Blue Knight stared at the little toy robot that sat across from him. "Sooo...your name is Masha?"

"Beep."

Blue Knight smiled. "You are awfully pretty."

In Ryou's limo (shared with Rettasu) he was watching what was happening to Masha. "OMG! THAT BLONDE PERVERT IS HITTING ON MASHA!"

Blue Knight smiled evilly at Masha. "Will you bear my children?"

For the first time ever, little Masha found the strength for words. "WHAT THE HEY?!? I'm a robot you fag!"

Blue Knight glomped Masha. "NO! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH LOVE!"

Ryou sighed. "Masha, use defense mechanism 4."

Masha held up a picture and Blue Knight screamed and jumped out of the limo. Masha beeped happily, sounding like a censoring machine at an Eminem concert.

Ryou sighed. "Glad that's over..."

Rettasu poked Ryou. "What would happen if you told Masha to molest Masaya?"

Ryou grinned. "Wanna try it?"

They heard loud beeping noises from Masaya's limo. "What the freak?" Ryou switched to Masha vision. "OMG! POOR MASHA!"

Rettasu fainted. Ryou tried to revive her, gave up, told Masha to use Defense Mechanism 4 again, and then went to sleep.

Later, Rettasu asked what Defense Mechanism 4 was, and he held up a picture of Pai in the shower.

Masha was later sent to an insane clinic, the Blue Knight was never found, because Masha buried him under a tree, Masaya was sent to jail for attempted rape of a robot, and Ryou...was later found guilty on charges of spying. But on the bright side, next chap is tons of KishXIchigo fluffiness. Don't ask how a boy writes fluff, it's a long story.