Title: 3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: Lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Summary: okay well its bout the 'pod squad' on the road. Im afaid its yet another Liz tells the story things, but its got a bit of a twist…and its relatively interesting, oh and witty don't forget that...well I think its an okay story

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

Not even if your life depends on it.

Getting out of the hot crowded bus was one of the most liberating things I has done since coming on this fugitive mission. But I couldn't decided what it was that I was feeling in the pit of my stomach, great pending dread or a weird kind of excitement. Thinking about this began to feel absolutely pointless; as I started to number the pros and cons of coming, and ending up going round in circles, and the beginning question never got an answer. It's a bit like the question 'which came first the chicken or the egg?" well a lot more people ponder over that question then the one that was spinning over in my mind "is bringing my alien friends here to meet my unsuspecting family a good idea?" hmmm. Well like I said its pretty much pointless thinking about it, cause hey presto, we're here.

The indication  for us to start going is when Mickey ( my new nick name for him, if he can always call me parker I'm sure as hell going to call him Mickey.) shouted piercingly  ' lets go!' causing every one to bring there hands up too there ears

Even later on in the café max and Maria were still holding there ears.

'come on Maxwell, I shouted all the way back in the van, which is like light-years ago now

' Michael did you ever think that your unique power was the power to deafen every one within 30 miles radius?' max playfully told Michael  then leaning over the tableand hitting him on the head

'Come on max, that's not his unique gift…his unique gift is annoying the hell out of people!' Isobel piped  up from beside Michael  in also playfully tapping him on the knee.

'Amen to that' I heard Maria mutter, from beside me and I then got enough courage to look her in the eye to see if she was pissed at me. We locked eyes I smiled, silently praying that she wasn't. She smiled back. Wahoo! But I got the feeling that she was plotting to put sugar on Kyle's chips and make him think its salt??? Where the hell did that come from? God I need undisturbed sleep ASAP. Mickey didn't seem to mind his friends that were more like siblings to him hitting him, and we were all laughing over the joint joke that had been made. SO Kyle thought he would join in the fun and games. Probably thinking it was a good idea…oh how wrong he was.

'yeah Michael!' he said smiling but as soon as he tried to slap Mickey in the chest

Mickey instantly caught his hand in the air. Everybody's laughs stopped and max looked down at me as if to say 'kyle crossed the line'

'don't touch me man.'

'But I was just-'

'I don't know or like you enough for you to be touching me' his face was dead serious. And not one of them had moved. If it had been me I wound have been shit scared. But Kyle's a clown, not much can get him down (not intended to rhyme) and he burst out laughing… right in Mickey face.

'wow, intense.' Kyle let out after his laughing fit.

'Okay guys I hate to split out this little testosterone poisoning display here, but I'm really hungry HURRY UP!' Isobel ordered them with clear frustration in her voice.

' no they don't need to hurry up, they need to stop, like right now!' said another frustrated female to my side.

' what ever Maria I will stop, I just need to know that Kyle has learnt his lesson…have you learnt your lesson?' he asked kyle still gripping his arm'

'Oh yeah don't worry. I won't touch you ever again, not even if you are falling off a high cliff and in order to save your life I have to touch you, I won't. I will let you fall.'

'So we agree'

'We agree'

'No touching'

'Not ever'

'Even in a life and death situation-'

'I will let you die'

'Promise?

'Oh yeah'

'Good'

'Great…now let go of my arm because you know that's considered touching.' With that Mickey released him and looked at max who I noticed was eyeing Michael disapprovingly. He simply shrugged at max and smiled. I laughed at the scene on the table it was just so classic, and then I collapsed on to max. I love the feeling of him holding me. Its pure bliss. May be this wasn't going to be so bad after all. I closed my eyes and I just listened to what was going on the table and I picked up on Maria and Kyle's conversation.

'so you aint mad at me any more?'

'mad? Me? Ha ha ha. Kyle I was never mad' liar!!

'good. I'm glad.'

'Our friendship means a lot to me.' She was being very sweet, a little too sweet.

'Me too.'

'Hey Kyle would you like some salt and vinegar, but don't forget the SALT. And on with the evil plan.

'Urmmm… sure why not'

'Maria I can put it on myself… Maria, Maria stop… stop'

'I want to do it for you-ah ouch OUCH!  You're hurting my hand my hand MY HAND!!'

' I'M NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR HAND, IM WORRYING ABOUT MY DINNER. GIVE ME THE SALT'

'FINE-oh my would you look at that its sugar ha, wow god you stopped me' nice cover up if I were Kyle I wouldn't suspect any thing.

'Hmm' yep he knew her evil little scam.

Just as everything was going silent I heard Isobel

'Hi can we help you,? Who was she talking to? I opened my eyes to she and I just couldn't hold it in

'arhhhhhhhh' I jumped up from max and put my hand on my heart and looked in to the eyes of my enemy, or one of my enemies.

Are you alright liz?' max asked me concerned

'Im fine' I told him still holding my glare with Ashley, also known as 'it'

' oh darn what a shame! For a minute there I thought it was going to be the best day of my life, but your still alive, but  seeing you jump like that comes a close second' it said and she seemed extremely amused ' well are you going to introduce me to your loser friends?'

'sure!' I said enthusiastically. 'Every body I'm sure you will be pleased to meet Satan. Oh which brings up a point if you're here whose running hell?' to top of this insult I smiled at her and watched the smile slip of her face. I ignored the shocked faces around me.   

'You now what lizzie?'

'No and I don't want too'

'You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. Opps to late!' she meant to do that grrr.

 'Yeah well A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it, so why should I listen to you?'

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