Kish watched Ichigo walk around the elevator. She circled and circled
and circled and circled and circled...AND CIRCLED.
Kish finally snapped. "STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING ME "FRICKIN' DIZZY!"
Ichigo giggled. Kish smelled an odd scent in the air around her, and his sensitive ears found something strange in her tone. "Ichigo...What's wrong?"
She giggled again. "What is it, Kish-kun?"
At the combination of the smell, and Ichigo adding an affectionate word after his name, Kish realized what was wrong. "You're drunk!"
Ichigo smiled. "So I am...Is that against the law or something?"
Kish sighed. "Well, actually, yes. You're under age."
Ichigo waved a finger in his face. "I'm under age for DRINKING but not being DRUNK."
The alien boy shook his head. Then he saw a window of opportunity. "Ichigo? Aren't you AWFULLY hot in those clothes?"
The girl looked down at her sweater. "Why yes...yes I am." She began to take off her shirt...the wrong way.
Kish sighed. "You ARE drunk. You can't even take off your dang shirt." He walked over to her and began to help her pull it off. She giggled.
"Kish...You're so warm...You should take off your shirt too." Ichigo looked up at the boy, her eyes slightly unfocused.
Kish pinched himself REALLY hard to make sure he wasn't just day–dreaming through one of Pie's god-forsaken lectures. "OW! DANG!" He rubbed his arm. Nope, Ichigo was really suggesting him doing something that could lead to both of them in a lemonic story.
Kish took off his shirt. Ichigo poked his rib gently. "You're soo cute."
Kish's green hair glinted in the elevator's cheap circuted electric light, and his eyes sparkled. His white skin and firm muscles were very noticable in the close quarters.
Ichigo looked at him with sparkly eyes. "Kish...you actually look...GOD YOU'RE SEXY!" She glomped him, and Kish began to blush with pleasure. Ichigo, with only a bra on, had just tackled him to the floor. Dreams really do come true.
Kish hugged her to him. What kind of shampoo did she use? It smelled slightly like...
"Beep...Beep...Beep."
The two on the ground looked up to see Masha."Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...Beep."
Kish growled.
"BEEP...BEEP...BEEP..."
Kish finally snapped. "SHUT UP!" He threw Masha on the ground and stomped him.
Ichigo giggled. "Funny alien."
Kish settled down next to her. They looked into each other's eyes. Gazed into the other's souls and felt strongly compelled to join lips.
Ichigo flushed. "Kish...I love-."
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
Kish screamed. "OH MY FRICKIN GOD! IT WON'T DIE!" Wraps Masha into Ichigo's sweater. "SUFFOCATE!"
Ichigo giggled. "Silly Kish. He doesn't need oxygen."
Kish sighed. "Ichigo...I love you."
Ichigo looked into his eyes. "Kish...I..."
Kish looked at her. "Yes?"
Ichigo smiled. "SILLY MOFO! PROSTITUTES ARE FOR KIDS!"
Kish face vaulted. "That's nice."
Ichigo sat on top of Kish. "Guess what! I LOVE YOU!"
Kish flushed. He hugged Ichigo to him. "I love you too."
"Beep."
"MASHA! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Kish and Ichigo looked up to see the elevator door open, and the rest of the Tokyo Mew Mew cast staring at them.
Masaya wailed. "I FEEL SO BETRAYED!"
Mint glared at him. "Shut UP. Nobody CARES."
Tart just grinned.
Ryou and Pie looked on with smug faces. "You lucky dog."
Zakuro whacked Pie upside the head. "It's not enough that you bang pictures of me all night? You have to be a pervert?"
Pie grinned. "You do the same to me."
Zakuro dragged Pie away.
Lettuce was covering Pudding's eyes.
Pudding bounced up and down. "I WANNA SEE!"
Keiichiro smiled. "We WERE going to celebrate your 7th week of going out with Masaya, but I'm guessing things have changed?"
Ichigo just grinned. "Would you like us to get a room?"
Kish stared at everyone. "Uh...heh...IT'S ALL HER FAULT! SHE CAME ONTO ME!"
Ryou girnned. "We can all SEE that."
Shinji: "Thanj GothicWolf for this story. She wrote it, and I edited and added lots of stuff. It was originally full blown humor. Kish was drunk in an elevator with Masaya who was bi. If I get enough reviews, I'll add a new chapter, and if you ask, I'll post the original story. But it was sooooo f- ed up. And KrysOfDeath, in the story, at the end...well, you'll see if I post it, but I think you'll enjoy it.
GothicWolf: sulking
Shinji: "Ignore her. Her grandpa's 'attack dog' 'mauled' her."
GothicWolf: "In other words, A DAMN TOY POODLE LICKED ME UNTIL MY FREAKIN ARM WAS PRUNED UP!" Shinji: "Hee..she's barely 14 and she already has arthritus. Weird huh?"
GothicWolf: "Shut up. Review and Die."
Kish: "Or die."
GothicWolf: stares at him
Kish: "What's that look for?"
GothicWolf: glomps Pie "You belong to KrysOfDeath, so I'll take you're older alien."
Shinji: laughing head off
GothicWolf: "What'syour deal?"
Shinji: "You originally wrote PiesOfDeath."
Kish: "...BWAHAHAAHAHA!:
Kish finally snapped. "STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING ME "FRICKIN' DIZZY!"
Ichigo giggled. Kish smelled an odd scent in the air around her, and his sensitive ears found something strange in her tone. "Ichigo...What's wrong?"
She giggled again. "What is it, Kish-kun?"
At the combination of the smell, and Ichigo adding an affectionate word after his name, Kish realized what was wrong. "You're drunk!"
Ichigo smiled. "So I am...Is that against the law or something?"
Kish sighed. "Well, actually, yes. You're under age."
Ichigo waved a finger in his face. "I'm under age for DRINKING but not being DRUNK."
The alien boy shook his head. Then he saw a window of opportunity. "Ichigo? Aren't you AWFULLY hot in those clothes?"
The girl looked down at her sweater. "Why yes...yes I am." She began to take off her shirt...the wrong way.
Kish sighed. "You ARE drunk. You can't even take off your dang shirt." He walked over to her and began to help her pull it off. She giggled.
"Kish...You're so warm...You should take off your shirt too." Ichigo looked up at the boy, her eyes slightly unfocused.
Kish pinched himself REALLY hard to make sure he wasn't just day–dreaming through one of Pie's god-forsaken lectures. "OW! DANG!" He rubbed his arm. Nope, Ichigo was really suggesting him doing something that could lead to both of them in a lemonic story.
Kish took off his shirt. Ichigo poked his rib gently. "You're soo cute."
Kish's green hair glinted in the elevator's cheap circuted electric light, and his eyes sparkled. His white skin and firm muscles were very noticable in the close quarters.
Ichigo looked at him with sparkly eyes. "Kish...you actually look...GOD YOU'RE SEXY!" She glomped him, and Kish began to blush with pleasure. Ichigo, with only a bra on, had just tackled him to the floor. Dreams really do come true.
Kish hugged her to him. What kind of shampoo did she use? It smelled slightly like...
"Beep...Beep...Beep."
The two on the ground looked up to see Masha."Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...Beep."
Kish growled.
"BEEP...BEEP...BEEP..."
Kish finally snapped. "SHUT UP!" He threw Masha on the ground and stomped him.
Ichigo giggled. "Funny alien."
Kish settled down next to her. They looked into each other's eyes. Gazed into the other's souls and felt strongly compelled to join lips.
Ichigo flushed. "Kish...I love-."
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
Kish screamed. "OH MY FRICKIN GOD! IT WON'T DIE!" Wraps Masha into Ichigo's sweater. "SUFFOCATE!"
Ichigo giggled. "Silly Kish. He doesn't need oxygen."
Kish sighed. "Ichigo...I love you."
Ichigo looked into his eyes. "Kish...I..."
Kish looked at her. "Yes?"
Ichigo smiled. "SILLY MOFO! PROSTITUTES ARE FOR KIDS!"
Kish face vaulted. "That's nice."
Ichigo sat on top of Kish. "Guess what! I LOVE YOU!"
Kish flushed. He hugged Ichigo to him. "I love you too."
"Beep."
"MASHA! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Kish and Ichigo looked up to see the elevator door open, and the rest of the Tokyo Mew Mew cast staring at them.
Masaya wailed. "I FEEL SO BETRAYED!"
Mint glared at him. "Shut UP. Nobody CARES."
Tart just grinned.
Ryou and Pie looked on with smug faces. "You lucky dog."
Zakuro whacked Pie upside the head. "It's not enough that you bang pictures of me all night? You have to be a pervert?"
Pie grinned. "You do the same to me."
Zakuro dragged Pie away.
Lettuce was covering Pudding's eyes.
Pudding bounced up and down. "I WANNA SEE!"
Keiichiro smiled. "We WERE going to celebrate your 7th week of going out with Masaya, but I'm guessing things have changed?"
Ichigo just grinned. "Would you like us to get a room?"
Kish stared at everyone. "Uh...heh...IT'S ALL HER FAULT! SHE CAME ONTO ME!"
Ryou girnned. "We can all SEE that."
Shinji: "Thanj GothicWolf for this story. She wrote it, and I edited and added lots of stuff. It was originally full blown humor. Kish was drunk in an elevator with Masaya who was bi. If I get enough reviews, I'll add a new chapter, and if you ask, I'll post the original story. But it was sooooo f- ed up. And KrysOfDeath, in the story, at the end...well, you'll see if I post it, but I think you'll enjoy it.
GothicWolf: sulking
Shinji: "Ignore her. Her grandpa's 'attack dog' 'mauled' her."
GothicWolf: "In other words, A DAMN TOY POODLE LICKED ME UNTIL MY FREAKIN ARM WAS PRUNED UP!" Shinji: "Hee..she's barely 14 and she already has arthritus. Weird huh?"
GothicWolf: "Shut up. Review and Die."
Kish: "Or die."
GothicWolf: stares at him
Kish: "What's that look for?"
GothicWolf: glomps Pie "You belong to KrysOfDeath, so I'll take you're older alien."
Shinji: laughing head off
GothicWolf: "What'syour deal?"
Shinji: "You originally wrote PiesOfDeath."
Kish: "...BWAHAHAAHAHA!:
