Angels Exist
An Eva Songfic
Disclaimers: I don't own Eva or the song "Aliens Exist." Damn. ::walks away grumbling
Mana: Josh!!
Josh: What, Mana?
Mana: Is Tabris-kun going to show up?
Josh: I guess....
Mana: He'd better show. You know why?.......
Mana and all the Eva girls: CAUSE HE'S HOT!!!
Josh: ::huge sweatdrop::
Shinji: What, I'm not hot?
Asuka: Mein Gott, NO!!!!
Josh: Asuka, settle down. EVERYONE!!!!!! LET'S GO!! PLACES!!!!!!
::They all exit in various directions at high speed::
[We see three dark shapes on a stage. A spotlight flashes on and illuminates the center shape. It's Shinji. With an electric guitar]
Shinji: You guys ready?
Toji and Kensuke: Yep.
[Another spotlight flashes on and we see Toji and Kensuke. Ken is on Drums and Toji is on bass guitar]
Shinji: Let's rock then. HERE WE GO!!!!!!
::guitar intro::
Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
[We see flashes of Sachiel, Sahaqiel, and Leliel]
You used to read me stories,
as if my dreams were boring
we all know conspiracies are dumb
[images of Gendo, Kaji, and the SEELE monoliths flash]
What if people knew that these are real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
[we see the makeout closet in Mana's house]
I know that Section Two would say
What you hear is all hearsay
[Tall guys in black suits run across the stage after Young Rei]
I wish someone would tell me what was right
[We see the screwed up Unit 00s in the Eva Graveyard. They are playing poker with S2 organs as chips]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[we hear noises from Mana's makeout closet. Scary ones.]
And I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
[clips of Shinji riding the subway randomly flash on a huge screen behind the band]
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
[we see various random characters with no name from Shinji's class. They'd be referred to as NPC's]
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me
[Pics of Kensuke with his camera flash on the huge screen from earlier]
been best friends and will be till we die
[we see Shinji, Toji, and Kensuke doing various things that make sense for guys their age]
I got an injection
of fear from the abduction
[a syringe and pictures of Leliel flash on the big screen]
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
alright
[we see Toji and Kensuke staring skeptically into the camera]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[we see Misato staring at an answering machine with tears in her eyes. We can't tell if she was laughing or crying]
And I know it must be late
[we see Asuka and Shinji sitting up restlessly on the split screen, one late night]
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
[various people flash. They are people Shinji isn't like]
Dark and scary, ordinary
[we see Bardiel, and then Kaworu]
Explanation, information
[we see Ritsuko revealing the secrets of NERV to Shinji and Misato]
Nice to know ya, paranoia
[Evil Section Two agents run across the stage again, this time chasing after young Shinji and young Asuka]
Where's my mother, Gendo father
[flash to pics of Yui, and then Gendo on the big screen]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[big alert hexagons flash on the control room screens]
And I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
[Shinji rides the rails again]
I'm not like you guys
[Flash through the Angels, lingering on Tabris]
Twelve majestic lies
[Flash through Asuka, Hikari, Toji, Kensuke, Misato, Gendo, Ritsuko, Maya, Aoba, Rei, Makoto, and Yui]
::last note echoes and slowly dies. The spotlights fade out::
Josh: Well, Mana?
Mana: Good, Tabris-kun showed up. Why'd you put my makeout closet in, though.
Josh: ::shrugs:: It seemed to fit the requirements for "leave my closet door open all night" and "There's something very wrong."
Mana: grrr...........
Josh: Chill, Mana. Just chill. Thanks Folks!!! See Ya later!!!
Author's Notes: Mana is a friend of mine. I hope she forgives me for the use of her makeout closet for this songfic. If not, it's a good thing she lives five states away from me. Heh. See ya later, and don't EVER, let Mana drag you into the makeout closet. It's a scary thing people. BYE!!!!!!!!!
An Eva Songfic
Disclaimers: I don't own Eva or the song "Aliens Exist." Damn. ::walks away grumbling
Mana: Josh!!
Josh: What, Mana?
Mana: Is Tabris-kun going to show up?
Josh: I guess....
Mana: He'd better show. You know why?.......
Mana and all the Eva girls: CAUSE HE'S HOT!!!
Josh: ::huge sweatdrop::
Shinji: What, I'm not hot?
Asuka: Mein Gott, NO!!!!
Josh: Asuka, settle down. EVERYONE!!!!!! LET'S GO!! PLACES!!!!!!
::They all exit in various directions at high speed::
[We see three dark shapes on a stage. A spotlight flashes on and illuminates the center shape. It's Shinji. With an electric guitar]
Shinji: You guys ready?
Toji and Kensuke: Yep.
[Another spotlight flashes on and we see Toji and Kensuke. Ken is on Drums and Toji is on bass guitar]
Shinji: Let's rock then. HERE WE GO!!!!!!
::guitar intro::
Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
[We see flashes of Sachiel, Sahaqiel, and Leliel]
You used to read me stories,
as if my dreams were boring
we all know conspiracies are dumb
[images of Gendo, Kaji, and the SEELE monoliths flash]
What if people knew that these are real
I'd leave my closet door open all night
[we see the makeout closet in Mana's house]
I know that Section Two would say
What you hear is all hearsay
[Tall guys in black suits run across the stage after Young Rei]
I wish someone would tell me what was right
[We see the screwed up Unit 00s in the Eva Graveyard. They are playing poker with S2 organs as chips]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[we hear noises from Mana's makeout closet. Scary ones.]
And I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
[clips of Shinji riding the subway randomly flash on a huge screen behind the band]
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
[we see various random characters with no name from Shinji's class. They'd be referred to as NPC's]
I am still a skeptic, yes you know me
[Pics of Kensuke with his camera flash on the huge screen from earlier]
been best friends and will be till we die
[we see Shinji, Toji, and Kensuke doing various things that make sense for guys their age]
I got an injection
of fear from the abduction
[a syringe and pictures of Leliel flash on the big screen]
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
alright
[we see Toji and Kensuke staring skeptically into the camera]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[we see Misato staring at an answering machine with tears in her eyes. We can't tell if she was laughing or crying]
And I know it must be late
[we see Asuka and Shinji sitting up restlessly on the split screen, one late night]
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
[various people flash. They are people Shinji isn't like]
Dark and scary, ordinary
[we see Bardiel, and then Kaworu]
Explanation, information
[we see Ritsuko revealing the secrets of NERV to Shinji and Misato]
Nice to know ya, paranoia
[Evil Section Two agents run across the stage again, this time chasing after young Shinji and young Asuka]
Where's my mother, Gendo father
[flash to pics of Yui, and then Gendo on the big screen]
Up all night long
and there's something very wrong
[big alert hexagons flash on the control room screens]
And I know it must be late
been gone since yesterday
[Shinji rides the rails again]
I'm not like you guys
[Flash through the Angels, lingering on Tabris]
Twelve majestic lies
[Flash through Asuka, Hikari, Toji, Kensuke, Misato, Gendo, Ritsuko, Maya, Aoba, Rei, Makoto, and Yui]
::last note echoes and slowly dies. The spotlights fade out::
Josh: Well, Mana?
Mana: Good, Tabris-kun showed up. Why'd you put my makeout closet in, though.
Josh: ::shrugs:: It seemed to fit the requirements for "leave my closet door open all night" and "There's something very wrong."
Mana: grrr...........
Josh: Chill, Mana. Just chill. Thanks Folks!!! See Ya later!!!
Author's Notes: Mana is a friend of mine. I hope she forgives me for the use of her makeout closet for this songfic. If not, it's a good thing she lives five states away from me. Heh. See ya later, and don't EVER, let Mana drag you into the makeout closet. It's a scary thing people. BYE!!!!!!!!!