"Blame Rezo"
by Argy
Note: It's a song sung by Zelgadiss to the tune of "Blame Canada" from South Park.
Times have changed
My skin is getting worse
It won't cut or bleed or blister
It's because of this damn curse
Should I blame my foolishness?
Or blame my power need?
Or should I blame my overwhelming greed?
No! Blame Rezo! Blame Rezo!
With his lack of working eyes
His possessed head so full of lies
Blame Rezo! Blame Rezo!
I need to form a full assault
It's Rezo's fault!
Don't blame me
For my cold glares
If you look at me again
I swear I'll kill you if I can
And my face in the mirror
Used to be okay
But now when I see me I want to punch myself!
Well? Blame Rezo! Blame Rezo!
It seems that everything went wrong once the red priest came along
Blame Rezo! Blame Rezo!
He wasn't even celibate anyway
I could have been a famous mercenary; it is true
Instead I'm searching for a cure because my skin is blue
Should I blame the humans?
Should I blame the gods?
Or the mazoku who constantly conspire?
Heck no! Blame Rezo! Blame Rezo!
With all his evil mazoku
And that staff that jingles too
Blame Rezo! Shame on Rezo!
For this skin like stone
It makes me groan
The laughter and shuns
I wish this was done
I must blame him and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming both of us!