Disclaimer: I do not own the legend of Zelda, Starcraft, Super Smash
Brothers Melee, Final Fantasy, Sonic the Hedgehog, Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-
Oh, Pokemon or any of the songs mentioned in this fanfic. If there is
something I forgot, let me know.
Party in the house
Chapter 12 Unmistakeably Uncut and Unreleasted
Author: And so now...
Marth: Shut up
Author: Okie
In Zelda's castle
Mewtwo: HEY EVERYONE! I got the UNRELEASED Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Zelda: Unreleased?
Mewtwo: Yep. With ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT EVER AUDITIONED.
Zelda: Sweet let's play.
Mewtwo: Only if I get to sing.
Zelda: *Shudders* Ok....
Zelda: Everyone we shall play SSBM the UUU VERSION.
Romani: UUU?
Mewtwo: Unmistakeably Uncut and Unreleased
Everyone: Sweet.
Now the players can go up to an unlimited amount, so there was a LOT of ppl.
Narrator: CHOOSE UR CHARACTER.
Malon: I hate that guy. Link can you kill him for me?
Link: Ok. *Narrator dies*
Mewtwo: Little Bunny Fufu was hopping through the forest picking up the mushrooms and BOPPPIN' them on the head.
Everyone: *Shudders*
Character list:
All the original SSBM PLUS
Sonic Shadow Miles "Tails" Prower Knuckles Amy Tidus Cloud Strife Sephiroth Lugia Ho-oh Yami Yugi-Muto Archon Dark Magician Ansem Squall/Leon LionHart Zell Dincht Seifer Yuffie Kisaragi Aeris Gainsborough Tifa Lockhart King Arthur Vincent Valentine Sin (Play FFX and you know "Sin") Emerald Weapon Mido Dark Magician Girl Zidane Justin Timberlake Para Dox Little Bunny Fufu Sora Kairi Riku Donald Duck Goofy Haunter Majora's Mask Keaton the ghost fox Sephiorth Choir Cleetus the Slack-jawed Yokel Eminem CatDog Seymour Lady Yuna Selphie Rinoa Joanna Dark Hades (From Hercules) Din Nayru Farore Malon Romani Ruto Saria Sliffer the sky dragon Obelisk the tormentor The winged dragon of Ra Goku Author Author
Everyone fought and fought till only the following people were left:
Ra Goku Din Nayru Farore Lady Yuna Seymour Mewtwo Sephiroth Marth Zelda Link Donald
Everyone left: *Wheez* this is so hard.
Ra: DIE! *Fires sunlight beam*
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH *Gets eliminated*
Din: HYA!!!!! *Din's fire except stronger*
Yuna: Summon! *Summons Anima*
Anima: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Kills most people with Pain*
Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!! *Kills Anima and Yuna*
Sephiroth: *Slash*
Goku gets eliminated.
People left: Mewtwo, Sephiroth and Donald.
Sephiroth does the shadow flare at Donald.
Donald: Quack. So you know some spells huh? They're not good enough for me though.
Mewtwo: Well you both suck. HAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shadow Ball* (These guys are total numbskulls)
Donald: (These guys need to shut up)
Sephiroth: (They've got mental problems messing with me)
Narrator: Guys. Everyone has a special ability no one else has. Donald, you have the ability to regain magic little by little. Mewtwo, you have the ability to freeze, move and recover hp as well. Sephiroth, you have the ability to reincarnate yourself.
Everyone: K
Donald: DIE! Gravaga!!!!!
Mewtwo: No, you die. *Knocks Donald out of the arena*
Donald is eliminated
Mewtwo: Now you. *Tackles Seph*
Seph: AHHHHHHH*Dies*
Narrator: Set!!
Then...
Everyone: Huh?
A white design that looks like the spellbinding circle appears in midair. It shoots a thin white beam at the ground. When the beam reaches the groun, a small white explosion ensues. When the dust settles, a man is kneeling where the explosion was.
This man had white hair, and was wearing what looked like Seymour's outfit, except all black. His hair was white, but in a cool way. Styled with bangs, he stands up. Then, he shoots his left hand to the left and a black wing comes out of him. He turns around. It was Sephiroth.
Everyone: OMG
Narrator: Oh yea. He gets the special ability reincarnation. This is the reincarnation.
Seph: *Draws sword* *makes ugh and hauh* *Slash and miss*
Mewtwo: *Teleport* *Shadow Ball*
Seph: *Slash*
Mewtwo: UGH!!!!!!
Seph: HAH!!!!!! *Charges to attack*
Seph's choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *Barrier* Hah. *Recover*
Seph: SUPER NOVA. *Super Nova*
Mewtwo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Twitch* *evil look*
Seph: Hah. You're no match for me.
Mewtwo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The wind becomes out of control. Music starts playing. Everything is moving eerily. Fire starts burning. Psychic forces start appearing, causing chaos. Mewtwo starts charging up a white beam.
Mewtwo: Powers of Light Powers of Darkness. Combine your powers and make them plight. Elements of fire water wind thunder ice earth combine ur powers and show these fools your awesome might. Power of holiness enter your power and combine your powers to destroy all. Matter of gravity enter this realm. Destroy them with your power.
Then Mewtwo shot out a beam that seemed like the gate guardian attacking, combined with hyper beam, kamehameha, Ultima, Neutron Blast, and the "Final Fantasy".
Seph: UGH, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Falls on one knee* *Starts to disintegrate*
Narrator: GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *Pant*
Everyone: HEY MEWTWO!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Mewtwo: Hey, I just whooped all your candy asses. Shut up.
Zelda: Guys, let's just not play this anymore.
Everyone: K
Yugi: Hi everyone.
Everyone: Ahoy Yugi.
Link: Wassup my little friend.
Yugi: `_'
Link: OKAY OKAY.
Ash: Hi everyone.
Everyone:.........
Ash: Good bye. *Leaves*
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: OMFG!!! SEVEN DAYS ALREADY PAST!!
Everyone: How?
Zelda: I DON'T KNOW!
Everyone: Well, host another one soon then k Zelda?
Zelda: K.
Author: Hey, go now.
Everyone leaves
DO NOT WORRY. THIS STORY WILL GO ON. Zelda will host another party, or will SHE????????????
Zelda: Of course I will.
Author: What if I decide you don't?
Zelda: I still will host one anyways.
Author: Then I'd lock you up in a room with Hikaru while she sings.
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author: Then Seph. Then Sora. Then Mido. Then Mewtwo wihle singing Little Bunny Fufu. Then Navi. Then Link. *Zelda: :)* Then Ganon *Zelda: !_!* Then with Link again.
Zelda: I don't get your point.
Author: You disobey me, you get punished. You rebel against me, you get rewarded. I like that. Now readers don't forget to R&R. I ONLY HAVE TWO FRICKIN REVIEWS PPL. I WILL START NAMING NAMES IF I DON'T GET REVIEWS. CUZ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS NOT THE WAY IM FEELING TONIGHT, YOU GOT ME? R&R.
Party in the house
Chapter 12 Unmistakeably Uncut and Unreleasted
Author: And so now...
Marth: Shut up
Author: Okie
In Zelda's castle
Mewtwo: HEY EVERYONE! I got the UNRELEASED Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Zelda: Unreleased?
Mewtwo: Yep. With ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT EVER AUDITIONED.
Zelda: Sweet let's play.
Mewtwo: Only if I get to sing.
Zelda: *Shudders* Ok....
Zelda: Everyone we shall play SSBM the UUU VERSION.
Romani: UUU?
Mewtwo: Unmistakeably Uncut and Unreleased
Everyone: Sweet.
Now the players can go up to an unlimited amount, so there was a LOT of ppl.
Narrator: CHOOSE UR CHARACTER.
Malon: I hate that guy. Link can you kill him for me?
Link: Ok. *Narrator dies*
Mewtwo: Little Bunny Fufu was hopping through the forest picking up the mushrooms and BOPPPIN' them on the head.
Everyone: *Shudders*
Character list:
All the original SSBM PLUS
Sonic Shadow Miles "Tails" Prower Knuckles Amy Tidus Cloud Strife Sephiroth Lugia Ho-oh Yami Yugi-Muto Archon Dark Magician Ansem Squall/Leon LionHart Zell Dincht Seifer Yuffie Kisaragi Aeris Gainsborough Tifa Lockhart King Arthur Vincent Valentine Sin (Play FFX and you know "Sin") Emerald Weapon Mido Dark Magician Girl Zidane Justin Timberlake Para Dox Little Bunny Fufu Sora Kairi Riku Donald Duck Goofy Haunter Majora's Mask Keaton the ghost fox Sephiorth Choir Cleetus the Slack-jawed Yokel Eminem CatDog Seymour Lady Yuna Selphie Rinoa Joanna Dark Hades (From Hercules) Din Nayru Farore Malon Romani Ruto Saria Sliffer the sky dragon Obelisk the tormentor The winged dragon of Ra Goku Author Author
Everyone fought and fought till only the following people were left:
Ra Goku Din Nayru Farore Lady Yuna Seymour Mewtwo Sephiroth Marth Zelda Link Donald
Everyone left: *Wheez* this is so hard.
Ra: DIE! *Fires sunlight beam*
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH *Gets eliminated*
Din: HYA!!!!! *Din's fire except stronger*
Yuna: Summon! *Summons Anima*
Anima: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Kills most people with Pain*
Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!! *Kills Anima and Yuna*
Sephiroth: *Slash*
Goku gets eliminated.
People left: Mewtwo, Sephiroth and Donald.
Sephiroth does the shadow flare at Donald.
Donald: Quack. So you know some spells huh? They're not good enough for me though.
Mewtwo: Well you both suck. HAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Shadow Ball* (These guys are total numbskulls)
Donald: (These guys need to shut up)
Sephiroth: (They've got mental problems messing with me)
Narrator: Guys. Everyone has a special ability no one else has. Donald, you have the ability to regain magic little by little. Mewtwo, you have the ability to freeze, move and recover hp as well. Sephiroth, you have the ability to reincarnate yourself.
Everyone: K
Donald: DIE! Gravaga!!!!!
Mewtwo: No, you die. *Knocks Donald out of the arena*
Donald is eliminated
Mewtwo: Now you. *Tackles Seph*
Seph: AHHHHHHH*Dies*
Narrator: Set!!
Then...
Everyone: Huh?
A white design that looks like the spellbinding circle appears in midair. It shoots a thin white beam at the ground. When the beam reaches the groun, a small white explosion ensues. When the dust settles, a man is kneeling where the explosion was.
This man had white hair, and was wearing what looked like Seymour's outfit, except all black. His hair was white, but in a cool way. Styled with bangs, he stands up. Then, he shoots his left hand to the left and a black wing comes out of him. He turns around. It was Sephiroth.
Everyone: OMG
Narrator: Oh yea. He gets the special ability reincarnation. This is the reincarnation.
Seph: *Draws sword* *makes ugh and hauh* *Slash and miss*
Mewtwo: *Teleport* *Shadow Ball*
Seph: *Slash*
Mewtwo: UGH!!!!!!
Seph: HAH!!!!!! *Charges to attack*
Seph's choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *Barrier* Hah. *Recover*
Seph: SUPER NOVA. *Super Nova*
Mewtwo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Twitch* *evil look*
Seph: Hah. You're no match for me.
Mewtwo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The wind becomes out of control. Music starts playing. Everything is moving eerily. Fire starts burning. Psychic forces start appearing, causing chaos. Mewtwo starts charging up a white beam.
Mewtwo: Powers of Light Powers of Darkness. Combine your powers and make them plight. Elements of fire water wind thunder ice earth combine ur powers and show these fools your awesome might. Power of holiness enter your power and combine your powers to destroy all. Matter of gravity enter this realm. Destroy them with your power.
Then Mewtwo shot out a beam that seemed like the gate guardian attacking, combined with hyper beam, kamehameha, Ultima, Neutron Blast, and the "Final Fantasy".
Seph: UGH, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Falls on one knee* *Starts to disintegrate*
Narrator: GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *Pant*
Everyone: HEY MEWTWO!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Mewtwo: Hey, I just whooped all your candy asses. Shut up.
Zelda: Guys, let's just not play this anymore.
Everyone: K
Yugi: Hi everyone.
Everyone: Ahoy Yugi.
Link: Wassup my little friend.
Yugi: `_'
Link: OKAY OKAY.
Ash: Hi everyone.
Everyone:.........
Ash: Good bye. *Leaves*
Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: OMFG!!! SEVEN DAYS ALREADY PAST!!
Everyone: How?
Zelda: I DON'T KNOW!
Everyone: Well, host another one soon then k Zelda?
Zelda: K.
Author: Hey, go now.
Everyone leaves
DO NOT WORRY. THIS STORY WILL GO ON. Zelda will host another party, or will SHE????????????
Zelda: Of course I will.
Author: What if I decide you don't?
Zelda: I still will host one anyways.
Author: Then I'd lock you up in a room with Hikaru while she sings.
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author: Then Seph. Then Sora. Then Mido. Then Mewtwo wihle singing Little Bunny Fufu. Then Navi. Then Link. *Zelda: :)* Then Ganon *Zelda: !_!* Then with Link again.
Zelda: I don't get your point.
Author: You disobey me, you get punished. You rebel against me, you get rewarded. I like that. Now readers don't forget to R&R. I ONLY HAVE TWO FRICKIN REVIEWS PPL. I WILL START NAMING NAMES IF I DON'T GET REVIEWS. CUZ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS NOT THE WAY IM FEELING TONIGHT, YOU GOT ME? R&R.