Woohoo. It continues. -.- I just got fingerprinted and I have a dentist appointment in an hour. I'm so overjoyed.
In a panicked voice, Ryan replied, "NO! That's your yearbook. Ew. And who talks like that anyway?"
As Seth shrugged (which was hard under the circumstances of being pressed between the door and Ryan), "Maybe all that Shakespeare we've been reading has gone to my head…" And as he nodded (which again, was hard), he noted, "C'est vrai"
"You are not IN French!"
"SO!? There are many things a person needs to know how to say, and one of those is 'Je ne mange pas six jours'!"
"Should I express my confusion and resentment now, or could you have guessed that?"
"If you can't tell, I'm giving you the Glare of Death… Ryan, I need to pee."
"Oh that's just great."
"And the yearbook is pressing against my other thigh now. And it hurts, and it make me want to pee even more."
"Seth dearest, that's not the yearbook."
"Oh, is it your obscene hardness?" asked Seth, not expecting an answer.
"Why, I believe it is! Wanna make out now?"
"Oh boy!!"
-people making out, nibbling, heavy petting, etc, sex scene here-
And JUST then, a janitor opens the door and starts swinging at them with a broom, yelling, "You again! I think I told you last time, and the time before that, to pick some other closets to act out your secret fantasies!"
As they scrambled out towards the empty lunchroom, and ran towards the bathroom (to finish what they've started), they've heard the janitor yelling after them, "Or at least redirect your fantasies towards somewhere that doesn't involve THIS closet!" and when he was sure they couldn't hear him, he added, "cause it's close to my heart. I call it… Bill." And he locked himself in the closet for purposes only he will know.