Theatrical Lessons

By: Kalong-chan

Disclaimer : I don't  own Naruto. If I do, I will not waste my time in school.

Rating : PG-13. I don't have the guts to write R or NC-17.

Warning : This fic is going to contain shounen –ai. So just prepare your mental.

Pairings : Various, but mainly SasuNaru and a bit of KakaIru.

Authoress' Notes : I'm only a beginner writer. So don't expect me to come out with big words and such. And sorry if I make mistakes in grammar. English isn't my mother language. The setting is when the poor rookie nine's still in the academy.

PROLOGUE

When Naruto -tachi were still in the academy, accurately at the age of 12, Iruka said that beside the ability like stealth or taijutsu, it was important for a ninja to know how to blend with his or her surrounding, for example by learning how to arrange flower. And they dismissed it easily. Who needed that when you were a high-skilled ninja?

And now, Kakashi found out that his Iruka was  having a trouble to deal with most of his students' high confidence. Iruka was so frustrated  with Naruto, Kiba and Sasuke mainly. They were just too vain.

            So Kakashi decided to help Iruka a little, by 'innocently' suggested that Iruka should teach them how to act naturally, so when they were on missions , they could easily blend as a normal citizen. When Iruka was thinking about it, Kakashi came up with this …devilish idea.

Being a naïve person he was, Iruka took the idea gratefully , and announced to his class that every Saturday morning, they had to come to the academy for drama lessons.

 Kakashi  actually was there when Iruka informed them about it. He used an invisibility jutsu to cover him from the eyes of the children. He didn't want them to see that he had enjoyed every bit of their reactions, because he felt no need to be the one who will get the blames .  He admitted that he was really a sadist, just like what the children had assumed. And he was proud of it, so what?

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT ????!!!!!!!"

Kakashi had expected their reactions. He snickered evilly.

Of course they complained and protested, but when Iruka had set up his mind, it was useless to persuade him. He was a stubborn person, after all.

Iruka told the children that he got the idea from a 'friend' of him.

 And they immediately knew who he was talking about. Hatake Kakashi, who was a boyfriend of their sensei. And who was secretly a little bit sadistic toward children. After all, he was always entertained himself by blackmailing them or becoming the task master, simply to see Iruka scold them . Iruka didn't know about Kakashi's true intention by giving him this suggestion, obviously.

Iruka even spoke to their parents about it, so they couldn't run from the lessons. Of course parents would prefer their children to fill their holidays with an useful activity than to let them wander around uselessly. So the rookie nine had to wait to be doomed.

Authoress' Notes: I know this chapter is short. Forgive me ^_^;;;; . Lately I've been busy, thanks to school. Review please! Reviews can always cheer me up. Tell me if you liked the idea of this fic. It's not like I don't want to use a beta- reader, but I just don't know how to…_ I'm going to update this as soon as possible.