Title:3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

 Summary : just the group after the final episode, read about there good and bad points the funny and the sad then review.  

'Hey guys what's so funny'

We all stopped and instantly turned to the familiar voice from behind us. It had been 10miniutes since Maria made a fool of Mickey, and it was still funny. Although the funny situation that was just a classic one off moment had been and gone, we were all still able to keep it alive by replaying it in our minds, keeping Maria and I laughing our socks off, and Mickey's face staying the unnatural colour of purplish-red. The man is seriously peeved off. He is sitting there mumbling something about 'typical humans' and how 'this really blows'. maybe we went to far…maybe.

Kyle stood behind the bench looking down at us comically and I could tell he was holding back many spontaneous jokes.

'hey, what are you…' I managed to get out, in a squeak before I once again began to laugh uncontrollably when i saw the green rubbish can that got us in to this predicament.

' guys wanted to find you, we are booked in to a hotel and since I have been here before, figured I come and find you…What?' Kyle said, obviously confused.

'Oh god Kyle… (Laughing)… it was… (Laughing)…so...' that was all Maria could manage before joining me in me fit of laughter

'So what Maria…funny??' Kyle helped out then looked questionably at us. Michael had his back to Kyle and was trying hard to get the Human colour back in his face, as if he knew that is Kyle saw his face, the jokes would roll on and on and on…

Maria looked up at Kyle, still unable to function her tongue; she simply made a thumbs up sign with BOTH hands.

'Okay, that doesn't really help; in fact I pretty much gathered that by the laughing.' Kyle told us 'what I want to know it what happened to make to two the new giggly girls' Kyle asked us.

I looked at him helplessly then opened my mouth to talk, but nothing came out, well apart from a pretty god damn embarrassing snort. I shut my mouth then pointed in the direction of Michael on the other side of the bench. He was having NO luck getting the normal colour back, and I knew by the wicked look on Kyle's face that he wasn't going to cut Michael any slack, or let him cool off first. I would feel bad…if it wasn't so funny!'

'Michael you're pretty quite' let the sarcasm games begin. 'Since your not laughing maybe you can explain things to me'

No response

'I take it from the silence that the "funniness" was centred around you'

No response'

'Come on Michael, you big strong tough guy…' as soon as he mentioned the words "big strong tough guy" Maria and I instantly laughed harder. 'Tell me' Kyle ended, and a big grin spread across his face.

'look Kyle, I'm not laughing because…' at this point I could imagine him thinking to him self "think Michael think, think, THINK!!" …'what "happened"… that they are laughing at…the "thing" that took place, just wasn't funny and that's that.' He said very matter-of-a-fact. He crossed his arms, as if to say I don't want to discuss this any more. Have to give it to him; he did a good job of tip toeing around the embarrassing facts.

'So why are they laughing?'

Cause they are immense morons'

'Oh were the moron's space boy…or rather trash boy' Maria added.

'Trash boy…huh, in-ter-es-ting' he said. Keeping the smirk on his face. 'So I take it by the nick name that they ARE laughing at you…'

No response.

'Have you been lying to me Michael?!' voice full of fake outrage. These two seriously have it in for each other.

'Michael'

Michael…Michael, Michael…Michael, Michael…Michael, Michael…Michael

MICHEAL!!!!!!!! BY not answering me you will be forcing me to go to extreme measures.'

'FOR CHRIST SAKES...Okay fine, if your life is really all that empty I will tell you the biter twisted truth. The two cackling sisters that you see before you here are laughing at ME. Yes that's right me, because cackling sister 1(points to Maria) made a fool out of me, in public by making me hold a crash can over my head in public view and cackling sister number two here (that would be me) knew all about her sisters evil plot and never even gave me a warning look, even through I stood up for her, so Kyle you're a comedy genius, well you like to think you are,  so tell me do you find that little story funny or unfunny?' Kyle stood there looking at Michael then at us then once again at Michael. Then he laughed. Then we laughed.

"Your all losers, how did I get stuck with such goons and losers'

'Elizabeth?' oh dear god I know that voice. Hearing it again immediately stopped me laughing and Maria, and even Kyle who had had a bad encounter with the person speaking, the year I brought him here. We all looked at each other, then Gathered another wits to turn and look and the utterly horrifying disturbing  man that makes any half decent person want to scream 'good god-I-need-to-get-away-from-this-sleeve-pronto.'

'glad you lot have stopped being so immature, and know see that it is in no way funny…'Michael said, not quite catching why we had all stopped laughing. He finally turned around '…hey who's he…did I miss something'

 

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What do you think? Sorry it's a bit short!

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