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Party in the house
(A/N this is a major Romance chapter. Hope you like)
Chapter 10 Dating troubles
Zelda: Now people. As per order of entertainment to the readers, we are to host a show, called the Dating Game. Only a few participants allowed. The following people are to follow me: Link, Me, Malon, Romani, Sora, Selphie, Riku, Tifa, Aeris, Seph, Cloud, Dlink, Dcloud, Ganondorf, Ruto, Kirby, Sonic, Amy, Ultima, Crystal, Atma, Diamond, Omega and the Emerald Weapon.
Gannon: The Emerald Weapon?
Zelda: I'll explain later.
At a weird studio
Owner: Oh. You must be the Zelda party. Well, we're on air in five min. so get ready.
Link: FIVE MINUTES! What channel?
Owner: Channel 57
Link: *Gasp* The most popular Channel in Hyrule and in Termina!
Owner: That's right. You're appearance has been notified in commercials before hand. Now, we are gonna have a LOT of watchers.
Zelda: *Gulp*
On the show
Host: Greetings. I am the host. I am named Host. We will now be doing the Dating Game but with special guests. First off and foremost, LINK!!!
The stadium of girls go wild. This goes on for ten minutes.
Host: Second guests, the Princess of Hyrule, welcome Princess Zelda.
The stadium of men go wild. This lasts for a minute.
Host: Then comes Malon and Romani, the ranch Girls. Sora is after that.
Sora comes out, and the girls go wild for him too. After all the contestants were showm
Host: And now for the VERY special guests, The Ultima, Diamond, Crystal, Atma, Ruby, Omega and Emerald Weapon. Please come onto the stage.
The weapons walk on the stage.
Host: Alright. Time to pick out of the hat. *Picks Card* And it says Link. Second one says Romani!!!!!!!! That's right. Link and Romani.
Link: (Oh great, it's Romani. She's probably gonna embarrase me in front of the public)
Host: What a great couple. Anyway, the second couple is *Picks Cards* and say that it is Cloud and Aeris!!!!!!!!!! That's right. Cloud and Aeris.
Cloud: (Uh oh! That's gonna make headlines tommorrow.) ;)
Host: Yeah yeah. That's gonna be an interesting date. But anyways, another one is Seph and Tifa!!!!!!!!! That's right. Seph and Tifa.
Seph: (OMG!!!!!! This isn't gonna go too well............)
Host: Yeah, interesting that will be, the next one will be Sora and a random Contestand from the crowd. Let's pick.................... THIS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Amazingly, by the one in a million chances, it was Kairi.
Sora: (It's KAIRI!!!!!! This is going to be great. :) )
Host: Ahhh yes. Sora and Kairi, the lovesick couple. *Sora and Kairi blush* We gotta see this one. Next is Riku and Selphie Then comes Dlink is with Ruto. Ultima is with Emerald. Diamond and Crystal are together. Atma and Omega are going. And the one with Emerald is Dcloud. Ganon is with Kirby, while Amy is with Sonic.
Host: How this works. You must ask the person who has been chosen for you on a date sometime tonight. The one who makes the most romantic date, gets to win. Now go home people. We will have cameras watching you.
Link: Romani, do you wanna go right now?
Romani: Sure, Grasshopper.
Link: Ughhhhhhhhh. Not Grasshopper. (Where would be a romantic place?) Romani, follow me.
Romani: Sure, Grasshopper.
Link plays the song of soaring, then he and Romani are transported to Romani Ranch.
Romani: This is my Ranch! You've taken me to my own Ranch! How sweet of you Grasshopper.
Link: *Sigh*
They go lie somewhere on the ranch grass.
Romani: The stars are beautiful tonight Grasshopper.
Link: They remind me of you.
Romani and Link looked at each other.
Romani: *Giggles* Silly Grasshopper.
Link: -_- Romani. *Yawn* I'm...... too tired... to do much more. *Shuts his eyes*
Link rested his head on Romani's lap.
Romani: Good night Grasshopper. *Blows a soft kiss* *Brushes Link's hair away from his face*
Romani found a tree within a foot away, so she leaned on the tree while Link slept on Romani's lap.
Host: And that, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Takes a Kodak camera and takes a picture* (A/N This line is dedicated to my friend Andrew, who liked use that line often. Thanks for the unexpected inspiration.)
Cloud: So Aeris, you wanna go now?
Aeris: Cloud, where do you wanna go?
Cloud: I don't know, and I peresonally don't care, as long as you're happy.
Aeris: -__- You know, I've always wanted to have a professional painter paint a portrait of both of us.
Cloud: Never fear, for I am a professional painter.
Aeris: *Giggles* Cloud. Stop being so funny.
Cloud: Fine. I'll draw a picture and see how you like it. Where do you wanna get the picture drawn?
Aeris: I don't know.
Cloud: Either way. *Whistles*
A gold Chocobo appears.
Cloud: Aeris, climb on.
Aeris and Cloud climb on, and they ride away.
Host: Wow. I expect more coming after their ride is over. *Flash* And that, my friends, was a Kodak moment.
Seph: Tifa, you are acting strange.
Tifa: Well, yeah.
Seph: Where to?
Tifa: I don't know. Archery galley?
Seph: Archery? You sure?
Tifa: Yeah. Let's go.
Seph: I know a quick way to get there.
Tifa: How? *Hand grabbed by Seph*
Seph uses his supernatural powers to fly at a super speed.
Host: Well that certainly was boring.
Sora: Kairi, so ummmmmmmmm. What do ya wanna do?
Kairi: Maybe we could play hide and seek.
Sora: What a lovely idea, Kairi. I'll close my eyes. 20,19,18........
Kairi: I'll hide here. He'll never find me here.
Sora: 2,1 Ready or not Kairi, here I come.
Sora looked and looked, but couldn't find Kairi.
Sora: Man. Kairi's good at this. But.... I'm sooooooooo tired..... I'll lay down and take a nap beside this tree.
Kairi: Sora's sleeping. Maybe I had better go to him.
Kairi comes over, realizes other sleeping figures, revealed as Link and Romani.
Kairi: *Gasps* I'll sleep here too I guess.
Kairi rests her head on Sora's shoulder.
Host: That, my friends, was a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Selphie: So Riku. Have you ever been on any dates?
Riku: No.
Selpihe: Yay. Here let's go to the restaurant and eat something. I'm hungry.
Riku: Alright................
Selphie: WOW this food is amazing. More please.
Riku: (How much longer must I stay with this hyperactive girl?) *Dark look, as usual*
Selphie: Awwww. Riku, cheer up. Eat something. You know, it's unhealthy to skip a meal you know.
Riku: I know. *Eats a little bit of his food* (Sheesh. She is quite the romantiscist.)
Selphie: Hey Riku, are you gonna eat all of that?
Riku: No. You can have it.
Selphie: For me????? Thanks Riku.
Host: That was SOOOOOOOOOOOO Boring. I expect more. But then again, Riku isn't the dating type.
Ruto: Let's go to my lair.
Dlink: Ok..............
Ruto: Father, this is Dlink. The shadow of Link.
King of Zoras: I see. Well, have fun Ruto. And DLink, take care of my Ruto ok?
Dlink: Ok.
Ruto: I wanna go swimming. You do know how to swim?
Dlink: Can you keep a secret?
Ruto: Ok. *Listening Intently*
Dlink: I don't know how to swim. I'ts embarassing.
Ruto: I'll help you learn.
Dlink: Really? You'd do that for me?
Ruto: Anything for Link. Or for his shadow.
Host: AWWWWWWWW. Well someone likes Ruto finally. That, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Ganon: So Kirby. You male or female?
Kirby: I don't know. I don't care.
Ganon: I see. Wanna go spy on people?
Kirby: Ok. :)
They go to Romani Ranch. They see Sora, Kairi, Link and Romani sleeping on the same tree.
Ganon: Tee hee. Come on let's have some fun
Kirby: * In front of Sora and Kairi* ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v)
Ganon: *In front of Romani and "Grasshopper"* ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v)
Link: I don't wanna be called Grasshopper.
Author: TOO BAD. The lady has spoken. Your name is Grasshopper.
Amy: Sonic Sonic. Where are we gonna go?
Sonic: Ummmmmm. What do you want to do? You seem like you have something in mind.
Amy: Yeah. I wanna go see the king of the zoras.
Sonic: Alright. *Blushes* Follow me. *Dashes off to Zora Fountain*
Amy: Sonic!! Wait for me. *Blushes*
Host: Wow. Sonic actually Blushed!. That, my friends, was a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Host: Well, unfortunately, we have to finish. Time's up.
Everyone is warped back by Danimoth's recall ability.
Host: How was everyone on their dates?
Some blushed. Some giggled. Others stayed silent.
Host: Ok. I think we all know who the REAL winner of this is. But we need to vote. Which couple haad the most romantic date? Vote online at www.linkisahottie.com or www.channel57.com. Good night everyone.
I, the author, want your opinions. Who do you think should win this? Now remember to R&R. I get very few reviews :(
Party in the house
(A/N this is a major Romance chapter. Hope you like)
Chapter 10 Dating troubles
Zelda: Now people. As per order of entertainment to the readers, we are to host a show, called the Dating Game. Only a few participants allowed. The following people are to follow me: Link, Me, Malon, Romani, Sora, Selphie, Riku, Tifa, Aeris, Seph, Cloud, Dlink, Dcloud, Ganondorf, Ruto, Kirby, Sonic, Amy, Ultima, Crystal, Atma, Diamond, Omega and the Emerald Weapon.
Gannon: The Emerald Weapon?
Zelda: I'll explain later.
At a weird studio
Owner: Oh. You must be the Zelda party. Well, we're on air in five min. so get ready.
Link: FIVE MINUTES! What channel?
Owner: Channel 57
Link: *Gasp* The most popular Channel in Hyrule and in Termina!
Owner: That's right. You're appearance has been notified in commercials before hand. Now, we are gonna have a LOT of watchers.
Zelda: *Gulp*
On the show
Host: Greetings. I am the host. I am named Host. We will now be doing the Dating Game but with special guests. First off and foremost, LINK!!!
The stadium of girls go wild. This goes on for ten minutes.
Host: Second guests, the Princess of Hyrule, welcome Princess Zelda.
The stadium of men go wild. This lasts for a minute.
Host: Then comes Malon and Romani, the ranch Girls. Sora is after that.
Sora comes out, and the girls go wild for him too. After all the contestants were showm
Host: And now for the VERY special guests, The Ultima, Diamond, Crystal, Atma, Ruby, Omega and Emerald Weapon. Please come onto the stage.
The weapons walk on the stage.
Host: Alright. Time to pick out of the hat. *Picks Card* And it says Link. Second one says Romani!!!!!!!! That's right. Link and Romani.
Link: (Oh great, it's Romani. She's probably gonna embarrase me in front of the public)
Host: What a great couple. Anyway, the second couple is *Picks Cards* and say that it is Cloud and Aeris!!!!!!!!!! That's right. Cloud and Aeris.
Cloud: (Uh oh! That's gonna make headlines tommorrow.) ;)
Host: Yeah yeah. That's gonna be an interesting date. But anyways, another one is Seph and Tifa!!!!!!!!! That's right. Seph and Tifa.
Seph: (OMG!!!!!! This isn't gonna go too well............)
Host: Yeah, interesting that will be, the next one will be Sora and a random Contestand from the crowd. Let's pick.................... THIS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Amazingly, by the one in a million chances, it was Kairi.
Sora: (It's KAIRI!!!!!! This is going to be great. :) )
Host: Ahhh yes. Sora and Kairi, the lovesick couple. *Sora and Kairi blush* We gotta see this one. Next is Riku and Selphie Then comes Dlink is with Ruto. Ultima is with Emerald. Diamond and Crystal are together. Atma and Omega are going. And the one with Emerald is Dcloud. Ganon is with Kirby, while Amy is with Sonic.
Host: How this works. You must ask the person who has been chosen for you on a date sometime tonight. The one who makes the most romantic date, gets to win. Now go home people. We will have cameras watching you.
Link: Romani, do you wanna go right now?
Romani: Sure, Grasshopper.
Link: Ughhhhhhhhh. Not Grasshopper. (Where would be a romantic place?) Romani, follow me.
Romani: Sure, Grasshopper.
Link plays the song of soaring, then he and Romani are transported to Romani Ranch.
Romani: This is my Ranch! You've taken me to my own Ranch! How sweet of you Grasshopper.
Link: *Sigh*
They go lie somewhere on the ranch grass.
Romani: The stars are beautiful tonight Grasshopper.
Link: They remind me of you.
Romani and Link looked at each other.
Romani: *Giggles* Silly Grasshopper.
Link: -_- Romani. *Yawn* I'm...... too tired... to do much more. *Shuts his eyes*
Link rested his head on Romani's lap.
Romani: Good night Grasshopper. *Blows a soft kiss* *Brushes Link's hair away from his face*
Romani found a tree within a foot away, so she leaned on the tree while Link slept on Romani's lap.
Host: And that, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Takes a Kodak camera and takes a picture* (A/N This line is dedicated to my friend Andrew, who liked use that line often. Thanks for the unexpected inspiration.)
Cloud: So Aeris, you wanna go now?
Aeris: Cloud, where do you wanna go?
Cloud: I don't know, and I peresonally don't care, as long as you're happy.
Aeris: -__- You know, I've always wanted to have a professional painter paint a portrait of both of us.
Cloud: Never fear, for I am a professional painter.
Aeris: *Giggles* Cloud. Stop being so funny.
Cloud: Fine. I'll draw a picture and see how you like it. Where do you wanna get the picture drawn?
Aeris: I don't know.
Cloud: Either way. *Whistles*
A gold Chocobo appears.
Cloud: Aeris, climb on.
Aeris and Cloud climb on, and they ride away.
Host: Wow. I expect more coming after their ride is over. *Flash* And that, my friends, was a Kodak moment.
Seph: Tifa, you are acting strange.
Tifa: Well, yeah.
Seph: Where to?
Tifa: I don't know. Archery galley?
Seph: Archery? You sure?
Tifa: Yeah. Let's go.
Seph: I know a quick way to get there.
Tifa: How? *Hand grabbed by Seph*
Seph uses his supernatural powers to fly at a super speed.
Host: Well that certainly was boring.
Sora: Kairi, so ummmmmmmmm. What do ya wanna do?
Kairi: Maybe we could play hide and seek.
Sora: What a lovely idea, Kairi. I'll close my eyes. 20,19,18........
Kairi: I'll hide here. He'll never find me here.
Sora: 2,1 Ready or not Kairi, here I come.
Sora looked and looked, but couldn't find Kairi.
Sora: Man. Kairi's good at this. But.... I'm sooooooooo tired..... I'll lay down and take a nap beside this tree.
Kairi: Sora's sleeping. Maybe I had better go to him.
Kairi comes over, realizes other sleeping figures, revealed as Link and Romani.
Kairi: *Gasps* I'll sleep here too I guess.
Kairi rests her head on Sora's shoulder.
Host: That, my friends, was a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Selphie: So Riku. Have you ever been on any dates?
Riku: No.
Selpihe: Yay. Here let's go to the restaurant and eat something. I'm hungry.
Riku: Alright................
Selphie: WOW this food is amazing. More please.
Riku: (How much longer must I stay with this hyperactive girl?) *Dark look, as usual*
Selphie: Awwww. Riku, cheer up. Eat something. You know, it's unhealthy to skip a meal you know.
Riku: I know. *Eats a little bit of his food* (Sheesh. She is quite the romantiscist.)
Selphie: Hey Riku, are you gonna eat all of that?
Riku: No. You can have it.
Selphie: For me????? Thanks Riku.
Host: That was SOOOOOOOOOOOO Boring. I expect more. But then again, Riku isn't the dating type.
Ruto: Let's go to my lair.
Dlink: Ok..............
Ruto: Father, this is Dlink. The shadow of Link.
King of Zoras: I see. Well, have fun Ruto. And DLink, take care of my Ruto ok?
Dlink: Ok.
Ruto: I wanna go swimming. You do know how to swim?
Dlink: Can you keep a secret?
Ruto: Ok. *Listening Intently*
Dlink: I don't know how to swim. I'ts embarassing.
Ruto: I'll help you learn.
Dlink: Really? You'd do that for me?
Ruto: Anything for Link. Or for his shadow.
Host: AWWWWWWWW. Well someone likes Ruto finally. That, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Ganon: So Kirby. You male or female?
Kirby: I don't know. I don't care.
Ganon: I see. Wanna go spy on people?
Kirby: Ok. :)
They go to Romani Ranch. They see Sora, Kairi, Link and Romani sleeping on the same tree.
Ganon: Tee hee. Come on let's have some fun
Kirby: * In front of Sora and Kairi* ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v)
Ganon: *In front of Romani and "Grasshopper"* ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v) ^_^) (^-_-^) (v^_^v)
Link: I don't wanna be called Grasshopper.
Author: TOO BAD. The lady has spoken. Your name is Grasshopper.
Amy: Sonic Sonic. Where are we gonna go?
Sonic: Ummmmmm. What do you want to do? You seem like you have something in mind.
Amy: Yeah. I wanna go see the king of the zoras.
Sonic: Alright. *Blushes* Follow me. *Dashes off to Zora Fountain*
Amy: Sonic!! Wait for me. *Blushes*
Host: Wow. Sonic actually Blushed!. That, my friends, was a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Host: Well, unfortunately, we have to finish. Time's up.
Everyone is warped back by Danimoth's recall ability.
Host: How was everyone on their dates?
Some blushed. Some giggled. Others stayed silent.
Host: Ok. I think we all know who the REAL winner of this is. But we need to vote. Which couple haad the most romantic date? Vote online at www.linkisahottie.com or www.channel57.com. Good night everyone.
I, the author, want your opinions. Who do you think should win this? Now remember to R&R. I get very few reviews :(