRI???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Goes back in*
The others see by looking through window.
Cloud: Let's let the loverboy handle this by himself.
Zelda: Yeah.
Sora: Kairi!!!!!!!!!!.
Kairi: Sora!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
Heartless.
Sora: *Draws Keyblade, then kills all the heartless.*
Kairi: Sora. The heartless. But how?
Sora: I don't know, but they're gone now.
Marth: Note: Save date from black evil heartless.
Shadow: Good info. Very important. *sarcastically*
Marth: Thanks.
Kairi: SORA! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Sora: Huh?
The man who studied darkness. The man who used darkness. The man who was responsible for Riku's strange behaviors. The man who almost killed Sora. That was Ansem, standing right behind Sora, with the keyblade that unlocks people's heart. And struck.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Kairi: SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Draws her wooden sword to attack Ansem*
But instead of Sora's wooden sword, it instantly became the Oblivion Keyblade.
Ansem: *Hit by Kairi* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *Vanishes*
Kairi: Sora! SORA!!!!!!!!!!
Sora disappeared, for he lost his heart.
A heartless replaced him. Then more heartless.
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sora then creapt behind Kairi. Kairi recognized him.
Kairi: Sora. You've protected me. It's now time for me to protect you. *Kairi covers him*
The heartless swarmed over Kairi. But then a light appeared and destroyed all the heartless.
Kairi was not hugging closely the body of a shadow heartless, but instead was Sora returned to normal.
Sora: Kairi, you saved me from darkness. My heart was almost completely consumed, but then I heard your voice. And our light broke through the darkness.
Link: What is that gibberish he's talking about?
Zelda: I don't know.
Marth: Note: Heart consumed, use light to break through. Have hearts connected to break through darkness.
Shadow: YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THAT DOWN?
Marth: Yep.
Zelda: Come on let's go.
They all enter on Sora and Kairi.
Sora and Kairi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Why is everyone here?
Saria: Cuz for about the last....
Zelda: 2 hours.
Saria: 2 hours, we've been spying on you.
Sora: *gulp*
Fizzing of electiricity. An observer breaks down, and reveals itself.
Zelda: What is it?
Danimoth: It's an observer.
Everyone: I Danimoth. What's an observer?
Danimoth: A mechanical drone than is invisible. It cn record, sense, etc. Like an invisible remote control camera. Let's see. REVEAL YOURSELVES OBSERVERS.
More observser are revealed.
Danimoth: Let me check and....... ZERATUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON THESE PEOPLE?
Zeratul: Ummmmm. ERRRRRRRRRRRRR. Yea.
Danimoth: HAVE YOU RECORDED THIS?
Zeratul: You'll probably kill me but yes.
Zelda: *Gasps*
Danimoth: Who here has muttered a secret to their date that is NOT supposed to be heard by anyone else?
Everyone told a deep dark secret, and they all raised their hands.
Danimoth: Observers can detect ALL sounds. As long as a sound is made, it can be picked up by the observer. Now, all Zeratul has to do is rewind, and turn the volume up on that specific noise. In other words, your secret.
Marth: Hi everyone.
Everyone: MARTH!!!!!!!!
Marth: I wrote everything down. I even used the copy Zeratul gave me and posted it on the internet. The second it was posted, one million people uhhhhhhhh.... what was that word? Oh yea. "Downloaded" the recording.
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *Weep* I told Link my deepest secrets too. Not quietly either..........
Girls: Zeratul, you give us a copy and we don't kill you.
Zeratul: Done.
Shadow: Hi Sonic.
Sonic: *Gulp* Sh-Sh-Shadow!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Yep. I watched the WHOLE THING. With my friend Kirby here.
Zelda: Everyone back to the castle.
Nabooru & Rauru: Hey sup people. We watched all of it too. Yes your Royal Zeldness. HAHHAHHAAAHHA
Zelda: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
The Secrets have been recorded, and downloaded by one million people. What's gonna happen next? Who the hell is Lin? What has Prince Marth learned? What is gonna happen on day three? Will Hikaru ever stop playing that song every time Sora and Kairi are together?
Hikaru: Chances of that happening=the chance of Rauru stops overeating. And I love Romance.
Author: Then you'd say it's a "Slim" chance not a "Fat" chance don't ya think?
Link: *Laughing* HAHHAHAHAH. I get it.
Rauru: NOT FUNNY.
R&R this chapter. Next chapter very soon. I thank the people who have reviewed.
Party in the house
Chapter 9 The Truth or Dare 2
Zelda: I'm bored. Everyone to my room.
In Zelda's room
Zelda turns on Super Smash Brothers Melee.
Link: What the.......
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Eveyrone gets sucked in to the TV.
Gannon: Where are we?
Lin: You are in the TV world. Channel "video". Occupied by Super Smash Brothers Melee. Now go FIGHT in Lake Hylia.
Ruto: Sweet.
All are transported to Lake Hylia.
Ganondorf: HYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA. (Warlock Punch)
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cloud: What does this red and white ball do? *Throws at Ganon*
Gannon: Do'h
Lugia and Ho-oh appear.
Lugia: *Roar*
Ho-oh: *Sacred Fire*
Lin: New items are here. (Lin and Link are different people. I made up Lin. Funny story how I got it) Red crystals=Summon gems. Green crystals= Materia spells. You will learn a spell to use forever in the match. Purple=Skills. Skills are automatic, so you don't have to do anything. Black= Help from a random character for rest of match. Blue= life recovery.
Cloud: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's a red crystal. *Throws randomly, hits Zelda by accident* Whoops. Hehe. Sorry.
Ground starts shaking, the lake gets surrounded by a circle.
Tifa: Oh boy.
Aeris: That's familiar
Sephiroth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT-NOT-NOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. CLOUD, YOU EVIL MEAN EVIL MEANIE.
Cloud: Oooooooh YAY.
A knight comes out of nowhere, and kills everyone except Cloud.
This repeats 11 more times, then....
Cloud: Sup King Arthur.
King Arthur: Sup Cloud. Happy to help ya again.
Zelda: King Arthur?
Arthur: Ya know, I wouldn't dare hit you at all, but I owe a favor to Cloud so. *Slashes everyone except Cloud* Cya Cloud. Peace
Cloud: Peace Arthur.
King Arthur vanishes.
Sephroth: Another red crystal. *Throws at Aeris accidentally* Whoops. Sorry Aeris.
Aeris: *Blushing*
A comet appears out of nowhere and hits everyone except Sephiroth.
Eveyrone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
More fighting
Seph: I win HAHAHAHAHA.
Aeris: No you didn't . *Slap*
Seph losees his balance and falls off the stage and loses his last stock.
Aeris: Yay. I WIN. I win!
???: No, you haven't.
Aeris: What?
Cloud: I'm sorry Aeris but..*Raises his sword behind Aeris*
Aeris: CLOUD?!???!!!!! O.o
Slash
Cloud: *Pant*
They go back.
Aeris: Cloud! YOU MEANIE. WHY? *Starts pounding on Cloud*
Cloud: Aeris, you're punches don't hurt me.
Aeris: Oh yea? *Punch*
Cloud: Nope, that didn't hurt.
Aeris: :( You're so mean today.
Cloud:............
Zelda: Chase CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: *Runs* Oh shoot.
All girls chase Cloud. Boys try to stop Cloud.
Seph: No no Cloud. Stay here. *Slash*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHH. *Runs past Seph*
Sora: *Summons Dumbo* Dumbo, shoot your water from thy nose.
Dumbo: *Shoots water*
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHH. *Jumps out of the way*
Cloud was close to the gates of the castle until suddenly, another figure comes out of nowhere blocking the way.
This figure had Jet-Black spikey hair. Just like Cloud, except Jet Black. He had armor of Cloud, but had a skin like Dlink. Instead of green mako eyes, he had blue eyes. He drew a blue sword, aka Ultimate Weapon. Cloud drew his Apocalypse sword.
They dueled, and when everyone caught up, Cloud was victorious.
Zelda: Who's that?
Dcloud: I'm Dark Cloud.
Cloud: I have no time to be with you. *Runs* CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Sup Cloud.
Cloud: I need help badly. *Mob of girls approach*
Cid: I see. They angry, crushed, or both?
Cloud: I can't tell.
Cid: Hop on anyways.
The girls caught up in the ship anyways.
It was like hide and seek. Cloud kept hiding. Until he was cornered near the deck.
Tifa: There he is!
Girls: He's so handsome. And tough. And strong.
Cloud: *Backs away, to the edge of the railing* (I guess they got me. Wait a lake!) CID!. There's a lake nearby. Take us there.
Zelda: Lake Hylia!!!! Get him now before he jumps!
All the girls start running. They reach edge of Lake Hylia. Cloud then jumps on the railing.
Cloud: *Turns around and gives thumbs up* *Wink* *Jump*
Everyone: CLOUD!
Mido: *Pushes Sora* HAHA
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Everyone: SORA!
Ganon: *Pushes Mido*
Everyone: MIDO!
Impa: *Pushes Ganon*
Everyone: GANON!
Sonic: Oh well, better jump off before I get pushed off. *Jumps. Shadow does the same*
Everyone: SONIC! SHADOW!
They all land on the back of Valefor.
Yuna: Good Job Valefor.
All the boys who just fell: WHOA.
Valefor brings them down.
People on ship: Cid, take us down.
Cid: Alrighty.
Everyone got together around a campfire.
Zeldas: That was fun.
Cloud: Yea. So Dcloud, how did you become born?
Dclou: When Seph started going out with Aeris in high school, then you got dark thoughts about Seph.
Everyone looks at Seph and Aeris
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Seph likes Aeris *Repeats over and over*.
Seph and Aeris: *Blushing furiously*
Mido: They're even BLUSHING.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Sephi and Aeris sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s- i-n-g.
Seph: *Fuming*
Some dark voice: Shut up I can't sleep.
Seph: Thanks some random Dark Voice
Dark Voice: You're welcome. *Light reveals to be Mewtwo trying to sleep* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Tifa: So Aeris, you went out with the guy that killed you?
Aeris: This was high school. BEFORE he killed me.
Tifa: *Giggling*
Aeris: This is not FUNNY.
Mewtwo: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I UNLEASH MIMI.
Everyone: *Gasp* The dreaded MIMI.
Mewtwo: Shut up.
Zelda: Fine then we'll just move..
Mewtwo: SHUT UP ALREADY.
Zelda: OKAY OKAY. We're moving.....
Mewtwo: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DON'T EVER SHUT UP.
Everyone left without saying anything.
Zelda: We now playing Truth or Dare. God I love that game. Kirby is TO BE EXCLUDED
Everyone: YAY.
Author: No, he is to play.
Zelda: Fine.
Gather around circle. More players this time.
Zelda: I start off. *Looks at Link dreamily* Truth or Dare Link?
Link: (I got a bad feeling about this.) This time, Dare.
Zelda: I dare you to date me right now. It's still evening.
Link:..................................
Zelda: Let's go! *Takes Link by the hand and nearly drags him out*
Link: Sora Truth or Dare?
Sora: Dare.
Link: GO on a date with Kairi. Cya.
Sora and Kairi start to blush.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh. Sora likes Kairi. *repeats over and over*
Sora: *Embarrased* Come on Kairi, let's go.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOh. *Giggles* Hehehehe. *Gasp* They're even HOLDING HANDS!
Sora and Kairi were holding hands.
Sora: Hold on to my hands, Kairi.
Kairi: *Blushing* O-o-okay Sora.
Then suddenly music by Hikaru starts playing.
Everyone: O.o
Hikaru: WHAT?? I love it everytime those two are together. It's very romantic. Selphie, Tidus, or Wakka wouldn't wanna miss this. *Kairi and Sora blush even more*. O.o God you people are gay. *Is recalled by Danimoth's recall ability*
Wakka, Selphie and Tidus: Hey Sora!
Sora: *gulp*!
Wakka: Sora. *Whispers in ear* Good job Sora. You picked the right girl.
Selphie: *Whispers in ear* Kairi, you're going out with Sora? Wow. That is so romantic.
Sora: Saria, Truth or Dare?
Saria: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Dare.
Sora: I dare you to go out with Mido. Cya.
Sora and Kairi leave quickly, teased even more.
Saria: ............
Mido: *Drools*
Saria: Cloud, Truth or Dare?
Cloud: Dare.
Saria: I dare you to go out with YUFFIE. Cya
Saria and Mido leave, just close together, nothing "Special".
Cloud:....................
Yuffie: Let's go.
Cloud: Seph, Truth or Dare?
Seph: Dare.
Zelda: WHAT IS WITH THE DARES PEOPLE? IF YOU WANT DATES, WE'LL PLAY THE DATING GAME AFTERWARDS.
Cloud: Go date Aeris. Cya
Seph and Aeris blush were facing the other direction. Everyone notices.
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Seph and Aeris. On a date.
Seph: Shut up.
Aeris: Let's go quickly and end this.
Seph: Fine. Kenny, Truth or Dare?
Kenny: Dare.
Seph: Go on a date with Romani. Cya
Seph and Aeris leave, HOLDING HANDS.
Kenny: MMMMMMMMMMMmmm mMm m mmMMmM mM MMM mMMm mm.
Romani: Cartman, can you come with us to translate?
Cartman: Sure.
Kenny: * Extremely Mufled* Kyool? Troo oo Doo?
Kyle: Dare Kenny.
Kenny: MMMMM mmmm m MMM mMmM mm MMMm M.
Kyle:...........................
Everyone: WHAT WHAT?
Cartman: Kenny just dared Kyle to go out with Wendy.
Everyone: *Gasps*
Wendy: ...........................
Kenny: M M
Cartman: Kyle, welcome to your most embarassing day. Wendy, Kyle likes you.
Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Hehe. Let's go
Cartman, Kenny and Romani leave.
Wendy: Kyle? You like me? Why didn't you tell me?
Kyle: It's hard to tell someone you like them. You do know that right?
Wendy: Let's go and spend a great time.
Kyle: Stan, Truth or Dare?
Stan: Dare.
Kyle: Go date Malon. Cya
Kyle and Wendy leave, holding hands.
Stan: Ganon, Truth or Dare?
Ganon: Dare.
Stan: Date Impa. Cya
Ganon:.................. Sonic, Truth or Dare?
Sonic: I'll take a dare.
Ganon: Amy. Cya
Leaves with Impa.
Sonic:........... *Turns around to see Amy, smiling and blushing*
Amy: YAY. Finally. Sonic can go out with me.
Sonic: Jim, Truth or Dare?
Jim: Dare.
Sonic: Go with Kerrigan.
Jim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sonic: I mean normal Kerrigan. Cya
Jim: Oh. Zeratul?
Zreatul: Truth.
Jim: Do you have a crush on anyone.
Zeratul: No.
Jim: K
Jim leaves with Normal Kerrigan.
Zeratul: Tassadar?
Tass: Dare.
Zeratul: Go on a date with Ruto.
Tass: K.
Goes out with Ruto, forgetting to ask Kirby his Truth or Dare.
Kirby, Shadow and Zeratul are left. Artanis went home, Marth and Roy are asleep. Nab and Raruru are in the kitchen.
Zeratul: I've got an evil prank. All of those daters, we can spy on them. I've sent observer cameras to spy on each of them.
Shadow: Observer?
Zeratul: Invisible droids that record, and do the jobs of a camera and studies.
Shadow: Invisible? Cool.
Zeratul: It can only be seen to the one with keen eyes.
Zeratul: Let's go check on my multi-screen TV.
First screen: Link and Zelda
Link: Where do ya wanna go my Royal Zeldness? *Giggles with Zelda*
Zelda: *Laughing* Haha. Oh stop it Link. It's just too funny.
Link: I've got an idea. *Plays Epona's song* Let's go look for your horse and go horseriding.
Zelda: Link, what a great and romantic idea.
Zeratul: I'm even getting this all on tape.
Kirby: Zeratul! So EVIL. I like that.
Zeratul: Keep this a secret and I'll give you copies of this.
Shadow: Sonic is gonna be SO MAD. :)
Second Screen: Sora and Kairi
Sora: Hey Kairi. Where do ya wanna go?
Kairi: I don't know. Maybe we could go drawing. I saved some chalk
Sora: Ok Kairi. Let's go. *Holds hands*
Marth: That kid sure is good. He's younger than me and he knows more about love and romance than me.
Shadow: Marth!
Zeratul: Keep this a secret, and I'll give you a copy of this tape to study from.
Marth: (Thank Din.) Finally. That's a done deal. I can go learn without being publically embarrased.
Sora: Hey Kairi, watch me. *Sora glides in the air*
Kairi: Sora, you can glide. That's amazing. *Hug*
Sora: -_-
Marth: *Taking notes* This is great. Note: Impress girl with supernatural ability.
Screen Three: Saria and Mido
Mido: Where do ya wanna go Saria?
Saria: I don't know *Gloomy*.
Mido: Come on Saria. Let's go to your house.
Saria: Ok.
Zeratul: That's where Sora and Kairi are drawing pictures.
Marth: *More notes* Jeez. I'm learning a LOT.
Shadow: O.o
Screen Four: Cloud and Yuffie
Yuffie is practicing punching, kicking and using Ninja Weapons on trees.
Cloud:..................
Yuffie: Oh come on Cloud. I'm not all that bad am I?
Cloud: *Sigh* No.
Yuffie: Cloud, why don't you like being called a blond?
Cloud: Cuz I'm not a blond.
Yuffie: Ok. Hya! *More punches and kicks*
Cloud: *Hands in face*
Yuffie: Cloud, do something. Let's go spy on Kairi and Sora.
Cloud: That'd be interesting.
Meanwhile, Mido and Saria go to her house, but discover Sora and Kairi are already in it, so they hide and spy on Sora and Kairi.
Cloud and Yuffie spot Mido and Saria.
They see each other.
Cloud: Truce
Mido: Done
Yuffie: Let's spy on Kairi and Sora together.
Saria: Ok.
Marth: Oh man. This is starting make sense.
Shadow: Just shut up and take notes.
Marth: Alright man.
Sora: Let's draw pictures of each other.
Kairi: Ok.
Eventually everone comes to spy on Sora and Kairi.
Marth: Ok. Everyone spy on you=Mr. Popular.
Shadow: Thanks for mentioning the obvious.
Marth: No prob.
Shadow: (OMG)
They tell deadly secrets that would ruin their lives if it got out.
Sora: So Kairi, how do you think of my picture?
Kairi: *Giggles* Silly. Here I'll help. *Draws some more*
Sora: (Wow. I'm on a date with Kairi. :) The best day of my life so far.) *Wink*
Kairi: *Blushes* (Sora winked at me again. This is so great. I wish this could last forever.)
Zelda: Did I just see Sora wink at Kairi?
Link: Yep.
Marth: Note to self: Wink often.
Shadow: Yeah. That's good advice.
Kairi: *Stops* Sora. Do you feel like we're being watched?
Sora: Who'd watch us?
Kairi: I don't know, and that's why I'm scared.
Sora: Ok Kairi, I'll go out and check.
Sora goes out. Then....
Kairi: *Scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sora: KAIRI???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Goes back in*
The others see by looking through window.
Cloud: Let's let the loverboy handle this by himself.
Zelda: Yeah.
Sora: Kairi!!!!!!!!!!.
Kairi: Sora!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
Heartless.
Sora: *Draws Keyblade, then kills all the heartless.*
Kairi: Sora. The heartless. But how?
Sora: I don't know, but they're gone now.
Marth: Note: Save date from black evil heartless.
Shadow: Good info. Very important. *sarcastically*
Marth: Thanks.
Kairi: SORA! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Sora: Huh?
The man who studied darkness. The man who used darkness. The man who was responsible for Riku's strange behaviors. The man who almost killed Sora. That was Ansem, standing right behind Sora, with the keyblade that unlocks people's heart. And struck.
Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Kairi: SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Draws her wooden sword to attack Ansem*
But instead of Sora's wooden sword, it instantly became the Oblivion Keyblade.
Ansem: *Hit by Kairi* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *Vanishes*
Kairi: Sora! SORA!!!!!!!!!!
Sora disappeared, for he lost his heart.
A heartless replaced him. Then more heartless.
Kairi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sora then creapt behind Kairi. Kairi recognized him.
Kairi: Sora. You've protected me. It's now time for me to protect you. *Kairi covers him*
The heartless swarmed over Kairi. But then a light appeared and destroyed all the heartless.
Kairi was not hugging closely the body of a shadow heartless, but instead was Sora returned to normal.
Sora: Kairi, you saved me from darkness. My heart was almost completely consumed, but then I heard your voice. And our light broke through the darkness.
Link: What is that gibberish he's talking about?
Zelda: I don't know.
Marth: Note: Heart consumed, use light to break through. Have hearts connected to break through darkness.
Shadow: YOU ACTUALLY WROTE THAT DOWN?
Marth: Yep.
Zelda: Come on let's go.
They all enter on Sora and Kairi.
Sora and Kairi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Why is everyone here?
Saria: Cuz for about the last....
Zelda: 2 hours.
Saria: 2 hours, we've been spying on you.
Sora: *gulp*
Fizzing of electiricity. An observer breaks down, and reveals itself.
Zelda: What is it?
Danimoth: It's an observer.
Everyone: I Danimoth. What's an observer?
Danimoth: A mechanical drone than is invisible. It cn record, sense, etc. Like an invisible remote control camera. Let's see. REVEAL YOURSELVES OBSERVERS.
More observser are revealed.
Danimoth: Let me check and....... ZERATUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON THESE PEOPLE?
Zeratul: Ummmmm. ERRRRRRRRRRRRR. Yea.
Danimoth: HAVE YOU RECORDED THIS?
Zeratul: You'll probably kill me but yes.
Zelda: *Gasps*
Danimoth: Who here has muttered a secret to their date that is NOT supposed to be heard by anyone else?
Everyone told a deep dark secret, and they all raised their hands.
Danimoth: Observers can detect ALL sounds. As long as a sound is made, it can be picked up by the observer. Now, all Zeratul has to do is rewind, and turn the volume up on that specific noise. In other words, your secret.
Marth: Hi everyone.
Everyone: MARTH!!!!!!!!
Marth: I wrote everything down. I even used the copy Zeratul gave me and posted it on the internet. The second it was posted, one million people uhhhhhhhh.... what was that word? Oh yea. "Downloaded" the recording.
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *Weep* I told Link my deepest secrets too. Not quietly either..........
Girls: Zeratul, you give us a copy and we don't kill you.
Zeratul: Done.
Shadow: Hi Sonic.
Sonic: *Gulp* Sh-Sh-Shadow!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: Yep. I watched the WHOLE THING. With my friend Kirby here.
Zelda: Everyone back to the castle.
Nabooru & Rauru: Hey sup people. We watched all of it too. Yes your Royal Zeldness. HAHHAHHAAAHHA
Zelda: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
The Secrets have been recorded, and downloaded by one million people. What's gonna happen next? Who the hell is Lin? What has Prince Marth learned? What is gonna happen on day three? Will Hikaru ever stop playing that song every time Sora and Kairi are together?
Hikaru: Chances of that happening=the chance of Rauru stops overeating. And I love Romance.
Author: Then you'd say it's a "Slim" chance not a "Fat" chance don't ya think?
Link: *Laughing* HAHHAHAHAH. I get it.
Rauru: NOT FUNNY.
R&R this chapter. Next chapter very soon. I thank the people who have reviewed.