On special request, I have chosen to do...
Dunt duh dunt duhhhhh...
Ginny's Diary!
Okay people, like I said in For Who the Tale is Told, I'm sorry. I probably won't be going on with this gag series. I don't have the time. I'm writing another novel and it takes up a lot of my time. By the way, sorry for not putting this up earlier. I bet you all lost hope in my, huh? Well, school is to blame for that. I was failing geometry. Happy to say I passed with a 60% My bad? Well, to all my faithful readers, I love you, I thank you, and I will miss you. So, with no further ado, I present to you, Ginny's diary.
Disclaimer- I don't want Ginny... Only Draco... And maybe Severus. So, I don't own them...
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
My brother is annoying. Wait, is that a strong enough word? I hate him! He's making me go out with Harry Potter. Harry Pothead, more like! And he won't let me have my morning star back until I go out with him! (A/N A morning star is kind of like a mace, except smaller.)
Miss Cassi says I understand Ginny. We can't help the stupidity of someone who would take bribery from Hermione.
Ginny looks at diary like it is poision Your Tom Riddle! Hey, cool! .
Miss Cassi- --:: I am not Tom Riddle. He is an idiot!
Oh. Well that sucks. Hey, I know you! Hermione was talking about you in her chapt... I mean... Earlier today she spoke of you.
Miss Cassi says Almost let every one out there in ficland know that you know about them, didn't you?
Well, yeah... Hey, you just did that for me!
J.K. Rowling writes that Ginny will end the chapter because she is incriminating herself.
Oh, bye all you who are reading my diary! Hey, what are you doing reading my diary????
Virginia- Damn I hate my name! I will be now be known as Milky Way! -
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
Wow, am I bored. I am actually going to write to you! Well, Hermione finally convinced Draco to go out with her, and its really sick. She keeps holding his hand and stuff during potions, and Snape is starting to look at her funny. Wow, its a good thing he doesn't know about...
Miss Cassi says don't tell them! They probably don't know about it yet!
Oh, okay spooky diary voice. So, any way, yeah... Maybe I should tell them about...
Miss Cassi says quiet! They haven't read things never to say to ask someone out thing yet!
But what if they have?
Miss Cassi says then they probably know what your talking about
Oh, okay. Well, if you don't know, peoples out there, then you should read it so the sexual postion thing will make sense.
Miss Cassi says you just told them. Slaps head
Well, it doesn't matter any way, because the people from fanfiction.net deleted that story any way!
Miss Cassi says oh, yeah, thats right.
Well, any way, yeah.... That was kind of disturbing, but other than that, its all good. But I think that I should go, because people are looking at me funny because I am talking to my stupid diary!
Milky Way!
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
Today was very strange, so I think that I should write you...
Miss Cassi says every day is strange, whats so special about today?
I can't seem to remember... Gee, thanks damnit...
Miss Cassi makes a check on a piece of paper and says thats three peoples lives I've ruined today. I'm on a role!
Ginny slaps head On a happy note, though, Snape stopped looking at Hermione funny. Mostly because he got a new girlfriend. Her name is... Uh... I can't remember...
Ginny talks outloud to herself People look funny at her What do you mean, I talk to myself? Stop talking to me! What are you talking about? I never said anything about his girlfriend! Looks at the people staring at her I AM NOT POSSESSED!!!
Milky Way
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
Dunt duh dunt duhhhhh...
Ginny's Diary!
Okay people, like I said in For Who the Tale is Told, I'm sorry. I probably won't be going on with this gag series. I don't have the time. I'm writing another novel and it takes up a lot of my time. By the way, sorry for not putting this up earlier. I bet you all lost hope in my, huh? Well, school is to blame for that. I was failing geometry. Happy to say I passed with a 60% My bad? Well, to all my faithful readers, I love you, I thank you, and I will miss you. So, with no further ado, I present to you, Ginny's diary.
Disclaimer- I don't want Ginny... Only Draco... And maybe Severus. So, I don't own them...
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
My brother is annoying. Wait, is that a strong enough word? I hate him! He's making me go out with Harry Potter. Harry Pothead, more like! And he won't let me have my morning star back until I go out with him! (A/N A morning star is kind of like a mace, except smaller.)
Miss Cassi says I understand Ginny. We can't help the stupidity of someone who would take bribery from Hermione.
Ginny looks at diary like it is poision Your Tom Riddle! Hey, cool! .
Miss Cassi- --:: I am not Tom Riddle. He is an idiot!
Oh. Well that sucks. Hey, I know you! Hermione was talking about you in her chapt... I mean... Earlier today she spoke of you.
Miss Cassi says Almost let every one out there in ficland know that you know about them, didn't you?
Well, yeah... Hey, you just did that for me!
J.K. Rowling writes that Ginny will end the chapter because she is incriminating herself.
Oh, bye all you who are reading my diary! Hey, what are you doing reading my diary????
Virginia- Damn I hate my name! I will be now be known as Milky Way! -
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
Wow, am I bored. I am actually going to write to you! Well, Hermione finally convinced Draco to go out with her, and its really sick. She keeps holding his hand and stuff during potions, and Snape is starting to look at her funny. Wow, its a good thing he doesn't know about...
Miss Cassi says don't tell them! They probably don't know about it yet!
Oh, okay spooky diary voice. So, any way, yeah... Maybe I should tell them about...
Miss Cassi says quiet! They haven't read things never to say to ask someone out thing yet!
But what if they have?
Miss Cassi says then they probably know what your talking about
Oh, okay. Well, if you don't know, peoples out there, then you should read it so the sexual postion thing will make sense.
Miss Cassi says you just told them. Slaps head
Well, it doesn't matter any way, because the people from fanfiction.net deleted that story any way!
Miss Cassi says oh, yeah, thats right.
Well, any way, yeah.... That was kind of disturbing, but other than that, its all good. But I think that I should go, because people are looking at me funny because I am talking to my stupid diary!
Milky Way!
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-
Today was very strange, so I think that I should write you...
Miss Cassi says every day is strange, whats so special about today?
I can't seem to remember... Gee, thanks damnit...
Miss Cassi makes a check on a piece of paper and says thats three peoples lives I've ruined today. I'm on a role!
Ginny slaps head On a happy note, though, Snape stopped looking at Hermione funny. Mostly because he got a new girlfriend. Her name is... Uh... I can't remember...
Ginny talks outloud to herself People look funny at her What do you mean, I talk to myself? Stop talking to me! What are you talking about? I never said anything about his girlfriend! Looks at the people staring at her I AM NOT POSSESSED!!!
Milky Way
Magically Written in a Novelette-
Diary-