DISCLAIMER : I'm SO not making money out of this. And blah blah blah Naruto is not mine.
Warning : There's shounen-ai, of course. And fluff. And a Very Horny Jounin. D
Chapter 3
It was a typical summer day where the weather was so hot. Ino was not happy with her role. Really, she wasn't. When you wanted to be 'The Main Character', but all you got was 'One of the Dwarves', you certainly wouldn't be happy.
She was striding to Kakashi's house, when she bumped into someone. Her script fell to the floor. She bent to pick it up. Then she looked up to see who it was.
Sakura. The only person she didn't want to meet at the time. Juuust great.
"Hey Ino , how about using your eyes when you're walking?" Sakura sneered. Ino frowned at her. "Shut up, Sakura. I'm not in the mood to deal with you." Deep inside, she wondered how the hell did her rival managed to pick a fight in this kind of weather.
"Ha! I know that you are jealous, because I'm going to play the good queen! How is it feels like to play a dwarf ?" A vein in Ino's forehead twitched. I'm not going to fall for her provocation, she thought continuously.
"Can't you say something? Cat got your tongue?" Sakura mocked with glee in her eyes.
Ino frowned. I'm REALLY not in the mood for fighting. She thought some clever remarks to say, but eventually she gave up. She let out a long –suffering sigh.
"What's wrong with you today? It's not like you to give up that easily, especially to me. Where are you going, anyway?"
Ino sighed once again. "I'm going to go to Kakashi- sensei's house. Want to ask him to change my role."
Sakura's eyes brightened immediately. "Believe me or not, I'm in the way to his home too. Let's go! If we bug him together, he might change the roles for us. But don't let your hopes up. After all, he IS a wolf in sheep's skins."
Ino grinned wryly, "Ever the optimistic one, Sakura. I believe that just a minute ago you bragged about your 'goody queen' role to me, so why do you want to change your marvelous role? " Her companion folded her arms in front of her chest and snapped, "Oh, be quiet ! "
"Ha. So childish."
Then they continued to walk in silence, until they arrived in Kakashi's front door.
Ino said to her nemesis, "You'll knock. You know, just to be save in case something will happen. This is The Devil's house, after all." Sakura glared at her and muttered something like "And let me be the victim of his 'playfulness', you mean?", but she slowly knocked the door.
Ino smiled angelicaly at her. "Of course."
Five minutes later, they were still waiting for an answer. When Sakura reached for the doorbell again, she heard someone's voice, "There's a visitor, can't you just wait until tonight, you horny jerk!?" She recognized the voice as her academy sensei's. Ino sweatdropped.
From behind the door came a long muffled moan.
Sakura and Ino exchanged glances. "Are you thinking about the same thing as myself?" Ino's expression was a mix between disgust and disbelief. Sakura just shrugged. "Maybe. I don't expect less from that lecherous old man."
"Do you think we should come back later?" Ino asked hesitantly, as if afraid of the Very Disturbing Sounds their teachers made. "Sure. At this rate, they're going to taint our innocence." Sakura grinned wryly. "Yeah. So much for our virgin ears." They turned their backs, and walked quickly away from The House of The Loving Couple.
Sasuke grumbled. This can't be happening. So I had to kiss Naruto of all the people? He thought furiously. Then he shook his head. He leaned back to the tree. No, he fumed. The idiot is the one who had to kiss me.
"What the hell? Do Kakashi see me as a uke type?!" Sasuke unconsciously said what he was thinking aloud. Suddenly, someone sneaked a hand on his shoulder. "What is it, Sasuke- kun? Having trouble?" asked Gai, grinning from ear to ear.
Sasuke nearly jumped in surprise. How the hell I didn't notice him? He quickly masked his surprise, and glared at the Jounin. "Mind your own business. I don't want to talk about it."
"If I'm not mistaken, you're going to act as the main character, right? So, you must be happy, right?" asked Gai excitedly.
Sasuke stared at the older man like he had grown another head. "Do I look happy? Happy is the last thing I would use to describe my mental situation right now." he said harshly.
Gai just barked a laugh. "Young man, almost all of the girls are dying to play the main role, you know."
Sasuke just looked at the flashy man and muttered quietly, "And I'm dying to give the role to them. Or you can have it if you want."
Gai ignored the sarcasm. Or maybe he didn't even realize it. "HAHAHA! Such a lively young man! You must not take things for granted, you know! How many times in a lifetime do you get a role as a princess?"
Sasuke wondered if the Jounin suffered from some sort of brain damage.
"Well, sensei, I want to tell you that I don't like the idea of being a crossdresser. Unlike you." he made sure that he stressed the words sensei, don't and you. He wasn't even sure why he had this conversation with Mr. wanna- be- a –crossdresser. Gai slapped him in the back. "Hey young man, no need to be so grumpy, you know! Hahaha!!"
Sasuke felt like his sanity was being eroded, so he fled. And Gai's voice could be heard throughout the forest.
"Wait up for me, Sasuke-KUN! Such an impatient young man! Wahahaha!!!"
…::::::OMAKE:::::…..
After Sakura n' Ino Left The Lovebirds' Nest
A very angry (not to mention embarassed) Iruka pulled at his boyfriend's ear. "Kakashi, you perverted lecherous horndog!!!! You..you probably scared them to death!!" Kakashi held his hands up in defense and pouted. "But Iruka, it was just… a joke. Yeah, it really was!" Iruka glared at Kakashi.
The Guilty One muttered quietly, "It's not like you didn't enjoy it.." Unfortunately, Iruka heard what he just said, and glowered. And blushed at the same time. "You stupid idiot, Kakashi !!"
Kakashi just smirked and dodged from Iruka's Ultimate Fist, while saying in a sing –song voice, " Childish and shy like always aren't we, lover?" Then he pinned his uke to the bed.
"MOU, KakaSHI !"
A/N : Woo woo, chappie 3's finished! And I've got through my final exams, so hurrah for me! I congratulate myself shamelessly. Oh yeah, thank you for all who reviewed, It's like my work was appreciated, and I'm happy for it! Woo once again!