Turner of the century
Chapter two: Vows
Disclaimer: Bugger off coz your not getting another one. Go to the first chapter to see it. If you really care about it that much, which you probably don't.
A/N: Um... This one wasn't written on a bus, or in a hospital, or both. Ha. :? Don't ask. I've just consumed large amounts of Easter Eggs. I don't even know how many!!! Mmmmmmmm...... chocolate! Drifts off into a fantasy about chocolate Mmmmmmmm...... chocolate!
'Mr. Turner, do you take...'
'I do' passionately said Will.
'Miss Swann, do you take...'
'I do' echoed Elizabeth
'Does anybody have any objections?'
Will and Elizabeth's eyes both zoomed in on Governor Swann as the line was read out, but luckily he said nothing so they returned they eyes back to each other.
'Very well then. Edward, Would you please bring forth the rings.'
'Of course my good man.' Said Jack in his oh so thick oh so accurate snob accent. Elizabeth realized who it was and winked at Will who winked back.
'Would you each please place the rings on each others fingers'
Will and Elizabeth caressed each other's fingers as they slid the rings upon each other and the rest of the world faded around them.
'I pronounce you Man and wi-'
Will and Elizabeth were already passionately kissing before the vicar even had time to finish his all-important line. Cheers erupted around them but they couldn't even hear. They were lost in a world of their own.
Jack beamed as he called out 'Drinks all round!' and drew the couple form each other, with a few pulls
Will and Elizabeth gave Jack evil stares and Jack shrugged back at them. 'What do you expect, kids? I'm captain Jack Sparr... Oh dear.' Jack eyes widened as the congregation all turned and stared at him. 'Holy shit.' He muttered to Elizabeth and Will who placed themselves firmly in front of him.
'Run.' whispered Will 'Run. Now! Go Jack!'
Governor Swann and an up-until-now silent Commodore Norrington both rose from their seats. 'Mr. And 'Mrs.' Turner'' Said Norrington sternly 'Do you have a dangerous pirate behind you?'
'No' said Elizabeth firmly.
'He hasn't changed a bit, has he?' thought Will 'Well he's not having Jack'
'Well then who is this 'Edward' who has never before been seen, Will?'
'No-one. He's no one. My uncle's sister's nephew's wife's son. Twice removed.'
'Now where have I heard that before?' thought Jack sarcastically, Not the slightest bit fazed by the Commodore.
'Very well then, show him to me and then we can get back to the wedding' hissed Norrington.
'No' repeated Elizabeth with the wrath of every single pirate on Earth put into the single word.
'Do you want us to ruin your wedding, Elizabeth? Or would you prefer to be silenced by a simple look at your husband's uncle's sister's whoever the hell he is.'
'No.' Repeated Elizabeth shooting a dark glare at her Father whose face instantly softened.
'Leave them be Commodore, This is their wedding, you should not be ruining the day'
'Not matter how much you would want him to.' Stated Will as menacingly as he could get without being hit by Elizabeth. 'Please let's go to the after- party at our house. Elizabeth and I will be taking a carriage.' He said on a lighter tone taking Elizabeth's hand and leading her outside to the beautifully decorated carriage. Jack followed them and muttered thanks to them. As they got in he shot one glance back to see where Jack was, but he had disappeared.
'I wonder what happened to Jack' Said Will who was already fretting about the pirate
'He's old enough to take care of himself' Said Elizabeth as she nuzzled into his chest 'It's you that needs the taking care of.'
A/N: the lucky bitch:
But Will wasn't entirely convinced 'But what if he's killed?'
'Look you've got enough to worry about with my Father sending you off on this cruise. You'll have way too much to worry about. Relax. For once. Please Will. It is our honeymoon after-all'
'Ok. You win.' He smiled adoringly at her and continued 'I'll be on my best behavior.' He pecked he on the cheek and gazed lovingly into her eyes.
The rocking of the carriage drifted Elizabeth off into a deep sleep and Will watched her protectively. He stroked her hair and smiled. Maybe she's right he thoguht Maybe Jack will be fine. 'I love you' He whispered to her and smiled knowing that she couldn't hear him.
He took a deep breath before settling down and dropping off into a slumber with Elizabeth next to him.
As the couple sped off into the sunset they felt like they were in perfect bliss. But in the world of Fan fiction, nothing is ever perfect, right?
Jack sped away from the wedding crying in pain. 'Why the hell had they shot me?' He thought to himself as he could here footsteps following him to the quay. He sighed in relief as he got there only to realise that the Black Pearl was nowhere in sight. 'What the fuck?' Jack cursed, as the footsteps got louder. Why was he being followed? He'd never done ANYTHING wrong or hurt anyone.
Jack drew he pistol and Gun but before he could even fire a single shot Guards of the Royal Navy had surrounded him and he had been knocked to the ground. He writhed around and tried to escape, but men dived on him from every angle causing him to squeal in agony.
'I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!' Yelled one guard at him and kicked him his ribs. Hard. Harder than Jack would have preferred.
'Where's Elizabeth when you need her?' he thought as he was battered to a pulp and his world faded to black.
A/N: Yeah where is Elizabeth when you need her? On a honeymoon with her husband! The Lucky little....
On a lighter note... that'll just have to do. Well it's a cliffhanger! Go cliffhangers! I will leave you with my usual comment R'n'R!! Yay! :D
I'm so gonna have to think of a new sign off...
Chapter two: Vows
Disclaimer: Bugger off coz your not getting another one. Go to the first chapter to see it. If you really care about it that much, which you probably don't.
A/N: Um... This one wasn't written on a bus, or in a hospital, or both. Ha. :? Don't ask. I've just consumed large amounts of Easter Eggs. I don't even know how many!!! Mmmmmmmm...... chocolate! Drifts off into a fantasy about chocolate Mmmmmmmm...... chocolate!
'Mr. Turner, do you take...'
'I do' passionately said Will.
'Miss Swann, do you take...'
'I do' echoed Elizabeth
'Does anybody have any objections?'
Will and Elizabeth's eyes both zoomed in on Governor Swann as the line was read out, but luckily he said nothing so they returned they eyes back to each other.
'Very well then. Edward, Would you please bring forth the rings.'
'Of course my good man.' Said Jack in his oh so thick oh so accurate snob accent. Elizabeth realized who it was and winked at Will who winked back.
'Would you each please place the rings on each others fingers'
Will and Elizabeth caressed each other's fingers as they slid the rings upon each other and the rest of the world faded around them.
'I pronounce you Man and wi-'
Will and Elizabeth were already passionately kissing before the vicar even had time to finish his all-important line. Cheers erupted around them but they couldn't even hear. They were lost in a world of their own.
Jack beamed as he called out 'Drinks all round!' and drew the couple form each other, with a few pulls
Will and Elizabeth gave Jack evil stares and Jack shrugged back at them. 'What do you expect, kids? I'm captain Jack Sparr... Oh dear.' Jack eyes widened as the congregation all turned and stared at him. 'Holy shit.' He muttered to Elizabeth and Will who placed themselves firmly in front of him.
'Run.' whispered Will 'Run. Now! Go Jack!'
Governor Swann and an up-until-now silent Commodore Norrington both rose from their seats. 'Mr. And 'Mrs.' Turner'' Said Norrington sternly 'Do you have a dangerous pirate behind you?'
'No' said Elizabeth firmly.
'He hasn't changed a bit, has he?' thought Will 'Well he's not having Jack'
'Well then who is this 'Edward' who has never before been seen, Will?'
'No-one. He's no one. My uncle's sister's nephew's wife's son. Twice removed.'
'Now where have I heard that before?' thought Jack sarcastically, Not the slightest bit fazed by the Commodore.
'Very well then, show him to me and then we can get back to the wedding' hissed Norrington.
'No' repeated Elizabeth with the wrath of every single pirate on Earth put into the single word.
'Do you want us to ruin your wedding, Elizabeth? Or would you prefer to be silenced by a simple look at your husband's uncle's sister's whoever the hell he is.'
'No.' Repeated Elizabeth shooting a dark glare at her Father whose face instantly softened.
'Leave them be Commodore, This is their wedding, you should not be ruining the day'
'Not matter how much you would want him to.' Stated Will as menacingly as he could get without being hit by Elizabeth. 'Please let's go to the after- party at our house. Elizabeth and I will be taking a carriage.' He said on a lighter tone taking Elizabeth's hand and leading her outside to the beautifully decorated carriage. Jack followed them and muttered thanks to them. As they got in he shot one glance back to see where Jack was, but he had disappeared.
'I wonder what happened to Jack' Said Will who was already fretting about the pirate
'He's old enough to take care of himself' Said Elizabeth as she nuzzled into his chest 'It's you that needs the taking care of.'
A/N: the lucky bitch:
But Will wasn't entirely convinced 'But what if he's killed?'
'Look you've got enough to worry about with my Father sending you off on this cruise. You'll have way too much to worry about. Relax. For once. Please Will. It is our honeymoon after-all'
'Ok. You win.' He smiled adoringly at her and continued 'I'll be on my best behavior.' He pecked he on the cheek and gazed lovingly into her eyes.
The rocking of the carriage drifted Elizabeth off into a deep sleep and Will watched her protectively. He stroked her hair and smiled. Maybe she's right he thoguht Maybe Jack will be fine. 'I love you' He whispered to her and smiled knowing that she couldn't hear him.
He took a deep breath before settling down and dropping off into a slumber with Elizabeth next to him.
As the couple sped off into the sunset they felt like they were in perfect bliss. But in the world of Fan fiction, nothing is ever perfect, right?
Jack sped away from the wedding crying in pain. 'Why the hell had they shot me?' He thought to himself as he could here footsteps following him to the quay. He sighed in relief as he got there only to realise that the Black Pearl was nowhere in sight. 'What the fuck?' Jack cursed, as the footsteps got louder. Why was he being followed? He'd never done ANYTHING wrong or hurt anyone.
Jack drew he pistol and Gun but before he could even fire a single shot Guards of the Royal Navy had surrounded him and he had been knocked to the ground. He writhed around and tried to escape, but men dived on him from every angle causing him to squeal in agony.
'I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!' Yelled one guard at him and kicked him his ribs. Hard. Harder than Jack would have preferred.
'Where's Elizabeth when you need her?' he thought as he was battered to a pulp and his world faded to black.
A/N: Yeah where is Elizabeth when you need her? On a honeymoon with her husband! The Lucky little....
On a lighter note... that'll just have to do. Well it's a cliffhanger! Go cliffhangers! I will leave you with my usual comment R'n'R!! Yay! :D
I'm so gonna have to think of a new sign off...