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Party in the house
Chapter XI Maybe some things are/aren't that simple
Author: I warn you. The next few chapters will have more romance. Anyways, I needed a little romance anyways.
Hikaru: AUTHOR!!!! YOU USED MY SONG!
Author: ERR. Yea.
Hikaru: That means you like me!!! *Chases Author*
Author: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Runs to Kairi's house* Kairi, help me from Hikaru. She's going nuts on me!
Kairi: But, I don't know how to help you. Maybe Sora would. Sora!
Sora: What?
Kairi: The author needs help. Hikaru's going mad over him.
Sora: Sorry, no can do. She wrote my song. I can't hurt the person who wrote my song!
Author: LINK. HELP.
Link: Sorry, but I've vowed to stay away from all females until the chapter actually starts.
Dlink: Same here.
Author: Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seph: Dude, I don't kill girls no more. I've changed. Well, Cloud's on a date with Aeris, Fcloud is with Aerith. Fyuffie is with Lion. Selphie is with Squall. Yuffie is with Reno of the Turks. Kirby is still to be found. Zelda, Saria, Romani, Malon, Ruto would be too busy chasing Link. Sonic's too busy running away from Amy. Shadow is nowhere to be seen either. Jim's trying to kill Infested Kerrigan. Artanis, Zeratul and Tassadar are drunk.
Author: SO WHO DO I HAVE LEFT TO TURN TO?
Seph: Yourself
Author: AHHHHHHHHH.
Hikaru: There you are. *Hug*
Author: AHHHHHHHH. Get away from me. Help me Eminem.
Eminem: My name is Superman. I'm here to rescue you.
Author: Maybe not..........
Selphie: Awwwww. That's so cute.
Author:............... Ok. I'll let you hug me if you sing that song once
Song Simple and Clean (By Hikaur Utada) (A/N Please tell me if this is the right spelling and order. I've seen Four different versions of this artist. Okay? FOUR!)
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said
No, I don't think life is quite that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
Please, oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way
That you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Author: Sucker *Starts to run*..!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru: THERE U ARE. *Hug*
Author:..................
Link: Let's get on with the chapter already k?
Author: Good idea. New Chapter name: Prince Alfred
At Romani Ranch
Link: ZZZZZZz -.-
Romani: :) Grasshopper you're so cute when you're sleeping.
The other side of the tree
Sora: *Sleeping*
In Sora's dream
Sora: Huh? Kairi? What are you doing?!!
Kairi: Sora. Did you really think I liked you? Did you really think I really LOVED you?
Sora: W-w-what?
Riku: Heh. You're pathetic man.
Sora: Riku???!!!!
Riku: Well cya Sora. Hahahahahaahha
Riku and Kairi walk away.
Sora: Riku!!!! Kairi!!!!!! Don't go...........
Kairi: Sora? I'm right here. I haven't gone anywhere. Please wake up.
Sora: *Wakes up* Huh? *Yawn* AHA!!!!!!! I've found you!!!
Kairi: *Giggles* Sora. What's that music?
Sora: Huh?
Drums, violins, trumpets start playing.
Sephiroth Choir: *Random Latin*.SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!! SEPIHROTH!!!!!!!!!! *More random Latin*..SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *More random Latin*......SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: What the hell?
More music
Sephiroth Choir: *More Random Latin* *Solo Singing* SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More random Latin SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Random Latin Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH! More Random Latin SEPHIORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!! I was just listening to some music. I admit, it was one winged angel, but u needn't just barge in and sing man.
Sephiroth Choir: Oh. Then, let's go boys.
Seph's choir leaves.
A piano comes out of nowhere
Sora plays friends in my heart. But then......
Footsteps. More music. Violins. Sounds like Sephiroth again
Latin......... SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: NOT AGAIN!!!!! HOW MANY ONE WINGED ANGEL REMIXES DID I DOWNLOAD?
MP3 Player: Three.
Author: *Sigh* Ill just skip it. Yea. That's much better. I'm gone *Disappears*
Sora: Kairi, please, don't ever leave me.
Kairi: Don't worry Sora. I won't. *Gets closer to Sora*
Sora: *all tense* Kairi..
Kairi: *Puts finger on his lips* Shhhh...
This is your typical girl silences boy moment, and the best part of it is
Kairi: *Kiss*
Audience: *From afar* Awwwwwwww
Author: *Comes back* Ok and.....oh. *Leaves*
Sora and Kairi finish kissing.
Sora: (Wow. I didn't think this day would come. I finally kissed Kairi.)
Kairi: (Sora. Oh, I didn't know this would feel so good. Maybe because it's coming from Sora)
Sora: :)
Kairi: :)
Host: And YOU HAVE TO KNOW BY NOW that this, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Selphie: So Riku, what's it like to have a keyblade?
Riku: Well.....
Selphie: Ooooooo. More food!!!!!!!!
Riku: *Sigh*
Tidus: Hey Riku!!!! Sup man
Riku: Oh god no
Wakka: Hey Riku. Heard you nearly died. Well, you didn't. And YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH SELPHIE? Jeez man, I thought you would've picked Kairi.
Tidus: Ahuh
Riku: Well, I'm on a dating show and the couples are picked at random. Sora got Kairi.
Wakka: Eh whatever. I'll tell ya one thing, she only shuts up if you beat her in a duel.
Riku: What are you guys doing?
Tidus: Well, Yuna told me to meet me here. *Drools* Yuna.....
Wakka: Well, same with me and Lulu.
Yuna: Hi Wakka
Lulu: Hi Wakka
Tidus: Hey Yuna. Let's go sit at this table. *Table next to Riku and Selphie's*
Yuna: Ok.
Lulu: Wakka, how about this table? *Table other side of Riku and Selphie's*
Riku: *Sigh*
Selphie: Hey Riku, have any more money for more food?
Riku: Yea. Ask away.
Selphie: Thanks! Ummmm waiter. Some more of this, some more of that please and blah blah blah etc...
Tidus: Hmph. :(). That's hilarious.
Tifa: Hey Seph. What were you thinking when you killed Aeris?
Seph: It's personal. I'd rather not talk about it....
Tifa: Why? What. You like Aeris or something? Or do you love her?
Seph: (Oh god no!! She knows!) Ummm no. Nothing like that.
Tifa: Seph, you're the WORST LIAR EVER, next to Cloud.
Seph: Awwww. I thought I could fool you.
Tifa: Hey, if you know Cloud, you know anyone. Read Cloud's thoughts, and you can read any.
Seph: Yea right.......
Tifa: Hey we're almost there!
Seph: Haven't arched in a while.
Host: Amazing! I didn't know Seph arched. *Flash* I have SOO much film. :)
Ruto: All right, stroke your hands like this. Yea like that.
Dlink: *Panting* This... is so.... hard...
Ruto: Course. You're only human. A shadow.
Dlink: Anyway, im tired im going to sleep.
Ruto: K.
Host: Anyways... the next couple.
Cloud: I am SOOOO bored.
Aeris: Yea. Here's a good spot.
Cloud: All right. Pick a pose, stick with it, don't move, and I'll show you an amazing picture.
Aeris: Ok Cloud. *Picks a pose*
Cloud: Doopdy doopdy doo. *Starts drawing*
Sephiroth Choir: SEPIHROTH!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Who are you?
Sephiroth Choir: We are the Sephiroth Choir. Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Well LEAVE. I'm trying to draw a picture of a hot lady here. Scram.
Aeris: *Blush* *Trying not to move*
Seph's Choir: Alright.
Cloud: I'll hire you guys you're done okay?
Seph's Choir: Finally, someone who wants us. Cya later. *Leaves*
Cloud: (Finally. I can be with Aeris in private)
Aeris: (Cloud. That's gonna be one interesting picture)
Cloud: *Draws more*
Host: Awwww. Cloud's drawing a picture of Aeris. How romantic. If it's a good picture that's even better!
Sonic: Aight we're almost there...
Amy: AHHHHHHH.
Sonic: *Stops and looks around* What?
Amy: Madeya look!! *Hug*
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Amy: What?
Sonic: GORONS!!!
Goron: Hi. We're in a happy mood. We want to give the Goron Hug to everyone we meet. *Arms outstretched*
Sonic: OMG NO!!!! AHHHHHHHH.
Goron: Don't be afraid. *Goron hug commencees on Sonic and Amy*
Sonic: AHH! HELP!! *Starts choking* Ahhh *Choke* hhhhhhhhhhhhhh*Choke* hhh.
Host: I feel so bad for Sonic. *Flash*
Kirby: Where now?
Gannon: I don't know. I don't care.
Kirby: Do you like Impa or Zelda at all?
Gannon: ...............
Kirby: Yes no, maybe so? I don't know?
Gannon: Sorry I wasn't listening. Can you repeat that question?
Kirby: Do you like Impa or Zelda at all.
Gannon: Aight. Come here, and I'll tell you a secret.
Kirby: K. *Evil Grin*
Gannon: *Whisper whisper*
Kirby: Oh no!!! You're kidding right?
Gannon: Wrong. I'm serious.
Kirby: I demand that we switch dates!!!!!!!!!
Host: Time's up. Time for the next event! Danimoth, if you will please.
Danimoth: Ok. *Recalls EVERY SINGLE COUPLE*
Link: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. AHHHHHHHH. Malon, Zelda, Don't kill me!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Malon: WAKE UP YOU FOOL! *Slap*
Romani: Hey, don't touch my grasshopper!
Malon: I'll touch my fairy boy as much as I like.
Romani: Screw you! DIE! *Slap*
Malon: Ah! Why you little punk!! *Slap*
A catfight starts.
Host: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. Send in the SPECIALISTS!
Everyone: O.o
Cuccos: ATTACK!!!
A hudnred cuccos attack everyone, except for the Host.
Eveyrone: AHHHH please stop!!
Host: Cucco Reteat now!!!!!!!!!
Cuccos: Retreaet.
Cuccos retreat
Host: The next even is a SINGING EVENT!!!
Link: OMG NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Host: Just kidding. We will all be transported to the Gold Saucer, thanks to Danimoth here.
Danimoth: No prob. *Recalls everyone to the Gold Saucer*
Everyone: Huh?
Host: GO in that little hole with your date.
They all go in the hole, which is the theatre section.
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT! ITS HARD TO LET GO.
Everyone: Huh?
Seph's choir: Cloud hired us to do it.
Everyone: Oh.
Guy at entrance: Hey, you are the 100th couple! *Points and Tifa and Seph*
Seph: Oh god no!!!!!!
Sephiroth Choir: Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: WILL YOU STOP SINGING SEPHIROTH EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THE ONE WINGED ANGEL? OR ITS REMIX?
Seph's Choir: We can't stop. Cloud ordered us to.
Everyone: Oh.
Tifa: Let's go Seph and go to the dressing room.
Seph: Oh boy.
Aeris: Cloud, remember when we did this?
Cloud: Yeah. I kissed you. :)
In the backstage
Actor: Jeez!!! They've got this scary looking white haired one winged guy as the prince? Sheesh, I gotta quit this job.
Narrator: In a kingdom far far away, there lived a King and a Princess. One day, the Princess was kidnapped. By the evil Dragon King. So the soldiers and the King called for help from Prince Alfred.
Seph comes out. Looking the same as ever.
Seph: (Aight Seph. Don't screw this up. Remember what Tifa said)
Flashback
Tifa: Seph, don't screw this up please?
Seph: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't?
Tifa: Cuz I'll ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... (Tifa Don't DO IT. TIFA DON'T DO IT!!!! UR CRAZY IF YOU DO IT!!) Kiss you. (TIFA YOUR CRAZY!!)
Seph: Ok.
Flashback ends
Seph: *In a noble voice* I am prince Alfred.
Soldier: Ask whomever you think will help you better.
Seph: *Goes to Wizard* So, what's the Dragon King's one weakness?
Wizard: It's one weakness is true love.
Seph: (Oh no!!! Seph YOU IDIOT! Now you gotta do something humiliating to keep this up!)
Seph: Ok.
Dragon King appears, holding Tifa with a tight grip.
Dragon King: HAHAHAHH. You cannot defeat me.
Tifa: Help Help Prince Alfred!!!
Seph: (OMG! He's touching TIFA! That fool! NO DON'T SCREW THIS UP SEPH! DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!) ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seph raises his sword, and starts charging energy.
Seph: I love you princess. *Charges at the DK*
Seph knocks Tifa out of the way, and does the
Cloud: OMG!! HES DOING THE OMNISLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staff Member #1: I thought we confiscated his sword.
Staff Member #2: He has psychic powers.
Staff Member #1 Oh.
Seph: *Slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash*
DK: Ughhhhhh.
Seph jumps in the air.
Seph: *LONG 3 second pause in air* *SLASH!!!!!*
Dk gets pulled up out of the stage
Seph: *Walks over to Tifa* I love you princess.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......
Wizard:....(Think of something fast!) And so the Prince Alfred found love for the Princess and had enough courage and power to slay the Dragon King and vanquish evil. (Good Job)
Everyone: O.o. Oh, *Clapping*
Seph: Well that sure was fun.
Tifa: SEPH!! YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!!
Seph: Hehe.Got carried away a little. So, I don't get a kiss right?
Tifa: Well...........
Seph: *Kiss*
Tifa:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: WOW!!! Seph has gotta start acting man!!
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Already does acting.
Host: Oh. Now everyone will be transported back because of Danimoth's recall. Danimoth if you please.
Danimoth: Of course. *Recall*
Host: Ok, this show is now over. The winners are................ Cloud and Sephiroth!!!!!!
Cloud: What the hell?
Host: Oh, whoops wrong list. Hehe.
Paper says best rival battle ever. Cloud&Sephiroth
Host: It is......... Tifa and Sephiroth!!!! For the amazing play, and for the amazing play backstage.
Seph: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: Yea, we took cameras backstage. How could we not? We were wondering whether there was something between you and Tifa.
Seph:.......................
Tifa:.......................
Host: Anyways, if you want the tape, go buy it from Link. Here Link, take all tapes.
Link takes the tapes.
Link: They start at 50 rupees. Get 'em now while they're still new!
Silence
Link: Fine.
People Please R&R! Come on, I barely get any reviews! I am so desperate. Anyway, since no one reviewed last time, I chose Tifa and Seph to win. If you did review, it's cuz I got the wrong info for some reason. Come on R&R! I don't have that much summer left. *Sigh*
Hikaru: It's okay. It's okay.
Author: *Sniff* *Hugs Hikaru*
Link: Hey, you need ideas for what should happen next?
Author: Yes and no.
Link: K. You see *Wispers*
Author: YOU SICK PIRVIRTED BOY!!
Link: Hehe.
Author: Well anyway, next chapter will be interesting. R&R! *Mutters* Soul Calibur 2....
Link: What was that?
Author: Nothing nothing! Soul Calibur 2............
Link:..........
Author: *Nudge nudge, Wink wink* Soul Calibur 2........ R&R!
Party in the house
Chapter XI Maybe some things are/aren't that simple
Author: I warn you. The next few chapters will have more romance. Anyways, I needed a little romance anyways.
Hikaru: AUTHOR!!!! YOU USED MY SONG!
Author: ERR. Yea.
Hikaru: That means you like me!!! *Chases Author*
Author: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Runs to Kairi's house* Kairi, help me from Hikaru. She's going nuts on me!
Kairi: But, I don't know how to help you. Maybe Sora would. Sora!
Sora: What?
Kairi: The author needs help. Hikaru's going mad over him.
Sora: Sorry, no can do. She wrote my song. I can't hurt the person who wrote my song!
Author: LINK. HELP.
Link: Sorry, but I've vowed to stay away from all females until the chapter actually starts.
Dlink: Same here.
Author: Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seph: Dude, I don't kill girls no more. I've changed. Well, Cloud's on a date with Aeris, Fcloud is with Aerith. Fyuffie is with Lion. Selphie is with Squall. Yuffie is with Reno of the Turks. Kirby is still to be found. Zelda, Saria, Romani, Malon, Ruto would be too busy chasing Link. Sonic's too busy running away from Amy. Shadow is nowhere to be seen either. Jim's trying to kill Infested Kerrigan. Artanis, Zeratul and Tassadar are drunk.
Author: SO WHO DO I HAVE LEFT TO TURN TO?
Seph: Yourself
Author: AHHHHHHHHH.
Hikaru: There you are. *Hug*
Author: AHHHHHHHH. Get away from me. Help me Eminem.
Eminem: My name is Superman. I'm here to rescue you.
Author: Maybe not..........
Selphie: Awwwww. That's so cute.
Author:............... Ok. I'll let you hug me if you sing that song once
Song Simple and Clean (By Hikaur Utada) (A/N Please tell me if this is the right spelling and order. I've seen Four different versions of this artist. Okay? FOUR!)
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said
No, I don't think life is quite that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
Please, oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way
That you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Author: Sucker *Starts to run*..!!!!!!!!!!
Hikaru: THERE U ARE. *Hug*
Author:..................
Link: Let's get on with the chapter already k?
Author: Good idea. New Chapter name: Prince Alfred
At Romani Ranch
Link: ZZZZZZz -.-
Romani: :) Grasshopper you're so cute when you're sleeping.
The other side of the tree
Sora: *Sleeping*
In Sora's dream
Sora: Huh? Kairi? What are you doing?!!
Kairi: Sora. Did you really think I liked you? Did you really think I really LOVED you?
Sora: W-w-what?
Riku: Heh. You're pathetic man.
Sora: Riku???!!!!
Riku: Well cya Sora. Hahahahahaahha
Riku and Kairi walk away.
Sora: Riku!!!! Kairi!!!!!! Don't go...........
Kairi: Sora? I'm right here. I haven't gone anywhere. Please wake up.
Sora: *Wakes up* Huh? *Yawn* AHA!!!!!!! I've found you!!!
Kairi: *Giggles* Sora. What's that music?
Sora: Huh?
Drums, violins, trumpets start playing.
Sephiroth Choir: *Random Latin*.SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!! SEPIHROTH!!!!!!!!!! *More random Latin*..SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *More random Latin*......SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: What the hell?
More music
Sephiroth Choir: *More Random Latin* *Solo Singing* SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More random Latin SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Random Latin Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH! More Random Latin SEPHIORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!!! I was just listening to some music. I admit, it was one winged angel, but u needn't just barge in and sing man.
Sephiroth Choir: Oh. Then, let's go boys.
Seph's choir leaves.
A piano comes out of nowhere
Sora plays friends in my heart. But then......
Footsteps. More music. Violins. Sounds like Sephiroth again
Latin......... SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: NOT AGAIN!!!!! HOW MANY ONE WINGED ANGEL REMIXES DID I DOWNLOAD?
MP3 Player: Three.
Author: *Sigh* Ill just skip it. Yea. That's much better. I'm gone *Disappears*
Sora: Kairi, please, don't ever leave me.
Kairi: Don't worry Sora. I won't. *Gets closer to Sora*
Sora: *all tense* Kairi..
Kairi: *Puts finger on his lips* Shhhh...
This is your typical girl silences boy moment, and the best part of it is
Kairi: *Kiss*
Audience: *From afar* Awwwwwwww
Author: *Comes back* Ok and.....oh. *Leaves*
Sora and Kairi finish kissing.
Sora: (Wow. I didn't think this day would come. I finally kissed Kairi.)
Kairi: (Sora. Oh, I didn't know this would feel so good. Maybe because it's coming from Sora)
Sora: :)
Kairi: :)
Host: And YOU HAVE TO KNOW BY NOW that this, my friends, is a Kodak Moment. *Flash*
Selphie: So Riku, what's it like to have a keyblade?
Riku: Well.....
Selphie: Ooooooo. More food!!!!!!!!
Riku: *Sigh*
Tidus: Hey Riku!!!! Sup man
Riku: Oh god no
Wakka: Hey Riku. Heard you nearly died. Well, you didn't. And YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH SELPHIE? Jeez man, I thought you would've picked Kairi.
Tidus: Ahuh
Riku: Well, I'm on a dating show and the couples are picked at random. Sora got Kairi.
Wakka: Eh whatever. I'll tell ya one thing, she only shuts up if you beat her in a duel.
Riku: What are you guys doing?
Tidus: Well, Yuna told me to meet me here. *Drools* Yuna.....
Wakka: Well, same with me and Lulu.
Yuna: Hi Wakka
Lulu: Hi Wakka
Tidus: Hey Yuna. Let's go sit at this table. *Table next to Riku and Selphie's*
Yuna: Ok.
Lulu: Wakka, how about this table? *Table other side of Riku and Selphie's*
Riku: *Sigh*
Selphie: Hey Riku, have any more money for more food?
Riku: Yea. Ask away.
Selphie: Thanks! Ummmm waiter. Some more of this, some more of that please and blah blah blah etc...
Tidus: Hmph. :(). That's hilarious.
Tifa: Hey Seph. What were you thinking when you killed Aeris?
Seph: It's personal. I'd rather not talk about it....
Tifa: Why? What. You like Aeris or something? Or do you love her?
Seph: (Oh god no!! She knows!) Ummm no. Nothing like that.
Tifa: Seph, you're the WORST LIAR EVER, next to Cloud.
Seph: Awwww. I thought I could fool you.
Tifa: Hey, if you know Cloud, you know anyone. Read Cloud's thoughts, and you can read any.
Seph: Yea right.......
Tifa: Hey we're almost there!
Seph: Haven't arched in a while.
Host: Amazing! I didn't know Seph arched. *Flash* I have SOO much film. :)
Ruto: All right, stroke your hands like this. Yea like that.
Dlink: *Panting* This... is so.... hard...
Ruto: Course. You're only human. A shadow.
Dlink: Anyway, im tired im going to sleep.
Ruto: K.
Host: Anyways... the next couple.
Cloud: I am SOOOO bored.
Aeris: Yea. Here's a good spot.
Cloud: All right. Pick a pose, stick with it, don't move, and I'll show you an amazing picture.
Aeris: Ok Cloud. *Picks a pose*
Cloud: Doopdy doopdy doo. *Starts drawing*
Sephiroth Choir: SEPIHROTH!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Who are you?
Sephiroth Choir: We are the Sephiroth Choir. Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Well LEAVE. I'm trying to draw a picture of a hot lady here. Scram.
Aeris: *Blush* *Trying not to move*
Seph's Choir: Alright.
Cloud: I'll hire you guys you're done okay?
Seph's Choir: Finally, someone who wants us. Cya later. *Leaves*
Cloud: (Finally. I can be with Aeris in private)
Aeris: (Cloud. That's gonna be one interesting picture)
Cloud: *Draws more*
Host: Awwww. Cloud's drawing a picture of Aeris. How romantic. If it's a good picture that's even better!
Sonic: Aight we're almost there...
Amy: AHHHHHHH.
Sonic: *Stops and looks around* What?
Amy: Madeya look!! *Hug*
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Amy: What?
Sonic: GORONS!!!
Goron: Hi. We're in a happy mood. We want to give the Goron Hug to everyone we meet. *Arms outstretched*
Sonic: OMG NO!!!! AHHHHHHHH.
Goron: Don't be afraid. *Goron hug commencees on Sonic and Amy*
Sonic: AHH! HELP!! *Starts choking* Ahhh *Choke* hhhhhhhhhhhhhh*Choke* hhh.
Host: I feel so bad for Sonic. *Flash*
Kirby: Where now?
Gannon: I don't know. I don't care.
Kirby: Do you like Impa or Zelda at all?
Gannon: ...............
Kirby: Yes no, maybe so? I don't know?
Gannon: Sorry I wasn't listening. Can you repeat that question?
Kirby: Do you like Impa or Zelda at all.
Gannon: Aight. Come here, and I'll tell you a secret.
Kirby: K. *Evil Grin*
Gannon: *Whisper whisper*
Kirby: Oh no!!! You're kidding right?
Gannon: Wrong. I'm serious.
Kirby: I demand that we switch dates!!!!!!!!!
Host: Time's up. Time for the next event! Danimoth, if you will please.
Danimoth: Ok. *Recalls EVERY SINGLE COUPLE*
Link: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. AHHHHHHHH. Malon, Zelda, Don't kill me!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Malon: WAKE UP YOU FOOL! *Slap*
Romani: Hey, don't touch my grasshopper!
Malon: I'll touch my fairy boy as much as I like.
Romani: Screw you! DIE! *Slap*
Malon: Ah! Why you little punk!! *Slap*
A catfight starts.
Host: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. Send in the SPECIALISTS!
Everyone: O.o
Cuccos: ATTACK!!!
A hudnred cuccos attack everyone, except for the Host.
Eveyrone: AHHHH please stop!!
Host: Cucco Reteat now!!!!!!!!!
Cuccos: Retreaet.
Cuccos retreat
Host: The next even is a SINGING EVENT!!!
Link: OMG NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Host: Just kidding. We will all be transported to the Gold Saucer, thanks to Danimoth here.
Danimoth: No prob. *Recalls everyone to the Gold Saucer*
Everyone: Huh?
Host: GO in that little hole with your date.
They all go in the hole, which is the theatre section.
SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT! ITS HARD TO LET GO.
Everyone: Huh?
Seph's choir: Cloud hired us to do it.
Everyone: Oh.
Guy at entrance: Hey, you are the 100th couple! *Points and Tifa and Seph*
Seph: Oh god no!!!!!!
Sephiroth Choir: Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Random Latin. SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: WILL YOU STOP SINGING SEPHIROTH EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THE ONE WINGED ANGEL? OR ITS REMIX?
Seph's Choir: We can't stop. Cloud ordered us to.
Everyone: Oh.
Tifa: Let's go Seph and go to the dressing room.
Seph: Oh boy.
Aeris: Cloud, remember when we did this?
Cloud: Yeah. I kissed you. :)
In the backstage
Actor: Jeez!!! They've got this scary looking white haired one winged guy as the prince? Sheesh, I gotta quit this job.
Narrator: In a kingdom far far away, there lived a King and a Princess. One day, the Princess was kidnapped. By the evil Dragon King. So the soldiers and the King called for help from Prince Alfred.
Seph comes out. Looking the same as ever.
Seph: (Aight Seph. Don't screw this up. Remember what Tifa said)
Flashback
Tifa: Seph, don't screw this up please?
Seph: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't?
Tifa: Cuz I'll ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... (Tifa Don't DO IT. TIFA DON'T DO IT!!!! UR CRAZY IF YOU DO IT!!) Kiss you. (TIFA YOUR CRAZY!!)
Seph: Ok.
Flashback ends
Seph: *In a noble voice* I am prince Alfred.
Soldier: Ask whomever you think will help you better.
Seph: *Goes to Wizard* So, what's the Dragon King's one weakness?
Wizard: It's one weakness is true love.
Seph: (Oh no!!! Seph YOU IDIOT! Now you gotta do something humiliating to keep this up!)
Seph: Ok.
Dragon King appears, holding Tifa with a tight grip.
Dragon King: HAHAHAHH. You cannot defeat me.
Tifa: Help Help Prince Alfred!!!
Seph: (OMG! He's touching TIFA! That fool! NO DON'T SCREW THIS UP SEPH! DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!) ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seph raises his sword, and starts charging energy.
Seph: I love you princess. *Charges at the DK*
Seph knocks Tifa out of the way, and does the
Cloud: OMG!! HES DOING THE OMNISLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staff Member #1: I thought we confiscated his sword.
Staff Member #2: He has psychic powers.
Staff Member #1 Oh.
Seph: *Slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash slash*
DK: Ughhhhhh.
Seph jumps in the air.
Seph: *LONG 3 second pause in air* *SLASH!!!!!*
Dk gets pulled up out of the stage
Seph: *Walks over to Tifa* I love you princess.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......
Wizard:....(Think of something fast!) And so the Prince Alfred found love for the Princess and had enough courage and power to slay the Dragon King and vanquish evil. (Good Job)
Everyone: O.o. Oh, *Clapping*
Seph: Well that sure was fun.
Tifa: SEPH!! YOU BIG MEANIE!!!!!
Seph: Hehe.Got carried away a little. So, I don't get a kiss right?
Tifa: Well...........
Seph: *Kiss*
Tifa:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: WOW!!! Seph has gotta start acting man!!
Sephiroth Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Already does acting.
Host: Oh. Now everyone will be transported back because of Danimoth's recall. Danimoth if you please.
Danimoth: Of course. *Recall*
Host: Ok, this show is now over. The winners are................ Cloud and Sephiroth!!!!!!
Cloud: What the hell?
Host: Oh, whoops wrong list. Hehe.
Paper says best rival battle ever. Cloud&Sephiroth
Host: It is......... Tifa and Sephiroth!!!! For the amazing play, and for the amazing play backstage.
Seph: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Host: Yea, we took cameras backstage. How could we not? We were wondering whether there was something between you and Tifa.
Seph:.......................
Tifa:.......................
Host: Anyways, if you want the tape, go buy it from Link. Here Link, take all tapes.
Link takes the tapes.
Link: They start at 50 rupees. Get 'em now while they're still new!
Silence
Link: Fine.
People Please R&R! Come on, I barely get any reviews! I am so desperate. Anyway, since no one reviewed last time, I chose Tifa and Seph to win. If you did review, it's cuz I got the wrong info for some reason. Come on R&R! I don't have that much summer left. *Sigh*
Hikaru: It's okay. It's okay.
Author: *Sniff* *Hugs Hikaru*
Link: Hey, you need ideas for what should happen next?
Author: Yes and no.
Link: K. You see *Wispers*
Author: YOU SICK PIRVIRTED BOY!!
Link: Hehe.
Author: Well anyway, next chapter will be interesting. R&R! *Mutters* Soul Calibur 2....
Link: What was that?
Author: Nothing nothing! Soul Calibur 2............
Link:..........
Author: *Nudge nudge, Wink wink* Soul Calibur 2........ R&R!