Cast off! Did I tell you how I got stitches? By a pocket knife throwing
contest, slipped from my hand, and well you can guess the rest. Hee hee.
When Buddy and Ikki came home, Ikki was mad at Buddy
for getting a detention on his first day. "What did
you do to get detention on your first day?" "I called
my math teacher a crack whore." "I don't ever
remember dropping you on your head as a baby."
"That's funny because I can't remember anything more
then five years ago." "Five years ago, must have
been something from that." "Friday is parent-teacher
conference." "Shit, do I really have to go and listen
to your teacher talk about nothing for hours?" "I
don't know." On Friday Ikki went to the parent-
teacher conference, "Ikki it's great to see you take
interest in your brother's school work, you should
talk to history teacher she is really hot." "Hot you
say, I'm there!" "Hello I'm Buddy's history teacher,
Miss. Uramishama." "Yeah I'm his brother, Ikki."
"Buddy is getting into a lot of trouble, I also serve
as the detention monitor, he has been there every
day, and he is also struggling in my class." "Do all
the men think you're a total babe?" "Ikki, have you
been listening to me at all." "What were you
talking?" "I never noticed how strong you look."
"Watch this babe." Ikki lifted up her desk with one
hand. "O wow you're so strong, call me some time."
Once Ikki got to the math teacher, she was being a
total bitch. "Damn no wonder my brother hates you,
you're a fucken bitch!" "Excuse me?" "Your brother is
the rudest student I ever had; maybe he would be
better off living with out you!" "You bitch! I'm the
only family he has left, he needs me, I can take care
of him just fine, and maybe your students would like
you better if you weren't such a bitch, why don't you
go back whoring around!" Ikki stormed out the parents
congratulated Ikki for standing up to her. "Wow I
never had enough courage to talk to her like that,
good job" Then Ikki got to Buddy's science teacher,
"You want to know how your brothers doing?" "No, not
really" "I wish there were more parents like you, we
still have 15 minuets. Want some beer?" "I can't I'm
only 19, but that never stopped me before" "I was
just like you" "On second thought, I don't want to be
some fat man with a bad comb over." Ikki got home
and found Buddy sleeping on the couch. "Hey Buddy; I
think I can get you a good grade in history." "By
doing my teacher?" "Yeah, she likes me." The next day
Ikki called Buddy's teacher. "Hey Niisan door" "You
answer it I'm busy" When buddy answered the door he
was pretty surprised. "Miss. Uramishama! What are you
doing here? If it's about Thursday, it it it was a
prank, I...I...I didn't mean any harm." "Buddy what are
you talk... You did that! I'm still trying to get the
frog guts out of my desk!" "Buddy what is this shit
about frog guts?" "Umm... I don't know what you're
talking about." "I'm sorry about Buddy; he is just a
little too wild." "Niisan, I thought you were going
to my game." "Shit, I forgot, you don't mind if we go
to Buddy's game instead?" "No I guess I don't mind."
During Buddy's game his teacher Kikyo was amazed that
he could pitch so fast and so well. "I never new he
was so good." "He practices everyday, he loves
baseball." Buddy's game ended his team one. "Wow
Buddy you sure are good, you know the school has a
baseball team." "Really? Cool!" "Hey, thanks for
coming Kikyo, Buddy really wanted me to come." "Damn
strait I did" "Buddy seams to really love you; you
must be a great brother." "He is, sometimes he is a
real jerk like the time he..." "Buddy shut up!" "And
when he gets mad at me he makes me sleep outside!"
"Shut up!" "I had a little brother, he was a real
pain. He's in jail now." "Cool!" "Buddy, how is that
cool?" "I don't know." "You seem to put up with a lot
don't you?" "Yeah, but you can't help but love him."
"Niisan, I'm hungry, I want food." "Ikki, I think
I'll be going home now." "Buddy, it's time to go home
too come on." "But I'm hungry" "We can get some thing
to eat at home." They got home ate and tried watching
TV, but they had different ideas on what to watch,
"Niisan, I wanna watch Ren and Stimpy." "Too bad I
want to watch That 70s Show." "Ren and Stimpy is
funnier" "It's stupid!" "No it funny!" "Okay, okay!
We can watch your stupid show." "Yah!" "What is this?
A Moron marathon?" "Yeah, kinda." Pretty soon Buddy
fell asleep. "Why do I always have to carry him to
bed, little brat." Ikki got Buddy into bed, "Good
night Buddy, I love you." Ikki gently kissed Buddy's
forehead, and was about to leave. "Niisan?" "What's
wrong?" "Will you really give me up, and send me back
to the orphanage?" "No, who told you that?" "Seiya,
he said you told him you didn't really love me."
"That's not true; I would die before giving you up."
Ikki picked up Buddy and sat down on a near by chair.
"Seiya is just trying to get you upset." "Why?"
"Because, you're the youngest, people always try to
get the youngest upset." Buddy fell asleep in Ikki's
arms, and then Ikki fell asleep. (Aww, how cute.)
Chapter over. Please review.
When Buddy and Ikki came home, Ikki was mad at Buddy
for getting a detention on his first day. "What did
you do to get detention on your first day?" "I called
my math teacher a crack whore." "I don't ever
remember dropping you on your head as a baby."
"That's funny because I can't remember anything more
then five years ago." "Five years ago, must have
been something from that." "Friday is parent-teacher
conference." "Shit, do I really have to go and listen
to your teacher talk about nothing for hours?" "I
don't know." On Friday Ikki went to the parent-
teacher conference, "Ikki it's great to see you take
interest in your brother's school work, you should
talk to history teacher she is really hot." "Hot you
say, I'm there!" "Hello I'm Buddy's history teacher,
Miss. Uramishama." "Yeah I'm his brother, Ikki."
"Buddy is getting into a lot of trouble, I also serve
as the detention monitor, he has been there every
day, and he is also struggling in my class." "Do all
the men think you're a total babe?" "Ikki, have you
been listening to me at all." "What were you
talking?" "I never noticed how strong you look."
"Watch this babe." Ikki lifted up her desk with one
hand. "O wow you're so strong, call me some time."
Once Ikki got to the math teacher, she was being a
total bitch. "Damn no wonder my brother hates you,
you're a fucken bitch!" "Excuse me?" "Your brother is
the rudest student I ever had; maybe he would be
better off living with out you!" "You bitch! I'm the
only family he has left, he needs me, I can take care
of him just fine, and maybe your students would like
you better if you weren't such a bitch, why don't you
go back whoring around!" Ikki stormed out the parents
congratulated Ikki for standing up to her. "Wow I
never had enough courage to talk to her like that,
good job" Then Ikki got to Buddy's science teacher,
"You want to know how your brothers doing?" "No, not
really" "I wish there were more parents like you, we
still have 15 minuets. Want some beer?" "I can't I'm
only 19, but that never stopped me before" "I was
just like you" "On second thought, I don't want to be
some fat man with a bad comb over." Ikki got home
and found Buddy sleeping on the couch. "Hey Buddy; I
think I can get you a good grade in history." "By
doing my teacher?" "Yeah, she likes me." The next day
Ikki called Buddy's teacher. "Hey Niisan door" "You
answer it I'm busy" When buddy answered the door he
was pretty surprised. "Miss. Uramishama! What are you
doing here? If it's about Thursday, it it it was a
prank, I...I...I didn't mean any harm." "Buddy what are
you talk... You did that! I'm still trying to get the
frog guts out of my desk!" "Buddy what is this shit
about frog guts?" "Umm... I don't know what you're
talking about." "I'm sorry about Buddy; he is just a
little too wild." "Niisan, I thought you were going
to my game." "Shit, I forgot, you don't mind if we go
to Buddy's game instead?" "No I guess I don't mind."
During Buddy's game his teacher Kikyo was amazed that
he could pitch so fast and so well. "I never new he
was so good." "He practices everyday, he loves
baseball." Buddy's game ended his team one. "Wow
Buddy you sure are good, you know the school has a
baseball team." "Really? Cool!" "Hey, thanks for
coming Kikyo, Buddy really wanted me to come." "Damn
strait I did" "Buddy seams to really love you; you
must be a great brother." "He is, sometimes he is a
real jerk like the time he..." "Buddy shut up!" "And
when he gets mad at me he makes me sleep outside!"
"Shut up!" "I had a little brother, he was a real
pain. He's in jail now." "Cool!" "Buddy, how is that
cool?" "I don't know." "You seem to put up with a lot
don't you?" "Yeah, but you can't help but love him."
"Niisan, I'm hungry, I want food." "Ikki, I think
I'll be going home now." "Buddy, it's time to go home
too come on." "But I'm hungry" "We can get some thing
to eat at home." They got home ate and tried watching
TV, but they had different ideas on what to watch,
"Niisan, I wanna watch Ren and Stimpy." "Too bad I
want to watch That 70s Show." "Ren and Stimpy is
funnier" "It's stupid!" "No it funny!" "Okay, okay!
We can watch your stupid show." "Yah!" "What is this?
A Moron marathon?" "Yeah, kinda." Pretty soon Buddy
fell asleep. "Why do I always have to carry him to
bed, little brat." Ikki got Buddy into bed, "Good
night Buddy, I love you." Ikki gently kissed Buddy's
forehead, and was about to leave. "Niisan?" "What's
wrong?" "Will you really give me up, and send me back
to the orphanage?" "No, who told you that?" "Seiya,
he said you told him you didn't really love me."
"That's not true; I would die before giving you up."
Ikki picked up Buddy and sat down on a near by chair.
"Seiya is just trying to get you upset." "Why?"
"Because, you're the youngest, people always try to
get the youngest upset." Buddy fell asleep in Ikki's
arms, and then Ikki fell asleep. (Aww, how cute.)
Chapter over. Please review.