Title:3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Summary:well I have spit the group for this and am consontrating on micheal and maria. Its so fun writing for them. I am getting some amazing reviews and its so nice  to know that you are enjoying it.I thank you all.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

Maria is wicked. As I say this it occurs to me that there are two meaning to this word. it means wicked as in great awesome amazing. The wicked also means harsh cruel and so on. why? Why not just have one meaning for one word. COOL. There's another one. Cool =great, swell yadda, yadda, yadda. or cool as in burr 'the water is cool' or question='what's the weather like?' Answer= 'cool' as in the temperature. What is this madness? Did every one get lazy. They probably thought 'well if we make up anew word then we have to update the dictionary, which is pointless cos nobody ever reads the dictionary (author speaking, a girl in our class read the dictionary once…can you believe it, from  a to z. she used to sit and read it at dinner…C-R-A-Z-Y. thought I would tell you that back to the story)  what the hell let there be to meaning for one word.

Can you imagine how confusing this could make a conversation? Okay I just confused my self. Anyway moving swifty on.

I love Maria dearly…most of the time.  but I mean wicked as in harsh and harsh to micheal. Well after we all left the café everybody wanted to do different things. Max had to go get gas

Maria wanted to wonder around in the florida sun

Micheal wanted to go with maria

Isobel felt sick and didn't feel like wondering

Kyle wonted to look around but didn't want to go with maria in fear of what she might do next (I don't blame him) he told me that that was not his idea of 'fun'I laughed at this then when I turned I heard him saw rather boldly 'I also what to look after isobel' which was  unual for kyle to open up about something like that, and his words were so full of concern and were very sincere so turned and ant told him

'be careful kyle' worried about his feeling and isobels

'why are there bad ass gangs in this little beach side town?' he said with a smirk

'no I mean abou-'

'liz your going to have to be our tour guide.' Maria said grabbing my arm and attention.

'hang on' I turned back and kyle was looking at me thinking over what I just said

'liz we need to go!! We only have an hour or so and I need to shop.'

'shop you are going to shop? I throught you said this would be fun?' micheal protested

'okay ria im coming' I smiled and then looked at Kyle. 'Talk bout this later ok?

'sure liz. That will be fine' he said sceptically before turning and going in to the van. The van that was now the only thing that we had that we like home reminded me of the van on 'scooby doo' and we were the pesky kids. Then micheal came up to me

'come on lets go'

micheal could be shaggy because  he loves his food. Shaggy= Michael. Lol I can visualise it now Michael dressed in the dorky green t-shirt. He probably looks more like Fred, but max would be Fred. The image of Michael dressed as shaggy made me laugh.

'What so funny parker?' Michael asked egger to hear

'Private joke' I told him sternly

'What ever' he said like he didn't give a damn either way 'lets go' he said ready to go go go.

'Hey hang on I need to say bye to max' translation I need to kiss max for a long amount of time. He he.

I walked up to him and pulled him to me, and in to a long passionate heart stopping kiss. The only kind of kiss with max.

'I'm going to miss you' he said resting his fore head against mine.

'Me too' I pulled away 'love you and stay safe.' I told him

'love you too, I will and hope you do too' he kissed me yet again then pulled away

'go.' I said and out stretched my arm and pointed to the  van.

'SEE YOU LATER MAX AND KYLE, ISOBLE FEEL BETTER BYE BYE' maria shouted to the van that was pulling away.

 'Maria, we are running from the F.B.I I don't think shouting there names and waving your arms like a wind mill is the  way we wont to go'

'Michael chill. It's harmless'

'F.B.I, harmless' he made scales with arms 'sorry I don't know how you came to that conclusion.'

  'Michael I'm waving goodbye to my friends you think people passing by are thinking "that girl is running from a secret government agency, better call the F.B.I?" you are just being paranoid.'

'no I'm being careful and when you are shouting their names at the top of your lungs, which let me tell you is pretty god damn loud, you are giving away our identities and putting them in danger'

'how is saying goodbye putting them in danger!'

'Maria you may as well have been holding a banner that says "we are here" and screaming at the top of your lungs "come kill us, come kill us, come kill us" cause that's the message you were giving to potential alien hunters' I was  completely forgotten about whilst this was going on and was glad . I didn't want to get dragged in to the strange world of Michael and Maria. But I needed to get their attention now.

'Guys'

'Potential alien hunters? So that man that man buying flowers could be an alien hunter? How about the women with her two children that's talking to the women with the grocery bags do you think they are plotting how to kill us. Oh may be the kids aren't kids but special agent midgets dressed as kids, and the bags are full of weapons.'

'Guys'

'Okay Maria know your being ridiculous.' Michael told her

'No Michael I'm being sarcastic. You are being ridiculous.'

'GUYS'

'Know need to shout parker'

'Well I thought you would like to know that whilst you have been standing there auguring about bringing attention and the F.B.I' I stopped and tried to remember what it was they were fighting about 'and something about midges, people have been giving you funny looks and your during a great amount of attention to yourselves.

Maria started a slow clap. 'well done Michael'

'not like it matters, no F.B.I in this town.' Maria opened her mouth about to say something but settled for hitting him in the arm instead.  

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