Theatrical Lessons

By: Kalong-chan

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I do, Naruto would be married to Sasuke and change his name to Uchiha Naruto. Uzumaki Sasuke just seems…weird.

Rating : PG-13

Warning : This fic contains very light shonen- ai. But nothing is too explicit.

Authoress' Notes : I'm sorry if you've spotted some grammar errors. I just don't know how to use a beta –reader. Poor little me.. ^_^;;;

Chapter 2

Finally the day they had dreaded came. Naruto tachi supposed to meet Iruka in the academy class. So they gathered in their class at seven in the morning.

 Ino was  bitching to Shikamaru about how inappropriate it was to do things like this. Shikamaru was nearly asleep, despite the fact that her loudness could make him deaf. But he was already used to it, since she was his childhood friend. So twelve years of their friendship was finally paid off to Shikamaru.

Ten minutes later, Iruka entered the class. Uzumaki Naruto sighed.

He was really getting impatient. And when his father figure didn't do anything, he whined , "Sensei, what are you waiting for ? If we have nothing to do, I would rather go home and sleep."

" Relax, Naruto. I'm just waiting for someone else to come." Said Iruka. He smiled wryly to the rest of his students.

A moment after he said this, Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke beside him. " Yo. I bring the scripts."

Iruka grinned and took the stack of papers from Kakashi's hands. "No reward for me?" he asked shamelessly.

Iruka blushed and kicked his partner in his shins. He muttered, "Don't you dare say that in public!" Kakashi pouted.

The girls squealed . It was SO fun to watch their interaction. They thought a homosexual pair was cute, maybe because of their rarity. Or maybe because Iruka was adorable when Kakashi teased him.

" Okay kids, today you are going to learn about the art of acting.." Kakashi said but interrupted by a chorus of  "Save the false formality for later, old man!"

Kakashi sweatdropped. "Alright, I'll just give the scripts to you, and you have study it. We are going to perform for the Red Festival next month."  Iruka said .

Kakashi grinned maniacally. They had a bad feeling about this. "Guys, we are going to perform 'Snow White' !" Naruto nearly fainted. Ino and Sakura were smiling widely. Sasuke slapped his head. "Ch, this is just SO troublesome."

Then Kakashi gave each of them a copy of the script.

Naruto's eyes bulged when he read the casting. "WHAT THE HELL?! ME, AS THE PRINCE?!!!"

But his reaction couldn't be compared to Sakura's. "THIS IS JUST SO…RIDICULOUS! WHY IS SASUKE BECOMES SNOW WHITE AND NARUTO BECOMES THE PRINCE??!!! KAKASHI –SENSEI! I KNOW IT THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME!!!" Sakura even forgot to hide her Inner Sakura.

 Of course her friends were shocked beyond words. Sakura, who was polite and sweet was this….harsh?

Kakashi laughed wryly, while scratching the back of his head.  "Of course not, Sakura…What made you thinking something that ridiculous about me? If you guys want to know, it was not me who decided the roles for you!"

Iruka smiled. "Yeah, I was the one who picked Naruto to play the prince. So maybe he can learn how to behave more…gentlemanly."

Naruto stared at his father figure. And dropped his jaws to the floor.

"WHAT…?"

Of course Iruka had predicted Naruto's reaction. "Kakashi- sensei, if you please do your task.."

Kakashi just grinned, how could he refuse his lover's request? If Iruka asked him nicely, he would persuade Naruto all right. He might get some rewards in the end. "Okay, just accept this sincerely, or..don't tell me…that our possible future Hokage is scared? Face it!"

Naruto reacted immediately. "Of course NOT! I'm going to prove it to you, my acting skills, that's it!" he shouted to Kakashi's face.

Iruka gave Kakashi a thumb up. That was pretty easy, to persuade Naruto into something. Naruto just fell into something that Iruka had once said.

Do not fall into provocation.

Authoress' Notes (again) : Believe me, I wanted to write longer, but I have an exam to do tomorrow. I know I have not got the chance to update lately….Hontoni gomenasai!