By: Princess Sango and Princess Kagura
One night a girl namedKrisa was traveling through the forest of Inuyasha. Then all of a sudden, Kouga was following Krisa. Make a long story short Kouga beats Krisa, then leaves when satisfied with the bruises on her. She starts to cry. "Boo-ho."
Half an hour later...
Miroku sensed a demonic presence, but it had faded left with a human presence. He soon had found that human presence and asked, like the perverted monk he is, "Will you bear my child?" The girl looks up. She noticed the monk was hot and sexy so she said, "Let's go."
Miroku is in shock, "No hand mark, all teeth, both ears, a nose, my hair, and most importantly, my balls are all fine." Miroku has an evil but sexy grin on his face. They leave to the hut.
10 minutes later...
Miroku and Krisa get back to the 4-roomed hut. Inuyasha says, "Who is this Miroku, another maiden of yours?"
"Yep," says Miroku. They both go to Miroku's room.
Sango comes in the hut and stops in her tracks. She sees Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kikyo playing war. "Hey Inuyasha, where's Miroku?" she asked.
"Um... I um..." Inuyasha says, "You missed him, he went out for a walk."
Then Sango, concluding Miroku won't be back for a while, "I'll just go into my room then." Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kikyo exchanged worried looks before Inuyasha shouts out, "No!"
Sango opens the door to see Shippo and Kirara doing lemon. "WHAT THE HELL!" shouts Sango from the top of her lungs. Shippo blushes and pulls on his pants. Sango looks aghast trying to keep from fainting, looks at the sight. She closes the door and joins the game, trying hard to forget the scene.
2 Hours Later...
"Hah! I win again!" shouts Kikyo.
They all groan, "Again?" While Inuyasha is shuffling the cards, Miroku opens the door. His hair was messed up, his robe disarranged, the bow uneatly done, steps out with Krisa. Her kimono was messed up also.
Inuyasha, Kikyo, and Kagome slap their hands on their foreheads, "Here we go!"
Sango gets up, angry; Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kikyo run for cover. "WHAT THE HELL? We're you doing what I think you were doing?" Miroku knows that he's in trouble, big trouble.Krisa leaves when Sango gets out her boomerang.
"Oh shit, he's in for it now," Inuyasha says deeply amused at the sight.
"Run for the hills!" shouts Kagome.
"Who was she?" yelled Sango.
"Just a girl who wanted a child," Miroku stated, as if there was NOTHING wrong with that.
Sango believes him, and shakes his hand, "Sorry I did this," she says mischievously.
"Don't worry, no big deal," he said, while thinking, 'I'm actually going to get away with it!'
"No this." He gave a puzzled look, but soon found out the pain... Sango, who kicked him in the balls, punched his mouth, pulls his ears, nose, and hair, pokes his eyes, and left two slap marks on his face. "Now I forgive you, my love," she says quietly.
9 weeks later...
"Here comes 2... 3... 4... 16... 17... 18... done! WHAT THE HELL, Shippo you're a father of 18!" says Sango. "I'm... I'm a fa...father of 18?" he asked surprised. "Damn Shippo, such a small pup, so many babies, why can't I do that?" asked Inuyasha, then looks at Kagome. "Don't get any ideas, it's not going to happen." "We'll help you, Shippo," offers Sango. Inuyasha and co. live happily ever after.
"SHIT!" yells Miroku. Miroku wakes up sweating. "It was all a dream. Too bad though,Krisa was a babe." Miroku gets up and tells Sango.
"So what do you think Sango?" "There was only one part I liked about your dream Miroku," she stated mystically. "Yeah and that was...?" "When I beat the shit out of you," Sango inquired evilly, with a smile on her face.
2 weeks later...
Later Miroku was walking in the forest...
The End!