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Fantasy 7-10, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Southpark, the Simpsons, Yu-Gi-
Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Starcraft, Pokemon, Megaman or Trigun.
Chapter 13: Stone Cold Crazy yo.
Author:YO IM TERRIBLY SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR A WHILE.
Reviewer: It's okay.
Author: Thanks. Now I titled this chapter "Stone Cold Crazy yo" for a reason. In this chappie, everyone goes stone cold crazy for something. It's also a song I dled about Trigun. :) Now on with the chapter. J/k
????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (A/N Remember ??? is me, but ????=unknown person)
????: I WILL GET YOU NOW. YOU'RE UNARMED. Hahahahhahaahahhaa.
The person running away wore a big red jacket. He had spikey yellow/blonde hair that was spikeyer than Cloud's hair. He was running like a big idiot.
????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
????: You can't escape me Vash the Stampede. I will get you.
Vash: But I'm unarmed! *Keeps Running*
????: You're worth $60,000,000,000.00. I'm not letting you go.
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Huh?
A warp appears out of nowhere.
Vash&????: ???????
Just kidding.
Vash&????: Oh.
????: DIE!!!!
Vash: AHHHH.
????: *Shoots*
The bullet hit Vash, and he fell.
Vash: Ugh...
????: HAHAHAAHAH. I'm RICH. I'M RICH!
Merryl: Not so fast. *Pulls out a gun*
????: Uhhhh..
Merryl: Stay right there and no one gets hurt. Drop that gun.
????: *drops gun*
Milly: Yeah now get away. *Pulls out a bazooka looking gun :)*
Vash: HOLY...
Milly: SHUT UP. I got bigger weapons. This is one of my smallest.
Vash:............
Merryl: Well let's go Vash. You're lucky I found you.
Vash: Errrr yeah. Do either of you have any food?
Merryl&Milly:.............
Vash: WHAT???? Oh well. It's time for the emergency pack.
Milly: Emergency pack?
Vash pulls out a carton box that says "Dunkin' Donuts"
Merryl: I should've known.
Vash: *Eats a donut* MMMMMMMMMM. *With japanese Accent* Love, Peace and Donuts.
Merryl: *The good ol' slap to the forehead*
Milly: Ok, so where to now?
Merryl: Maybe we should go to the new town. You know, the one near the "Temple".
Vash: Sounds good to me. *Eats another donut*
Merryl: You eat like a total pig.
Vash: Hey, I like Donuts. Don't you?
Milly: Sure. In fact, can I have one?
Vash: Sure. I have 50 in here. :)
Milly: :)
They go to the new town.
Fish man: HEY GET YOUR FISH. FISH ARE RICH IN NUTRIENTS OF ALL SORTS. MAKES YOU MUCH STRONGER AND TOUGHER. Hey Vash. Have some fish. *Runs over*
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Merryl: Vash, he's just selling some fish. I'll take 5.
Fish Man: Here. Have them on me. You need fish anyways.
Milly: Thank you very much.
Fish Man: So Vash, see you later. *Goes away advertising more fish* I gotta find Lan.
Vash: I still prefer Donuts over fish.
Merryl: Well, let's rent a room.
Milly: Ok Miss Merryl.
Merryl: I told you not to call me that.
Vash: Hahaahahaahahah.
Merryl: .\/.
_____
At the inn.
Merryl: So can we have a room for three please?
Clerk: I'll give you a room for free if you give me some donuts.
Milly: Oh dear, the cost of this inn is expensive.
Merryl: *Checks* *Gasp* That's expensive.
Clerk: Yep. Highest quality in the land. But like I said, I'll give you a room for free for some donuts.
Vash: Here have some. *Gives whole box*
Clerk: A WHOLE BOX!!!! Sweet. Thanks. Room 60, floor 3. *Gives the key*
Milly: Thank you very much sir.
In room 60, floor 3.
Merryl: WHAT????!!!!!! ONLY TWO BEDS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milly: Well, someone is gonna have to sleep on the floor.
Vash: Well I'm certainly not.
Milly&Merryl: *The dirty look*
Vash: Okay okay.
During that night.
Vash: Ehhughgughguhguhgh. It's so cold.
An eerie silence occurs.
Vash: sooooo coooollldddd.
????: Sleep powder....
Vash: Huh? What is this *Yawn* dust......*Sleeps*
????: Good job Butterfree. Let's go take him to the temple.
At the temple.
Vash: *wakes up* Huh?
Vash was tied up near a wall.
Vash: HEY WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL HERE?
Gary: Well, I've been sent to capture you. You're supposedly worth $60,000,000,000. That's quite a lot for one man.
Vash: *Sigh* Another hunter....
Gary: Now, I shall put you in a warp, so that you will be sent to my master in the land of Hyrule. Goodbye Vash the Stampede.
During that time.
Merryl: I can't sleep. I wonder how Vash is doing. *Checks*
Merryl: *Gasp* VASH ISNT HERE! Milly wake up.
Milly: Hmmmmm?
Merryl: Vash is gone!
Milly: WHAT? Where could he be?
Merryl: To the Temple.
Milly: Why?
Merryl: I don't really know.
At the Temple.
Gary: Take these offers grant us might.
Meryl: Stay there, BUSTER.
Gary: MUHAHAHAHHAH. Time Travel.
A warp appeared, and everyone except Gary was taken.
Gary: Smell ya later. *Walks away*
Everone in the warp: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Thump.
Merryl: Hey where are we?
Milly: I don't know. Hey, we landed near a castle.
Vash: *Sigh* I don't have any more backup donuts.
Merryl: Well, I got the fish.
Vash: Ok, let's eat fish.
Everyone took one fish, leaving them with two fish left.
Vash: Wow, I didn't know fish were that good.
Merryl: :)
Castle Guard: Hey you. GET AWAY FROM HERE. Do you have anything to do with the party going on here?
Vash: Hey there's a party, and in a party there's bound to be food.
Milly: Good idea Vash.
Merryl: Ahem. Yes, we do.
Castle Guard: Have you been invited?
Merryl: Yes.
CG: I could like to see your invitation message please.
Merryl: Oh, the host here sent us a personal saying that we could come. (This guy is dumb)
CG: Ok then, you may enter.
Vash: Wow, I didn't think you'd pull it off.
Merryl: Meh.
In the castle.
Zelda: *Sigh* I gotta host another party.
Author: I am allowing you to.
Zelda: YAYNESS.
So Zelda telephoned everyone except Ruto, but Ruto somehow knew anyway.
Everyone: DA PARTY IS BACK.
Vash: Well, let's get going.
They enter.
Everyone: ..........
Link: Who are you?
Zelda: I never invited anyone I didn't know. And I don't know you. Which means I didn't invite you.
Ruto: No duh Zelda.
Vash: Hey, I just want some food.
Zelda: Okay. But you must join the party first. And to join the party you must have snuck past the guards AND defeat one of our party members.
Vash: That can't be hard. *Pulls out a gun*
Vincent: Oh guns eh? I'll duel you with guns. Let's go.
So Vash and Vincent start shooting each other, missing each time.
Vash: *Click click click* Oh shoot.
Vincent: Aha!!! *Fires rapidly*
Vash: AHHHHH *Dodges bullet like an idiot*
Vincent: *Click click click* How the...
Vash: *Panting*
Vincent: We're both out of bullets.
Vash: Oh really?
Vash's left arm starts to move oddly. Then his hand moves out of place, revealing a gun barrel.
Everyone: HOLY MOTHER..
Vash: SHUT UP. *Cock* I still have secondary weapons.
Vincent: Ok. FIRE!!! Vash was hit by fire spell.
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NOT FIRE!!!
Merryl: Oh dear. He's afraid of fire.
Vincent: HYA!. *Kick and punch*
Vash: AHHHH. *Kick and punch back*
Vincent: Ugh, how could I lose?
Zelda: OMG. YOU BEAT VINCENT. IN A GUN FIGHT TOO.
Merryl: He's Vash the Stampede. You don't know him?
Marth: Ahhh yes. The legend of the Human Typhoon, Vash the Stampede.
Zelda: Ok
Vash: I'm Vash the Stampede.
Milly: Milly Thompson, sirs and ladies.
Merryl: Merryl Strife is the name.
Everyone:..........................................
Cloud:.................
Aeris: Ummmmmm, Cloud...
Cloud: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
Merryl: Huh?
Milly: Huh?
Vash: Huh? *Munch*
Tifa: Cloud, YOUR LAST NAME IS STRIFE.
Cloud: I know...
Merryl: Really? That's interesting. I had a father named Cloud too.
Everyone:......................
Cloud: Errrrr..........
Merryl: Just kidding :)
Everone: WHEW.
Kirby: I'm confused.
Nabooru: So am I, so am i.
Aeris: Well, who was your mother?
Zelda: *CoughCoughidiotsCoughCough*
Merryl: I never met my mother, my father just said that my mother had disappeared. He trained me to use guns.
Cloud: I have never ever trained anyone to use guns.
Seph: But I saw u use guns.
Cloud: I DON'T USE GUNS MAN. I USE SWORDS.
Zelda: Ok let's play a game or sing songs. Pick.
Everyone: SING SONGS.
Vash: Singing? I love Singing. *IN a deep voice* Stone cold crazy yo. *normal voice* Give me an electric guitar.
An electric guitar is handed to him by a random person.
Vash: Oh yeah.
Merryl: *Anime Sweatdrop*
Link: Hey I'm starting a band, anyone who wants to audition, come right up.
Everyone goes to Link.
Link: AHHHHHH.
So everybody auditioned. The people who entered were.
Dark Link Malon Romani Lin Seph Aeris Vash Shadow Goron Link Deku Link Zora Link Fierce Deity Justin Timberlake
Zelda: Justin Timberlake????!!!!
Justin: I wanted join.
Link: Okay. Now which song shall we sing?
Seph's Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OH GOD NO.
Seph's Choir: Okay. *Disappears*
Shadow: *Starts playing violin part for Where is the love*
Link: People killing people dying.
Seph: Children hurt and ya hear them cryin.
Dark Link: Can you practice what you preach.
Link: And would you turn the otha cheek?
Aeris: Father father father help us.
Lin: Send some guidance from above.
Seph: Cuz people got me got me questioning.
Everyone: Where is the love?
Dark Link: Where is the the love.
Aeris: Where is the love.
Everyone: Where is the
Justin: LOVE, THE LOVE THE LOVE.
Link: What's wrong with the world mama? People livin like they aint got no mamas.
Seph: I think the whole world is addicted to the drama. Attracted to only things that'll bring you trauma.
Vash: Overseas yeah we try to stop terrorism. But we still got terrorists livin here, in the USA, the big CIA. The blood the Krips and the KKK.
Link: If you only have love for your own race, then you only leave space to discriminate. And if you descriminate only generates hate. And when you hate you're boudn to get Irate.
Seph: Brudda you gotta love just to set it straight, meditate your mind and gravitate to the love y'all.
Everyone: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO.
Vash: STONE COLD CRAZY YO.
Please R&R. Yes it is the end of the chapter. Short compared to others. Not as good, but this was just to introduce our newest member to my stories, Vash the Stampede, Merryl and Milly Thompson AND don't forget Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Now I know Merryl's last name may be spelled Stryfe or Strife, so so please tell me which one it really is. Also, I'm sorry for not updating soon enough.
Vash: :)
Author: Don't forget.
Vash&Author: Love, Peace and Donuts.
Chapter 13: Stone Cold Crazy yo.
Author:YO IM TERRIBLY SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE FOR A WHILE.
Reviewer: It's okay.
Author: Thanks. Now I titled this chapter "Stone Cold Crazy yo" for a reason. In this chappie, everyone goes stone cold crazy for something. It's also a song I dled about Trigun. :) Now on with the chapter. J/k
????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (A/N Remember ??? is me, but ????=unknown person)
????: I WILL GET YOU NOW. YOU'RE UNARMED. Hahahahhahaahahhaa.
The person running away wore a big red jacket. He had spikey yellow/blonde hair that was spikeyer than Cloud's hair. He was running like a big idiot.
????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
????: You can't escape me Vash the Stampede. I will get you.
Vash: But I'm unarmed! *Keeps Running*
????: You're worth $60,000,000,000.00. I'm not letting you go.
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Huh?
A warp appears out of nowhere.
Vash&????: ???????
Just kidding.
Vash&????: Oh.
????: DIE!!!!
Vash: AHHHH.
????: *Shoots*
The bullet hit Vash, and he fell.
Vash: Ugh...
????: HAHAHAAHAH. I'm RICH. I'M RICH!
Merryl: Not so fast. *Pulls out a gun*
????: Uhhhh..
Merryl: Stay right there and no one gets hurt. Drop that gun.
????: *drops gun*
Milly: Yeah now get away. *Pulls out a bazooka looking gun :)*
Vash: HOLY...
Milly: SHUT UP. I got bigger weapons. This is one of my smallest.
Vash:............
Merryl: Well let's go Vash. You're lucky I found you.
Vash: Errrr yeah. Do either of you have any food?
Merryl&Milly:.............
Vash: WHAT???? Oh well. It's time for the emergency pack.
Milly: Emergency pack?
Vash pulls out a carton box that says "Dunkin' Donuts"
Merryl: I should've known.
Vash: *Eats a donut* MMMMMMMMMM. *With japanese Accent* Love, Peace and Donuts.
Merryl: *The good ol' slap to the forehead*
Milly: Ok, so where to now?
Merryl: Maybe we should go to the new town. You know, the one near the "Temple".
Vash: Sounds good to me. *Eats another donut*
Merryl: You eat like a total pig.
Vash: Hey, I like Donuts. Don't you?
Milly: Sure. In fact, can I have one?
Vash: Sure. I have 50 in here. :)
Milly: :)
They go to the new town.
Fish man: HEY GET YOUR FISH. FISH ARE RICH IN NUTRIENTS OF ALL SORTS. MAKES YOU MUCH STRONGER AND TOUGHER. Hey Vash. Have some fish. *Runs over*
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Merryl: Vash, he's just selling some fish. I'll take 5.
Fish Man: Here. Have them on me. You need fish anyways.
Milly: Thank you very much.
Fish Man: So Vash, see you later. *Goes away advertising more fish* I gotta find Lan.
Vash: I still prefer Donuts over fish.
Merryl: Well, let's rent a room.
Milly: Ok Miss Merryl.
Merryl: I told you not to call me that.
Vash: Hahaahahaahahah.
Merryl: .\/.
_____
At the inn.
Merryl: So can we have a room for three please?
Clerk: I'll give you a room for free if you give me some donuts.
Milly: Oh dear, the cost of this inn is expensive.
Merryl: *Checks* *Gasp* That's expensive.
Clerk: Yep. Highest quality in the land. But like I said, I'll give you a room for free for some donuts.
Vash: Here have some. *Gives whole box*
Clerk: A WHOLE BOX!!!! Sweet. Thanks. Room 60, floor 3. *Gives the key*
Milly: Thank you very much sir.
In room 60, floor 3.
Merryl: WHAT????!!!!!! ONLY TWO BEDS?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Milly: Well, someone is gonna have to sleep on the floor.
Vash: Well I'm certainly not.
Milly&Merryl: *The dirty look*
Vash: Okay okay.
During that night.
Vash: Ehhughgughguhguhgh. It's so cold.
An eerie silence occurs.
Vash: sooooo coooollldddd.
????: Sleep powder....
Vash: Huh? What is this *Yawn* dust......*Sleeps*
????: Good job Butterfree. Let's go take him to the temple.
At the temple.
Vash: *wakes up* Huh?
Vash was tied up near a wall.
Vash: HEY WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL HERE?
Gary: Well, I've been sent to capture you. You're supposedly worth $60,000,000,000. That's quite a lot for one man.
Vash: *Sigh* Another hunter....
Gary: Now, I shall put you in a warp, so that you will be sent to my master in the land of Hyrule. Goodbye Vash the Stampede.
During that time.
Merryl: I can't sleep. I wonder how Vash is doing. *Checks*
Merryl: *Gasp* VASH ISNT HERE! Milly wake up.
Milly: Hmmmmm?
Merryl: Vash is gone!
Milly: WHAT? Where could he be?
Merryl: To the Temple.
Milly: Why?
Merryl: I don't really know.
At the Temple.
Gary: Take these offers grant us might.
Meryl: Stay there, BUSTER.
Gary: MUHAHAHAHHAH. Time Travel.
A warp appeared, and everyone except Gary was taken.
Gary: Smell ya later. *Walks away*
Everone in the warp: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Thump.
Merryl: Hey where are we?
Milly: I don't know. Hey, we landed near a castle.
Vash: *Sigh* I don't have any more backup donuts.
Merryl: Well, I got the fish.
Vash: Ok, let's eat fish.
Everyone took one fish, leaving them with two fish left.
Vash: Wow, I didn't know fish were that good.
Merryl: :)
Castle Guard: Hey you. GET AWAY FROM HERE. Do you have anything to do with the party going on here?
Vash: Hey there's a party, and in a party there's bound to be food.
Milly: Good idea Vash.
Merryl: Ahem. Yes, we do.
Castle Guard: Have you been invited?
Merryl: Yes.
CG: I could like to see your invitation message please.
Merryl: Oh, the host here sent us a personal saying that we could come. (This guy is dumb)
CG: Ok then, you may enter.
Vash: Wow, I didn't think you'd pull it off.
Merryl: Meh.
In the castle.
Zelda: *Sigh* I gotta host another party.
Author: I am allowing you to.
Zelda: YAYNESS.
So Zelda telephoned everyone except Ruto, but Ruto somehow knew anyway.
Everyone: DA PARTY IS BACK.
Vash: Well, let's get going.
They enter.
Everyone: ..........
Link: Who are you?
Zelda: I never invited anyone I didn't know. And I don't know you. Which means I didn't invite you.
Ruto: No duh Zelda.
Vash: Hey, I just want some food.
Zelda: Okay. But you must join the party first. And to join the party you must have snuck past the guards AND defeat one of our party members.
Vash: That can't be hard. *Pulls out a gun*
Vincent: Oh guns eh? I'll duel you with guns. Let's go.
So Vash and Vincent start shooting each other, missing each time.
Vash: *Click click click* Oh shoot.
Vincent: Aha!!! *Fires rapidly*
Vash: AHHHHH *Dodges bullet like an idiot*
Vincent: *Click click click* How the...
Vash: *Panting*
Vincent: We're both out of bullets.
Vash: Oh really?
Vash's left arm starts to move oddly. Then his hand moves out of place, revealing a gun barrel.
Everyone: HOLY MOTHER..
Vash: SHUT UP. *Cock* I still have secondary weapons.
Vincent: Ok. FIRE!!! Vash was hit by fire spell.
Vash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. NOT FIRE!!!
Merryl: Oh dear. He's afraid of fire.
Vincent: HYA!. *Kick and punch*
Vash: AHHHH. *Kick and punch back*
Vincent: Ugh, how could I lose?
Zelda: OMG. YOU BEAT VINCENT. IN A GUN FIGHT TOO.
Merryl: He's Vash the Stampede. You don't know him?
Marth: Ahhh yes. The legend of the Human Typhoon, Vash the Stampede.
Zelda: Ok
Vash: I'm Vash the Stampede.
Milly: Milly Thompson, sirs and ladies.
Merryl: Merryl Strife is the name.
Everyone:..........................................
Cloud:.................
Aeris: Ummmmmm, Cloud...
Cloud: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
Merryl: Huh?
Milly: Huh?
Vash: Huh? *Munch*
Tifa: Cloud, YOUR LAST NAME IS STRIFE.
Cloud: I know...
Merryl: Really? That's interesting. I had a father named Cloud too.
Everyone:......................
Cloud: Errrrr..........
Merryl: Just kidding :)
Everone: WHEW.
Kirby: I'm confused.
Nabooru: So am I, so am i.
Aeris: Well, who was your mother?
Zelda: *CoughCoughidiotsCoughCough*
Merryl: I never met my mother, my father just said that my mother had disappeared. He trained me to use guns.
Cloud: I have never ever trained anyone to use guns.
Seph: But I saw u use guns.
Cloud: I DON'T USE GUNS MAN. I USE SWORDS.
Zelda: Ok let's play a game or sing songs. Pick.
Everyone: SING SONGS.
Vash: Singing? I love Singing. *IN a deep voice* Stone cold crazy yo. *normal voice* Give me an electric guitar.
An electric guitar is handed to him by a random person.
Vash: Oh yeah.
Merryl: *Anime Sweatdrop*
Link: Hey I'm starting a band, anyone who wants to audition, come right up.
Everyone goes to Link.
Link: AHHHHHH.
So everybody auditioned. The people who entered were.
Dark Link Malon Romani Lin Seph Aeris Vash Shadow Goron Link Deku Link Zora Link Fierce Deity Justin Timberlake
Zelda: Justin Timberlake????!!!!
Justin: I wanted join.
Link: Okay. Now which song shall we sing?
Seph's Choir: SEPHIROTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OH GOD NO.
Seph's Choir: Okay. *Disappears*
Shadow: *Starts playing violin part for Where is the love*
Link: People killing people dying.
Seph: Children hurt and ya hear them cryin.
Dark Link: Can you practice what you preach.
Link: And would you turn the otha cheek?
Aeris: Father father father help us.
Lin: Send some guidance from above.
Seph: Cuz people got me got me questioning.
Everyone: Where is the love?
Dark Link: Where is the the love.
Aeris: Where is the love.
Everyone: Where is the
Justin: LOVE, THE LOVE THE LOVE.
Link: What's wrong with the world mama? People livin like they aint got no mamas.
Seph: I think the whole world is addicted to the drama. Attracted to only things that'll bring you trauma.
Vash: Overseas yeah we try to stop terrorism. But we still got terrorists livin here, in the USA, the big CIA. The blood the Krips and the KKK.
Link: If you only have love for your own race, then you only leave space to discriminate. And if you descriminate only generates hate. And when you hate you're boudn to get Irate.
Seph: Brudda you gotta love just to set it straight, meditate your mind and gravitate to the love y'all.
Everyone: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO.
Vash: STONE COLD CRAZY YO.
Please R&R. Yes it is the end of the chapter. Short compared to others. Not as good, but this was just to introduce our newest member to my stories, Vash the Stampede, Merryl and Milly Thompson AND don't forget Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Now I know Merryl's last name may be spelled Stryfe or Strife, so so please tell me which one it really is. Also, I'm sorry for not updating soon enough.
Vash: :)
Author: Don't forget.
Vash&Author: Love, Peace and Donuts.