Title:3 aliens, 2 humans and me
Author: lizzie_bean
Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time
Summary: okay well its bout the 'pod squad' on the road. Im afaid its yet another Liz tells the story things, but its got a bit of a twist…and its relatively interesting, oh and witty don't forget that...well I think its an okay story
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it
Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback
So….here I am. In a tiny little van with 2 other humans and 3 aliens. Many people after reading that first sentence would think that I'm a little….how do I put it…insane. Well I not. And after reading that, the same people probably think I've entered a state of extreme denial. Well I haven't. good the spiral of insanity never ends, anyway I think you have gotten the point, if not then stop reading, cos its jus going to get a hole lot worse.
Okay, so I thought I knew these people, the pod squad as Maria likes to put it. I mean I've known them and their exceedingly consequential secret for a good 3 and a half years, but in truth I never really made much of an effect to get to know there human sides. Well of course I know max, the love of my life, sigh the man that I will spend the rest of my days on earth-or any other plant with, for that matter. There's also Maria, who I have known my entire life and know absolutely everything about, and when I say everything I mean exactly that. Maria never leaves out the excruciating details on things. however Michael and Isobel have always been an unanswered mystery to me. And until now I was glad of that fact. Who wants to get to know an ice queen, and a man that finds it very hard to show any human emotion? To top it of its not really easy to start a decent conversation with Michael, when every god damn word that comes from his sharp tongue, has some kind of deep sarcastic meaning. But they both have different sides, and I will admit that I have not seen those gentle fluffy cuddy sides, but I've heard about them, that counts for something rite? God I believe in other planets, time travel, aliens and space ships so I think I will take a chance and believe that that sensitive side of them does exists. Well maybe exists.
Then there's Kyle. Many question marks need to be put by his name… what the hell, Kyle???????
When did he change so much? When? He use to be so ' I'm Mr. Jock Jockson and all the girls lovvve me' don't get me wrong he was always a decent guy-I mean I would have to think so, because I sure didn't date him to make statement-did I ? No no no. I liked him…really I did! but he always had these really bad things about him, like the fact that he was way to boastful about his sporty abilities, and was just and genuine jack the lad who had no real path in life, unless drinking beer, watching TV is a life style. Looking at him now I wonder how he was able to pull off the U-turn that he has managed. However ladies and gentleman, that doesn't stop Kyle valenti from being a complete moron. I know I'm just saying this in a fit of rage and I will most probably regret it….mah it makes me feel better. Besides look after number 1, that's what I ALWAYS say (I have never used that saying in my in my Whole life, but as I explained, I'm in a fit of rage so all false comments are justified) so ANYWHO…on to why Kyle is a moron, well everybody knows that I have a aunt that lives in Florida and that I go there as much as I can to unwind. Well, once upon a time I took Kyle there with me, well I was going and Kyle invited himself for 5 days, and I will admit it we had a great time and he loved it there. What's the problem I hear you cry?!
It all started when Isobel asked a question-
'So guys where too now?'
And hear is when Kyle volunteers to be the first member of my hit list.
'Hey why not go to Lizzies home in Florida?
Now I know that he meant to ask me first right? He meant to say 'hey Liz what about going to your home in Florida?' and that's what made me mad at first but I thought that being the great guy that Kyle has turned out to be, he will see the error of his ways and add a 'well if Liz wants to' to the end of his suggestion. So I didn't object and just waited till I, the sponsor of the trip to Florida was asked…and apologised to for not being asked first…then I'd say no. however boys and girls, that never came instead was
'Well what's it like?' from Isobel
'Its really nice, you can see the ocean from Liz's window and near the bottom of the house is a little river where Liz's friends always hang out' Kyle informed them. Are you hearing the Dawson's creek theme tune too?
'Kyle's been there? I didn't know you took Kyle there?' Max looked at me with this expiration that asked, no screamed 'why haven't you taken me?
Before I could answer I was thrown into the madness of the rapidly speaking people in the van
Yes I've gone-and and and' Kyle could hardly get his words to quickly, of fear of being interrupted. 'Its really good fun, Liz's friends are really great to hang out with, especially Pete and bil-'
'Yeah ok whatever. So is it safe can we go there?' was a question from Michael
'well I don't see why not, I mean Liz has gotten visions every time something bad was going to happen were ever we have been, so she would see if it was a bad idea. And any way we really need to go somewhere that that we can get a decent nights sleep, I have had it with these crappy hotels..' once again Isobel was interrupted by Michael that was once again growing impatient with the others ranting.
'so we go' what we go!! WHAT HAS ANY ONE ASKED ME.? 'Unless…' ah thank you. We all know that he is going to say 'unless Liz don't want to' so lets have it' UNLESS the crystal ball, gets a bad vision that will damn us all, every one straight?' that's just dandy. Put all the pressure on me. Thank you very much Michael, oh and welcome to seat number two on my hit list.
'Hey guys no one has asked Liz about this, so no one is going to Florida unless its ok with her' well max did a good and a bad thing there. He told every one off for not asking me =good, he put more pressure on me=bad. But how can I hold anything against that gorgeous man.
'Oh Liz you don't mind do you?'
'Why would Liz mind?'
'Sorry for not asking but I would like to see Pete again, that guy is great fun'
'so are we going'
'I love Florida…max remember when we when to Florida as kids'
'So are we going??'
And in between the madness, I still had that damn Dawson's creek tune in my head. 'I don't wanna wait..' hey I think that's strike two against Kyle's good name. As I was trying to process who was saying what, I realized that Maria was not one to the voices that was giving me a head ache, which is highly ironic seining she usually is the only one giving me a head ache. But then as I looked back at the confused faces in the back my eyes locked with Maria, and it was like I heard her in my mind saying 'fake a vision Liz, fake it fake it Lizzie bean.' It was so clear and it made me laugh. So do you think that's a strike 3? Causing me to hear voices? Insanity? You know what out of the goodness of my heart I will let him of, cause im pretty sure im insane any way
'SO ARE WE GOING?' came the loud voice that made every one shout up and wait for an answer…and so did i. I know, I know, stupid thing to do because the question was being directed at me…
'OH! Urm… urm' I looked from Maria then to max for some help. Max glanced away from the road and gave me a loving look. I didn't know what to do, they wanted to go and if I said no, they would wonder why so I… 'I'm sure it will be fine for a little while but only if.. .'
'You don't get a vision.' Michael so kindly finished for me 'so off we go to Florida' but it wasn't what I was going to say. Any body else think I'm not being treated nicely here?
Let me just say that it was hell getting this on here so I would like to dedicate this to someone who helped me get it on
Thank you Barbara!! So every body what do you think id love to know so tell me-do I go on?