Magical Project Yu Yu!
By: Sarah aka Celebi.
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a/n: Well, here's chapter two!
Warning and Disclaimer: Same as last chapter.
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Kurama blinked as Koenma handed him the rose-shaped, glowing wand.
"This is your transformation wand," Koenma told him. "When you want to transform, you simply hold it up and say 'Magic Petal Transformation,'" he finished. "The magical girls probably will ignore the Ningenkai, so we're re-positioning you to the Makai."
"All of us?" Kurama asked. Koenma nodded. "But what about the other crimes?" Koenma rolled his eyes.
"Kurama, you know we don't have any 'other crimes'… those are easily bribed away," Koenma leaned back in his chair. Kurama just decided not to comment.
"Erm…So all I have to do is save the day whenever something goes awry?" Kurama asked.
"Well…no. Turns out someone sabotaged our machine and a few other wands were made," Koenma started.
"Which means there are more magical…'girls'," Kurama finished. Using the term 'girls' lightly. After all, he was a magical 'girl' so might very well have some other men to join in the fun of being publicly humiliated. "..and you want me to find them."
"..Have you been sneaking into my manga collection again?" Koenma asked, raising his eyebrow at Kurama's knowledge of the magical girl plotlines. Kurama looked away innocently. "Well, anyways…Yes. Do you have any questions?"
"Well…one. Why me?" he asked with a glare.
"…I'm not going to dignify that question with an answer," Koenma responded. Kurama sulked. "Now go. Your mother has been told a rather obvious lie about your location that she won't be able to figure out due to plot immunity, so don't make one up."
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So that is how it began. Kurama and the rest of the group were transferred to the Makai, and settled somewhere in Yomi's domain. They had chosen Yomi's realm because it had television. Yusuke said didn't want to miss his soaps for some damn mission. So life progressed as usual. But of course, in a magical girl series, usual is non-existent.
"This is my first evil deed…so I hope I don't mess up…" a figure mumbled. She hopped up to the top of a very high hut. "Magical Minions!" she shouted as tons of giant-sized plush bunnies appeared. "Okay, Minions! I'm going to need you to overtake this village, okay?" she asked the bunnies. They all nodded and began stomping through town. The girl smiled, and muttered to herself, "My first conquering…Tanuki will be so proud,"
So the bunnies were rampaging, and smashing many huts. Kurama ran out of his.
"Oh my!" he declared as he spotted all of them. "Is this the work of one of my enemies?…" he pondered. But he had no time to think, he quickly drew his rose whip and sliced one of the bunnies. Unfortunately, it regenerated and had murder in it's black, beady eyes.
'Baka kitsune. It's a creation of a magical girl. You'll have to transform to defeat it," Hiei's voice said in his head.
'No way," Kurama thought indignantly while dodging one of the bunny's swipes. 'and how do you know so much about magical girls?'
'Yukina likes to read the mangas. Now shut up and transform!' he ordered. Kurama frowned.
"Very well!" he said out loud.He whipped out his wand and held it up. "Magic Petal Transformation!"
The magical girl transformation scene thus began. Pink lights flashed as Kurama twirled and the sailor fuku cam bit by bit. When the scene ended, Kurama was clad in a short, green mini-skirt, knee-high green boots, and the classic Sailor scout top. He also had long, green gloves to accent it.
"This is…SO embarrassing.." he muttered, "but I must do it. I am Sailor Kurama, protector of the three worlds and all the inhabitants! I won't let you get away with this!" he declared, ignoring Hiei's snickers. The bunnies all stared at him, then launched their attacks. Kurama dodged each one and prepared the famous magical girl move. "Rose Petal Smash!" he called, as many blood red petals flew from the tip of the wand and sliced all the bunnies to shreds.
"What?! Mew Tanuki said she'd destroyed the wands!" the figure screeched. Sailor Kurama looked up.
"So this 'Mew Tanuki' was behind the explosion? It seems it had the opposite effect…Instead of destroying the wands, it made five of them. I possess one. Now who are you?" he asked.
"I am Mew Usagi," the figure declared, stepping into the spotlight. She was about Kurama's height with shoulder-length reddish hair tied into a ponytail and blue eyes. She wore a blue school uniform and looked perfectly normal. Except for the bunny ears and fluffy cotton tail. "and magical girl or no magical girl, you do stand a chance! Magical Minions: Version up!" she declared as more bunnies appears. These ones were white. "Go, my minions!" the bunnies obeyed and began attacking Sailor Kurama.
"No you don't! Rose Petal Smash!" he said, attacking again. This time the petals were ineffective. "But…How?!" he was cut off short as one of the bunnies slammed him into a wall. Kurama grunted in pain, and the bunnies got closer. Hiei had long since left his mind, and he felt very alone. He didn't want to die by the hands of some psycho chick with bunny ears! Kurama was snapped out of his musings by a familiar voice.
"Ice Lash!" the voice yelled, as something like a whip shot across most of the bunnies, leaving them frozen solid. Kurama looked up and saw a short figure wearing light blue sailor fuku like his own. It was the last person he'd EVER expected to see in sailor fuku. It was the Master of Enchanted Ice.
"TOUYA?!" Kurama exclaimed. Touya looked over at Kurama.
"KURAMA?!"
"YOU'RE INVOLVED IN THIS?!" they both asked at once.
"Well…Yes! Koenma made me," Kurama answered.
"I was just minding my own business when this transformation wands flies out of nowhere and smacks me in the back of the head. I was going to throw it away when this strange fairy thing came and said something about how it was 'my destiny'. Care to explain?" Touya asked.
"Er…can I explain once we finish off the giant rabbits?" Kurama asked.
"…We?" Touya asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well…my attacks are ineffective…" Kurama murmured. Touya sighed.
"Fine," he said coldly, before turning to the rest of the bunnies. All of them shrunk under his glare. "Ice Lash," he said as he flicked his wrist. A beam of blue tip shot from the tip of the wand and lashed through the bunnies like a whip. The bunnies all froze into bunnisicles.
"Drat! That didn't work! This is NOT cool!" Mew Usagi declared. "Well…technically it IS cool…but I don't like it!" and with that she did a flip and vanished. When Mew Usagi vanished, so did all the bunnisicles.
Once that was done, Touya and Kurama de-transformed.
"Well, Touya, what a surprise! How's Jin?" Kurama asked with a fake smile.
"Explain," Touya demanded.
"Well…er…would you believe I have no clue either?" Kurama asked.
"No."
"Then ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies," he said. Touya groaned.
"So then what are we supposed to do?" the ice master asked.
"Rush around in sailor fuku and look pretty. We can't lose, plot immunity and such," Kurama explained.
"I already do that at HOME. Why the hell should I do it here?"
"…You what?!"
"Oh shut up," Touya muttered, blushing slightly at his slip up.
"Well, what do we have here?" Hiei asked as he walked up, a slight smirk on his features.
"Hiei! What are you doing here?" Kurama asked, suddenly feeling very aware of his short skirt.
"Koenma made me come," he explained. "He wanted to make sure you didn't screw up."
"Well he's being ever so kind by sending us YOU," Touya said sarcastically. Hiei ignored him.
"So I see you found magical girl number two. Good work," Hiei said quietly to Kurama. "Only three more to go." Kurama nodded.
"I'll find them!" he declared. Hiei simply nodded. "and Touya can help, right?" he asked the blue-haired demon.
"…I suppose. Even I could use some free time from the horny wind master," he muttered.
"…More information than I needed. Either way, welcome aboard, Touya."
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a/n: Chapter 2 is finally up thanks to some 'promptings' from my axe-weilding, abusive muse! As for next chapter:
Sailor Kurama and new ally, Sailor Touya have received word of another magical girl who's patrolling Mukuro's realm. So of course they're going to have to check it out! But what happens when they meet up with the infamous Mew Tanuki and another foe who has a dangerous obsession with…TOUYA?!
R&R! ^^;
By: Sarah aka Celebi.
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a/n: Well, here's chapter two!
Warning and Disclaimer: Same as last chapter.
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Kurama blinked as Koenma handed him the rose-shaped, glowing wand.
"This is your transformation wand," Koenma told him. "When you want to transform, you simply hold it up and say 'Magic Petal Transformation,'" he finished. "The magical girls probably will ignore the Ningenkai, so we're re-positioning you to the Makai."
"All of us?" Kurama asked. Koenma nodded. "But what about the other crimes?" Koenma rolled his eyes.
"Kurama, you know we don't have any 'other crimes'… those are easily bribed away," Koenma leaned back in his chair. Kurama just decided not to comment.
"Erm…So all I have to do is save the day whenever something goes awry?" Kurama asked.
"Well…no. Turns out someone sabotaged our machine and a few other wands were made," Koenma started.
"Which means there are more magical…'girls'," Kurama finished. Using the term 'girls' lightly. After all, he was a magical 'girl' so might very well have some other men to join in the fun of being publicly humiliated. "..and you want me to find them."
"..Have you been sneaking into my manga collection again?" Koenma asked, raising his eyebrow at Kurama's knowledge of the magical girl plotlines. Kurama looked away innocently. "Well, anyways…Yes. Do you have any questions?"
"Well…one. Why me?" he asked with a glare.
"…I'm not going to dignify that question with an answer," Koenma responded. Kurama sulked. "Now go. Your mother has been told a rather obvious lie about your location that she won't be able to figure out due to plot immunity, so don't make one up."
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So that is how it began. Kurama and the rest of the group were transferred to the Makai, and settled somewhere in Yomi's domain. They had chosen Yomi's realm because it had television. Yusuke said didn't want to miss his soaps for some damn mission. So life progressed as usual. But of course, in a magical girl series, usual is non-existent.
"This is my first evil deed…so I hope I don't mess up…" a figure mumbled. She hopped up to the top of a very high hut. "Magical Minions!" she shouted as tons of giant-sized plush bunnies appeared. "Okay, Minions! I'm going to need you to overtake this village, okay?" she asked the bunnies. They all nodded and began stomping through town. The girl smiled, and muttered to herself, "My first conquering…Tanuki will be so proud,"
So the bunnies were rampaging, and smashing many huts. Kurama ran out of his.
"Oh my!" he declared as he spotted all of them. "Is this the work of one of my enemies?…" he pondered. But he had no time to think, he quickly drew his rose whip and sliced one of the bunnies. Unfortunately, it regenerated and had murder in it's black, beady eyes.
'Baka kitsune. It's a creation of a magical girl. You'll have to transform to defeat it," Hiei's voice said in his head.
'No way," Kurama thought indignantly while dodging one of the bunny's swipes. 'and how do you know so much about magical girls?'
'Yukina likes to read the mangas. Now shut up and transform!' he ordered. Kurama frowned.
"Very well!" he said out loud.He whipped out his wand and held it up. "Magic Petal Transformation!"
The magical girl transformation scene thus began. Pink lights flashed as Kurama twirled and the sailor fuku cam bit by bit. When the scene ended, Kurama was clad in a short, green mini-skirt, knee-high green boots, and the classic Sailor scout top. He also had long, green gloves to accent it.
"This is…SO embarrassing.." he muttered, "but I must do it. I am Sailor Kurama, protector of the three worlds and all the inhabitants! I won't let you get away with this!" he declared, ignoring Hiei's snickers. The bunnies all stared at him, then launched their attacks. Kurama dodged each one and prepared the famous magical girl move. "Rose Petal Smash!" he called, as many blood red petals flew from the tip of the wand and sliced all the bunnies to shreds.
"What?! Mew Tanuki said she'd destroyed the wands!" the figure screeched. Sailor Kurama looked up.
"So this 'Mew Tanuki' was behind the explosion? It seems it had the opposite effect…Instead of destroying the wands, it made five of them. I possess one. Now who are you?" he asked.
"I am Mew Usagi," the figure declared, stepping into the spotlight. She was about Kurama's height with shoulder-length reddish hair tied into a ponytail and blue eyes. She wore a blue school uniform and looked perfectly normal. Except for the bunny ears and fluffy cotton tail. "and magical girl or no magical girl, you do stand a chance! Magical Minions: Version up!" she declared as more bunnies appears. These ones were white. "Go, my minions!" the bunnies obeyed and began attacking Sailor Kurama.
"No you don't! Rose Petal Smash!" he said, attacking again. This time the petals were ineffective. "But…How?!" he was cut off short as one of the bunnies slammed him into a wall. Kurama grunted in pain, and the bunnies got closer. Hiei had long since left his mind, and he felt very alone. He didn't want to die by the hands of some psycho chick with bunny ears! Kurama was snapped out of his musings by a familiar voice.
"Ice Lash!" the voice yelled, as something like a whip shot across most of the bunnies, leaving them frozen solid. Kurama looked up and saw a short figure wearing light blue sailor fuku like his own. It was the last person he'd EVER expected to see in sailor fuku. It was the Master of Enchanted Ice.
"TOUYA?!" Kurama exclaimed. Touya looked over at Kurama.
"KURAMA?!"
"YOU'RE INVOLVED IN THIS?!" they both asked at once.
"Well…Yes! Koenma made me," Kurama answered.
"I was just minding my own business when this transformation wands flies out of nowhere and smacks me in the back of the head. I was going to throw it away when this strange fairy thing came and said something about how it was 'my destiny'. Care to explain?" Touya asked.
"Er…can I explain once we finish off the giant rabbits?" Kurama asked.
"…We?" Touya asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well…my attacks are ineffective…" Kurama murmured. Touya sighed.
"Fine," he said coldly, before turning to the rest of the bunnies. All of them shrunk under his glare. "Ice Lash," he said as he flicked his wrist. A beam of blue tip shot from the tip of the wand and lashed through the bunnies like a whip. The bunnies all froze into bunnisicles.
"Drat! That didn't work! This is NOT cool!" Mew Usagi declared. "Well…technically it IS cool…but I don't like it!" and with that she did a flip and vanished. When Mew Usagi vanished, so did all the bunnisicles.
Once that was done, Touya and Kurama de-transformed.
"Well, Touya, what a surprise! How's Jin?" Kurama asked with a fake smile.
"Explain," Touya demanded.
"Well…er…would you believe I have no clue either?" Kurama asked.
"No."
"Then ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies," he said. Touya groaned.
"So then what are we supposed to do?" the ice master asked.
"Rush around in sailor fuku and look pretty. We can't lose, plot immunity and such," Kurama explained.
"I already do that at HOME. Why the hell should I do it here?"
"…You what?!"
"Oh shut up," Touya muttered, blushing slightly at his slip up.
"Well, what do we have here?" Hiei asked as he walked up, a slight smirk on his features.
"Hiei! What are you doing here?" Kurama asked, suddenly feeling very aware of his short skirt.
"Koenma made me come," he explained. "He wanted to make sure you didn't screw up."
"Well he's being ever so kind by sending us YOU," Touya said sarcastically. Hiei ignored him.
"So I see you found magical girl number two. Good work," Hiei said quietly to Kurama. "Only three more to go." Kurama nodded.
"I'll find them!" he declared. Hiei simply nodded. "and Touya can help, right?" he asked the blue-haired demon.
"…I suppose. Even I could use some free time from the horny wind master," he muttered.
"…More information than I needed. Either way, welcome aboard, Touya."
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a/n: Chapter 2 is finally up thanks to some 'promptings' from my axe-weilding, abusive muse! As for next chapter:
Sailor Kurama and new ally, Sailor Touya have received word of another magical girl who's patrolling Mukuro's realm. So of course they're going to have to check it out! But what happens when they meet up with the infamous Mew Tanuki and another foe who has a dangerous obsession with…TOUYA?!
R&R! ^^;
