Hello.you have all probably forgotten all about me, cause its been ages since I updated but here it is, so review if you like it so I know to continue. Thanks. Oh I kind of forgot the plot to my story, so I wrote this to try and ease my way back into this. Its just fun. Hope you like. M.

Title:3 aliens, 2 humans and me

Author: lizzie_bean

Category: haven't really developed much of one yet, but give me time

Summary:well I have spit the group for this and am concentrating on micheal and maria. Its so fun writing for them. I am getting some amazing reviews and its so nice  to know that you are enjoying it.I thank you all.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, but the point of view and wit is mine, but that's it

Feedback: I took the time to write it for sheer entertainment, the least you could do it feedback

Well, well if it isn't little lizzy parker, my little red riding hood and what's this? Her good friend goldy locks, who b the way get more stunning and beautiful and attractive and…' at that point he was cut of by the sound of Mickey clearing his throat LOUDLY. My disgusting uncle stopped and looked at Michael.

'oh sorry man. Didn't realise she was taken'

'well I was-' he was swiftly cut off by hurricane deluca

'WHAT! Okay I don't even know where to start on that sentence!'

'What ever do you mean Maria?'

What do I mean okay, 'I'm calm I'm calm.' So far I have been an outsider in this. A completely horrified one. HORRIFIED AT the nasty sexual way my uncle is looking at Maria, who by the way is ugly fat and has purple cheeks which make him look like a child socked him twice in both cheeks with their tiny little hands (inspired description from a Tec teacher. God bless him) and because he was mad he thought oh well I will eat him. (Are u getting the mental picture?)

This sick twisted pervert is going all goo goo and putting on his husky 'come hither' voice, which   over my best friend! And who am I to him, just his freaking niece! Where's the respect people where? Because I am not seeing it, you know why I'm not seeing it? Because there is none. That's why. Sheesh. So I'm sitting here musing in my anger/embarrassment, and then I ponder on to the thing that sends my way, way, way over the icy edge of doom. He called me red riding hood!!!!

'how could you?' the words come sliding out of my mouth and I stand up to face the, the, the, the …thing that's insulted me.

'Excuse me?' is all he says. Other than that he just stands there with this stupid surprised, this-is-so-not-like-you expression on his fat purple face, and oh good god is that…dribble? I shredder. I mean purple cheek and all, is pretty much…yuck, but dribble, ACTUAL DRIBBLE, this isn't just crossing the line, this is jumping on the line over and over again and then sprinting away, until the line becomes nothing but a small, no tiny dot far in the dark distance. How on Earth did my auntie go a head and marry him, she must have been unconscious or drugged up, or suffering from amnesia, it's a possibility!!

So any who, I look at him and resist the urge to vomit right here, right now.

'Excuse me, is that all you can say to that, stupid comment that you made?'

'Well I just-'

'Cause if this is all you have to say, I mean seriously that just makes me so angry'

'yeah, yeah tell him parker!' all of a sudden everyone's eyes shift to Kyle as he makes this weird high pitched hooting noise, which I think, was supposed to cheer me on, but in actual fact made him sound like a girl. A cheerleading girl. So I'm looking at him thinking please god don't dance and start singing 'go Liz its you birthday'

'Well, well, well, if it isn't…you'

'You?' Kyle says looking at my uncle with a half grin on his face

'Yeah, you'

'Do you even KNOW my name?'

'Wasn't important enough to remember' my uncle says with this smug expression on his round face.

'Well, that's one way of looking at it, but it could also mean that some ones losing there mind' he says in a sing song voice.

'Listen side kick boy' he begins and Michel mouths 'side kick boy?' to me and I simply shrug, perhaps Kyle's right maybe he is losing it. 'I am far from 'losing my mind. I am a big time businessman, and furthermore, I have a super processing mind, and am very youthful, for your information.'

Whoa some ones having a mid life crises. I know that why I should step in and try my best to control the situation. But I don't. This is more or less what happened the year that I took Kyle down here with me. Kyle and my uncle meet and both formed an instant dislike for the other one. So why don't I stop this now, well because it's really, really funny to see my uncle, who I hate, get all worked up. It's priceless.

Kyle just looks up at him. He has this ability to be able to keep a straight face, even when every one else is falling apart with laughter.

'ok "super mental processing' if this is true, which it could be then, why are you unable to remember my name?'

'I told you side kick, you are not important enough to remember.' There s that smug face again. Yuck.

'rittttttttte. About this 'side kick thing' what's with that?'

'Well, your robin aren't you'

'Err no, no I'm not'

'No I don't mean you ARE robin, do you understand?'

'Wait, let me think this through, I'm robin, which I'm not, but I am? Me and Maria look at each other, completely confused with this.

'I mean batman'

'From batman??'

'Your not batman.' My uncle says that shakes his head as if he cant believe Kyle doesn't understand.   

'oh what gave me away?'

'he's batman' my uncle says then points to the disinterested Mickey besides me. He isn't paying any attention and it takes Maria's loud laughter to bring him out of his day dream.

'Did I miss something' he says once he realises we are all looking at him, very confused.

'What Michael?'

'Is that his name?'

'What about me?'

So I'm flipping robin and he gets to be the cool caped hero?

'What the…what cape?'

'Apparently your batman' I try and help out.

'WHAT SINCE WHEN?'

'And Kyle's robin' I help again

'Ha ha I get to boss you around'

'Hey don't laugh space boy, I think batman and robin were you know, gay.' Maria says. Micheal looks up and Kyle stops laughing.

'I don't think im batman'

'im defiantly not robin.