Harry's Diary
Okay, here we go again. I am writing alot of fanfictions now, to keep most of you happy, so yeah... If I don't update on one story, then I'll probably update on another. For the record, those of you who don't like my stories, bring on the flaming! Because of you, I do more just to *PISS* you off. For all of you who don't flame me, thank you, for you make me feel better. Also I will update when I like. A hint-
The more reviews that you send, the sooner I will update!
Disclaimer- I love them very much, but all the situations are owned by people that I don't own. Damn.
Hand Writen in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Hello. I am writing in the darkness of my room, waiting for morning to come. So I am going to tell you in the mean time what happened. Ignore the fact that my writing sucks. I like to write. I like to write sentences. The sentences need to do something. The sentances need to be combined. I am annoying, even to myself. Its a good thing that Hermione doesn't read my diary...
***Miss Cassi says that she will show Hermione when she gets the chance next.***
Nooooo! Hermione will tell me that I need to take a muggle english class! Any way, today, Draco was talking to Weasly... Er, Ron. Have I mentioned that I like Cho Chang?
***Miss Cassi says Have we mentioned that she likes Draco?***
That doesn't surprise me one bit. He is always stealing all the good girls. Thank you for telling me.
***Miss Cassi says that your welcome.***
Oh well. I supose that I will just have to ask someone else to go out with me. Maybe Ginny?
***Miss Cassi says then Ron will be your brother.***
There we go! Then I can live in there dump of a house twenty-four-seven! You know, I always did kinda like Hannah Abbot...
***Miss Cassi says always meaning three and a half seconds.***
Thats besides the point. Hey, I just noticed something. My diary is like Tom Riddles! Cool! Now all I will have to do is keep talking to it, and go crazy, have it stolen, then get kidnapped and I can create another situation just like the second year!
***Miss Cassi askes if he wants to be kidnapped.***
What? Oh, depends, what do you look like???
The boy who lives to be a pain in Slytherin's Ass *^ ^*
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Hermione found my diary today. She didn't like my sentances..... But I don't care, as she is not a teacher. But I think that she will be later in life, so I better knock off the bad sentance structure. Hermione is scaring me now.... She admitted that she thinks Draco is cute, and is asking him out. And the sad thing is is I think he likes her to. But then, I guess that most of the girls in this school think that he is cute. Whats wrong with this picture??? I am the cute one! I was the boy who lived!
***Miss Cassi says yes, your cute in a little boy manner, but you aren't a Bish like Draco!! (A/N some people don't know this. A bish is a bishoshen, which means 'pretty boy'.)
Damn. Well, there goes my fan girl listing. It could be worse, then again. I could have Pansy *Shudders* hanging off my arm. So, yes, it could be worse. Anyway, Hermione likes Draco now, and I am jealos. Whats going on in this school? I don't get it! I am the boy who lived! Why don't all the girls hero worship me???
Oh well, I will deal with that later, when I think of how. Until then, I will ponder over my misery over loosing Sirius. Ponder, ponder, okay, tired of that. Hey, I can see Ron! I am waving at him! Wait, is that my Fire Bolt he's carrying? I better go!
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Okay, the Tom Riddle diary thing apperantly doesn't work, as I have yet to be kidnapped, so instead I will just write.
***Miss Cassi says thats okay Harry. I don't want you, your not a bish.***
Oh, okay. Well, any way, Ron is being annoying. He just saw a muggle movie called The Lord of the Rings, and now he thinks that he is a, what did you call it? a 'Bish?' Yes, thats it. He thinks that he is cute, because he's 'prettier' than the freak guy that gets killed in the first movie. (A/N Borimir) I keep trying to tell him that he is not what is considered a bish, but he won't listen to me, as he is usually obsessing about his "Fan mail."
**A random Ron Fan says I wrote him a fan letter! I am a giddy Ron fan girl!**
What about me, everyone? Why does everyone obsess about my side kick, instead of me, who is cute, dashing, sweet, and a good boyfriend?
***Miss Cassi says I don't know, maybe because you are only one of those.***
Which one? Please tell me that it is a good boyfriend.
***Miss Cassi says, no, dashing.***
Ah, yes. I am chivorlous, cute, yes. Dashing describes me.
***Miss Cassi says, no, you make people dash away from you in fear, so you must be dashing. Give us a break, Harry. You talk to snakes. That's just plain creepy.***
Damnit. I knew talking to that stupid snake was a dumb idea...
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
You know, if I didn't know any better, I would swear that Moaning Myrtle has a crush on me... It seems like she is stalking me every where I go, whispering that she wants me to share her toilet with her. I keep telling her that I won't share it, (If I even do), until I die. So now I think she is trying to kill me, and it is making Ginny and Hermione jealos.
******Hermione and Ginny both yell no its not!******
It's my story, and I will tell it how ever I want. Do you mind? Now, any way, what happened today.... I ate alot of candy, and almost got expelled because I was so hyper I pulled down professor Snapes pants, and he was going to kill me, and then Dumbledor came in and Snape almost killed him, then I was confused and started shooting random curses, and one of them was a unforgivable curse, and I had Snape doing situps for no reason.... Dumbledor chose to forgive me as it was him who gave me all the candy.
Fred and George have been doing well in there business, and I expect that they shall be raking in the money soon. They sent us all something that they made... Unfortunately mine happened to end up being a buzzing crystal ball, and Proffesor Trewlawny (A/N sorry, can't spell her name!) took it from me, thinking that I was trying to look into my bleak death filled future, and she bent to look into it, and she was zapped strait between the eyes.
***Miss Cassi writes that Harry shall go talk to Draco***
Hey, I feel.... Funny. Hey Draco, he's my buddy! I think that I shall go talk to my tall evil homie!
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal
Dear Diary,
Hermione is still after me for those stupid sentances, way back in my first dealie... Uh, diary entry, thats it! What? Hermione better not see this, she will get after me for my short term memory loss if she finds it...
***Miss Cassi says she has short term and long term memory loss, so don't worry, my black haired friend.***
Well, at least Ron is worse than me.
***Miss Cassi says only the first year Ron. Unlike you, he learned to write.***
Then why is he failing class?
***Miss Cassi says I don't know.***
Ah. Well, you were right about the Cho Chang with Draco thing.
***Miss Cassi says I knew that.***
So I am thinking about Ginny. Or maybe Hannah Abott, as I still don't know if I want to live in a tottering tower of doom.... Hey, I know, maybe I'll go out with Susan Bones... Hey, I have an idea! I will date the voice in my diary!
***Miss Cassi says not a bish, not interested.***
I'm almost a bish! I have black hair!
***Miss Cassi says yes, and my favorite color of eyes.... Green.... Let me think about that.... Wait, you can't date me, I am the little thing writing in your diary after you! And your not Draco!***
Damn Draco, stealing all the good woman!
****J.K. Rowling writes that Harry will fall in love with Ginny Weasly.****
Hey, did I ever say that red hair is my favorite in woman? I think I shall go mindlessly follow Ginny around until she agrees to date me!
Harry Potter
Okay, here we go again. I am writing alot of fanfictions now, to keep most of you happy, so yeah... If I don't update on one story, then I'll probably update on another. For the record, those of you who don't like my stories, bring on the flaming! Because of you, I do more just to *PISS* you off. For all of you who don't flame me, thank you, for you make me feel better. Also I will update when I like. A hint-
The more reviews that you send, the sooner I will update!
Disclaimer- I love them very much, but all the situations are owned by people that I don't own. Damn.
Hand Writen in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Hello. I am writing in the darkness of my room, waiting for morning to come. So I am going to tell you in the mean time what happened. Ignore the fact that my writing sucks. I like to write. I like to write sentences. The sentences need to do something. The sentances need to be combined. I am annoying, even to myself. Its a good thing that Hermione doesn't read my diary...
***Miss Cassi says that she will show Hermione when she gets the chance next.***
Nooooo! Hermione will tell me that I need to take a muggle english class! Any way, today, Draco was talking to Weasly... Er, Ron. Have I mentioned that I like Cho Chang?
***Miss Cassi says Have we mentioned that she likes Draco?***
That doesn't surprise me one bit. He is always stealing all the good girls. Thank you for telling me.
***Miss Cassi says that your welcome.***
Oh well. I supose that I will just have to ask someone else to go out with me. Maybe Ginny?
***Miss Cassi says then Ron will be your brother.***
There we go! Then I can live in there dump of a house twenty-four-seven! You know, I always did kinda like Hannah Abbot...
***Miss Cassi says always meaning three and a half seconds.***
Thats besides the point. Hey, I just noticed something. My diary is like Tom Riddles! Cool! Now all I will have to do is keep talking to it, and go crazy, have it stolen, then get kidnapped and I can create another situation just like the second year!
***Miss Cassi askes if he wants to be kidnapped.***
What? Oh, depends, what do you look like???
The boy who lives to be a pain in Slytherin's Ass *^ ^*
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Hermione found my diary today. She didn't like my sentances..... But I don't care, as she is not a teacher. But I think that she will be later in life, so I better knock off the bad sentance structure. Hermione is scaring me now.... She admitted that she thinks Draco is cute, and is asking him out. And the sad thing is is I think he likes her to. But then, I guess that most of the girls in this school think that he is cute. Whats wrong with this picture??? I am the cute one! I was the boy who lived!
***Miss Cassi says yes, your cute in a little boy manner, but you aren't a Bish like Draco!! (A/N some people don't know this. A bish is a bishoshen, which means 'pretty boy'.)
Damn. Well, there goes my fan girl listing. It could be worse, then again. I could have Pansy *Shudders* hanging off my arm. So, yes, it could be worse. Anyway, Hermione likes Draco now, and I am jealos. Whats going on in this school? I don't get it! I am the boy who lived! Why don't all the girls hero worship me???
Oh well, I will deal with that later, when I think of how. Until then, I will ponder over my misery over loosing Sirius. Ponder, ponder, okay, tired of that. Hey, I can see Ron! I am waving at him! Wait, is that my Fire Bolt he's carrying? I better go!
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
Okay, the Tom Riddle diary thing apperantly doesn't work, as I have yet to be kidnapped, so instead I will just write.
***Miss Cassi says thats okay Harry. I don't want you, your not a bish.***
Oh, okay. Well, any way, Ron is being annoying. He just saw a muggle movie called The Lord of the Rings, and now he thinks that he is a, what did you call it? a 'Bish?' Yes, thats it. He thinks that he is cute, because he's 'prettier' than the freak guy that gets killed in the first movie. (A/N Borimir) I keep trying to tell him that he is not what is considered a bish, but he won't listen to me, as he is usually obsessing about his "Fan mail."
**A random Ron Fan says I wrote him a fan letter! I am a giddy Ron fan girl!**
What about me, everyone? Why does everyone obsess about my side kick, instead of me, who is cute, dashing, sweet, and a good boyfriend?
***Miss Cassi says I don't know, maybe because you are only one of those.***
Which one? Please tell me that it is a good boyfriend.
***Miss Cassi says, no, dashing.***
Ah, yes. I am chivorlous, cute, yes. Dashing describes me.
***Miss Cassi says, no, you make people dash away from you in fear, so you must be dashing. Give us a break, Harry. You talk to snakes. That's just plain creepy.***
Damnit. I knew talking to that stupid snake was a dumb idea...
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal-
Dear Diary,
You know, if I didn't know any better, I would swear that Moaning Myrtle has a crush on me... It seems like she is stalking me every where I go, whispering that she wants me to share her toilet with her. I keep telling her that I won't share it, (If I even do), until I die. So now I think she is trying to kill me, and it is making Ginny and Hermione jealos.
******Hermione and Ginny both yell no its not!******
It's my story, and I will tell it how ever I want. Do you mind? Now, any way, what happened today.... I ate alot of candy, and almost got expelled because I was so hyper I pulled down professor Snapes pants, and he was going to kill me, and then Dumbledor came in and Snape almost killed him, then I was confused and started shooting random curses, and one of them was a unforgivable curse, and I had Snape doing situps for no reason.... Dumbledor chose to forgive me as it was him who gave me all the candy.
Fred and George have been doing well in there business, and I expect that they shall be raking in the money soon. They sent us all something that they made... Unfortunately mine happened to end up being a buzzing crystal ball, and Proffesor Trewlawny (A/N sorry, can't spell her name!) took it from me, thinking that I was trying to look into my bleak death filled future, and she bent to look into it, and she was zapped strait between the eyes.
***Miss Cassi writes that Harry shall go talk to Draco***
Hey, I feel.... Funny. Hey Draco, he's my buddy! I think that I shall go talk to my tall evil homie!
Harry Potter
Hand Written in a small journal
Dear Diary,
Hermione is still after me for those stupid sentances, way back in my first dealie... Uh, diary entry, thats it! What? Hermione better not see this, she will get after me for my short term memory loss if she finds it...
***Miss Cassi says she has short term and long term memory loss, so don't worry, my black haired friend.***
Well, at least Ron is worse than me.
***Miss Cassi says only the first year Ron. Unlike you, he learned to write.***
Then why is he failing class?
***Miss Cassi says I don't know.***
Ah. Well, you were right about the Cho Chang with Draco thing.
***Miss Cassi says I knew that.***
So I am thinking about Ginny. Or maybe Hannah Abott, as I still don't know if I want to live in a tottering tower of doom.... Hey, I know, maybe I'll go out with Susan Bones... Hey, I have an idea! I will date the voice in my diary!
***Miss Cassi says not a bish, not interested.***
I'm almost a bish! I have black hair!
***Miss Cassi says yes, and my favorite color of eyes.... Green.... Let me think about that.... Wait, you can't date me, I am the little thing writing in your diary after you! And your not Draco!***
Damn Draco, stealing all the good woman!
****J.K. Rowling writes that Harry will fall in love with Ginny Weasly.****
Hey, did I ever say that red hair is my favorite in woman? I think I shall go mindlessly follow Ginny around until she agrees to date me!
Harry Potter