Title: 3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: Lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Summary: okay well its bout the 'pod squad' on the road. Im afaid its yet another Liz tells the story things, but its got a bit of a twist…and its relatively interesting, oh and witty don't forget that...well I think its an okay story

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

50 MILES TO GO

Oh boy only 50 miles left! Good I'm just so excited to meet my loving family and all my friends in Florida, then  just have to ' hey well really cherished having you as a friend, but I'm on the run from the F.I.B, cause they have this wacky idea that we are aliens, so I most likely will never see you ever ever ever again…bye and have a great life, oh if you ever miss me, jus turn on the news, you never know you might just strike lucky and see me being carried away by men in black suits, in a straight jacket.' If you didn't pick up on it, that was sarcasm. Yep that's right, being around Kyle and Michael, also known as number 1 and number 2 on my hit list has brought out the sarcastic nature in me. Swell. There I go again. You see I'm not all to thrilled with my Roswell life going to my other life in Florida, that kind of the reason I never took max, did I  say kind of, silly me I meant that IS the reason I never took max. When the 50 miles are up my two completely different worlds are going to crash in to each other and its not going to be pretty. It's like the pod squad are tuna, and the Florida beach people are chocolate cake, now imagine mixing tuna and chocolate cake in a mixer… and then eating it with ice cream…yum. That's what it's going to be like. See why I'm not all to thrilled for the week of each ahead.   

I guess there is a bright side. I get to see my family and friends before I leave and begin to grow gills and a third eye…max did say he was joking about that right? any way it would be nice to see them one last time, but it's the 'hey aunt Helen id like you to meet max, he is the man I have married at the young age of 18, and has taken me away from my home, you two will get on like a house on fire.' which is technically true they will, max is the house and my lovely over protective aunt will be the fuming fire. Then they will have to meet my uncle…did I ever mention that I really despise my uncle, no despise doesn't quite feel like the right word, hmmm…how about my hatred towards him put a new meaning to intensely despising some one. There that will do, well until I can come up with some thing new anyway. I feel this way about him for many reasons, one being the fact at he is a total pervert. Really he is when ever he she's a remotely attractive girl, he will make a total ass out of him self by making some sort of sexual remark that makes me want to throw up. And not only that but he also believes that 'a women's place is In the kitchen, preparing the food for the husband' god, things like that make me go from throwing up to slapping him many times in the face. Maria is fully aware of his annoying little ways, and will stay clear of him, but Isobel… oh god I will have to watch him around her.  Then there's Pete. Pete. God there's so much I can say about him, he is very funny and general fun to be around. I've known him and jack all my life and when ever things got hard in Roswell, and Maria wasn't around I would call him and talk to him. Of course I never told him about the Czechoslovakians, god that would be a very brainless thing to do the sort of thing that Kyle would do, not me. Ha ha ha. Can you tell I'm still angry at him, it will pass right? Back to talking about Pete. I would call him and he would make me laugh and for a while every thing would be okay. But he is travelling at the moment, going round America to see the sites. So I won't get to see him. Who else, oh god there's jack I think I mentioned him. Well I've known him forever as well, but we are more like friend of a friend, and when ever we see each other, we have been known to hurl abuse at each other. We have such a deep loving bound. Plus many girl friends and Ashley who I hate. So normally when you hate some one you try your utter most best to stay away from them, like you would do a life fretting disease, well its like me and my uncle I hate him but I have to be around him when I go there cause he is family. Do you get it? Ashley is family. Were cousins, and I hate her and I'm pretty sure she  feels nothing but hatred  for me, if not then all the hate mail I reserved from her has been taken the wrong way and I probably shouldn't have sent here the computer virus….MAH oh well cant change been and gone.

Max got tried of driving and Michael and Kyle refused cause apparently they BOTH drove before max. How dose that work? Anyway I was about to say that I would take the wheel when Maria agreed to take over so I stayed in the passenger seat to keep her company.

'Hey chica you okay?'

sure sure, I'm dandy' I think I must have let out a hint of frustration on the 'dandy' and me even saying the word 'dandy' would be strange to any one but my best friend picked up on it with in a spilt second.

'dandy? Okay the day you say dandy its all over'

'bring on the over'

'Liz I know that this is going to be hard for you, bringing the pod squad to Florida and you probably don't need me asking this but…' at that moment my head which had been looking out of the window turned slowly over to Maria, and my eyes rolled over with it.

'yes Ria'

'we wont be seeing your prev of an uncle by any chance cause that men is freaky beyond belief and every time I go there I can feel his beady little evil  eyes following me everywhere I go…' you have to laugh at Maria, is isn't half dramatic. When she gets like this her voice becomes a high pitched groan that does on and on in my head. This groan that can do 3 things to me, 1. Give me a head ache within the first five minutes that amazing, lasts the entire day. 2. when what ever it is that she is being so dramatic about can actually interest me and by the end leave me feeling hyper active and excited. 3. make me go to sleep, which has happened before. It was when Maria was telling me about when a puppy was laughing at her shoes, (not only do I worry about my own sanity, but I fear Maria's said bye bye to her many years ago) and I fell to sleep, but lucky it was on the phone and when I woke up about 25minuites later she was still talking and hadn't realized. Phew if she had I would have felt the cold chill of Maria blocking you. Oooo its not nice. Lucky I get away with it on many counts, cause I'm her best friend but, I still fear Maria in a bad mood, ever since the incident with the ice cream and teddy bears…no I cant go on, god Mr. fluffy never saw it coming. Maybe I will tell you that story some other time when I'm not talk-

'Liz are you listening to me'

'Yes!' I say rather enthusiastically, in fact way too enthusiastically and I thought she would pick up on the fact that it was just to hide that I wasn't paying any attention what so ever, instead was taking a walk down memory lane in my head

'So we wont be going to see him then?' she asked hopefully

'yes we will. Maria I don't like him either but I have to go see my aunt, therefore I will have to see my uncle. I cant go to the town that she lives in and not go see her for the last time ever'

'You don't like her all that much do you'

'Maria' I said in a stubborn voice that commanded her to stop

'But I'm wearing a really short skirt and sleeveless top and'

'We are going' came the reinforced stubborn voice. They forced me to go, I didn't want to in the first place, so I was going to say my goodbyes once and for all.

'You know you should have faked a vision no body would have known' huh? That's what I was imagining Maria saying, I was imagining wasn't I? her lips were not moving so…I wasn't mind-reading LOL . No I'm just being stupid, I just know Maria really well and assumed that's what she was thinking that from the look on her face. yeah that's it. Ha mind reading, what total crap.

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