Title:3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Summary:well I have spit the group for this and am concentrating on micheal and maria. Its so fun writing for them. I am getting some amazing reviews and its so nice  to know that you are enjoying it.I thank you all.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

Spoiler. I have taken or borrowed a small selected bit from two guys and a girl. I have re-written this to fit my story, its only a little bit.

I spy with my little eye something beginning with s?'

'Stone' I guessed

'No' Maria said

'Street' Michael guessed

'No.'

Maria sounded like a five year old, so zealous and content to spend hour and hour and hours…playing the grand and pointless game of eye spy.

'Shop' I guessed again. There was a pause. I stopped. did I guess it right and stop this rubbish game I looked at her full of hope then at Michael.

'Did she get it right?' he said also wanting to end the game 'did she, did she?' no reply 'parker give me five!' Michael said then raised his hand to me

'No. she got it wrong.' Maria said and unconsciously shifted her eyes.

'What?'

'Its not my something that begins with s. carry on guessing.' Just like a five year old to cheat at eye spy.

'Look Maria I don't want to play. This game bites the big one.' Michael said. Maria slide her hand in to his

'But I like this game, and its no fun with out you.' Michael looked down took a deep breath.

'Station' Maria looked at me and I grinned. She was good at playing puppet with Michael. Maybe I could learn a few things from her

'Nope'

'Stop.' I said suddenly. I had spotted an empty bench and my feet, god my feet hurt so much I was seriously considering going in to a hand stand and walking on my hands. But I thought this may look a little strange. Then I considered maybe getting Maria or Michael to give me a piggy back, but it would be pretty awkward to ask. Hmm I wonder why they call it piggy back. Pigs are fat and unattractive so is it saying you are to fat and unattractive to walk? Or may be you have a fat unattractive back? Or perhaps pigs let there young ride on their backs, does that imply that only your children can ask your for a piggy back? Who knows? Something to ponder.

'Liz there is a rule in this game it has to be an object, it can't just be "stop" that would be stupid' she told me very matter-of-fact.

'Yeah because nothing else in this game is stupid'

'Don't test me Michael.'

'I wasn't suggesting stop Maria. I was saying that we SHOULD stop. My feet, words can not describe. So I want to sit down.'

'But the shops'

'Maria'

'So many so little time' 

 'Do you want to see me cry. Huh is that what?  Maria do you want me to stand here and cry?' Maria stopped looked at me strangely.

'Okay we will stop. Its okay honey.' She put her arm around me, great more damn weight. Okay just get to the bench.

'Hold up. If we go to the bench, whilst we sit there, there will be no talk of "eye spy" it will not be mentioned got it?'

'Deal'

'fine' Maria said and we made our way across the street.

 Its like a race, the bench is my big shinny gold medal.1step 2step 3step. Keep it up almost there.

When we finally got to the bench' we all sighed as we sat down

'I'm bored' Maria said

'Maria we have been sitting here for 10 seconds' Michael said

'Well how long you expect to stay here for??'

'Well I'm enjoying not hearing about that which will not be mentioned, I could stay here all day.'

There were a few moments of silence then

'Let's play twenty questions'

'Oh no. that's just another form of eye sp-' Maria turned to him a a huge grin crossed her face. ''damn' Michael finished

'You said it!!' 

'Well…I'm aloud because …I made up the rule'

'Yeah exactly YOU MADE IT UP!!'

'Maria what is it with you and eye spy? You're like a freak for eye spy?'

'Fine we won't play'

'Good' I said and let out a sigh.

'Hey Michael.'

'No. what ever it is the simply cleaned up answer is no.'

'Fine you probably can't do it any way.'

'No I probably can't' I laughed how did these too ever make it a year? It was like watching a skit. And although they tried to deny it and act all annoyed at each other, it's clear as day that they enjoy every minute of winding each other up. One thing is for sure there wasn't one dull minute with these two around.

'God I know I'm going to regret this. What, what is it that I probably  in your opinion I can't do?' a smile crept on too Maria's lips. The smile was fool of mischief and that's why before she turned back to Michael she made sure that the naughty smile had vanished from her lips. He was right. He was going to regret this.

'See that crash can there' she nodded towards the end of the bench were there stood a lone silver tin rubbish bin.

'Yeah, what about it.'

'I bet you cant lift it up over your head'

'Ok not that I'm considering doing a stupid thing like that, but why don't you think I would be able to lift an empty crash can.'

'Well, didn't really want to say any thing, but…no, no I don't want to hurt your feelings'

'What Maria.'

'well I was talking to kyle, ad he happened to bring up how much he works out, and wow he does a lot. In the morning he gets up and straight away does 15 push ups, and does to the gym, and works on weights and ontop of that he did manual labor, and it got me thinking, you know how often you work out'

'I work out.'

'lifting burger after burger to your lips is not classified as working out.' You have to hand it to her, she is funny. 'so seeing you aren't in good shape, I don't think you could handle holding that over your head.'

'not in good shape. right then I will do it.' Micheal began to get up but maria pulled him back down

'no micheal I don't want you to hurt your back. Its okay micheal, its ok that kyle is better then you' oh she is good hitting it were it hurts.

'I-I-I AM TOTALLY OUT RAGED BY THAT COMMENT. Kyle better then me, that wimp ha. Fine I will prove it.'

He went over to the crash can and without even trying swung it over his head. He turned back to me and maria, totally oblivious to the crowds of people on the busy highstreet that were watching

'see' he said proud of him self. Maria then put her hand over her mouth and deepened her voice.

'LOOOOOK HOW STRRRROOOONNNG I AMMMMMM!!!!!!' she said as loud as she could, micheal was right she could be pretty damn loud when she wanted to be. People stared and began to laugh. Me and maria collapsed in laughter. It was just to funny! Micheal quickly put the can down and sat back down.

'I hate you' he told us both.   

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I have split the group but don't worry, the next chapter will have the other characters in them, its just easier this way. I want to make sue that I use them all and don't leave any out. So fanfictionairs, you will have to read to find out what happens next ,but here is a hint, I will be binging in some of Liz's family, we may even see Ashley again. Hmmm.   

I dedicate this to all the people that have reviewed. Lol I'm STILL A total kiss up…is it working?? Let me know when you REVIEW!! LOL tee hee

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