Ack! It's been so long! Gomen Nasai! Please forgive me! No time and no
ideas! I hate writers block I hate it, it's evil and it drives me nuts!
*suddenly switches personalitys* I thought that looking up on some rules of
hockey might improve the fic on accuracy; not a good idea. There's so many
rules to hockey, or that's what it seemed like when I found the NHL rules
on the internet, so I decided not to. Don't worry though, it will still be
funny; you'll get laughs. Okay, enough of my yapping, have fun.
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I do not own Transformers Armada, so don't sue me.
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Armada Hockey or Megatron's Dance chapter three
Thrust: *he skates up to Megatron* What the heck are you wearing boss?
Megatron: What does it look li-,
Optimus: *coughs what sounds like 'pink tutu'*
Megatron: Enough about what I'm wearing! What are all of you doing here?
Thrust: While you went out searching for a minicon, I challenged the Autobots to a game of hockey. Wait a second, there was no minicon, was there?
Megatron: That's right.
Thrust: Me- Me- Megatron sir, I can' t belive you lied to me! *goes all girly and starts crying.*
Megatron: Now I want to play.
Jetfire: We already have the right amount of players, sorry princess, but you'll have to sit this one out.
Megatron: But I wanna! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, *he continues, he's still sitting on the ground.*
Jetfire: Sorry princess.
Optimus: You can sit in the stands and watch Megatron. *amazingly, there are transformer sized seats across from where the kids are sitting.*
Megatron: Oh alright, but I'm not doing it for you, *he finds a seat.* and stop calling me princess!
Cobalt: Okay, thank you Princess Megatron for the nice little break. We have a game to play, so let's play it. *everyone gets ready again.* Okay, take it away Blurr, you're the bot of the minute.
Blurr: *he blows the horn and skates out of the way.*
Cobalt: It's started and Jetfire has gotten to the puck first! He's almost to the goal, aww, only to have the puck stolen from him by Demolisher!
Demolisher: Oh look boss, I've got the puck! I've got the puck!
Megatron: *very unenthusiastically* Oh good, now do something with it.
Cobalt: Now he's taking it down the ice and is bravely being blocked by Red Alert, Optimus and Sideswipe. It appears that he's trying to stop and skate around them, but he's not stopping.
Demolisher: Waah, I can't stop! *starts moving skates backwards trying to stop, but still maintains his speed forward.*
*Red Alert, Optimus and Sideswipe skate out of the way while Demolisher skates on through without stopping.*
Cobalt: He's not stopping and he's headed straight for the goal and Scavenger, he still has the puck even!
Demolisher: WaaAAH, WAAAH, WAAAH! *he crashes into Scavenger, knocking him to the ice with a loud thud.*
Cobalt: I think that hurt. Oh look, the puck has stopped just short of the goal, leaving the score tied at zero!
Scavenger: You really need to learn to stop, now would you get off me? *they get up.*
Smokescreen: Isn't this a great game Cobalt?
Cobalt: It is and Hotshot has stolen the puck and taking it down the ice. He passes it off to Jetfire, Jetfire's at the goal,
Jetfire: Pretty please, make it. *shoots puck*
Cobalt: He shoots it, score! It's Autobots one, Decepticons zero!
Blurr: *blows horn and the puck is taken to the center.*
Cobalt: Now it's Optimus against Thrust, who will claim the puck this time? *thinks* Like I didn't already know.
Blurr: *blows horn again*
Cobalt: This time Thrust has the puck *thinks* guess I was wrong, *talks* but now he's surrounded by five on all sides, what's he gonna do?!
Thrust: Oh great. Wait I know *aims and shoots the puck towards Wheeljack who has circled in behind, Optimus and Hotshot both dive to stop the puck but are to slow. Wheeljack gets the puck.*
Cobalt: Now Wheeljack has the puck and he's getting ready to shoot it towards Scavenger, will it make it?
Wheeljack: * shoots puck and Scavenger dives to block it.*
Cobalt: Did it make it? It did! It's one to one!
Blurr: *blows horn and takes puck back to the center.*
Cobalt: Since the Decepticons scored last, another player on the Decepticon team will take Thrusts place and go up against Optimus. And that player appears to be Starscream!
Blurr: Ready? *both nod* PLAY! *blows horn*
Cobalt: This time Optimus has the puck and he's taking it down the ice with great speed, Red Alert, Jetfire, Sideswipe and Hotshot are trying to block the other team, Optimus shoots the puck and Sideswipe gets it and takes it down the ice, he's at the goal.
Sideswipe: I got a clear shot. *shoots puck hard at Sideways and it hits his shin area.*
Sideways: *gets strange look on his face.*
Nightbeat (Sideswipe's minicon): *throws up wheels/hands in the air and jumps up and down.* Beep, Beep, Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEeeeP, Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! (Translation: Sideswipe, Sideswipe, You The Man! You Hit A Puck To The Shin Like No One Can! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!) *other minicons and the kids look at him funny.*
Sideswipe: Sorry!
Cobalt: Oww, I know how that feels.
Smokescreen: Yeah me too, ow.
Cobalt: I think everyone knows how that feels.
Everyone: *saying "ow" and cringing.*
Cobalt: You okay Sideways?
Sideways: *suddenly starts jumping up and down clutching shin.* Oh s***! D*** y** Sideswipe! OWW!
Cobalt: He's fine, Anyway, the puck did not cross the goal line meaning it's still in play so Sideswipe is going for it.
Sideswipe: *skates past Sideways and gets puck and gets punched in the back by Sideways, sending him sliding to the ice.*
Blurr: *blows horn.* PENALTY! *skates over and helps Sideswipe up.*
Cobalt: Oh, a penalty for Sideways for sideswiping Sideswipe! A penalty for that is five minutes in the penalty box, *he skates for the penalty box.* which is the rest of the half because the clock is stoped at exactly 5:00. We now need a replacement goalie, who's it going to be Blurr?
Blurr: *thinks then points at Megatron and motions to get in the game.*
Megatron: Finally, I get to play. *runs off to locker room, returns 30 seconds later in hockey goalie gear but still wearing the pink tutu for whatever reason.* Let's play! *skates over to the goal.*
Everyone: *just stares at him.*
Megatron: What the heck are you all looking at?
Cobalt: Megatron, why are you still wearing that tutu?
Megatron: It's my lucky tutu! I will not take it off! *crosses arms, shakes head side to side.* No!
Cobalt: Alright, but just for five more minutes, but then you got to take it off! Is that okay?
Megatron: Meehh.
Cobalt: *sighs* Let's just play then, take it away Blurr.
Blurr: *blows horn again.*
Sideswipe: *swipes puck away from Megatron and the others*
Cobalt: Sideswipe appears to be making a round trip at trying to shoot the puck at the goal. The puck just got stolen from Sideswipe by Starscream and now he's headed towards the goal, oh, and Prime just stole the puck from him! Now they're headed towards the other goal while duking it out, you know what? It actually looks like Megatron is scared and having a hard time on his skates!
Megatron: *suddenly looses his balance and falls forward while Optimus and Starscream are literally fighting to get the puck, they are getting closer, he suddenly looks very scared.*
Cobalt: Wow, Optimus and Starscream are really going at it, I would really hate to be in Megatron's shoes right now.
Optimus: *is close enough to the goal and decides to shoot it to get Starscream off of his back, he shoots it.*
Megatron: *is still laying on the ground, he sees the puck comming. in defense, he covers his face and screams, thinking it's going to hit him in the face.* EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *the puck doesn't hit him, instead it has shot right in between his horns and has hit the net, Megatron continues screaming.*
Cobalt: It's a point for the Autobots!
Blurr: *blows horn again and takes puck back to the center.* *Hotshot and Starscream follow Blurr to the center.*
Cobalt: You can stop screaming now, Megatron.
Megatron: *stops screaming.* Oh, uh, yes, I knew that. *gets up.*
Jetfire: Sure you did.
Cobalt: The score is Autobots two, Decepticons one, we have four minutes left, now let's play this game!
Blurr: *blows horn.*
Cobalt: This time Starscream has gotten it and he's taking off down the ice! Wow, not even his teammates can keep up with him!
Starscream: No one can keep up with me! No one! *skates up to goal and shoots.*
Cobalt: Will it make it? It did!
Blurr: *blows horn and takes the puck to the center.*
Cobalt: Now the score is tied at two and we have 3:30 left in the half. Since Starscream scored, now another will replace him against Hotshot, who is it? It's Cyclonus! Let's play!
Blurr: *blows horn and skates out of the way.*
Cyclonus: Get ready to be creamed, creampuff!
Hotshot: *swipes puck from Cyclonus and skates down to the goal.* Creampuff? You're the creampuff! You could have been halfway to the goal like I am if you didn't take time to insult me. *Thrust suddenly skates around and swipes the puck from Hotshot, taking it down the ice.* What?!
Thrust: Well who's the creampuff now?
Red Alert: *swipes the puck from Thrust.* It seems you are! *skates down to the goal.*
*the stealing of the puck from others continues for a minute.*
Cobalt: Wow, the puck is being stolen from others and then being stolen from them! And who exactly is the creampuff?
Cyclonus: *skates up and steals the puck from Optimus.* I guess you're a creampuff too! *takes puck down the ice towards the goal.* I may just get this one! *shoots puck.*
Blurr: *blows the horn and takes the puck to the center.*
Cobalt: It did make it! It's now Autobots two, Decepticons three and we have 1:30 seconds left in the half! *thinks* Finally, I need a break. *talks* Is everyone ready? *Wheeljack skates up to face off against Hotshot.* I think so, let's play Blurr!
Blurr: *blows the horn again.*
Cobalt: Hotshot has gotten the puck first again with Wheeljack strong on his tail! And he's slowing down because he's become distracted by, bubbles? Where did all of these bubbles come from?
Hotshot: *sees that Megatron is distracted and hits puck into the goal, no one notices that the score is now three to three because they are distracted by all of the bubbles.*
Smokescreen: I don't know but they sure are pretty.
Cobalt: Yeah, but where are they coming from? And why is the clock still running?
Smokescreen: Don't know. Who cares anyway, there so pretty (probably way out of character.)
Cobalt: Well some seem to be having fun.
Jetfire: Woooh hooo!*is skating into the bubbles, making them pop.*
Sideswipe: *is popping the bubbles with his stick and laughing.*
Demolisher: *is just skating around watching the bubbles.*
*the others just watch, let the bubbles pop on them or are trying to pop the bubbles.*
Cobalt: *is taking swipes at some bubbles that made their way into the commentary stand.* Hey, I know where there comeing from, look over there. *she points over to Sideways.*
Sideways: *has a giant bubble maker and several giant bottles of bubbles.* Oh no, they've figured me out! I must now stop them with my special bubbles! *pulls out another bubble maker and different color bottles of bubbles and starts blowing them.*
Jetfire: *who is still skating into the bubbles now has bubbles stuck all over him.* Hey, what the! Not cool man.
Cobalt: *touches a bubble that floated into the stand, it does not pop, just sticks to her finger.* Hey, these are the sticky, nonpopping kind.
*thousands and thousands of sticky bubbles flood the ice rink, everyone has bubbles all over sticking to them and the kids have passed out from all of the bubbles.*
Cobalt: D*****, I just choked on a bubble! Oh man Sideways is going to feel my wrath once the *buzzer buzzes* half is over. NOW HE'S GETTIN' IT! *runs over to the box Sideways is sitting in.*
Sideways: Oh s***! *the door becomes unlocked and he runs for it.*
Smokescreen: *finshes what Cobalt would have done.* And I suppose you know that the score is tied three to three.
*everyone including Cobalt and Sideways stop and look to find that he is right.*
Cobalt: COME BACK HERE SIDEWAYS!
***
Yes, I'm done! I have an idea on how to get even with Sideways, but others would really be apreciated. The next chapter is going to be the half time show and then the last chapter will be the last half of the game. Those will be up soon hopefully.
Cobalt
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I do not own Transformers Armada, so don't sue me.
**
Armada Hockey or Megatron's Dance chapter three
Thrust: *he skates up to Megatron* What the heck are you wearing boss?
Megatron: What does it look li-,
Optimus: *coughs what sounds like 'pink tutu'*
Megatron: Enough about what I'm wearing! What are all of you doing here?
Thrust: While you went out searching for a minicon, I challenged the Autobots to a game of hockey. Wait a second, there was no minicon, was there?
Megatron: That's right.
Thrust: Me- Me- Megatron sir, I can' t belive you lied to me! *goes all girly and starts crying.*
Megatron: Now I want to play.
Jetfire: We already have the right amount of players, sorry princess, but you'll have to sit this one out.
Megatron: But I wanna! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, *he continues, he's still sitting on the ground.*
Jetfire: Sorry princess.
Optimus: You can sit in the stands and watch Megatron. *amazingly, there are transformer sized seats across from where the kids are sitting.*
Megatron: Oh alright, but I'm not doing it for you, *he finds a seat.* and stop calling me princess!
Cobalt: Okay, thank you Princess Megatron for the nice little break. We have a game to play, so let's play it. *everyone gets ready again.* Okay, take it away Blurr, you're the bot of the minute.
Blurr: *he blows the horn and skates out of the way.*
Cobalt: It's started and Jetfire has gotten to the puck first! He's almost to the goal, aww, only to have the puck stolen from him by Demolisher!
Demolisher: Oh look boss, I've got the puck! I've got the puck!
Megatron: *very unenthusiastically* Oh good, now do something with it.
Cobalt: Now he's taking it down the ice and is bravely being blocked by Red Alert, Optimus and Sideswipe. It appears that he's trying to stop and skate around them, but he's not stopping.
Demolisher: Waah, I can't stop! *starts moving skates backwards trying to stop, but still maintains his speed forward.*
*Red Alert, Optimus and Sideswipe skate out of the way while Demolisher skates on through without stopping.*
Cobalt: He's not stopping and he's headed straight for the goal and Scavenger, he still has the puck even!
Demolisher: WaaAAH, WAAAH, WAAAH! *he crashes into Scavenger, knocking him to the ice with a loud thud.*
Cobalt: I think that hurt. Oh look, the puck has stopped just short of the goal, leaving the score tied at zero!
Scavenger: You really need to learn to stop, now would you get off me? *they get up.*
Smokescreen: Isn't this a great game Cobalt?
Cobalt: It is and Hotshot has stolen the puck and taking it down the ice. He passes it off to Jetfire, Jetfire's at the goal,
Jetfire: Pretty please, make it. *shoots puck*
Cobalt: He shoots it, score! It's Autobots one, Decepticons zero!
Blurr: *blows horn and the puck is taken to the center.*
Cobalt: Now it's Optimus against Thrust, who will claim the puck this time? *thinks* Like I didn't already know.
Blurr: *blows horn again*
Cobalt: This time Thrust has the puck *thinks* guess I was wrong, *talks* but now he's surrounded by five on all sides, what's he gonna do?!
Thrust: Oh great. Wait I know *aims and shoots the puck towards Wheeljack who has circled in behind, Optimus and Hotshot both dive to stop the puck but are to slow. Wheeljack gets the puck.*
Cobalt: Now Wheeljack has the puck and he's getting ready to shoot it towards Scavenger, will it make it?
Wheeljack: * shoots puck and Scavenger dives to block it.*
Cobalt: Did it make it? It did! It's one to one!
Blurr: *blows horn and takes puck back to the center.*
Cobalt: Since the Decepticons scored last, another player on the Decepticon team will take Thrusts place and go up against Optimus. And that player appears to be Starscream!
Blurr: Ready? *both nod* PLAY! *blows horn*
Cobalt: This time Optimus has the puck and he's taking it down the ice with great speed, Red Alert, Jetfire, Sideswipe and Hotshot are trying to block the other team, Optimus shoots the puck and Sideswipe gets it and takes it down the ice, he's at the goal.
Sideswipe: I got a clear shot. *shoots puck hard at Sideways and it hits his shin area.*
Sideways: *gets strange look on his face.*
Nightbeat (Sideswipe's minicon): *throws up wheels/hands in the air and jumps up and down.* Beep, Beep, Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEeeeP, Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! BEEEEP! (Translation: Sideswipe, Sideswipe, You The Man! You Hit A Puck To The Shin Like No One Can! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!) *other minicons and the kids look at him funny.*
Sideswipe: Sorry!
Cobalt: Oww, I know how that feels.
Smokescreen: Yeah me too, ow.
Cobalt: I think everyone knows how that feels.
Everyone: *saying "ow" and cringing.*
Cobalt: You okay Sideways?
Sideways: *suddenly starts jumping up and down clutching shin.* Oh s***! D*** y** Sideswipe! OWW!
Cobalt: He's fine, Anyway, the puck did not cross the goal line meaning it's still in play so Sideswipe is going for it.
Sideswipe: *skates past Sideways and gets puck and gets punched in the back by Sideways, sending him sliding to the ice.*
Blurr: *blows horn.* PENALTY! *skates over and helps Sideswipe up.*
Cobalt: Oh, a penalty for Sideways for sideswiping Sideswipe! A penalty for that is five minutes in the penalty box, *he skates for the penalty box.* which is the rest of the half because the clock is stoped at exactly 5:00. We now need a replacement goalie, who's it going to be Blurr?
Blurr: *thinks then points at Megatron and motions to get in the game.*
Megatron: Finally, I get to play. *runs off to locker room, returns 30 seconds later in hockey goalie gear but still wearing the pink tutu for whatever reason.* Let's play! *skates over to the goal.*
Everyone: *just stares at him.*
Megatron: What the heck are you all looking at?
Cobalt: Megatron, why are you still wearing that tutu?
Megatron: It's my lucky tutu! I will not take it off! *crosses arms, shakes head side to side.* No!
Cobalt: Alright, but just for five more minutes, but then you got to take it off! Is that okay?
Megatron: Meehh.
Cobalt: *sighs* Let's just play then, take it away Blurr.
Blurr: *blows horn again.*
Sideswipe: *swipes puck away from Megatron and the others*
Cobalt: Sideswipe appears to be making a round trip at trying to shoot the puck at the goal. The puck just got stolen from Sideswipe by Starscream and now he's headed towards the goal, oh, and Prime just stole the puck from him! Now they're headed towards the other goal while duking it out, you know what? It actually looks like Megatron is scared and having a hard time on his skates!
Megatron: *suddenly looses his balance and falls forward while Optimus and Starscream are literally fighting to get the puck, they are getting closer, he suddenly looks very scared.*
Cobalt: Wow, Optimus and Starscream are really going at it, I would really hate to be in Megatron's shoes right now.
Optimus: *is close enough to the goal and decides to shoot it to get Starscream off of his back, he shoots it.*
Megatron: *is still laying on the ground, he sees the puck comming. in defense, he covers his face and screams, thinking it's going to hit him in the face.* EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *the puck doesn't hit him, instead it has shot right in between his horns and has hit the net, Megatron continues screaming.*
Cobalt: It's a point for the Autobots!
Blurr: *blows horn again and takes puck back to the center.* *Hotshot and Starscream follow Blurr to the center.*
Cobalt: You can stop screaming now, Megatron.
Megatron: *stops screaming.* Oh, uh, yes, I knew that. *gets up.*
Jetfire: Sure you did.
Cobalt: The score is Autobots two, Decepticons one, we have four minutes left, now let's play this game!
Blurr: *blows horn.*
Cobalt: This time Starscream has gotten it and he's taking off down the ice! Wow, not even his teammates can keep up with him!
Starscream: No one can keep up with me! No one! *skates up to goal and shoots.*
Cobalt: Will it make it? It did!
Blurr: *blows horn and takes the puck to the center.*
Cobalt: Now the score is tied at two and we have 3:30 left in the half. Since Starscream scored, now another will replace him against Hotshot, who is it? It's Cyclonus! Let's play!
Blurr: *blows horn and skates out of the way.*
Cyclonus: Get ready to be creamed, creampuff!
Hotshot: *swipes puck from Cyclonus and skates down to the goal.* Creampuff? You're the creampuff! You could have been halfway to the goal like I am if you didn't take time to insult me. *Thrust suddenly skates around and swipes the puck from Hotshot, taking it down the ice.* What?!
Thrust: Well who's the creampuff now?
Red Alert: *swipes the puck from Thrust.* It seems you are! *skates down to the goal.*
*the stealing of the puck from others continues for a minute.*
Cobalt: Wow, the puck is being stolen from others and then being stolen from them! And who exactly is the creampuff?
Cyclonus: *skates up and steals the puck from Optimus.* I guess you're a creampuff too! *takes puck down the ice towards the goal.* I may just get this one! *shoots puck.*
Blurr: *blows the horn and takes the puck to the center.*
Cobalt: It did make it! It's now Autobots two, Decepticons three and we have 1:30 seconds left in the half! *thinks* Finally, I need a break. *talks* Is everyone ready? *Wheeljack skates up to face off against Hotshot.* I think so, let's play Blurr!
Blurr: *blows the horn again.*
Cobalt: Hotshot has gotten the puck first again with Wheeljack strong on his tail! And he's slowing down because he's become distracted by, bubbles? Where did all of these bubbles come from?
Hotshot: *sees that Megatron is distracted and hits puck into the goal, no one notices that the score is now three to three because they are distracted by all of the bubbles.*
Smokescreen: I don't know but they sure are pretty.
Cobalt: Yeah, but where are they coming from? And why is the clock still running?
Smokescreen: Don't know. Who cares anyway, there so pretty (probably way out of character.)
Cobalt: Well some seem to be having fun.
Jetfire: Woooh hooo!*is skating into the bubbles, making them pop.*
Sideswipe: *is popping the bubbles with his stick and laughing.*
Demolisher: *is just skating around watching the bubbles.*
*the others just watch, let the bubbles pop on them or are trying to pop the bubbles.*
Cobalt: *is taking swipes at some bubbles that made their way into the commentary stand.* Hey, I know where there comeing from, look over there. *she points over to Sideways.*
Sideways: *has a giant bubble maker and several giant bottles of bubbles.* Oh no, they've figured me out! I must now stop them with my special bubbles! *pulls out another bubble maker and different color bottles of bubbles and starts blowing them.*
Jetfire: *who is still skating into the bubbles now has bubbles stuck all over him.* Hey, what the! Not cool man.
Cobalt: *touches a bubble that floated into the stand, it does not pop, just sticks to her finger.* Hey, these are the sticky, nonpopping kind.
*thousands and thousands of sticky bubbles flood the ice rink, everyone has bubbles all over sticking to them and the kids have passed out from all of the bubbles.*
Cobalt: D*****, I just choked on a bubble! Oh man Sideways is going to feel my wrath once the *buzzer buzzes* half is over. NOW HE'S GETTIN' IT! *runs over to the box Sideways is sitting in.*
Sideways: Oh s***! *the door becomes unlocked and he runs for it.*
Smokescreen: *finshes what Cobalt would have done.* And I suppose you know that the score is tied three to three.
*everyone including Cobalt and Sideways stop and look to find that he is right.*
Cobalt: COME BACK HERE SIDEWAYS!
***
Yes, I'm done! I have an idea on how to get even with Sideways, but others would really be apreciated. The next chapter is going to be the half time show and then the last chapter will be the last half of the game. Those will be up soon hopefully.
Cobalt