Hermione's Diary
He he he he he! *Hops around and claps hands* Reviews are nice! They are a nice thing to get! *Stops, eyes turn red, darkness falls across the ground. All that is seen is a strange out line and the freaky red eyes. Fires leap up from behind Miss Cassi* Flames shall be laughed at and used to burn stupid homework. *Every thing goes back to normal, and Miss Cassi smiles happilly, then hops around and claps hands* But reviews are nice! Send lots and lots! *Fire burns and eyes glow red again* But remember, flames will be used to burn mostely science and math! And probably that stupid report about an I-search paper in composition class!
Delicately Written in Purple Ink-
Dear Diary,
Ha ha! Those stupid fools, Ron and Harry have no idea of my true plans! They think that I am mearly trying to date Draco because he is a bish... Which is only HALF true. *Smiles evilly* Yes, they don't understand that I am going to use him...
***Miss Cassi says wow Hermione, didn't know you had it in you!***
Ah, yes, you must be the creepy voice that Ron, Harry, and Draco spoke of.
***Miss Cassi says that would more than likely be me, but then my buddy J. K. Rowling might be it to.***
Ah. Well, at least now I know why my diary makes sounds in the middle of the night. Any way, I am getting more clever at the Draco thing, and I am thinking that maybe I will black mail the little bastard.
***Miss Cassi- O.O Gee Hermione, maybe making him a nice chocolate pie would be better...***
What? A chocolate pie? What would make him want a chocolate pie?
***Miss Cassi says I have no idea. Its just every time something like this happens, the men tend to like food, and particualarly pie. I think that they just like saying the word 'Pie'.***
Ah, then, perhaps I will try that. Mother always did like my pies, and she said I made heavanly chocolate cake... So I suppose that would work. But if it doesn't I am going to tell him that if he doesn't go out with me, then I'll tell his father that I love him!
***Miss Cassi raises an eyebrow, then says, What good will that do?***
His father hates muggles! It'll make him hate Draco!
***Miss Cassi says, no, more than likely he'll come after you in the middle of the night and tickle you with a feather duster to death...***
O.O Oh, yeah, didn't think of that. Wait, a feather duster??
***Miss Cassi says don't ask me, it just seemed like a good idea at the time...***
Ah... And Ron thought you were scary... What fools.
****J. K. Rowling says no, they are afraid of me! You shall be afraid of me to!****
Ahhhh! I don't like her! She scares me!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Green Ink-
Dear Diary,
Funny, the pie ploy worked. I didn't think it would.... but then... *Smiles mischieviously* I suppose adding a quart of a love potion didn't hurt none either...
***Miss Cassi says now that you have your cute little blonde slave, what are you going to do?***
I didn't think about it to much...
***Miss Cassi says you can always make him torch Proffesor Snapes homework assignments that he has so you will never have homework again...***
Ah, yes, but that takes all the fun out of school. Let me think. Blonde slave..... Slytherin, ego. I know! Ha ha! It is very mean, but I will do this any way!
**The first song from 'The Guru' starts playing. Draco starts dancing the Macarena, then starts dancing more excentracly, with a huge smile on his face. Soon, all of the Slytherins are dancing along to the music, which is sung in indian, I think. There are whistles in the back round as Draco leads the dance, singing the song. Soon, the proffesors are dancing as well. Now Draco is at the very front of the dancers, all of them doing the same moves as him, which are sliding, shaking the top of the body, and part of the macarena. He leads them all out of the Great Hall, and all around the school.**
O.O I don't know if I liked that, thought it uprorasly funny, or weather I'll be scarred for life...
***Miss Cassi doesn't move, as she had a shock induced heart attack. She is still staring, open mouthed after Draco.***
Well, that went well...
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Red Ink-
Dear Diary,
I think Draco enjoyed that little dance episode yesterday.... All the Slytherins think him a hero, and he actually invited me to sit with him at lunch... Scary...
***Miss Cassi twitches, and comes out of the coma. She says That was so funny! And begins to cumpulsively laugh.***
It was... Ha ha ha ha ha! I need to do that more often! I didn't even know he could sing, let alone dance. That was hilarious! Ah, yes, getting popular off of him is working very well.
Harry and Ron are still mad, but also there still in traction from when they fell down and hit there heads when Draco started dancing, so when they wake up if they remember me I am going to put a happy charm on them. No one will not love Hermione Granger!
*****A random Hermione hater- I hate you, Hermanly Danger!*****
What? *Gets Confused* Oh, wait, I know you. You were that kid I threw down the stairs the other day! Ha ha ha! *Throws the kid down some more stairs*
*****A random Hermione hater- Ahhhhhhhhhhh!******
Yay! I hurt a geek! I feel better!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Blue Ink-
Dear Diary,
Ack... I got detention for throwing that stupid little prat down the stairs. That is not fair! He was bothering me! But do I ever get to beat a geek? No.... Cheap! On the good hand though, I have gotten more popular from going out with Draco. I can't believe his dance moves got so popular... People keep doing the macarena during class.... It scares me, really, but I can't help the stupidity of others.
Harry is mad at me I think, but then, I don't care. He is always mad at me for some reason or another. Pity him! It means he doesn't get the right answers in potions class!
***Miss Cassi says well, I ain't given them to him. He isn't a bish.***
I agree. Hey, I like you freaky diary voice.
***Miss Cassi says well that makes one out of four. Now all I have to do is get the bish to like me and I will be happy!***
Ah, yes. Draco will come around. Eventually.
***Miss Cassi says I know. I have pictures of him dancing to send to his father if he doesn't.***
Really? Can I see them??
***Miss Cassi gives Hermione some pictures.***
These are priceless! I'll keep these ones, if you don't mind. Black mail, don't you know.
***Miss Cassi smiles. Of course. Mischief making is my specialty!***
=^_^= Ha ha! They will never torment me again!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Silver Ink-
Dear Diary,
Harry got over being mad at me. It was really easy to convince him to stop being mad at me when he saw his potion test grade. Who knew that you could get an F-. Well, I guess it is possible... And Ron got an F--... how did he pull that off, do you ask? With a percentage of 3% out of 105% after extra credit. I got 104 1/2%, as I spelled Wormswart wrong. Well, oh well. At least I am not a disgrace to not only my self but others!
***Miss Cassi says hey, yeah, me to.***
You can't be a disgrace to others... Or can you?
***Miss Cassi says you'd be amazed.***
Probably not... I am not amazed at much any more. But hey, thats okay. I am prepared to be wrong about one thing a year.
***Miss Cassi says yeah, but doesn't your one wrong thing a year count this time as how you spelled Wormswart?***
Oh shite, your right! Well, there goes my summer. I was going to use my one wrong this year to tell Harry he was going to die...
***Miss Cassi says you still can. I won't tell.***
Okay!
Hermione Granger
He he he he he! *Hops around and claps hands* Reviews are nice! They are a nice thing to get! *Stops, eyes turn red, darkness falls across the ground. All that is seen is a strange out line and the freaky red eyes. Fires leap up from behind Miss Cassi* Flames shall be laughed at and used to burn stupid homework. *Every thing goes back to normal, and Miss Cassi smiles happilly, then hops around and claps hands* But reviews are nice! Send lots and lots! *Fire burns and eyes glow red again* But remember, flames will be used to burn mostely science and math! And probably that stupid report about an I-search paper in composition class!
Delicately Written in Purple Ink-
Dear Diary,
Ha ha! Those stupid fools, Ron and Harry have no idea of my true plans! They think that I am mearly trying to date Draco because he is a bish... Which is only HALF true. *Smiles evilly* Yes, they don't understand that I am going to use him...
***Miss Cassi says wow Hermione, didn't know you had it in you!***
Ah, yes, you must be the creepy voice that Ron, Harry, and Draco spoke of.
***Miss Cassi says that would more than likely be me, but then my buddy J. K. Rowling might be it to.***
Ah. Well, at least now I know why my diary makes sounds in the middle of the night. Any way, I am getting more clever at the Draco thing, and I am thinking that maybe I will black mail the little bastard.
***Miss Cassi- O.O Gee Hermione, maybe making him a nice chocolate pie would be better...***
What? A chocolate pie? What would make him want a chocolate pie?
***Miss Cassi says I have no idea. Its just every time something like this happens, the men tend to like food, and particualarly pie. I think that they just like saying the word 'Pie'.***
Ah, then, perhaps I will try that. Mother always did like my pies, and she said I made heavanly chocolate cake... So I suppose that would work. But if it doesn't I am going to tell him that if he doesn't go out with me, then I'll tell his father that I love him!
***Miss Cassi raises an eyebrow, then says, What good will that do?***
His father hates muggles! It'll make him hate Draco!
***Miss Cassi says, no, more than likely he'll come after you in the middle of the night and tickle you with a feather duster to death...***
O.O Oh, yeah, didn't think of that. Wait, a feather duster??
***Miss Cassi says don't ask me, it just seemed like a good idea at the time...***
Ah... And Ron thought you were scary... What fools.
****J. K. Rowling says no, they are afraid of me! You shall be afraid of me to!****
Ahhhh! I don't like her! She scares me!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Green Ink-
Dear Diary,
Funny, the pie ploy worked. I didn't think it would.... but then... *Smiles mischieviously* I suppose adding a quart of a love potion didn't hurt none either...
***Miss Cassi says now that you have your cute little blonde slave, what are you going to do?***
I didn't think about it to much...
***Miss Cassi says you can always make him torch Proffesor Snapes homework assignments that he has so you will never have homework again...***
Ah, yes, but that takes all the fun out of school. Let me think. Blonde slave..... Slytherin, ego. I know! Ha ha! It is very mean, but I will do this any way!
**The first song from 'The Guru' starts playing. Draco starts dancing the Macarena, then starts dancing more excentracly, with a huge smile on his face. Soon, all of the Slytherins are dancing along to the music, which is sung in indian, I think. There are whistles in the back round as Draco leads the dance, singing the song. Soon, the proffesors are dancing as well. Now Draco is at the very front of the dancers, all of them doing the same moves as him, which are sliding, shaking the top of the body, and part of the macarena. He leads them all out of the Great Hall, and all around the school.**
O.O I don't know if I liked that, thought it uprorasly funny, or weather I'll be scarred for life...
***Miss Cassi doesn't move, as she had a shock induced heart attack. She is still staring, open mouthed after Draco.***
Well, that went well...
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Red Ink-
Dear Diary,
I think Draco enjoyed that little dance episode yesterday.... All the Slytherins think him a hero, and he actually invited me to sit with him at lunch... Scary...
***Miss Cassi twitches, and comes out of the coma. She says That was so funny! And begins to cumpulsively laugh.***
It was... Ha ha ha ha ha! I need to do that more often! I didn't even know he could sing, let alone dance. That was hilarious! Ah, yes, getting popular off of him is working very well.
Harry and Ron are still mad, but also there still in traction from when they fell down and hit there heads when Draco started dancing, so when they wake up if they remember me I am going to put a happy charm on them. No one will not love Hermione Granger!
*****A random Hermione hater- I hate you, Hermanly Danger!*****
What? *Gets Confused* Oh, wait, I know you. You were that kid I threw down the stairs the other day! Ha ha ha! *Throws the kid down some more stairs*
*****A random Hermione hater- Ahhhhhhhhhhh!******
Yay! I hurt a geek! I feel better!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Blue Ink-
Dear Diary,
Ack... I got detention for throwing that stupid little prat down the stairs. That is not fair! He was bothering me! But do I ever get to beat a geek? No.... Cheap! On the good hand though, I have gotten more popular from going out with Draco. I can't believe his dance moves got so popular... People keep doing the macarena during class.... It scares me, really, but I can't help the stupidity of others.
Harry is mad at me I think, but then, I don't care. He is always mad at me for some reason or another. Pity him! It means he doesn't get the right answers in potions class!
***Miss Cassi says well, I ain't given them to him. He isn't a bish.***
I agree. Hey, I like you freaky diary voice.
***Miss Cassi says well that makes one out of four. Now all I have to do is get the bish to like me and I will be happy!***
Ah, yes. Draco will come around. Eventually.
***Miss Cassi says I know. I have pictures of him dancing to send to his father if he doesn't.***
Really? Can I see them??
***Miss Cassi gives Hermione some pictures.***
These are priceless! I'll keep these ones, if you don't mind. Black mail, don't you know.
***Miss Cassi smiles. Of course. Mischief making is my specialty!***
=^_^= Ha ha! They will never torment me again!
Hermione Granger
Delicately Written in Silver Ink-
Dear Diary,
Harry got over being mad at me. It was really easy to convince him to stop being mad at me when he saw his potion test grade. Who knew that you could get an F-. Well, I guess it is possible... And Ron got an F--... how did he pull that off, do you ask? With a percentage of 3% out of 105% after extra credit. I got 104 1/2%, as I spelled Wormswart wrong. Well, oh well. At least I am not a disgrace to not only my self but others!
***Miss Cassi says hey, yeah, me to.***
You can't be a disgrace to others... Or can you?
***Miss Cassi says you'd be amazed.***
Probably not... I am not amazed at much any more. But hey, thats okay. I am prepared to be wrong about one thing a year.
***Miss Cassi says yeah, but doesn't your one wrong thing a year count this time as how you spelled Wormswart?***
Oh shite, your right! Well, there goes my summer. I was going to use my one wrong this year to tell Harry he was going to die...
***Miss Cassi says you still can. I won't tell.***
Okay!
Hermione Granger