Turner of the century
Chapter 1: Mr. and Mrs. Turner
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC cries and rubs eyes at the very thought and I DEFINATELY don't own Will, Liz or Jack or I would be very rich, very happy (so would Kapu Roxy if I lent here Jack for the day!!!), and very not writing fan fics. Anyway without further ado I give you whatever the hell I'm calling this story :D
A/N: Can't think of anything to say but if I do I'll type it randomly into somewhere in the fic. Or I'll forget. Sometimes I have a head like a sieve. Maybe I have amnesia... Who the hell are you again? Nah only joking! (Please don't be offended if you do have amnesia, though you will probably forget what I've said anyway)
Oh I know what I can say! I wrote most of this on paper on a bus and in a hospital. Just thought I'd tell you.
It was nearly a year since Jack had became Captain of The black Pearl and it was Will and Elizabeth's wedding day. Will was sitting with Governor Swann being lectured about looking after his dear sweet Elizabeth, but he wasn't listening to a word he was saying. It wasn't that he wasn't planning on treating his future wife like the princess she was in his eyes; he just didn't give a shit about what the 'High and mighty' Governor was going on about. He did respect his future Father-in-law as much as he had to, but deep down he knew that at any given chance he would get Elizabeth to marry Norrington. 'What would Elizabeth think about that?' Thought Will as he drifted off into a fantasy about his dear Liz.
'Will, are you even listening to me?' said Governor Swann with forced compassion.
'Yes' replied Will blankly through gritted teeth. He prayed that someone would come through the door and tell him that it was time to go to his bride to be.
His prayers were answered as a smartly dressed man came through the door. Will squinted at the Kohl rimmed eyes of the man and realized it was Jack. He chuckled silently to himself at the smart suit and hat he was wearing. No doubt stolen. Even his hair was braided to hide who he really was. Will bit his lip to hide his amusement and Jack knowingly smiled.
'Good evening, Mr. Turner, Mr. Swann.' He nodded at both the men' 'I am Edward Spelling, your host for the party after the wedding to fine Elizabeth. If you don't mind Governor I would want to have some time alone with Mr. Turner to discuss the details of this party.' Jack said in an accent that even a spy wouldn't have been able to cut through.
Governor Swann smiled at the speech and left convinced at the pirates little show. As soon as he had gone, Will sprung from where he was sat and hugged Jack.
'It's good to see you, 'Edward' '
'And you whelp' Jack smirked, 'so you've bagged yer girl! I brought you some rum.'
Will rolled his eyes at him and laughed 'You're giving me some of your precious rum?'
'Yep, me lad! I even washed! Here you go' he said thrusting a half full bottle at Will 'I wouldn't a missed this for the world, savvy?'
'Savvy.' Will replied almost automatically 'we better get to the church, Eddie'
'Shut up Whelp! I rehearsed that for days!!!
At he church, Jack silently sat watching Will hover over the alter. Every time the doors opened he spun around and sighed because it wasn't Elizabeth. Jack shook his head at the worry etched on the younger mans features. For about the fifteenth time in a minute Will turned round to the door and Jack couldn't take it anymore. So annoyed with his anxiety he marched to the front of the church.
'Bloody hell, mate! Stop spinning round#! You'll make yourself pass out!' Jack unsurely patted his young fri-ends back and carried on 'Elizabeth wouldn't be happy if you weren't conscious through her wedding!'
'What if she doesn't come, J... Edward?' He bounced on the back of his heels and bit his lip as Jack stared at him.
'She will come. You know she will. Hey whelp, Where's your best man' He said looking shifty
'What? I don't know! Oh no! I hadn't even noticed!' Will's eyes widened in panic and jack produced a bottle of Rum for him. 'Have this.'
'No thanks'
'Well then, at least let me be your best man, I wouldn't pass that up for the Black Pearl!' He said, making sure the last three words were almost silent
'But what if you're caught?'
'Look mate, I won't be. Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?'
Will looked him in the eye and retorted 'I won't answer that.'
Jack sat down on the bench that was reserved for the groom and pulled Will down beside him 'Don't worry mate. I won't get caught and Elizabeth will be here. She loves you more than anything.'
The door opened and for once Will didn't look round. Organ music piped up and will sprung back into action. His bit his lip, yet again, as he glanced at his wife to be and was stunned by her beauty.
Elizabeth grabbed onto her grumpy, protective and downright glum father as she stared happily at Will who looked uncharacteristically nervous and quite cute in his rumpled suit. Elizabeth gently smiled at him and he sighed with relief.
'I told you so, lad' Jack whispered to Will ' Oh, by the way I think this is the opportune moment to tell you that I knocked out your best man so you could use these.' He flashed two gold rings with diamonds delicately in craved to Will who mouthed back 'Where did you get those?' Jack tapped his nose, smirked and Will turned back to the approaching Elizabeth shaking his head.
A/N: Well that's it! Yay!!!! Hope you like! R'n'R please!!! :D
Chapter 1: Mr. and Mrs. Turner
Disclaimer: I don't own PotC cries and rubs eyes at the very thought and I DEFINATELY don't own Will, Liz or Jack or I would be very rich, very happy (so would Kapu Roxy if I lent here Jack for the day!!!), and very not writing fan fics. Anyway without further ado I give you whatever the hell I'm calling this story :D
A/N: Can't think of anything to say but if I do I'll type it randomly into somewhere in the fic. Or I'll forget. Sometimes I have a head like a sieve. Maybe I have amnesia... Who the hell are you again? Nah only joking! (Please don't be offended if you do have amnesia, though you will probably forget what I've said anyway)
Oh I know what I can say! I wrote most of this on paper on a bus and in a hospital. Just thought I'd tell you.
It was nearly a year since Jack had became Captain of The black Pearl and it was Will and Elizabeth's wedding day. Will was sitting with Governor Swann being lectured about looking after his dear sweet Elizabeth, but he wasn't listening to a word he was saying. It wasn't that he wasn't planning on treating his future wife like the princess she was in his eyes; he just didn't give a shit about what the 'High and mighty' Governor was going on about. He did respect his future Father-in-law as much as he had to, but deep down he knew that at any given chance he would get Elizabeth to marry Norrington. 'What would Elizabeth think about that?' Thought Will as he drifted off into a fantasy about his dear Liz.
'Will, are you even listening to me?' said Governor Swann with forced compassion.
'Yes' replied Will blankly through gritted teeth. He prayed that someone would come through the door and tell him that it was time to go to his bride to be.
His prayers were answered as a smartly dressed man came through the door. Will squinted at the Kohl rimmed eyes of the man and realized it was Jack. He chuckled silently to himself at the smart suit and hat he was wearing. No doubt stolen. Even his hair was braided to hide who he really was. Will bit his lip to hide his amusement and Jack knowingly smiled.
'Good evening, Mr. Turner, Mr. Swann.' He nodded at both the men' 'I am Edward Spelling, your host for the party after the wedding to fine Elizabeth. If you don't mind Governor I would want to have some time alone with Mr. Turner to discuss the details of this party.' Jack said in an accent that even a spy wouldn't have been able to cut through.
Governor Swann smiled at the speech and left convinced at the pirates little show. As soon as he had gone, Will sprung from where he was sat and hugged Jack.
'It's good to see you, 'Edward' '
'And you whelp' Jack smirked, 'so you've bagged yer girl! I brought you some rum.'
Will rolled his eyes at him and laughed 'You're giving me some of your precious rum?'
'Yep, me lad! I even washed! Here you go' he said thrusting a half full bottle at Will 'I wouldn't a missed this for the world, savvy?'
'Savvy.' Will replied almost automatically 'we better get to the church, Eddie'
'Shut up Whelp! I rehearsed that for days!!!
At he church, Jack silently sat watching Will hover over the alter. Every time the doors opened he spun around and sighed because it wasn't Elizabeth. Jack shook his head at the worry etched on the younger mans features. For about the fifteenth time in a minute Will turned round to the door and Jack couldn't take it anymore. So annoyed with his anxiety he marched to the front of the church.
'Bloody hell, mate! Stop spinning round#! You'll make yourself pass out!' Jack unsurely patted his young fri-ends back and carried on 'Elizabeth wouldn't be happy if you weren't conscious through her wedding!'
'What if she doesn't come, J... Edward?' He bounced on the back of his heels and bit his lip as Jack stared at him.
'She will come. You know she will. Hey whelp, Where's your best man' He said looking shifty
'What? I don't know! Oh no! I hadn't even noticed!' Will's eyes widened in panic and jack produced a bottle of Rum for him. 'Have this.'
'No thanks'
'Well then, at least let me be your best man, I wouldn't pass that up for the Black Pearl!' He said, making sure the last three words were almost silent
'But what if you're caught?'
'Look mate, I won't be. Have I ever given you reason not to trust me?'
Will looked him in the eye and retorted 'I won't answer that.'
Jack sat down on the bench that was reserved for the groom and pulled Will down beside him 'Don't worry mate. I won't get caught and Elizabeth will be here. She loves you more than anything.'
The door opened and for once Will didn't look round. Organ music piped up and will sprung back into action. His bit his lip, yet again, as he glanced at his wife to be and was stunned by her beauty.
Elizabeth grabbed onto her grumpy, protective and downright glum father as she stared happily at Will who looked uncharacteristically nervous and quite cute in his rumpled suit. Elizabeth gently smiled at him and he sighed with relief.
'I told you so, lad' Jack whispered to Will ' Oh, by the way I think this is the opportune moment to tell you that I knocked out your best man so you could use these.' He flashed two gold rings with diamonds delicately in craved to Will who mouthed back 'Where did you get those?' Jack tapped his nose, smirked and Will turned back to the approaching Elizabeth shaking his head.
A/N: Well that's it! Yay!!!! Hope you like! R'n'R please!!! :D