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Party in the House
Note: If It doesn't say Party in the House anywhere in any documents of mine, that's just a sign of laziness and I will try to get working later. Just bear with me. You know the title of the story already.
Warning!: Some of the characters maybe ooc (Out Of Character). Especially Knives :)
Chapter 14: Legato's Weird Life
Zelda: Ok everyone. We are now about to go on a tv show called temptation island.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Just kidding.
Everyone: Oh.
Vash: 99 BOTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER. YA TAKE ONE DOWN AND GULP IT DOWN. 34 DONUTS OF BEER ON THE WALL. *Snore*
Milly: Oh Gosh Mr. Vash.
Merryl: (Oh man. He's drunk again. Well he does look cuter when he's sleeping. LEGATO U BETTER NOT BE READING THIS)
Legato: Hehe
Merryl: .\ /.
Legato: ^_\\
Merryl: 1. (^ .\ /.) -------------- 2. .\ /. ) O.o\\ ----------------- -- 3. O*\\
Legato: X(
Author: Let me explain this. Legato was reading Merryl's mind. Legato laughs about it. Merryl gets pissed off. She raises her hand. (1.) In (2.), she throws her punch and Legato is confused. (3.) Legato is Hit in his right eye. And then he faints like Vash. Hope u enjoyed my creative symbols. :)
Zelda: Wow Merryl. You have quite the punch. I gotta learn how to do that the next time Link tries to do err, "Something" Again.
Merryl: Nah, these guys I hang around with, are total numbskulls. Too easy to knock them out. :)
Zelda: ATTENTION EVERYONE. We will all be playing a part in a show called Island Survival. Let's go. Now Danimoth is too busy so I'll need to ask for some way to transfer us to the show.
Malon: What would we do there?
Zelda: I don't really know.......
One hour later....
Zelda: NO ONE HAS A TRANSPORT????
Vash: OF COURSE NO ONE HAS A TRANSPORT.
Cloud: Cid is too busy. The Highwind crashed, so he's gonna need to repair it.
Zelda: ...............
How will they get their transport? Find out next chappie.....
Knives: HELL NO.
Everyone: O.o
Knives: Hi. My name is Millions Knives. And I'm a superior being. HAHAHA. Now you need a ride right? I'm offering you a ride for 1,000,000 rupees.
Zelda: Done. *Writes check* Here ya go.
Knives: K. Now I have 60,000,000,000 porches and bmw's ready just for this.
Merryl: HOLY ****
So everyone got in a nice ar and got to the airline.
Sonic: So we are going on the special new safari world plane to Island Survival.
Clerk: Ok. Here ya go. Have a good time.
Shadow: (Why did they send Sonic?)
On the airplane.
Rinoa: Hey Squall, over here.
Squall:Ok Rinoa.
Yuna: Tidus.
Tidus: Comin.
Knives: Hey Vash sit here. I gotta talk to you.
Vash: ?????? Ok....
Cloud: Oh boy, I better hide.
Aeris: Cloud
Tifa: Cloud
Cloud: (****) Hey, there is a three seat in the back. I'm going there. *Sits in Middle*
Tifa and Aeris get up and sat next to Cloud, as expected.
Cloud: ........
Link: (Oh boy. I better sit somewhere secluded) *Whistle* *Walks away*
Link walked into another section of the plane, but then..
Seph: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?????? GET THE HELL OUT F HERE!!!! NOW!
Link: Okay, okay. *Walks out*
Zelda: Link!! *Runs toward him*
Link: ()_()
This is what happens. Ruto jumps in and tackles Zelda very hard. Then Malon shoots Ruto with a rock she was carrying(I don't know why), but Romani was hiding the whole time, attacking when all the girls were down.
(A/N Also,I made Romani win cuz no one likes Romani. I havent seen one Romani link story, maybe cuz of Malon. Tee hee. OH NO IM BECOMING A GIRL AHHHHH.)
Romani: *Giggle*
Link: *Anime Sweatdrop* ()*_* Uhhhh....
Romani: Come here Grasshopper.
Link: ;) *Twitch*
Romani: *More Giggling*
The other girls: Ugh..
Sonic: Time to get some shut-eye.
Shadow: Whatever. *Gets an mp3 player*
Merryl: *Sigh* More work to do.
Milly: Wolfwood, what kind of a past did you have?
Wolf: Errrrr, ummm well I had a good one, but this future is even better with you. :)
Milly: *Blush*
Knives: Yo Vash, you're probably wondering why I called you.
Vash: Of course. Why?
Knives: First, can you keep a secret?
Vash: (A secret about Knives. I gotta listen to this) Sure.
Knives: Ok, I need your advice on how I should ask out Rem.
Vash: O.o
Knives: Ok, I like Rem, and I wanna go out with her, but not embarrassing myself.
Vash: Oh. Well, Rem is kind and she would understand your feelings. Don't worry, I asked her out myself.
Knives: What happened then?
Vash: Ohohohoho. She just said yes, and we had dinner at a restaurant.
Knives: Ok. But would she say that to me?
Vash: Maybe. Rem is kind to everyone. Even me :)
Knives: Ok.
Legato: (Hmmm. Who should I spy on? Wait, Vash and Knives TALKING??I gotta listen to this)
So Legato had heard the WHOLE CONVERSATION.
Legato: Hehehehehe.
Knives: Huh? (OMG) OMG!
Vash: What?
Knives: I think Legato just overhead us!!!!
Vash: Uh-oh. If this leaks out, you're screwed.
Knives:....
Kenny: MMMMMMmmmmMMMm Mm m Mm MMM MMM Mm Mm.
Cartman: Ok Kenny.
Kenny: MMMMMMMmm mmmmmmm M mm ,MM M m mmmmmmmMM mmM.
Cartman: Very good observer Kenny.
Tifa: (Hehe) *Yawn* I'm very tired....*Closes her eyes and leans on Cloud*
Cloud: *Sweaty*
Aeris: So Cloud, if you had to choose, would you pick me or Tifa?
Cloud: ......... hmp
Areis: Ok. *Does same thing as Tifa*
Cloud: Oh god. (What should I do now? Sleep? That would be a good idea) *Sleeps*
Romani: Hey Link, what new adventures have you been up to lately?
Link: Not many interesting ones.
Romani: Oh come on, you must have done something exciting.
Link: Well, you see, I have been traveling through Holodrum and Labryanna, but they're boring.
Romani: Oh come on, please tell me Link.
Link: *Sigh* Alright, I'll tell you.
So Link told Romani of all his adventures in Holodrum and Labryanna.
Legato: I'm SO bored. Hey, let's spy on Squall and Rinoa. Hehe.
Squall: So Rinoa, are you having fun?
Rinoa: I was, but now the real fun starts. *Hugs Squall*
Squall: O-okay.
Rinoa: You know, that gunblade, where did you get it?
Squall: *Sigh* That is a question that may never ever be answered....
Rinoa: No problem. The bigger questions is how I ended up with you. :)
Squall: -_-
Legato: MUAHHAHHA. Squall and Rinoa in love, how funny. Now to Tidus and Yuna.
Yuna: So Tidus, how have you been lately?
Tidus: Oh, not much has happened really. Just heartbroken.
Yuna: Oh. Well do you know where Jecht is?
Tidus: No, I haven't seen him for a while.
Yuna: Oh......... Well that's okay.
Legato: Hahehaheha. I feel so evil.
Knives: Legato, have you been reading minds again?
Legato: Ummmm, no.
Knives: WHY YOU LYING
Legato: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Knives: *Chokes Legato*
Everyone who fell asleep woke up.
Everyone: Huh?
Legato: *Uses powers* Get off of me.
Knives: *Takes out Gun* *Cock* Shut up Bluesummers.
Legato: *Sigh*
Shadow: *Listening to Linkin' Park* One thing, I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Everyone: O.o
Shadow: Yo don't give me that look.
Pilot: We will be lifting off now.
And they lifted off.
TO THE ISLAND THEY GO. What will happen? Will chaos and pandemonium erupt? Will I stop using big words like pandemonium? Will the island be safe? Tune in next time of Zelda's Birthday partay. *Plays DBZ Music*
Party in the House
Note: If It doesn't say Party in the House anywhere in any documents of mine, that's just a sign of laziness and I will try to get working later. Just bear with me. You know the title of the story already.
Warning!: Some of the characters maybe ooc (Out Of Character). Especially Knives :)
Chapter 14: Legato's Weird Life
Zelda: Ok everyone. We are now about to go on a tv show called temptation island.
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Just kidding.
Everyone: Oh.
Vash: 99 BOTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER. YA TAKE ONE DOWN AND GULP IT DOWN. 34 DONUTS OF BEER ON THE WALL. *Snore*
Milly: Oh Gosh Mr. Vash.
Merryl: (Oh man. He's drunk again. Well he does look cuter when he's sleeping. LEGATO U BETTER NOT BE READING THIS)
Legato: Hehe
Merryl: .\ /.
Legato: ^_\\
Merryl: 1. (^ .\ /.) -------------- 2. .\ /. ) O.o\\ ----------------- -- 3. O*\\
Legato: X(
Author: Let me explain this. Legato was reading Merryl's mind. Legato laughs about it. Merryl gets pissed off. She raises her hand. (1.) In (2.), she throws her punch and Legato is confused. (3.) Legato is Hit in his right eye. And then he faints like Vash. Hope u enjoyed my creative symbols. :)
Zelda: Wow Merryl. You have quite the punch. I gotta learn how to do that the next time Link tries to do err, "Something" Again.
Merryl: Nah, these guys I hang around with, are total numbskulls. Too easy to knock them out. :)
Zelda: ATTENTION EVERYONE. We will all be playing a part in a show called Island Survival. Let's go. Now Danimoth is too busy so I'll need to ask for some way to transfer us to the show.
Malon: What would we do there?
Zelda: I don't really know.......
One hour later....
Zelda: NO ONE HAS A TRANSPORT????
Vash: OF COURSE NO ONE HAS A TRANSPORT.
Cloud: Cid is too busy. The Highwind crashed, so he's gonna need to repair it.
Zelda: ...............
How will they get their transport? Find out next chappie.....
Knives: HELL NO.
Everyone: O.o
Knives: Hi. My name is Millions Knives. And I'm a superior being. HAHAHA. Now you need a ride right? I'm offering you a ride for 1,000,000 rupees.
Zelda: Done. *Writes check* Here ya go.
Knives: K. Now I have 60,000,000,000 porches and bmw's ready just for this.
Merryl: HOLY ****
So everyone got in a nice ar and got to the airline.
Sonic: So we are going on the special new safari world plane to Island Survival.
Clerk: Ok. Here ya go. Have a good time.
Shadow: (Why did they send Sonic?)
On the airplane.
Rinoa: Hey Squall, over here.
Squall:Ok Rinoa.
Yuna: Tidus.
Tidus: Comin.
Knives: Hey Vash sit here. I gotta talk to you.
Vash: ?????? Ok....
Cloud: Oh boy, I better hide.
Aeris: Cloud
Tifa: Cloud
Cloud: (****) Hey, there is a three seat in the back. I'm going there. *Sits in Middle*
Tifa and Aeris get up and sat next to Cloud, as expected.
Cloud: ........
Link: (Oh boy. I better sit somewhere secluded) *Whistle* *Walks away*
Link walked into another section of the plane, but then..
Seph: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?????? GET THE HELL OUT F HERE!!!! NOW!
Link: Okay, okay. *Walks out*
Zelda: Link!! *Runs toward him*
Link: ()_()
This is what happens. Ruto jumps in and tackles Zelda very hard. Then Malon shoots Ruto with a rock she was carrying(I don't know why), but Romani was hiding the whole time, attacking when all the girls were down.
(A/N Also,I made Romani win cuz no one likes Romani. I havent seen one Romani link story, maybe cuz of Malon. Tee hee. OH NO IM BECOMING A GIRL AHHHHH.)
Romani: *Giggle*
Link: *Anime Sweatdrop* ()*_* Uhhhh....
Romani: Come here Grasshopper.
Link: ;) *Twitch*
Romani: *More Giggling*
The other girls: Ugh..
Sonic: Time to get some shut-eye.
Shadow: Whatever. *Gets an mp3 player*
Merryl: *Sigh* More work to do.
Milly: Wolfwood, what kind of a past did you have?
Wolf: Errrrr, ummm well I had a good one, but this future is even better with you. :)
Milly: *Blush*
Knives: Yo Vash, you're probably wondering why I called you.
Vash: Of course. Why?
Knives: First, can you keep a secret?
Vash: (A secret about Knives. I gotta listen to this) Sure.
Knives: Ok, I need your advice on how I should ask out Rem.
Vash: O.o
Knives: Ok, I like Rem, and I wanna go out with her, but not embarrassing myself.
Vash: Oh. Well, Rem is kind and she would understand your feelings. Don't worry, I asked her out myself.
Knives: What happened then?
Vash: Ohohohoho. She just said yes, and we had dinner at a restaurant.
Knives: Ok. But would she say that to me?
Vash: Maybe. Rem is kind to everyone. Even me :)
Knives: Ok.
Legato: (Hmmm. Who should I spy on? Wait, Vash and Knives TALKING??I gotta listen to this)
So Legato had heard the WHOLE CONVERSATION.
Legato: Hehehehehe.
Knives: Huh? (OMG) OMG!
Vash: What?
Knives: I think Legato just overhead us!!!!
Vash: Uh-oh. If this leaks out, you're screwed.
Knives:....
Kenny: MMMMMMmmmmMMMm Mm m Mm MMM MMM Mm Mm.
Cartman: Ok Kenny.
Kenny: MMMMMMMmm mmmmmmm M mm ,MM M m mmmmmmmMM mmM.
Cartman: Very good observer Kenny.
Tifa: (Hehe) *Yawn* I'm very tired....*Closes her eyes and leans on Cloud*
Cloud: *Sweaty*
Aeris: So Cloud, if you had to choose, would you pick me or Tifa?
Cloud: ......... hmp
Areis: Ok. *Does same thing as Tifa*
Cloud: Oh god. (What should I do now? Sleep? That would be a good idea) *Sleeps*
Romani: Hey Link, what new adventures have you been up to lately?
Link: Not many interesting ones.
Romani: Oh come on, you must have done something exciting.
Link: Well, you see, I have been traveling through Holodrum and Labryanna, but they're boring.
Romani: Oh come on, please tell me Link.
Link: *Sigh* Alright, I'll tell you.
So Link told Romani of all his adventures in Holodrum and Labryanna.
Legato: I'm SO bored. Hey, let's spy on Squall and Rinoa. Hehe.
Squall: So Rinoa, are you having fun?
Rinoa: I was, but now the real fun starts. *Hugs Squall*
Squall: O-okay.
Rinoa: You know, that gunblade, where did you get it?
Squall: *Sigh* That is a question that may never ever be answered....
Rinoa: No problem. The bigger questions is how I ended up with you. :)
Squall: -_-
Legato: MUAHHAHHA. Squall and Rinoa in love, how funny. Now to Tidus and Yuna.
Yuna: So Tidus, how have you been lately?
Tidus: Oh, not much has happened really. Just heartbroken.
Yuna: Oh. Well do you know where Jecht is?
Tidus: No, I haven't seen him for a while.
Yuna: Oh......... Well that's okay.
Legato: Hahehaheha. I feel so evil.
Knives: Legato, have you been reading minds again?
Legato: Ummmm, no.
Knives: WHY YOU LYING
Legato: AHHHHHHHHHH.
Knives: *Chokes Legato*
Everyone who fell asleep woke up.
Everyone: Huh?
Legato: *Uses powers* Get off of me.
Knives: *Takes out Gun* *Cock* Shut up Bluesummers.
Legato: *Sigh*
Shadow: *Listening to Linkin' Park* One thing, I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try.
Everyone: O.o
Shadow: Yo don't give me that look.
Pilot: We will be lifting off now.
And they lifted off.
TO THE ISLAND THEY GO. What will happen? Will chaos and pandemonium erupt? Will I stop using big words like pandemonium? Will the island be safe? Tune in next time of Zelda's Birthday partay. *Plays DBZ Music*