Magical Project Yu Yu!
By: Sarah aka Celebi.
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a/n: Chapter three. Gods, it's taken me a while, hasn't it? someone in audience throws rotten vegetables GAH! Okay, Okay, I get it! Yes, yes, I'm writing! WRITING!
P.S.: There is a disturbing lack of Jin/Touya or Shishi/Suzuki fictions. I beg of ye, HELP ME FIX THIS!
Warning and Disclaimer: Bad… mental… images!
It was a 'bright' and 'cheery' day in the Makai. As bright and cheery as that place could get. It was early morning, so Kurama (Alias Magical Girl Sailor Kurama, Defender of Love, Justice, and the Three Worlds) and his ally Touya (Alias Magical Girl Sailor Touya, Defender of-… Oh, you get it.) were seated for breakfast.
"Touya, I never would have guessed you were such a good cook!" Kurama exclaimed, looking at the large breakfast before them. Touya gave an indifferent shrug.
"I had to learn. Would YOU trust Jin in a kitchen?" he asked. Kurama quickly shook his head. That thought was just SCARY.
"HEY! GUYS!" Yusuke yelled, barging in.
"Have you NO respect for privacy?" Touya asked icily. Yusuke ignored him, and turned to Kurama.
"Where's your TV? Ya gotta see this!" he explained. Kurama pointed to the TV and Yusuke quickly turned it on and to the right station. On it, there was a pretty, young youkai most likely telling the news.
"And recently there have been two more sightings of the mysterious Protector of Justice and Beauty, Sailor S. Could she be related to the two other magical girls, Sailor Kurama and Sailor Touya? Or could these two groups be bitter enemies? If so, who will get caught up in this battle of sparkles and fuku?! WHO, I ASK YOU?!" the pretty youkai said, because proceeding to have a mental and emotion breakdown right in the station. Then Yusuke turned off the TV.
"See? I just found you your next ally!" Yusuke said proudly. Kurama smiled.
"Thank you, Yusuke! Say thank you, Touya," Kurama said to the silent ice master. Touya glared. "Touya… You know, I bet I could probably get a messenger to Jin in under an hour. There are some pretty fast messengers here…" Kurama mused.
"Thank you!" Touya quickly spat out. It wasn't that he didn't enjoy Jin's company, but one can only survived being 'Jin-hugged' one so many times.
"See? That wasn't so hard, now was it, Icy?" Yusuke asked with a smirk. Touya twitched a few times, but managed NOT to try and kill the spirit detective. Applause for Touya's self control!
"Yusuke, be nice," Kurama scolded. "Now let's go have a quick chat with Koenma to see if we can track down this mysterious 'Sailor S'." Kurama said with a note of finality, as he went to pack a few things. Touya reluctantly got up and followed.
It turned out that Koenma didn't know anything (Big surprise). So Sailor Kurama, and of course Sailor Touya, were forced to move again. Yusuke stayed, though. He didn't want to, heaven forbid, miss his soap operas. So now we rejoin our heroes, wandering around the streets, searching for information about the next Magical Girl.
"Mhm… So you say she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?" Kurama asked to one of the many raving fanatics who claimed to have seen Sailor S.
"Definitely! I mean, you're pretty good looking, sweetheart… But DAMN she was fine!" he exclaimed. Kurama glared, not moving an inch.
"Sir. I am a man," he said calmly. Meanwhile, Youko was screaming about wanting to kill the idiotic demon, and then steal many shiny, sparkly, spiffy things. The demon guy looked at Kurama really closely, and then felt his chest.
"Well, damn! You're right!"
… Needless to say, Youko won out and the guy was never seen from again.
Touya, being somewhat more masculine and having the right contacts, got the information he needed. And some he didn't. He sat in a plush chair, jotting down notes about Sailor S from a rich, well informed fanatic.
"She is really a he, his favorite pastime is looking at himself in the mirror, his hair is blue, his favorite bird is the peacock, his favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry, his specialty attack is 'Specialty Sailor Move: #666, The Ribbon of Horrors,'…" the man rambled. Touya managed to pay attention for quite some time, until the man got around to whether Sailor S wore boxers or briefs. Then Touya kind of stopped paying attention.
Afterwards, Touya and Kurama pooled their information. (If anyone cares, Touya's information was 99.9% of all received information.) They came to a startling conclusion.
"… So… where might we find him?" Kurama asked, glancing over the information. Touya shrugged.
"It was the one thing the man didn't seem to know. I didn't dare ask, because he might start repeating himself," Touya stated matter-of-factly. Kurama gave him an incredulous look. "… Don't look at me like that Kurama, unless YOU'D rather go visit the fanatic and listen to him ramble."
…And so no progress was made.
It turns out, none of that was needed. For the very next evening, a crisis emerged. Plains burned, mothers screamed, fathers screamed, children screamed, aunts screamed, uncles screamed, second cousins twice removed screamed! …Oh, you get it… It was overall mayhem.
Above all the wreckage stood a blonde girl with raccoon ears and a raccoon tail, wearing a black and red sleeveless top and mini-skirt. Beside her was a man with snow-white hair, deep purple eyes, and a smirk on his lips. He was wearing black leather, and lots of it.
Yes, folks! The woman is none other than the infamous Mew Tanuki! But who is the other?… Ah, I'll let you find out.
Kurama and Touya instantly realized the threat.
"Magic Petal Transformation!" Kurama cried, going though his transformation.
"Magic Shard Transformation!" Touya declared, preparing for his own transformation. Icy winds surrounded Touya, as blue lights flooded the area, the winds dispersed and Touya was clad in his fuku. Then, Kurama scrapped his dignity and began.
"Villain! I am Magical Girl, Sailor Kurama! I won't yet you terrorize this place!" he declared.
"And I am Magical Girl, Sailor Touya… And for the hope that I won't ever have to do this again, you shall fall now," Touya added, sounding much more calm and collected that Kurama.
"Ah… So you must be the brats who spoiled the Mew's plot before," Mew Tanuki guessed.
"Correct! And once we beat you and Mew Usagi, Makai can be free again! And we can get out of these skirts," he added quietly to himself.
"Ah-ah-ah," Mew Tanuki said with a waggle of her finger. "You know the villain clause. There's either only one MAIN villain, or a cast of villains equal to the number of Magical girls!" she said.
"So there's five of you. We'll take you down one-by-one," Touya said, cold as his element.
"If that's so you'll have to defeat me, Mew Usagi, Mew Okami, Mew Kama, AND Batty-chan tooooooo! Because together we are the Meeeeeeews!" she sing-songed. "But that isn't going to happen! Go get them, Kage!" she ordered to her accomplice. 'Kage' complied, and started walking towards the two.
"Well, well, well," he began with a cat-like grin on his face, "two little boys, comign to play?… Oooo… So cute. Maybe I can keep you after this…?" he suggested. Kurama and Touya were reasonably freaked out.
Kage faded and appeared right behind Touya is a Karasu-esque manner.
"Hello, dear… How long have YOU existed without my knowing?…" he purred into Touya's ear. The ice master instantly spun to face his offender.
"Ice Lash!" he yelled, and Kage barely dodged the cold whip. He reappeared a few yards away, ice forming on his stomach.
"Heehee… Feisty," Kage said, his voice barely a whisper.
So began the repetitive battle. Kage would constantly try to sexually harass/seriouslu wound Touya, and Touya and Kurama would stop him. After about the seventh repetition, something changed.
Kage dove at Touya as usual, sharp nail ready to strike.
"Specialty Sailor Move: #666, The Ribbon of Horrors!"
And rather suddenly, Kage was bound in place by several snake-like ribbons of energy. Touya recognized the attack name, and turned to see who it was. In the suddenly appearing moonlight, stood a figure in orangeish-gold sailor fuku. He had long blue hair; tied in a ponytail except for two bangs and two antenna, and his eyes were covered by a convenient shadow.
"Aaaaaah… Double drat! Well, Sorry Kage-chan but I gotta fly! Hope you don't get too brutally butchered!" Mew Tanuki nervously said, before dashing off. The mysterious scout, using the Ribbon of Horrors, flung Kage off in an almost comical sense. Then, he turned to Touya and Kurama.
"Hm… Oh dear. Really, must I be the ONLY one qualified to do this? If you couldn't dispatch him, there's no way you're ready for anything coming up," he let out a great sigh. "I'll deal with it myself, I suppose… Keep training though, and maybe you won't get in my way. Oh, and Touya? Don't let Jin catch 'wind' of your new not-so-secret admirer," he added, giggling at his pun. "He may get VERY jealous."
…And with that, Magical Girl Sailor S vanished.
Sailor Kurama and Sailor Touya both looked at each other with a look of dread.
"Was that… who I thought it was?" Kurama asked. Touya groaned.
"Good Enma, it WAS! Of all the demons out there, we're stuck working with SAILOR Shishiwakamaru!"
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a/n: Eh… Not as funny as I hoped it would be… And I was hoping to keep Shishi in reserves, but I just didn't want this chapter to NOT have him. XD Plus the fanatics ravings made it rather obvious, eh? Anywho… Yay!
In the Next Chapter:
Hold on to your horses! Sailor Shishi has a change of heart, bringing our total up to 3! So it's perfectly natural that 3 Mew's come to challenge them next! It's Sailor Kurama, Sailor Touya, and Sailor Shishi versus Mew Okami, Mew Kama, and Batty-chan in the next chapter! Or is it JUST those six? A (not so) mysterious red-head demon in a tuxedo comes to help his true love out!… Or will Tuxedo Jin just screw it all up?
And remember! More Jin/Touya sweetness and humor inspires Sarah to write faster! R&R!
By: Sarah aka Celebi.
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a/n: Chapter three. Gods, it's taken me a while, hasn't it? someone in audience throws rotten vegetables GAH! Okay, Okay, I get it! Yes, yes, I'm writing! WRITING!
P.S.: There is a disturbing lack of Jin/Touya or Shishi/Suzuki fictions. I beg of ye, HELP ME FIX THIS!
Warning and Disclaimer: Bad… mental… images!
It was a 'bright' and 'cheery' day in the Makai. As bright and cheery as that place could get. It was early morning, so Kurama (Alias Magical Girl Sailor Kurama, Defender of Love, Justice, and the Three Worlds) and his ally Touya (Alias Magical Girl Sailor Touya, Defender of-… Oh, you get it.) were seated for breakfast.
"Touya, I never would have guessed you were such a good cook!" Kurama exclaimed, looking at the large breakfast before them. Touya gave an indifferent shrug.
"I had to learn. Would YOU trust Jin in a kitchen?" he asked. Kurama quickly shook his head. That thought was just SCARY.
"HEY! GUYS!" Yusuke yelled, barging in.
"Have you NO respect for privacy?" Touya asked icily. Yusuke ignored him, and turned to Kurama.
"Where's your TV? Ya gotta see this!" he explained. Kurama pointed to the TV and Yusuke quickly turned it on and to the right station. On it, there was a pretty, young youkai most likely telling the news.
"And recently there have been two more sightings of the mysterious Protector of Justice and Beauty, Sailor S. Could she be related to the two other magical girls, Sailor Kurama and Sailor Touya? Or could these two groups be bitter enemies? If so, who will get caught up in this battle of sparkles and fuku?! WHO, I ASK YOU?!" the pretty youkai said, because proceeding to have a mental and emotion breakdown right in the station. Then Yusuke turned off the TV.
"See? I just found you your next ally!" Yusuke said proudly. Kurama smiled.
"Thank you, Yusuke! Say thank you, Touya," Kurama said to the silent ice master. Touya glared. "Touya… You know, I bet I could probably get a messenger to Jin in under an hour. There are some pretty fast messengers here…" Kurama mused.
"Thank you!" Touya quickly spat out. It wasn't that he didn't enjoy Jin's company, but one can only survived being 'Jin-hugged' one so many times.
"See? That wasn't so hard, now was it, Icy?" Yusuke asked with a smirk. Touya twitched a few times, but managed NOT to try and kill the spirit detective. Applause for Touya's self control!
"Yusuke, be nice," Kurama scolded. "Now let's go have a quick chat with Koenma to see if we can track down this mysterious 'Sailor S'." Kurama said with a note of finality, as he went to pack a few things. Touya reluctantly got up and followed.
It turned out that Koenma didn't know anything (Big surprise). So Sailor Kurama, and of course Sailor Touya, were forced to move again. Yusuke stayed, though. He didn't want to, heaven forbid, miss his soap operas. So now we rejoin our heroes, wandering around the streets, searching for information about the next Magical Girl.
"Mhm… So you say she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?" Kurama asked to one of the many raving fanatics who claimed to have seen Sailor S.
"Definitely! I mean, you're pretty good looking, sweetheart… But DAMN she was fine!" he exclaimed. Kurama glared, not moving an inch.
"Sir. I am a man," he said calmly. Meanwhile, Youko was screaming about wanting to kill the idiotic demon, and then steal many shiny, sparkly, spiffy things. The demon guy looked at Kurama really closely, and then felt his chest.
"Well, damn! You're right!"
… Needless to say, Youko won out and the guy was never seen from again.
Touya, being somewhat more masculine and having the right contacts, got the information he needed. And some he didn't. He sat in a plush chair, jotting down notes about Sailor S from a rich, well informed fanatic.
"She is really a he, his favorite pastime is looking at himself in the mirror, his hair is blue, his favorite bird is the peacock, his favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry, his specialty attack is 'Specialty Sailor Move: #666, The Ribbon of Horrors,'…" the man rambled. Touya managed to pay attention for quite some time, until the man got around to whether Sailor S wore boxers or briefs. Then Touya kind of stopped paying attention.
Afterwards, Touya and Kurama pooled their information. (If anyone cares, Touya's information was 99.9% of all received information.) They came to a startling conclusion.
"… So… where might we find him?" Kurama asked, glancing over the information. Touya shrugged.
"It was the one thing the man didn't seem to know. I didn't dare ask, because he might start repeating himself," Touya stated matter-of-factly. Kurama gave him an incredulous look. "… Don't look at me like that Kurama, unless YOU'D rather go visit the fanatic and listen to him ramble."
…And so no progress was made.
It turns out, none of that was needed. For the very next evening, a crisis emerged. Plains burned, mothers screamed, fathers screamed, children screamed, aunts screamed, uncles screamed, second cousins twice removed screamed! …Oh, you get it… It was overall mayhem.
Above all the wreckage stood a blonde girl with raccoon ears and a raccoon tail, wearing a black and red sleeveless top and mini-skirt. Beside her was a man with snow-white hair, deep purple eyes, and a smirk on his lips. He was wearing black leather, and lots of it.
Yes, folks! The woman is none other than the infamous Mew Tanuki! But who is the other?… Ah, I'll let you find out.
Kurama and Touya instantly realized the threat.
"Magic Petal Transformation!" Kurama cried, going though his transformation.
"Magic Shard Transformation!" Touya declared, preparing for his own transformation. Icy winds surrounded Touya, as blue lights flooded the area, the winds dispersed and Touya was clad in his fuku. Then, Kurama scrapped his dignity and began.
"Villain! I am Magical Girl, Sailor Kurama! I won't yet you terrorize this place!" he declared.
"And I am Magical Girl, Sailor Touya… And for the hope that I won't ever have to do this again, you shall fall now," Touya added, sounding much more calm and collected that Kurama.
"Ah… So you must be the brats who spoiled the Mew's plot before," Mew Tanuki guessed.
"Correct! And once we beat you and Mew Usagi, Makai can be free again! And we can get out of these skirts," he added quietly to himself.
"Ah-ah-ah," Mew Tanuki said with a waggle of her finger. "You know the villain clause. There's either only one MAIN villain, or a cast of villains equal to the number of Magical girls!" she said.
"So there's five of you. We'll take you down one-by-one," Touya said, cold as his element.
"If that's so you'll have to defeat me, Mew Usagi, Mew Okami, Mew Kama, AND Batty-chan tooooooo! Because together we are the Meeeeeeews!" she sing-songed. "But that isn't going to happen! Go get them, Kage!" she ordered to her accomplice. 'Kage' complied, and started walking towards the two.
"Well, well, well," he began with a cat-like grin on his face, "two little boys, comign to play?… Oooo… So cute. Maybe I can keep you after this…?" he suggested. Kurama and Touya were reasonably freaked out.
Kage faded and appeared right behind Touya is a Karasu-esque manner.
"Hello, dear… How long have YOU existed without my knowing?…" he purred into Touya's ear. The ice master instantly spun to face his offender.
"Ice Lash!" he yelled, and Kage barely dodged the cold whip. He reappeared a few yards away, ice forming on his stomach.
"Heehee… Feisty," Kage said, his voice barely a whisper.
So began the repetitive battle. Kage would constantly try to sexually harass/seriouslu wound Touya, and Touya and Kurama would stop him. After about the seventh repetition, something changed.
Kage dove at Touya as usual, sharp nail ready to strike.
"Specialty Sailor Move: #666, The Ribbon of Horrors!"
And rather suddenly, Kage was bound in place by several snake-like ribbons of energy. Touya recognized the attack name, and turned to see who it was. In the suddenly appearing moonlight, stood a figure in orangeish-gold sailor fuku. He had long blue hair; tied in a ponytail except for two bangs and two antenna, and his eyes were covered by a convenient shadow.
"Aaaaaah… Double drat! Well, Sorry Kage-chan but I gotta fly! Hope you don't get too brutally butchered!" Mew Tanuki nervously said, before dashing off. The mysterious scout, using the Ribbon of Horrors, flung Kage off in an almost comical sense. Then, he turned to Touya and Kurama.
"Hm… Oh dear. Really, must I be the ONLY one qualified to do this? If you couldn't dispatch him, there's no way you're ready for anything coming up," he let out a great sigh. "I'll deal with it myself, I suppose… Keep training though, and maybe you won't get in my way. Oh, and Touya? Don't let Jin catch 'wind' of your new not-so-secret admirer," he added, giggling at his pun. "He may get VERY jealous."
…And with that, Magical Girl Sailor S vanished.
Sailor Kurama and Sailor Touya both looked at each other with a look of dread.
"Was that… who I thought it was?" Kurama asked. Touya groaned.
"Good Enma, it WAS! Of all the demons out there, we're stuck working with SAILOR Shishiwakamaru!"
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a/n: Eh… Not as funny as I hoped it would be… And I was hoping to keep Shishi in reserves, but I just didn't want this chapter to NOT have him. XD Plus the fanatics ravings made it rather obvious, eh? Anywho… Yay!
In the Next Chapter:
Hold on to your horses! Sailor Shishi has a change of heart, bringing our total up to 3! So it's perfectly natural that 3 Mew's come to challenge them next! It's Sailor Kurama, Sailor Touya, and Sailor Shishi versus Mew Okami, Mew Kama, and Batty-chan in the next chapter! Or is it JUST those six? A (not so) mysterious red-head demon in a tuxedo comes to help his true love out!… Or will Tuxedo Jin just screw it all up?
And remember! More Jin/Touya sweetness and humor inspires Sarah to write faster! R&R!